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Chapter 318 The monk doesn't read the scriptures, but the art of war

The noon sun shone on the streets of Xianyang City. A thin old Taoist in a white robe carried a notice and walked and shouted, "Iron mouth is straight, a word is worth a thousand gold!"

"No money is allowed!"

"Do you want to take a look, this layman? Your face is dark!"

"Get out—"

The old Taoist priest was driven aside, cursed and pointed at the strong butcher who drove him away, "If you don't believe it, just stand here and wait. If you can't pass three numbers, a bald head will knock you away!"

The butcher laughed, "You old man, are you crazy hungry? I just don't believe this evil! One! Two! Three!!"

Three sounds fell, and the strong man roared and flew.

A handsome young man in purple long clothes stood in the strong man's position with his head tilted, "Now, no one dares to block the way."

At this time, the old Taoist priest hurried to the butcher's side, "I said everything, you can't block the way! I'm sure I'll give you money!!"

The butcher was dying, "You can't figure it out. This person has hair, not a bald man."

The old Taoist priest tilted his head, pinched his chin, and looked at Sun Wukong, "This is an illusion, it is actually a monk!"

The butcher gritted his teeth and said, "No money!"

The old Taoist priest pinched his hands and said, "The old Taoist will tell you another fortune. You will have an opportunity to be rich and powerful. If you are willing to give money, the old Taoist is willing to change your fate for you!"

The butcher thought about it and took out a string of spirit stones full of lard, "Give it!"

The old Taoist priest took the spirit stone, Bazaba turned it around a few times, then turned around and said, "Lying down and don't move. When someone comes to ask you later, you will say that you passed by and that person hit you. I promise you can make a lot of money!"

The butcher gritted his teeth and looked at the old Taoist priest, "I hope you don't lie to me!"

Soon, a voice came, "Wukong, how many times have I told you, don't speed in the downtown area, if you are so crazy, something will happen sooner or later..."

"Master, something has happened!"

A gentle and elegant monk came over. The monk was wearing a white robe and holding a piece of Zen stick that was about one foot long in his hand. While looking at the scene of the accident, Fahai's eyes turned over the old Taoist priest and his eyes stopped.

This old Taoist priest is very distinctive, with uneven front teeth and collapsed cheek bones, especially the skull, which is flat and smooth, and her eyebrows seem to be two brooms standing upside down. At first glance, it is a typical evil way!

Monks and Taoists have never stood up since ancient times.

In particular, I encountered a wrong way.

The Taoist bowed to Fahai, "Immortal Heavenly Lord, I am polite."

Fahai looked at the Taoist and smiled, "Amitabha, Taoist Master is really polite?"

The Taoist looked at Fahai, and Fahai's eyes were full of golden glitter. There was no doubt that in Fahai's words, gifts were gifts. Where was the gifts? Take them out!

The Taoist grasped the goatee's beard and said crookedly, "You have to return the gift when you receive it. Will the mage return the gift if you have a gift?"

Fahaidao, "Look at your gift first, then talk about my gift."

The Taoist said, "If you don't let me see your gift, how can I know that I can repay my gift? I said I want you to be on the top of my head, will you give it?"

As soon as these words were spoken, not only Fahai smiled, but the monkeys, Sha Monks, and Little White Dragon beside Fahai all laughed.

Even the monkey was eager to try, "How many?"

When asked, the man felt a little embarrassed and stood there at a loss.

Fahai coughed and interrupted the awkward atmosphere, "Senior, you want to pretend to be deep in front of me, Fahai, it's actually OK. Please dress up your style and create a reasonable card. If you have such a outfit, you really can't make it! Everyone is here to make a living, please pay attention to your image?"

"The holy monk, what he said is reasonable!"

The old Taoist stomped his feet suddenly, and the fat spirit stone strings in his hands fell to the ground. After the crisp sound, he only saw a faint ripples blooming on the ground, and everything around him was fixed in place.

Fahai raised his hand and waved it at the old Taoist priest, but his light palm hit the old Taoist priest, as if it was hitting a virtual body.

Fahai looked at the old Taoist priest and said, "Descendant projection?"

The old Taoist priest laughed, "Don't talk about the transcendent ones at a time. The transcendent ones are not as much as you think! I am just a cultivator in the Cave Void Realm."

Fahai Road, "Dongxu Realm? How many years have you been able to achieve the Kongxu Realm?"

The old Taoist priest sighed, "Why do everyone ask me this? You can't think about it, have I fallen into the Cave Void Realm for many years?"

Fahai thought, this logic is very genius!

It is certainly a pity to ascend to the cave realm.

Isn’t it a way to load coins when falling into the cave realm?

Fahai was solemn to the Taoist priest in front of him. This is a master of coin loading and an expert in coin loading!

Fahai looked at the old Taoist priest, "How long did it take you to fall into the Cave Void Realm?"

The old Taoist priest calculated by counting his fingers, "I fell faster when I was above the Cave Void before, but now it's much slower. Now I've dropped a large level in about a thousand years! If nothing unexpected happens, I will be transformed into a god in the next thousand years."

Fahai nodded and said, "The reverse upgrade of the senior's self-harm method really makes me feel inferior to the younger generation. There is nothing else. Let's withdraw this situation. Everyone is very busy with the level of decline. I am busy upgrading. Don't delay our own efforts."

The old Taoist priest looked at Fahai, "Are you going to Qingqiu?"

Fahaidao, "What do you say?!"

The old Taoist priest said, "I advise you not to go! Don't ask why!"

After saying this, the old Taoist priest handed the string of spirit stones in his hand and a fat rope to Fahai, "To get in touch with this technique, you just need to string the spirit stones together."

Fahai looked at the old Taoist priest and was about to leave, and said, "I never thought about going to Qingqiu. Where did you see that I was going to Qingqiu?"

The old Taoist priest was a little surprised when he heard this, "Don't you go to Qingqiu?"

Fahai smiled and walked to the old Taoist priest, "Why should I go to Qingqiu? The Nine-Headed Cymbus is not honest enough to wait for me to kill monsters in his cave, but jumped out to deal with Qingqiu Mountain at this time. Why? I also know with my toes that he is delaying my monk's journey westward. This is a thirty-six strategy to delay the military! "

The old Taoist priest stroked his beard and said, "Don't you go to Qingqiu, will Qingqiu perish?"

Fahai, "Destruction? You look at the Nine-Headed Worm too high, and Qingqiu too low, and I look at the Miaomeng even more. First, the Nine-Headed Worm is a away game. His old nest is in the Earth Immortal Realm. The Earth Immortal Realm runs to the Mountain and Sea Realm to cause trouble. Isn't this asking for excitement? Second, can the Nine-Headed Worm do anything about the Nine-Headed Worm? Now that it's just a twelve-girl, the Nine-Headed Worm and the Nine-Headed Tortoise can't come down. If Eleventh Lady and my mother, the Ten-Tailed Heavenly Fox appears, the Nine-Headed Worm will probably be removed even if its bones are broken!"

"The Nine-Headed Worm is so turbulent!"

"Such arrogance!"

"There is only one fact!" Fahai raised his index finger and pointed at the old Taoist priest, "Behind this matter, there is a master's guidance. The master doesn't want me to leave the mountain and sea realm soon to enter the earthly realm! So they desperately set thresholds in the mountain and sea realm to block my Fahai's way!"

The old Taoist clapped his hands and praised, "No, good, seemingly self-wise reasoning is full of persecuted conspiracy theories, but I have to say that your mess is still very close to the truth."
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