Chapter 59 Can't the dark and windy night be a joke?
"Ah hahahahahahahahaha, now I'm also a heifer who is riding on the rocket! Qi Mingxing!! It's Qi Mingxing!" Tang Feng hugged Qi Mingxing excitedly and kissed him. He had seen Qi Mingxing in his previous life. He was known as the strongest artifact of team battles, no one! 10% defense and attack, and increased movement speed. The most terrifying thing is the resurrection of the group, which is simply disgusting! It turns out that this thing was done for this mission, haha, it seems that I have more reliance on it. If I can get seven, ah haha, ah hahahahahahahaha!
"Hey, what's the matter? Let me take a look at you like this." Wu Qianqian walked to Tang Feng and asked.
"Look," Tang Feng said that he posted the attributes of Qi Mingxing on the team channel.
Wu Qianqian looked at it for a while and said, "Is it very awesome?"
Tang Feng was so lazy that he explained a lot to Wu Qianqian. After saying something very good, he pulled her to the underground passage.
I originally thought that I would arrive after following Yunxing for a little while, but I didn't expect that it would be more complicated than an air raid shelter. It doesn't matter if I walk for a while, but Wu Qianqian can't do it anymore. She was afraid of ghosts and darkness. She could still remain calm at the beginning, but after getting deeper and deeper, she had no choice. She grabbed Tang Feng's shoulder and said, "Xiao Fengfeng, I haven't heard you make jokes for a long time, and say "Are you teasing sisters and having fun"
Tang Feng smiled slightly, and did not expose Wu Qianqian, and said, "OK, no problem, I'll think about it."
Tang Feng's eyes rolled, a trace of dark smile appeared on his face and said, "Listen, I said it was on a dark and windy night..."
"Stop! Sister, you have to listen to jokes! It's not a ghost story!" Wu Qianqian said with a fierce hammering Tang Feng.
"Miss... don't worry, it's a joke." Tang Feng said blocking Wu Qianqian's fist.
"What kind of jokes do you have to be dark and windy at night?" Wu Qianqian said with a pout.
"The plot is going to be ups and downs, listen to me and continue." Seeing that Wu Qianqian was not organized, Tang Feng continued to talk.
"On a dark and windy night, a taxi driver was driving on the empty road. When he saw a woman waving beside the road, the driver stopped and asked the woman to get in the car."
"Ah!!!!" Wu Qianqian suddenly screamed desperately.
"Your sister! I haven't said anything yet, why are you screaming!" Tang Feng said with a blocked Wu Qianqian's mouth.
"What's wrong with the two heroes?" Yun Xing turned around and asked when he heard the scream.
"Nothing is nothing, this problem is intermittent," Tang Feng said apologetically.
Yunxing smiled and stopped moving forward.
Wu Qianqian bit Tang Feng's hand hard, and Tang Feng quickly let go of his hand and said, "You are a dog, you are still biting people."
"Who made you want to scare me? That woman must be shameless, either her face is covered in blood, right? Yes! Ah!!!!" Wu Qianqian said as she imagined herself and screamed again.
"Brother is really convinced you... I've scared myself to such a thing. It's a joke. If you believe me, I'll die once!" Tang Feng shouted.
"Sister, this is not scary...Sister, this is...Okay, please continue talking." Wu Qianqian stopped screaming and said.
"I'm sure you can finish listening?" Tang Feng confirmed.
"No problem!" Wu Qianqian said, patting her flat breasts.
Although I didn't believe it very much, Tang Feng continued to talk.
"After loading the woman, the woman said the address, the driver responded and drove to the destination. The journey was very quiet until the woman spoke..."
"Ah!!!!!!!" Wu Qianqian screamed again when she heard this.
"This joke can't be said!!!" Tang Feng pushed Wu Qianqian hard and said.
Wu Qianqian, who was pushed away, took a big step back and grabbed Tang Feng's shoulder tightly.
Tang Feng looked at Wu Qianqian helplessly and could only hold her hand and walk down.
Wu Qianqian's hand was suddenly held and she instinctively wanted to resist, but when she thought it was Tang Feng, she felt relieved and followed Tang Feng obediently.
"Two heroes, here is my equipment library. Please don't be polite, just select your favorite equipment and take it out."
After the two fell into a sweet atmosphere, Yunxing stopped and said to them.
A thick iron door appeared in front of Tang Feng and the others, and the material was obvious at first glance.
"The protection is so tight, it can be seen that there must be good things inside. However, I didn't know about this kind of good place, and I ruled Hurricane City for so many years in my previous life. I failed, but failed." Tang Feng shook his head and sighed.
General Yunxing took out the key and inserted it into the keyhole of the door, and then slowly pushed the door open.
"It's true that they are all high-end products..."
When the heavy door opened, all kinds of equipment that looked very high-end appeared in front of Tang Feng. Even Tang Feng, who had seen the world, couldn't help but be in a thrilling heart.
"Please," Yunxing said with a smile after making a gesture of asking for help.
Tang Feng didn't care about his demeanor at this time, so he let go of Wu Qianqian's hand and ran in. Wu Qianqian was so angry that she stomped her feet.
As soon as I entered the warehouse, Tang Feng threw the master-level appraisal technique, but after a while, I found a helpless fact. No matter which equipment appraisal system, it would prompt that this item could not be identified. If the appraisal level was not enough, the system would prompt him that the appraisal technique was not enough, and this time it would not be able to be identified, which means that these things could not be identified. I looked at General Yunxing with resentment. This was not a pity for people. I guess this warehouse had been passive. Alas! ~ There is no way, Tang Feng was going to rely on his sixth sense of trying all the souls to find good things.
Tang Feng was looking for equipment crazy, and Wu Qianqian kicked him in the butt after coming in.
Tang Feng, who was in a craze, was completely unprepared for the sneak attack behind him, but he was smart and would not be as ugly as a dog to eat. Instead, he rolled forward and stood up and shouted: "Why are you kicking me!"
"Who told you to raise your butt so high?" Wu Qianqian said with a glare at him.
"Forget it, there will be so many days in a month. I will forgive you." After Tang Feng said that, he continued to search and prepare.
"You haven't finished the joke just now," Wu Qianqian found a place to sit down and said.
"I can't say it!" Tang Feng returned without raising his head.
"Say it~ the more you don't say it, the more I want to hear it. It's bright enough. Tell me, I promise not to call me," Wu Qianqian said confidently.
"Okay~" Tang Feng continued to start while flipping through the equipment.
"The woman said to the driver: Master, I just bought you the apples. I thought they were too much. They were very delicious. The driver saw that the apples were indeed very attractive and they took them to take a bite.
The woman asked: Is it delicious? The driver said: It's delicious! The woman replied again: "I remember that I also liked eating apples during my lifetime."
When the driver heard that his hair was standing up, he swallowed all the apple cores! Then the woman slowly leaned her head forward and said to the driver: But I don’t like to eat after giving birth.”
"Tsk, a cold joke~" Wu Qianqian said after hearing this.
"Damn, a joke is said in three times, and there is also a meaning to it," Tang Feng shouted back.
"Hmph! You just want to scare me anyway!" Wu Qianqian ran over and kicked Tang Feng and went to find the shining equipment.
Chapter completed!