As always, cook with ease

The more it happens, the farther it is from me

Skin looks like dirty foam

Can't smell the color, can't read the taste

…”

On the most "busy" capital street in Sichuan Country, two wandering artists are performing their performances.

The woman was singing, and the man was a magician, holding a little man made of clay in the middle of his palm, and the clay man was dancing a small dance with the tone and rhythm of the singing.

This kind of two-person combination is quite new, and his talent is also special... After all, under normal circumstances, people's impression of wandering artists in the two-person group is mostly a combination of blind grandfathers, with young granddaughters.

It is said that these two people are cousins, but who knows what the relationship is?

The national quality of Sichuan Country is worrying, and many people tend to be dirty.

After the performance, sparse applause came from the spectators around, but the two poor artists couldn't get any rewards... It was not because the artist's performance was worthless, and most of the spectators had no money.

Or many people don’t like to watch performances that show off.

In short, it was another day without gain. The two artists had no choice but to put away the stall helplessly and left here with their backs lonely.

The spectators dispersed immediately.

"It's another day of poverty." Hanyu said after no one was around, "I think our performance is quite exciting, but why can't we make money?"

It is hard to find a soulmate.

Hanyu threw the "money prop" in his hand aside. He was a earth escape ninja. If he was involved in the field of clay people, he was even an expert.

"I think there is something wrong with the song. It's such a weird tone that no normal person can appreciate it." Tsunade said then.

She felt that she was singing it was fine, but the song Hanyu taught her was problematic. Whether it was the lyrics or tunes, people might not appreciate it at all.

"Yeah?"

Hanyu fell into thinking. It was indeed okay to sing Tsunade. Her voice and her image had reached the level of "debut becoming an idol in order to save Konoha."

So there is really something wrong with the song? Isn’t this kind of singing, dancing, or rap popular in this world... Hey, why does Hanyu think that rap is popular in the ninja world? Where did this get the wrong impression?

"Then try singing the 'Queen of Kabukicho' next time, is there any trouble?"

"…Hanyu, do we really want to expect to make money like this?"

“…”

This is a question that hits the bull's-eye, which makes Hanyu fall into silence... They come out to perform missions, and idol activities cannot save the ninja world.

The two of them were talking casually, and then Hanyu blinked at Tsunade quietly, and Tsunade nodded slightly...

At this time, several people were following them.

But this is not worth nervous, because the stalkers are just ordinary people, and their hidden means are simply too clumsy in the eyes of ninjas, and it is difficult to not be discovered.

Wanderers in foreign countries, like rootless duckweed, will naturally become the priority target of some "gangsters and evil forces". However, a group of ordinary people who want to attack ninjas have to be said to be big enough.

Fortunately, they didn't know that the two people they were following were ninjas, so they didn't have to bear any psychological pressure.

Kawano Country is a country full of holes. After staying in this country for half a month, Hanyu and Tsunade have undergone several "reverse robberies" - that is, robbing those who are preparing to rob them.

So they were tacit and had a tacit understanding.

As if they didn't notice anything, the two left the city and continued to go west slowly. Soon after, they met a group of robbers.

There were more than a dozen robbers in total, and the poor wandering artist became a turtle in the jar.

The robbers were of different heights, fat and thin, but they seemed to be very careful to hide their identities. They all covered their faces and only exposed their eyes, and the weapons in their hands were also varied...

Just like before robbing Hanyu, they robbed the backstage of which circus first.

"A stranger, hand over the valuable things you have on you, and we can guarantee that we will not harm your lives.

Never try to resist, otherwise you will not only lose money... hands, feet, nose, ears, we can always scrape something on you."

The leader of the robber took a step forward and spoke like this.

The robber leader looks a little short and has little deterrence. Although he seems to be trying hard to say harsh words, he is not ruthless enough to hear them.

So Hanyu saw at a glance that this group of people is not specialized industry insiders. They are likely to be just ordinary people who are desperate... If someone is not idle and ready to play a robbery game.

The robbers saw two poor people staying in place as if they were scared. The robbers also thought that their threat had taken effect, so he nodded to his subordinates, and then the group began to carefully surround him.

"What do you mean?" Tsunade asked Hanyu.

"The hazard level is considered medium, and you can follow the previous treatment method." Hanyu said.

This group of non-professional robbers just wanted to rob money. They neither wanted to see sex nor threatened to cut off any important organs from anyone, so Hanyu felt that there was no need to shout at them and kill them.

What he called "the previous practice" was to rob the group of people and then tie them up to the trees and cool them down...

Although it is not the severe winter now and people will not be frozen to death, it is cold enough for the fruit man.

Fortunately, the place chosen by this group of robbers is good, and it is not a small road, so there will be pedestrians passing by in about a few hours... After suffering a little, I hope they can return to the road, or hone some professional skills before going out to work.

Hanyu just wanted to teach these people a lesson, but he didn't have much time to persuade and educate them.

"Evil fun." Tsunade muttered in a low voice.

For this kind of accusation, Hanyu just spread his hands and always needs to consider the scale when he attacks ordinary people. At this time, he hopes that the people who come to rob are a group of ninjas, so at least hesitate when he starts.

The next moment, the robbers rushed over with great momentum, and then... there was nothing else.

Including the robber leader who was a little further away, they did not react at all, and then they found that they had fallen to the cold ground.

Their consciousness is very clear, but their brains do not react, and their hands and feet cannot move.

"It's time for me to peel the corn now."

Then they opened their eyes wide and became frightened because they saw the man taking out a long knife from somewhere, and then came to them step by step.

This is what is called "the evil people are beaten by evil people". Hanyu doesn't bother with it. He even tied up one robber after another with cold teeth to the tree.

But Hanyu is actually very humane. He just physically punished the robbers' bodies and never wanted to trample on the other party's personality... Each robber has two pieces of cloth on his body, one covering their faces, and the other covering their butts and front of their butts.

Soon, it was the turn of the robber leader.

As the chief evil person, Hanyu originally planned to give him some special treatment... the others were tied up, so he should at least be hung up.

However, just as Hanyu was peeling off the person, the other party suddenly shouted, pushed Hanyu with some strength from where he got it, and then turned around and ran away to the distance.

While running, he screamed nervously—the robbers were frightened.

Hanyu blinked innocently, then silently withdrew his hands, as if he didn't understand how this person broke free from the paralysis caused by the heavy blow on the back of the neck.

"It's not reliable to do things." Tsunade shook her head, and then prepared to recover the other party.

On the surface, she was condemning Hanyu's bad taste, but this should be just to maintain her image. She seemed to think that this kind of nonsense was quite happy in her heart.

But at this time, Hanyu reached out to stop her, "Let the other party run away, after all, it's the boss. If you are stripped naked in front of your hand, how can you do it in the future? It doesn't matter if you just miss the net. Anyway, I won't lose."

"Isn't it a loss?" Tsunade was a little confused, but the two of them were not really robbed, so they did not lose anything.

After being stopped by Hanyu, the man had already run a distance, so Tsunade was too lazy to chase after him.

Then Hanyu seemed to be afraid that the group of people would freeze to death, so he kindly helped them lit a bonfire. The flames were fast and fierce. The robbers felt the warmth, and many people even shed tears of emotion.

He is a scumbag. Not only did he take off other people's clothes, he even ordered them in person.

"Friends, reform and strive to become a good person like me in the future."

Hanyu finally gave a message, then turned around and left here with Tsunade.

They have stayed in the Kingdom of Sichuan for enough time and will switch to the Kingdom of Wind, and the next specific destination is the Daming City of the Kingdom of Wind.

…………

The night gradually fell and the temperature dropped even more.

When they met the group of robbers of Hanyu, it was really unfavorable. Not only did they try to rob the elite Hinin, but they were even more unlucky that they were still not rescued after being frozen for most of the day.

It is obviously not far from the city, and there are always pedestrians on the road, but no one has appeared in the past half day.

"What, what, what, will I, we, will I, will I be frozen to death?"

"No, don't be the crow's mouth, big, big lady, no, no, have you run away? She will come back to save us."

"No, didn't you say that, you should call me Big Sister."

"Okay, but, but I don't think it's unreliable. The young lady seemed to be scared by it. First, the first time she went out, she met a stinky hooligan."

"Yeah, stinky hooligan."

Obviously, their teeth trembled and their tongues were stiff due to the cold, but the robbers were particularly smooth when they scolded the gangsters.

But even if someone misunderstood to be a stinky hooligan, some people still don’t lose money.
Chapter completed!