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Chapter 360 Yue Lao said, all about love issues, it is recommended to break up

Yue Lao is a few immortals who like the eyes of monkeys.

First, the Moon Master has no combat power. When the Heavenly Court was in its prime, he never fought with the monkey and the two of them had never made enemies.

Second, at the beginning, the Yue Lao cliched and cliched the mandarin ducks and wrapped the red lines, and tangled the Jade Emperor's sister and the Jade Emperor's daughter to the mortals. As a result, the Jade Emperor almost sent the Yue Lao to the immortal killing platform. In this regard, the monkey admired it very much. Are they all anti-Jade Emperor like me? They are all accomplices.

Third, in the matter of Fairy Zixia, the monkey owed Yue Lao a favor.

A monkey and an old man found a restaurant selling wine on the street, ordered a few side dishes, and started talking for a long time.

The old Yue Lao wore a red robe and curiously said, "Sage, how was the case when you drank Zixia?"

When the monkey heard this, he blew, "What? What else can I do? Don't you all know the result? Finally, I took the tight hoop, Zixia died, and then I followed Tang Sanzang to get the Western Classic."

The old man shook his head and said, "No, no, your set was performed by Tang Sanzang for the gods of heaven. This should not be the case with the real version!"

The monkey said, "If you say something wrong, then you are wrong? Why are you?"

The old man took a few strokes into his big red cuffs and took out two small clay figures with finger lengths. The clay figure was held in his hand, lifelike, one was a monkey with a thunderbolt mouth, and the other was a fairy with a long skirt.

Yue Lao put the two little clay men on the table and muttered, "My Yue Lao is different from the ordinary people's eyes. If you drink Zixia, you are really separated from Yin and Yang, and you have no face, then you two cannot be entangled with red lines! If Zixia is not dead, you two are in love with each other, then the red lines can still be entangled. Do we want us to give it a try?"

Speaking of this, there was a red line in the Yue Lao's hand, which shone brightly, which made the monkey feel unpredictable and uneasy.

Yue Lao said, "Can you give it a try?"

The monkey laughed jokingly on his face, "Old friend, I still make such jokes. You really have you. Come on, I'll give you a drink!"

The monkey's non-creasing machine left the clay man, poured a glass of wine for the Yue Lao, and crazily persuaded him to drink.

The old man was not angry, but just took the drink and said to himself, "To be honest, I have no longer been in charge of marriage over the years."

The monkey's eyes were crooked, "You don't care? Who cares?"

"God of Wealth!" Yue Lao smiled, "God of Wealth Young Master Zhao!"

When the monkey heard this, he clapped his hands and said, "If you don't talk about Lao Zhao, I can't remember him anymore. By the way, Lao Zhao is also a tiger-penned god in the Heavenly Court. How about he when the Heavenly Court collapses?"

"He!" Old Yue shook his head and said, "I'm so miserable! When the Heavenly Court collapsed, the karma of heaven and earth retaliated. There is a saying that you have to pay back how much incense you have eaten. Now you have to pay back how much karma debt you have. Old Zhao is in trouble. After two disasters of the Gods Journey to the West, his cultivation level reached its peak, and his incense was even more brisk and round. At the beginning of the liquidation, Old Zhao's magic weapon, Dinghai Shenzhu, was the first to be scrapped. Then Old Zhao's cultivation level quickly deteriorated, and the human beings also showed the five declines of heaven and man, and it was almost impossible."

"I think I, the Moon Master, are in the Heavenly Court. Those who have a good relationship with me are the God of Wealth, the Star of Fortune, and the Old Shou and the Old Tie. I wonder if Lao Zhao can't just disappear!"

"Then we thought of a way to share our merits with him, help him bear some debts, and don't let him die. I gave him a lot of my marriage. Now the God of Wealth is in charge of marriage, not me, the old man."

When Sun Wukong heard this, he realized, "I said, people in the world are so passionate about money now. When talking about marriage and marriage, it is like talking about business. When it comes to love, everyone is asking for money. Feelings are now managed by the God of Wealth!"

"Did you find out?!" said the old master Yue, "The rich are getting longer and longer and more blessed. This is also the act of the God of Wealth."

Sun Wukong said, "Then aren't you going to take your errands back? Just let Zhao Gongming work part-time?"

"I think about it! But Zhao Gongming tasted the sweetness. If he didn't give it to us, we couldn't beat him. What can we do?" Old Yue said angrily, "I'm waiting for you again, just to invite you, the Great Sage, ask the Holy Monk to preside over justice for me! Take our errand back."

The monkey looked at the way the Yue Lao jumped his feet and laughed out loud, "Don't be excited, sit down first. If you dance so often, it will reveal the fact that your legs are short."

Old Yue sat down, looked at the monkey in front of her, and said childishly, "Great Sage, to be fair, we are also righteous brothers in the Heavenly Court. When you held a watermelon knife onion in Nantianmen, you hit Lingxiao Palace with a watermelon sword. Along the way, I didn't even look at it, let alone stop you. Later, I had a lot of matchmaking with Zixia. You must seek justice for this matter. Zhao Gongming, he, he doesn't talk about immortal virtues! He--"

The monkey pulled Yue Lao's arm, "Don't be angry, come to meet old friends, drink more, such a small matter, say hello to my master, and my master can make Zhao Gongming lose no matter how much the Dinghai God Pearl left."

"Really? This generation of holy monks is so powerful?"

"It's not just a strong man? It's just a life-threatening man! My master's principle against the enemy is to destroy the whole family at the least, and to razed it to the ground at the worst. There is never anything that a great power dragon cannot solve. If so, add the eighth sense Ayana consciousness!"

"Since that's the case, let's drink!"

When the wine came to the fun, the monkey said, "My Moon Master, you have been holding the red line for so many years. What do you think this love is?"

The Moon Master said to himself, "About marriage, I suggest breaking up!"

As soon as this said, Sun Wukong, who was sitting opposite him, felt embarrassed and embarrassed.

Does the Moon Lord really understand love?

Is he responsible for saying this?

We suggest breaking up, are you serious?

Old man, are you confused?

But the old woman held the wine bowl on one side and said to herself, "Love is an excuse to reproduce!"

"What do you say about eternity and longing forever, but who will leave first in the end is still the King of Hell?"

"What do you say that you fall in love at first sight? You will never stop in this life, but in fact you are just greedy for others!"

"What do you say is a good-looking skin, and you can choose one in a million people in an interesting soul, but I have been entangled with so many red lines. What kind of interesting souls do you love? What kind of beautiful skin, can you drink it as wine?"

"Full up! Full up! The wine of the yard owner is really good!"

"Yes! Drink slowly, there are so many drinks in our family!"

Sun Wukong, who was sitting opposite the Moon Old, was completely confused, and even said that his views were refreshed.

Is this the mistress who would rather demolish ten temples than demolish one marriage?

This Moonie is not fake, right!

Has he been certified in a professional manner? Is there any vocational training?

Is he really that loving old man? But the one in front of him is very out of the ordinary no matter how you look at it.

If Li Shimin was not a kowtow worm before, but a striving emperor, Sun Wukong could barely accept it.
Chapter completed!
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