Chapter 200 Headache Moe(1/2)
Meng Tong saw Wu Yue's whole face buried in his cousin's stalwart chest. His cousin was still jumping around without realizing it, and his face was a little red. This scene was too disharmonious, so he quickly said: "Let go of your brother-in-law."
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Wu Yue enjoyed this unique massage for a few seconds, then grabbed the hands of this little beauty, tilted his head back, and escaped from that infatuated place with a little embarrassment.
However, Lin Xue seemed not to feel anything was wrong, and said excitedly: "Emperor, please let me go, let's take a group photo!"
"good."
When Wu Yue heard that Lin Xue wanted to take a photo with him, he let go of his cousin Meng Tong.
Seeing that Lin Xue gave him such a meeting gift, he decided not to care about Wang Rulan's previous slander.
Wang Rulan also heard the noise, poked her head out of the kitchen, saw her daughter running into the living room with her shoes on, and shouted: "Xiaoxue, why did you run in without changing your shoes? Go change your shoes quickly, don't be rude."
Lin Xue stuck out her tongue at her mother and reluctantly replied: "Oh."
Then he put on an innocent smile at Wu Yue and said, "Great Emperor, please wait for me."
Wu Yue looked at this cute little beauty, nodded and said: "Yes."
"The emperor is so good, I will give you a kiss as a reward."
"Bo"
Lin Xue suddenly lowered her head and kissed Wu Yue on the forehead, turned around and ran to take off her shoes.
Is this a crazy situation?
Wu Yue stupidly turned to look at Meng Tong, with question marks in his eyes.
Meng Tong shook his head helplessly, not knowing what to say in front of Lin Xue.
This cousin's figure is getting more and more embarrassing to her sister. Every time we meet, she feels a little bigger. And the cousin is not fat at all in other places. What's more terrible is that this cousin's body develops faster than her peers, but her body is not fat.
He is still innocent and innocent. His thinking seems to be several years younger than other children of the same age.
When Meng Tong saw his cousin taking off her shoes, she quickly went inside and said, "Wear slippers, don't run barefoot."
"oh."
When Lin Xue heard Meng Tong's reminder, she turned around and put on her slippers, ran over and sat down next to Wu Yue.
"Great Emperor, wait a minute, I'll get the phone."
Lin Xue gave Wu Yue a cute smile, took off her schoolbag from her back, and then took out a small mobile phone from it. There was also a hellokitty sticker stuck on it.
Lin Xue turned on the camera function, raised her phone high, put her head against Wu Yue, and shouted: "Emperor, look at the camera."
"Emperor, pout your lips and be as cute as me."
Wu Yue almost broke out in a cold sweat. Although he occasionally took a few selfies with Meng Tong, he was not used to being cute!
"Great Emperor, be good, hurry up and pout."
"Yes, that's it. The emperor is so cute. Don't move, I'm going to take the picture!"
Wu Yue looked at the way he pouted on the phone screen. It seemed really cute!
"Click"
Lin Xue took a picture, looked at it, then put her arms around Wu Yue's neck, kissed Wu Yue's cheek with her small mouth, and said: "The emperor smiles."
"Click"
"Click"
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Lin Xue took several pictures in succession. When she saw one that she was satisfied with, she raised her phone again and said to Wu Yue: "Emperor, this time it's you who kiss me. If you get closer, you have to kiss me for real, be good!"
"Click"
Lin Xue looked at the photo and said, "The Emperor's face is also pink, so cute."
Hahaha, you must be blushing from embarrassment!
Meng Tong saw from the side that Wu Yue, who was usually calm, was made uncomfortable by his cousin, and was about to laugh out loud.
"Come, let me sit in your arms, put your arms around me and put your head on my shoulders. I want that sweet feeling."
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Lin Xue tortured Wu Yue for a while before shouting to Wang Rulan in the kitchen: "Mom, can I kiss the emperor?"
"Hahaha"
Meng Tong couldn't hold it in any longer and burst into laughter.
Wu Yue was also sweating profusely. Wang Rulan would not think that he was tricking Lin Xue into kissing him.
Wang Rulan took a few steps out of the kitchen and asked, "Xiaoxue, what are you doing? Didn't I tell you not to pester Brother Wu Yue?"
Lin Xue said coquettishly: "I am taking pictures with Dadi. Many of our classmates have pictures of us kissing each other. I also want to take a picture of them kissing each other. Is that okay?"
In order to prevent her daughter, whose thinking was a bit delayed, from being deceived by the little boy, Wang Rulan told her not to be touched, kissed or kissed by the boy.
Wang Rulan was too embarrassed to say no in front of Wu Yue. She glared at Lin Xue and said, "Stop pestering brother Wu Yue. Have you said hello to your sister?"
"Oh, right."
Lin Xue's attention was immediately diverted. She stood up and walked to Meng Tong's side. She hugged Meng Tong's arm and said, "Sister, you are here too!"
When Wang Rulan saw that her daughter no longer pestered Wu Yue, she went into the kitchen to get busy again.
If I didn't come, how could Wu Yue come?
Meng Tong pinched his cousin's cheek and said, "If you have the emperor, you don't need your sister!"
Lin Xue blushed and said: "Sister, I don't know that the emperor is now the idol of our whole school. I told my classmates today that the emperor would come to my house, but they didn't believe it. After a while, I sent the photo to the space to make them jealous."
Meng Tong said a little strangely: "Isn't your idol the prince of tennis in the anime? Why are you obsessed with the emperor?"
Lin Xue shook Meng Tong's arm and said: "I am in the first year of high school this year and I have stopped watching anime for a long time. The Prince of Basketball and the Prince of Tennis are outdated. Now the students like the Emperor. At first, it was the boys who liked the Emperor.
After smashing the backboard behind the free throw line, some girls also like the Emperor
Elegant three points. After you attended the Beautiful Angel dinner last week, the girls all liked the emperor. He was so handsome when he walked on the red carpet. During the auction, the emperor snatched the victory bottle from your hand and gave it to you. Okay.
Romantic and so thoughtful! We love that video the most.”
Romantic, considerate?
Wu Yue even doubted whether Xiaoxue knew the meaning of these two words.
Meng Tong glanced at Wu Yue a little sweetly, touched Lin Xue's head and said: "When you grow up, you will also find your great emperor. Don't be deceived by the little boy now!"
Lin Xue shook her head and said: "But the Great Emperor is a genius who has not been born for thousands of years. Our classmates all say that the Great Emperor is the fusion of Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, and Zhuge Liang."
Two men unite.
Wu Yue suddenly felt a little sad.
Meng Tong asked strangely: "Why Xiang Yu and Zhuge Liang?"
"Sister, you are so stupid. Xiang Yu is the most powerful and Zhuge Liang is the smartest. Don't everyone say that the Great Emperor is the strongest human being, and the American stock god also says that the Great Emperor is a genius. Isn't that the combination of Xiang Yu and Zhuge Liang?"
Then you can say that I have Xiang Yu's body and Zhuge Liang's wisdom, and Wei Mao is the perfect combination. What a word!
"Then no one likes my sister?"
"Yes, many boys say that my sister is beautiful, but many girls say that my sister is too old. The emperor is only 22 years old, and you are 25 years old."
"Pfft"
Wu Yue couldn't help laughing when he heard the little girl saying that Meng Tong was too old.
Meng Tong was dumbfounded. Tong Yanwuji, he shouldn't have asked her.
Lin Xue hasn't finished speaking yet.
"Many girls think that the emperor should find a girl as old as us to be the empress. Sister, do you think I can be the empress?"
Meng Tong saw his cousin looking at her with an innocent face, and said helplessly: "But my sister is now the emperor and empress. Do you want to take my sister's position?"
Lin Xue shook her head and said: "I won't steal my sister's things, but can't we be emperors and empresses together?"
Meng Tong rolled his eyes at Wu Yue, who was snickering behind him, and explained: "The emperor's girlfriend is the empress. You are still young and cannot have a boyfriend! And a person can only have one girlfriend."
Lin Xue pouted her mouth and said aggrievedly: "Mom also said that I can't have a boyfriend. But many classmates in our class have boyfriends and girlfriends! There is also a boy who has two girlfriends!"
Could it be that my cousin doesn’t understand what boyfriend and girlfriend are?
Meng Tong asked a little strangely: "What do your classmates' male and female friends do?"
Lin Xue blinked and said, "Let's go to school and play together."
Meng Tong carefully probed: "Didn't you do anything your mother didn't let you do?"
Lin Xue thought for a while and said with a blush: "They kissed and touched each other. Once, I saw a boy taking off his girlfriend's pants. It was so embarrassing."
sweat!
It's really unrestrained.
To be continued...