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Chapter 0: The Tathagata does not speak of martial arts, and Brother Monkey was pressed on the Wuzhi

"Old Tathagata, you don't talk about martial ethics! Old Sun is not convinced, he is not convinced!"

As soon as Shi Zi woke up, a very explosive shout rang in his ears.

In contrast, the other voice seemed calm, but it seemed to have a great and solemn appearance, "You monkey, I will suppress you for five hundred years. In five hundred years, you can see again..."

Then Shi Zi felt a gust of wind suddenly blew around him. He opened his eyes wide and looked at himself in a weed taller than him. He saw a giant palm suddenly appearing in the sky.

The giant palm became bigger and bigger, and finally with a loud bang, it turned into a five-finger mountain in front of me, and it pressed down.

This is……

Sun Wukong, Buddha Tathagata, five hundred years old, Wufing Mountain?

Shi Zi was stunned, so he just took a nap. Why did he run to Journey to the West? And what's going on with his body now?

He looked at his "hand" that was clenching the "grass" in disbelief. It could not be called a hand at all, at least not the hand that people in his cognition should have.

It doesn't seem appropriate to use a claw, it's more like a tentacle, but it looks a bit short.

If you look closely, you may also see some dense spikes on your tentacles, but Shi Zi didn't have time to observe carefully because his sky was already dark.

"Old Tathagata, old Tathagata..."

The monkey was still stubbornly cursing to the sky, but Shi Zi, who fell into darkness with his body, looked confused and realized something later.

I just pressed down on Brother Monkey, and the Five Finger Mountain also pressed myself into it.

What I saw just now was not weeds, but monkey hair.

So what kind of thing is myself, parasites, lice?

Just now:

"Ding! The system has been activated, and the host can start signing in immediately."

"Huh?" Shi Zi's heart moved. In the darkness, he actually activated the plug-in.

Yes, when you come to Journey to the West, how can you survive without a plug-in?

Especially when I started, I was still a little bug on Brother Monkey, although I don’t know how I survived Brother Monkey before.

So will Monkey brother have lice on his body? This is a question...

"Did the host confirm sign-in?"

Shi Zi immediately said: "Sign in!"

"Ding Dong! Sign in successfully, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Marrow Cleansing Pill: Marrow Cleansing Pill can temper tendons, veins, wash essence and marrow, transform the body, prolong life, and lay a solid foundation for cultivation. Do you want to use it?"

"Yes!" There is no doubt about this, Shi Zi did not hesitate at all.

The system page shows that it is in use, and then after a while, Shi Zi felt that some changes had occurred in his body.

These changes seem not so obvious, but Shi Zi inexplicably felt that his body became much more refreshed. Although he was still squeezed between the monkey hair, the pressure seemed to be much lighter.

Anyway, it is dark now, and even Monkey Brother can't get out, so it's hard for him to escape from the Five Fingers Mountain of Tathagata. In addition, the system is now online, so since it comes, you can be at ease. Shi Zi doesn't care about the outside, and has focused on studying this system here.

"Does the system only have a check-in function? Is there any task section or a mall?"

These seem to be standard configurations for the system texts he read before. There is no reason why he is also a time traveler, but he is just a missed person here, right?

“…”

After a long time, I didn’t get an answer. I didn’t know if it was disdain or how to answer. Shi Zi’s face turned slightly dark, and she felt something was wrong. She asked again: “Is it possible to get a chance to sign in in the future?”

"The host will get a monthly check-in opportunity in a fixed location in the future. There will be rewards after successful sign-in, and there will be no punishment for failure." This time the system finally responded, but the words said made Shi Zi just want to complain.

"What, there is still a possibility of failure? This system is not good..." Shi Zi complained and then thought: "The opportunity to sign in only once a month..."

Obviously, he is now being pressed under the Five Elements Mountain with Brother Monkey. He can't even escape if he wants to run away, so it is impossible to go to another place to sign in, so it means that he only has one chance to sign in a month.

Shi Zi frowned, it was too little.

Not to mention that the next sign-in opportunity will be until the next month. At the beginning, there is not even a tenth draw for the new player. This system is too stingy, right?

But there was no way. After that, no matter how Shi Zi asked, the system did not respond. Gradually, he realized the reality himself.

Then he encountered a major crisis-

"Damn it, I'm so hungry..."

People are iron rice and steel. If they don’t eat for a meal, they are hungry. Even if they become insects now, they still need to eat to survive.

If it was a lice, he should need to suck blood now, but he just tried it - he could actually think of it without even trying it.

The monkey had copper-skinned iron bones. Even the alchemy furnace of Laojun and the true fire of Samadhi were not transformed. He could only smoke him with smoke, and even smoked a golden eye.

I am just a little bug, and I want to pierce his fur with these tentacles?

I'm afraid he can't even pull out his monkey hair - let alone, he just tried it, but he really couldn't pull out.

It seems that the monkey can pluck the root hair and blow out the clone, and he can only do it himself.

Hey, this is...

dew?

Shi Zi felt the wetness touching the antennae and couldn't help but feel happy.

He didn't expect that there would be dew here. No matter how this thing came about, he would be saved.

He may now be a lice on the monkey, and the lice sucks blood.

And dew and blood are all liquid, so there should be no difference.

Yes, there is nothing wrong with it.

It’s true, I don’t know if he had hallucinations for too long or the dew really smelled, but he actually felt a little sweet.

Although the dew is very thin, it only takes two or three drops.

But a drop of dew is large enough compared to his current size.

Just like that, drinking dew water in a daze, a month has really passed.

As time came, Shi Zi finally waited for the opportunity to sign in again.

“Sign in!”

He had already counted down his days and knew it well, but he didn't even have to say the system to help him.

The system is very honest and soon it was "drawn": "Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host, signing in successfully, rewarding Peiyuan Dan: Peiyuan Dan, strengthening the foundation and nourishing the Yuanyuan. After use, the host's constitution will be further strengthened and a sense of qi will naturally be generated. Is the host using it?"

"Of course!"

In an instant, he seemed to have gained something, and he seemed to have gained nothing, but he knew that his current body must be different.

However, the first two rewards are equivalent to transforming his current body, and it seems that because his current body is too small, Shi Zi feels that the medicinal power is still preserved in his body and has not been fully utilized.

But he felt that he might not need this kind of thing most now, but food, and it would be better for heaven and earth treasures.

Unfortunately, the system's rewards are not allowed, they can only depend on luck.

At this time, I heard the voice of the system: "Ding! The host successfully signed in for one month and received an additional sign-in reward: a hundred years of life."

Um?

What does it mean? I have only signed in twice after successfully signing in for one month?

Oh, by the way, it’s true that a month has passed. I signed once because he is only in one place, otherwise he wouldn’t have to run around the world. If he signs one hundred or eighty times a day, wouldn’t he have already ascended to heaven?

No matter what, it is a good thing to have a reward, and it still has lifespan.

Lifespan is an absolute necessity for Shi Zi now.

After all, the lifespan of lice is very short, only six weeks. Even if he is a lice in the fairy world, judging from the current situation, he is just an ordinary lice, and there will be no exception.

Besides, even if you are an individual or a monster, in this fairy tale world, there will never be anyone who thinks that you have a long life, just because you are afraid that you will not have a long life.

After all, the practice is often achieved through long-term survival.
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