In the sun, a human-shaped white horse was walking with its two forelimbs crossed in front of its chest. It stood up with only two hind legs, and then the man stood up.

On the back of the white horse was a huge bamboo basket, which was as big as a carriage cabin. The cabin was divided into two layers, with a monk hanging on the top layer and a monk lying in the middle.

The wind blew across the bells on both sides of the bamboo basket, making a crisp sound, and the monk sitting inside made a sweet nap.

The white dragon horse walked a few steps and rubbed its forelimbs.

"stomachache."

"I think I might have a baby."

"Master, do you think my child is a man or a woman?"

Fahai looked at the white horse under his butt with pity, "Xiao Lie, you are a stallion, even if you are a dragon, you are a male. Male will not give birth to cubs. In this regard, Buddhism and Taoism are unified."

The white horse gestured with its forelimbs, "But, I always feel that my stomach hurts a lot."

"It's very simple!" The monkey woke up and looked at the white horse below. "Last night, you ate the most Xiangliu tattoo. The five elements of Xiangliu belong to Yin, and there are seven categories in Yin. Although dragons like water, they are Yang after all, especially Hailong. They are famous for their positive behavior. Yin and Yang conflict. If you don't have a stomachache, who has a stomachache?"

Baima said, "But, the master eats more than me! Is the master's body better than my dragon body?"

Fahai said, "Xiaobai, you are wrong. You are not a poor monk and you have never tried my wife's body. How do you know if my monk's stomach hurts? How do you know if my monk's stomach hurts? I have taught you many times. You have to make basis for doing things and speaking. If you have no basis, you are lies. Monks cannot make lies. There is also Xiaobai. Can you be more normal? Don't walk like this? Who has ever seen a horse in this way? "

Bailongma said, "Did you let me lie down and walk with my butt sticking out? How is this possible? I am a dragon. I haven't been able to walk since I was a child. I can only fly. When I first learned to walk, I became a human. Now you tell me to let me crawl. This is like learning a new skill. It's very difficult? Or, master, you can perform a crawl for me?"

Faced with the provocation of the White Dragon Horse, Fahai smiled slightly and jumped away. The ground shook faster and the earth and rocks cracked.

"Bastard! Do you have to ask the master to mess with me, Lao Sun, to be at ease?"

"Is it difficult to climb? Don't you know how to climb? Don't run, I'll teach you how to climb!"

“…”

Fahai sat on the stone on the side, watching the monkey fighting with the white dragon horse. The two demons belonged to the type of eight jin to eight liang. The monkey is eight jin and the little white dragon is eight liang. The monkey on the ground can chase the little white dragon all over the ground with one hand. But even so, the little white dragon is still very strong. The name of the third prince of the dragon cannot be desecrated. Climbing, it is impossible to climb in this life! The biggest difference between a dragon and a dragon is that the dragon crawls, the dragon flies, and it is the kind that will fly as soon as it is born!

Just as the two demons were fighting in full swing, Fahai noticed that there were faint figures not far away.

Fahai pinched the magic tricks and jumped up.

As I got closer, I could only hear rustling sounds from the forest.

"These two monsters are probably from bad origins!"

"We have to report to the abbot quickly, otherwise the Guanyin Academy will be in danger!"

"The black bear spirit above is coming in full force, and two more monsters are coming. Guanyin Zen Temple has reached a troublesome situation!"

Fahai looked at the intimate bald head, couldn't help but touch it gently.

"who!"

"Who touched my head!"

The two little monks turned around and saw only a young and elegant and easy-going holy monk looking at the two of them. The monk's golden red cassock and holy clothes were shining, very dazzling.

A little novice monk on the left looked at the cassock and couldn't help it, "Abbot's cassock!"

The little novice monk on the right rushed to Fahai, "Monk, why did you steal the robes of my abbot?"

At this moment, Fahai blinked his eyes, indicating that the plot was a bit wonderful.

Next, Fahai also knew with his toes that it was the scene where Guanyin Zen Temple lost its robes and the black bear spirit stole them at night.

But now, the evil man on the other side spoke first and said directly that he had stolen the cassock, Ami, my big trough, how could he take this?

If you admit that the robes were stolen, you would have to go to see Tathagata with your shirtlessness. Although you are not ugly and have a great figure, you always feel that you have lost the title of a monk when you are naked.

If you insist that the other party stole it, let alone whether you want to come back to the cassock, the Guanyin Zen Temple will turn against you directly and cannot enter the Guanyin Zen Temple. How can I get through this disaster by letting the black bear steal the cassock? Moreover, this Guanyin Zen Temple is also a temple of Guanyin. To put it bluntly, if I cheat under Guanyin's nose, it would be like hitting the gun.

Fahai thought for a moment and said to the two little shamans, "Two little masters, listen to your words, isn't it because the abbot of Guimiao also has a cassock that is the same as me?"

The little shaman hurriedly said, "That's right, it's exactly the same, even this material is the same!"

Another little shaman said, "My abbot treats the cassock like a treasure. I wish I could offer it every day. You guy made the cassock dirty and messy. He really was ashamed of this cassock! According to me, it would be better to take off the cassock quickly, carry a thorn to apologize, and go to Guanyin Zen Temple to admit to the abbot about your stealing cassock. Maybe the abbot will spare your life for the sake of my Buddha's compassion."

Fahai listened to the words of the two little novice monks and decided to give up preaching.

"ah--"

"Senior brother, run quickly-ah!"

Fahai punched one by one and fucked the two little novice monks down.

The bushes spread out faster, a human-shaped white horse and a monkey surrounded them, and the two looked at the two little novice monks on the ground, a little confused.

Xiao Bailong said, "So, stomachache can really give birth. The master ate so much Xiangliu meat, and in this time, he gave birth to two children, and he still looked exactly the same-ah!"

The monkey rode on the little white dragon's head, punching one after another, "You can't speak, don't talk! Lao Sun now understands why you can make the character of a playboy, invincible Mr. Zhao kneel and lick the character of a dead dog with 360 degrees. Once you open your mouth, something happens. Remember it now for me, you are a horse, don't compete with a horse."

Fahai looked at the unconscious little boy with a light in his eyes, "Wukong, don't beat Xiaobai anymore, you two have become these two little novice monks now!"

The monkey looked at the two little novice monks fainting on the ground, "What are you kidding? Master, I am so handsome, have I become a little monk?"

On one side, a tender voice came, "Master, have I become like this?"

Fahai looked at the exact same little novice monk Ao Lie's changing experience and smiled, "It's not bad, but your mouth is a little crooked."

Xiaobai straightened his mouth and said, "Master, to be honest, as long as you don't let me become a horse, everything is easy to discuss, even if you become a woman..."

"Stop doing this!" said the little shakimi who turned into a monkey on one side, "Don't think I, Lao Sun, don't know. You have a fetish woman's clothing and are greedy for the master's body. If you weren't considering that you were in the main plot, Lao Sun would beat you to death."

"Okay, don't waste time there."

The monkey hurriedly got up and was about to chase after him. Xiaobai looked at the two little novice monks who were sleeping on the ground, "Two little donors, I'm sorry."

Xiaobai also hurriedly ran away.

Soon, after Fahai and his group left for a stick of incense, a little novice monk opened his eyelids on the left side of the ground. The little novice monk looked around, "The person is gone, senior brother, the person is gone."

"Are you leaving?"

The junior brother got up, looked at the backs of Fahai and the other two who were leaving, and said, "Senior brother, I think the master will lose his wishful thinking this time."

The senior brother patted the dust on his body, "How can I see it?"

The junior brother said, "This bald donkey does not play according to common sense. According to the logic just now, he should argue with us according to reason and tell us who is the owner of the robes. But he is better, he took action to make us fall down. Then again, this guy is too heavy to take action. Obviously, the realm is similar to ours, and he is so strong!"

The senior brother raised his eyes and a fierce light shone on the corner of his eyes, "If it weren't so strong, how could he be a disciple of the sutra?"

The junior brother looked at the senior brother and smiled, "Senior brother, we agreed before that when the master kills Fahai, we will kill the master. At that time, you will be the one who seeks the scriptures and I will be your eldest disciple. Let's go to obtain the Western scriptures together and get the right result."

The senior brother laughed, "Of course! Then bring the black bear and take him as a mount. We will replace the scholars who seek the truth in the West."

"Okay!" The junior brother smiled sweetly.

The next moment, the brothers and brothers took action together.

The junior brother looked at the palm of his heart, and his left palm was pressed against his heart, and blood-colored cracks that could be seen in the naked eye instantly shattered.

The junior brother widened his eyes, "Senior brother, you, you—"

The senior brother looked at his junior brother's left hand. The junior brother's left hand did not attack, but a very ordinary fist-knocking look. His eyes were full of confusion. He didn't understand why the senior brother would kill him.

A panic appeared in the senior brother's eyes, "Yes, I'm sorry, I thought you were going to kill me and rob me of the people who were seeking the scriptures. Junior brother, junior brother, you hold on, I'll take you back to Guanyin Zen Temple..."

"Senior Brother!" The junior brother grabbed the senior brother's shoulder, "Don't be indecisive. You told me that those who seek scriptures do great things. Those who do great things do not care about minor matters. Indecisive people cannot go to the West. You must be cruel, kill the master, destroy Guanyin, and eliminate the Fahai, so that you can go to the West. If even a junior brother is reluctant to kill him today, how can you become a visitor?"

The senior brother knelt in front of the junior brother and whispered, "Go with peace of mind. When I achieve the right result, I will grant you the supreme Buddhahood. At the worst, I will also be a honorable Buddha. Senior brother will never let you die in vain. I want Fahai to pay the price for your life! It was Fahai who harmed you. If it weren't for him, how could you and I do this!"

"That's right, it's all Fahai!"

"It's all this damn seeker!"

"Junior brother, wait, Fahai will die soon."

“…”

Speaking of this, the senior brother blasted out his palm, and the endless Buddha light in his palm was squirting out. In the blink of an eye, the junior brother turned into ashes all over the sky, and flames burned into the mountains and forests.

Afar, Fahai looked back at the mountains and forests that suddenly caught fire, a little confused, "Wukong, why did it catch fire?"

The monkey transformed into a little shaman said, "How can I know?"

Fahai, "Did you smoke? The cigarette butts are not extinguished?"

"What a joke!" The monkey looked like Dou E was wronged, "After all, I am Sun Wukong, the Monkey King who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago. How could my quality be so low? Also, what is cigarette? What is smoking? I have never heard of it!"

On one side, the little novice monk with a white dragon horse changed pulled in the monkey's arms and pulled out a box of cigarettes, which read Huazi on it.

The monkey pushed the little novice monk, "What are you doing when you are so frivolous!"

Fahai looked at Huazi, "Don't you understand cigarettes?"

"I, I'm just curious about the god smoke described by the master in the rich woman's practice sheet, so I made some privately by myself. Why don't you, Master, come to Genhuazi?"

Fahai didn't even look at it, and the monkey took the cigarette back embarrassedly.

Fahai walked in front and said, "Wait a minute, you two will act when you see my eyes. Remember, the old abbot of Guanyin Zen Temple, Elder Jinchi, is not an easy person to deal with, especially Guanyin standing behind him. According to my premonition, I feel that I will meet Guanyin here, which is the true deity who is immortal. You two have polished your tricks and must not fall into the trap of Bodhisattvas and fall into this level."

Behind him, Sun Wukong said, "Master, you're almost here!"

Fahai looked up and saw that the Zen forest was quiet and the mountains were deep. On the Buddha steps covered with green moss, there were dense shadows of Buddha monks. The pagodas on both sides were half collapsed, and ancient Buddha monuments were lined up. At first glance, it looked like a mass grave, giving people an extremely desolate feeling.

"In such an environment." Xiao Bailong looked around, "How did this Guanyin Zen Temple turn into fate?"

Sun Wukong said, "So, many monsters on Journey to the West do not need ignite eyes. Just use your brain to see that something is wrong here!"

Xiao Bailong said, "That senior brother, is your spell with golden eyes sophistication in vain?"

"What does it mean to be refining in vain?" Fahai said in front, "It's very convenient when grilling Xiangliu meat skewers last night, if your elder brother hadn't been grilling with his igneous eyes, I'm afraid that many toxins on Xiangliu would be reddened by us, and it would be a disaster at that time."

The monkey felt sorry for his master Bodhi Patriarch. His dignified golden eyes were used to pick skewers. If Bodhi Patriarch knew about it, he would probably take back his seventy-two magical powers.

"If you have a spiritual understanding in your heart, don't seek far from Buddha in your nature! If you have a Buddha in your heart, you will be a good couplet!"

Fahai looked at the couplets in Guanyin Zen Temple, clapped his hands and smiled, "Wukong, go smash the door! Oh, go knock on the door!"

However, Fahai said it was slow, and the monkey was impatient and jumped out and opened the entire Guanyin Zen Temple.
Chapter completed!