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Chapter 1063 Talking is worse than meeting, hearing is worse than seeing

Wang Xianggan took Zhu Bajie and bid farewell to Dongfang and gave him Dongfangjian.

Generally speaking, Wang Xianggan was more satisfied with the visit to the Thousand Houses of Guidewei.

Dongfang Ci and Dongfang Jian’s uncle and nephew are considered to be people who know how to do things.

Confidentiality work is indeed done well.

The uncle and nephew were so attentive to Wang Xianggan and Zhu Bajie without telling the other cavalrymen.

Wang Xianggan also heard some useful information from their uncle and nephew.

But whether it is Dongfangjian or Dongfangci, they all believe that it should start with He Xizhou, the governor of Guide Prefecture.

On that day, Wang Xianggan took Zhu Bajie and went to the Guide Mansion Office to visit.

He heard that the imperial envoy had finally arrived, He Xizhou quickly changed into the old official robe he had prepared long ago.

Arrive at the party room.

"The imperial envoy made us suffer so much. Why did we arrive now? We sent several waves of troops to pick them up, but they were all empty. Then we sent soldiers. The yamen runners searched for them in many places, but they could not see the imperial envoy."

As soon as they met, He Xizhou smiled, looked down and was small, showing enough enthusiasm.

"I know to come."

Wang Xiang can't beat the simple four-word reply, and passes by the way with a dragonfly slightest view of the water.

"I wonder where the imperial envoy stayed these days?"

"Gui Dewei Qianhu House." Wang Xianggan did not hide it and told him truthfully.

"Ah? Why did the imperial envoy go to Guidewei instead of coming to the government office directly? And he didn't hear any rumors?" He Xizhou asked curiously.

"Did He Zhifu know Dongfang Qianhu?"

"Overall, average. The lower official originally wanted to welcome the imperial envoy, but he ended up..."

"No need, we came to investigate the case under the order."

After a few greetings and tugging, Wang Xianggan went straight to the point and talked about official business. He was indeed sincere and wanted to get some help.

However, although He Xizhou looked at his attentiveness just now, when he talked about official duties, he just kept beating Wang Gu and talking about him.

Wang Xianggan was naturally unhappy.

Of course, this was as expected by him.

He simply went straight to the point and asked embarrassedly: "I heard that He prefecture highly advocates "ruling without doing anything". I wonder what truth will I send to you this time?"

He Xizhou heard that Wang Xiang was sarcastic, but when he met for the first time, he was in charge of the imperial envoy and his position was higher than him. He did not dare to retort, and only said modestly:

"Where is it? The imperial envoy is already a third-rank official at a young age. How can the subordinate officials send you a word? The meal order is coming soon. Why should I eat enough before talking? What do you think the imperial envoy think?"

"Well, that's fine." After thinking for a while, Wang Xianggan nodded and agreed.

Anyway, I can see that when he talks about serious matters, He Xizhou has various reasons. It would be better to let him go first and wait and see.

But it’s okay if I don’t agree. This agreement has dinner every day for several days, and sometimes I have to go to two more a day.

Led by He Xizhou, the well-known powerful and powerful people and wealthy businessmen in Guide's mansion took turns to treat guests.

Every meal is a delicious delicacy, wine and delicacy, which makes Wang Xiang's mouth almost numb. It was comfortable at that time, but when I went to bed at night, I felt stagnant and could not digest it for a long time.

This made Zhu Bajie, who was so happy that he smacked his lips more than once and told Wang Xiang that if he lived such a life every day, he would be like a god.

After eating for several consecutive days, Wang Xianggan seemed to have finally understood the meaning of "ruling by doing nothing". For him, perhaps it was "boiling a frog in warm water", slowly grinding away his fighting spirit and edges...

I didn't even ask any questions about this case, but I learned a few limericks.

Like what kind of advice is: "The way of dealing with the world is unique. Make more friends and less enemies. Be careful when you are happy, and you must be a big belly when you treat others."

"Don't scratch your head when you eat and wear, and you can also moisten your throat with a small wine. The sun rises every day, and you will feel idle and worry about eggs?"

"Occasionally, I laugh at others, but I'll be laughed at. Life is just like this, why bother with it?"

There are also those who always like to say something that people say when toasting: "The world is full of troubles, why do you add a lot of trouble? It's better to pour it into a small wine glass and dry it in one mouthful."

In the end, even Zhu Bajie saw something strange.

"Mr. Wang, all the well-known people in Guide Mansion give face to He Gongfu. In this way, isn't it even more difficult to investigate the case?"

"Don't you want to live such a happy and joyful life every day?"

"Mr. Wang, that's not possible. I still have to go back to Beijing to be the imperial guard for the master."

"Just remember. Eating and drinking like this every day will cause people to lose their lives." Wang Xianggan told Zhu Bajie.

"It seems, there isn't either." But Zhu Bajie clenched his fists to show his strength.

"You are still a child and you have to grow up." Wang Xianggan was speechless.

...

On that day, I finished a big meal and had a big meal. When I was chatting with He Xizhou, Wang Xianggan suddenly wanted to fart, but I felt very indecent in front of He Xizhou, so I was lucky to let the farts go slowly.

He Xi, Zhou, was able to distinguish his appearance and see Wang Xianggan's facial features moving like a needle and needle, and couldn't help but ask: "What's the difficult thing for the imperial envoy? Can you tell the officials?"

Wang Xianggan shook her head and said, "It's nothing, I just want to breathe."

"The subordinates must obey their orders." He Xizhou replied.

"I'm fart, what are you obedient?" Wang Xianggan was puzzled.

The next day, there was no dinner party, but he was invited to watch the show. It turned out that He Xizhou listened to "open up" as "watching the show". When he went back, he immediately found someone to set up a stage, hired a troupe, and chose the show himself, turning the yamen into a theater.

Wang Xiang was so amused that she was laughing and crying. She got up and retreated on the way to the show, leaving only a note for He Xizhou, which read: "Is the imperial envoy fart, but you sing a big show, and advised He Zhifu to carefully pat the horse.

On the third day, the second day of the big show, Wang Xianggan felt that he couldn't stand it. He had finished the experience, so it was not a solution.

So, he said in front of He Xizhou: "Thank you for your kind hospitality these days. If He was so concerned about investigating the case, the case would probably have been a little pretentious, right?"

As soon as these words were said, He Xizhou immediately turned cold. Didn’t he be intentionally angry with him? Since he was not prone to speculation and did not know the current affairs, he might as well not speak. He was going to have a dinner party today, but he didn’t speak anymore.

Wang Xianggan took Zhu Bajie and stood up to say goodbye.

He Xizhou pretended to keep him.

"Sir, it's almost noon. If you don't dislike it, you'll have a meal in the kitchen of the yamen today?"

"Okay, then let's have another meal. Anyway, I've been free for many days, so I don't care about this meal today."

Since it was said to be a simple meal, let’s see what kind of simple meal it was. Wang Xiang agreed without blinking her eyes.

He Xizhou asked the yamen runners to prepare four dishes and one soup.

The four dishes are: a small plate of peanuts, a plate of fried Chinese cabbage, four pieces of dried sauce, and a bowl of garlic sprouts to stir-fry eels, which is a meat dish.

The soup is a fairy soup, which is so simple that it cannot be simple. It is just a bowl of salt water, sprinkle some chopped green onion, and spin some egg flowers.

Only one bowl of rice was placed in front of one person.

Zhu Bajie was stunned by the "little master who can eat". He didn't have enough food to fill his stomach alone, and he wouldn't let him eat it?

Change your face as fast as turning a book.

Moreover, the rice was as yellow as the face of a tuberculosis patient, and it was obvious that it was made of moldy brown rice.

Wang Xianggan knew it well and knew that He Xizhou was deliberately messing with him. He had pulled him into the Zui Village before, soaked him in the wine jar every day, and had to swell up the big plate of sea bowls. He was as polite as he was. Today, he was "breaking up his face", which made him ridiculously ridiculed He Xizhou, and he immediately treated him like this.

It's really OK.

But then I thought about it, this is also good, isn’t it just a meal?

Wang Xianggan tasted with relish.

Zhu Bajie simply looked at it.

As a result, He Xizhou, who was accompanying him, couldn't stand it anymore, so he picked one by one into his mouth, as if he was asked to take medicine.

Zhu Bajie couldn't help but want to laugh.

Wang Xianggan saw it and ate like a feast, while smiling and said:

"Master He, your brown rice from Guide Mansion is really amazing, delicious, delicious!"

“…”
Chapter completed!
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