Chapter 20 The Holy Hand of Medicine
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As soon as Hu Mo said this, a stone would definitely cause a thousand waves. Huang Sheng's mouth was wide open, and his yellow teeth were blowing towards him with a strong bad breath. Hu Mo almost turned his back on his back.
"Damn! Close your mouth! Grandma, you're not just body odor, this bad breath is even more serious!" Hu Mo shouted loudly, his anger soared and almost rushed away his hat.
Huang Sheng closed his mouth very consciously, pursed his lips, and sobbed and said some "Mars" some. Du Zhong and Lin Meng also came over, pinching their noses while smiling lewdly, as if they were looking at Hu Mo like a stunning naked woman, which made Hu Mo want to go crazy.
They were just looking for something new and were preparing to make jokes. However, Hu Mo's every move was so regular. Sometimes he frowned, sometimes he moaned, sometimes he closed his eyes and thought deeply, and sometimes he shook his head. The posture was all done! Huang Sheng was still shouting, and no one knew what he was saying.
"Okay, okay, don't be whispering, it's annoying. You must be very strange, why do I know medical skills? Haha, what's so strange about this? I'm a fucking genius, at least I've read books at home for a few days and learned something, no!" Hu Mo snorted coldly, wiped Huang Sheng's dirty clothes with disdain, and suddenly found that it was even more disgusting, so he used the wine on the table to evade the poison.
In fact, he really wants to pour out everything in his heart now. It’s really uncomfortable to hold it in. The Star Sect has buried him, a genius, and he doesn’t want to cherish it in this world and refuse to use it.
It can be said that his medical skills are now close to the level of a saint of medical skills, but he was born in the Xingcong Sect, which valued evil skills in his previous life, and he never had any chance to use them, which made him feel extremely depressed. Now that there is a ready-made patient in front of him, how could he not be excited?
"Mr. Hu, you are not kidding, right? You have been reading books at home for a few days and are so pretty. I don't believe it, absolutely not!" Du Zhong shook his head, looking like I didn't believe it even if I beat him to death.
Hu Mo was immediately angry when he questioned this. He did not talk about Huang Sheng's condition for the time being, but suddenly grabbed Du Zhong's hand and took a little pulse. After a while, he couldn't help but smile and said, "Mr. Du, you have kidney deficiency, your body is weak, and your five internal organs are tired. If I guess correctly, if you don't have a erectile dysfunction level of aphrodisiac, you may not even be able to lift it up."
Hu Moye smiled evilly, his eyes fell on Du Zhong's crotch, he shook his head, and said, "Pity Wei Yang is hard to become huge again, it's all!"
This statement was like a thunderclap on the ground! Du Zhong and Lin Meng looked at him like an alien, surprised, confused, admired, shy... Their expressions were really wonderful.
"Dear brother! My dear brother" Du Zhong suddenly knelt down and shouted at the top of his lungs. The sound was shrill, like countless wronged female ghosts crying, and more like slaughtering hundreds of sows.
"My dear brother, you are a miracle doctor. What you said is right, brother, I live a hard life! The little fairies in Youxiang Xiaoyuan are like wolves and tigers, and they forced me to dry up like this. Brother Hu, Mr. Hu, please be kind and use your skills to save my brother, I am in the midst of suffering!" Du Zhong cried loudly, which attracted many people passing by to look at each other and muttered: "The playboys are disgusting. They are so cruel between men. I don't know how to call me. Alas, it's really a world of decline..."
Hu Mo really wanted to slap this guy away, and his scream was so disgusting.
However, this is also normal. Anyone who is accurately mentioned to the pain will react like this. In addition, Hu Mo's serious and serious look gives Du Zhong the direct feeling that the word "miracle doctor".
"Forget it, get up quickly, I can't stand this great gift." Hu Mo said angrily. He touched his chin gently, frowned slightly, and said, "Your problem is not very serious. There are two ways at present, one is to treat the symptoms, one is to treat the root cause, one is to treat the fast, and one is to slow. Which one do you want to choose?"
Hu Mo didn’t want to hide so much about Du Zhong and the others. In fact, it was not just Du Zhong. From Lin Meng’s expression, we can see that he was also very distressed about this kind of thing?
Although they were just his bad friends, after the accident, the tears they shed came from the heart, which moved Hu Mo very much, which was also the reason why he showed his skills to them.
Judging from the current situation of Du Zhong and Lin Meng, if they are not cured, they may be two short-lived ghosts. He didn't want to just watch them die. He couldn't bear it, alas...
Du Zhong thought for a while and said earnestly: "Everything is something that Mr. Hu, as long as you can cure my illness, I will respect you..."
"And I, and I!" Lin Meng said anxiously. He was a little difficult to speak of, but for his lifelong happiness, he still couldn't care about that much. "Mr. Hu, my Lin family is also a single-handed person for the fifth generation. You can save me too!"
Hu Mo transformed himself into a miracle doctor who was a specialist in treating yang, impotence, premature ejaculation, and even he felt quite fucked.
"Okay, OK, we are all brothers, why bother with each other like this? I'll explain it to you. The first method is to treat the symptoms. It's very fast, the effect is very significant, but the risk is a bit high, and there may be some side effects."
Hu Mo took a sip of tea, raised his hand like a fairy-like spirit, and said, "That's to cut it directly, and then change to a bigger one, such as a donkey or a horse, it's guaranteed to be immediate. The light sun becomes huge in an instant, something!"
"Ah?" Du Zhong and the other three were immediately stunned.
"What? I said this is a treatment method, but no one has tried it. However, it is fast and it is very convenient to solve the current problem. However, after decades, the thing will probably be scrapped. Even if you take a 100 kilograms of aphrodisiacs every day, a 100 kilograms of aphrodisiacs such as 100 kilograms of aphrodisiacs will be useless." Hu Mo said very seriously.
"What should I do? Of course, the best treatment is to cure the root cause, and that method seems too scary." Huang Sheng was also nervous about Eucommia udon and the others. Because of the odor problem, he didn't have much to do with it, so he was well preserved. However, he is very worried about the physical problems of Eucommia udon and Lin Meng. If this continues, he will definitely not live long.
Du Zhong and Lin Meng looked at Hu Mo pitifully, waiting for his golden words.
Hu Mo smiled faintly and said, "Of course I know this, so I don't want to use this method. Your disease has accumulated over the years, so you have to spend more time to treat it. I have read all the medical books, and there are many god-level prescriptions on it. I will write the prescription to you later. You can follow this prescription to grab the medicine and take it for a while..."
"Don't wait, give it to us now! Come and get the four treasures of the study!" Du Zhong shouted hurriedly to the door. After a while, a few little girls walked in with the four treasures of the study, and then ran out with a dark face and pinched their noses.
Huang Sheng showed an awkward look on his face, and he slowly lowered his head, looking very depressed.
Hu Mo looked at Huang Sheng's expression and felt a little uncomfortable. He wrote dozens of medicine names on the paper and handed them to Eucommia.
Eucommia and Lin Meng were almost grateful. They held the prescription in both hands and immediately asked someone to take the medicine.
"Ultra Uranus, Lin Meng, you must remember that this medicine will take for three months. And drinking is prohibited and sexual intercourse is prohibited within these three months, otherwise you will go to the palace to serve Your Majesty directly. I am definitely not exaggerating. If you don't believe it, you can try it!" Hu Mo's face showed a cruel smile, which made them both feel a little slap in their hearts. He laughed with a smile, saying "Of course not."
"Mr. Hu, what about me? Is my illness still possible?" Huang Sheng asked pitifully, his eyes full of anticipation.
Hu Mo's smile slowly faded away, and his brows frowned slightly. In fact, if it was body odor, you only need to use acupuncture to stab the Jiquan point and the Tianying point under the armpit, and then supplemented with medication, and apply internally and externally, and you can completely cure it. However, Huang Sheng's pulse is a bit abnormal, as if it is not that simple.
"Huang Sheng, your situation is quite strange. Body odor is mostly related to innate endowment, inheriting the filthy air of the parents' armpits, fumigating it outside and coming out from the armpits; or because of excessive consumption of spicy and thick flavors, the dampness and heat are accumulated; or because of the hot weather, the clothes are thick, and the long-term bathing is not bathed, the fluid cannot be smooth, causing dampness and heat to fall out from the outside and fumigation outside the body." Hu Mo said as if he was writing an endorsement.
"Mr. Hu, it seems that there is only the first possibility. I spent a while to treat this body odor, but at that time I paid great attention to diet and hygiene, but I was still odorous and became more and more serious. Alas, I couldn't smell it myself, but now I can't stand it anymore. Mr. Hu, I really want to die." Huang Sheng cried in tears. When he cried, the odor on his body became even stronger, and even Hu Mo's face was holding his breath and holding it red.
"Calm down first, I haven't finished saying it yet. In fact, if it is really the first reason, I'm still more than 90% sure I can cure you. However, your pulse tells me that everything seems not that simple." Hu Mo said with a frown. He didn't want to hide anything from his brother.
"Ah? Mr. Hu, what do you mean? Does Mr. Huang have other reasons?" Du Zhong asked nervously. Why are they worried about Huang Sheng's illness? As the four great men of Tianhuo, they are also considered four like-minded people, but they even had a problem with eating together. As Huang Sheng's stench became stronger and stronger, they even met very fewer. Whenever they remembered the days when they went to sleep in Hualiu together, they would reminisce, but now they have become a luxury.
"Indeed, there are other reasons. Based on the pulse, I found that Huang Sheng, you... were poisoned."
"Poisoned? No way!" Huang Sheng and the other two shouted at the same time, their mouths wide open.
"Why can't it be? Don't you believe the judgment of this miracle doctor?" Hu Mo put on such a fairy-like appearance and looked at the three of them with a very disdainful look.
"I believe it, of course we believe it!" The three of them began to nod their heads again, as if three nodded dolls.
"But, what poison did I get? This poison is too powerful. It has been pestering me for more than ten years!" Huang Sheng's expression was completely confused. For a moment, his mind seemed to have become muddy and he couldn't figure out anything.
"I don't know what poison is now, but I can be sure, Huang Sheng, you are definitely being slutted, and using this trick to deal with you, that person is really cruel. If I guess correctly, you were already poisoned when you were five or six years old. Until now, they often add medicine to you, so your body odor will become more and more serious. What I can't figure out is who will attack a child of five or six years old?" Hu Mo was really a little confused. No matter how magical he was, it was not omnipotent.
Huang Sheng's brows were frowning tightly, and his slurry brain began to work hard. He thought for a long time and muttered to himself: "Five or six years old, more than ten years ago, did I... I know what's going on!"
Chapter completed!