Chapter 250: If you don't have culture, you'll just talk shit
In the end, Kirito and others still did not hear any news about Chen Huan, because Naiyako was busy cleaning up the mess left by Ksuga and had no time to take them to reminisce about the past with Chen Huan.
"By the way, wasn't this caused by Naiyako? Why did it become my fault?"
"Stop talking! I said it was your fault, it was your fault!"
While Naiyako unreasonably defined the result, she pressed Ksuga, who had been getting up again, to death.
"Well~~~ This wedding is really grand and luxurious, it's even more XX than the handover ceremony of the king of the corrupt king I saw on TV."
Because the shock in my heart was too strong, the people could only use shielding words like XX to express the shock in Asuna's heart clearly.
As a member of the former bourgeoisie, Asuna's vision is naturally the highest among Kirito's harem and the most experienced ones.
Even Asuna couldn't accurately express the shock in her heart, so she didn't need to care about other people anymore. It was probably just "Damn!" "NB!" "I'll be good!" "Holy Shit!" "WTF" and other words.
"The luxurious glass lamp on the top exudes a natural soft red light, the gold wire wrapped around it, the inlaid gems and pearls, and the rare beasts carved, no matter which part it is, it must be created by a world-class master who devotes his entire life to his creation.
There is no doubt that it is a truly priceless treasure! In the past, there would definitely be many rich people, who would use any means to get it!
The carpet we are stomping on now is softer and warmer than the top wool carpet. Each wool is evenly and orderly, and is clearly distributed in layers. When you smell it, you can even smell an inexplicable fragrance that is almost impossible to exist in the world.
There is no doubt that these two are priceless treasures! Although they may not be as good as the glass lamp on the top of their heads, they are also top-notch objects.
And there, there, the dress worn by the green-haired lady sleeping on the table, although it looks like a child pouring a random graffiti on the canvas with a paint bucket, but the complex and orderly, contradictory, reasonable and unified, and matched to the peak of space geometry, perhaps only a perfect person like Leonardo da Vinci can understand the profound meaning...
There is no doubt that this is another priceless treasure! It is the unnatural scarlet on the corner of the skirt that destroys the overall beauty and greatly reduces the ornamental value.
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Watching Asuna talk about the various objects at the wedding, even though Asuna did not use any too profound words, it also made them a little confused.
If they were asked to evaluate it—
Glazed lamp, damn, beautiful!
Carpet, damn, great!
Gown, slut, what's the best thing?
Under the influence of cognitive filtering BUFF, Kirito and his group naturally could not truly recognize the essence of these gods and even the gods themselves.
In their eyes, all these appearance values will be forced to be reduced to the limit of 99.
There are ones that count as one, just like Liu Laolao entering the Grand View Garden, highlighting the one who is "short-sighted" and "ignorant".
Time pushed forward a little. After Yug Sotos was called away by Naiyazi, Chen Huan wandered around in the backstage alone, seeing all kinds of famous and unknown gods and their creations, greatly enriching his own experiences and his true correct understanding of the cold universe.
"Bang bang! Bang bang bang!"
Two regular knocks reached Chen Huan's ears, forcing Chen Huan to put down the egg of the half-person-sized Xia Tak bird in his arms, and left the kitchen with regret, opening the back door.
Outside the back door was Gil de Lei with an excited face, Ryuzuki Ryunosuke, Joan Arc Alter, who was still in a daze, and François Prerati was trembling all over.
"My close friend/Brother Chen, we miss you so much!"
Jill de Lei and Yu Sheng Ryunosuke hugged Chen Huan excitedly, and tears kept flowing out, flowing down Chen Huan's groom's wardrobe to the ground.
"Caster, Ryunosuke, long time no see, are you doing well recently? Are these two?"
After patting Jill de Lei and Yuzuki Ryunosuke's back and comforting them a little, Chen Huan's eyes couldn't help but look at Joan of Arc Alter and François Prerati.
François Prerati was scared to death.
"This is my perfect Saint! Thanks to the guidance of Saint, we can come to our close friend's wedding on time and smoothly, avoid the danger of being lost in the endless turbulent time and space, escape the possibility of being targeted by the time and space police, and avoid the war between the two supreme time and space gods...
And this one is François Prerati, who gave me the "Luoyan City Teaching Book" so that I can meet my close friends."
After briefly introducing Joan of Arc Alter and François Prerati to Chen Huan, Jill de Lei and Ryuzuo Yuzumi took out a carefully prepared gift box the size of a mobile phone box and handed it to Chen Huan.
"My close friend, this is a little bit of my heart and Ryunosuke. I hope you can accept it."
Chen Huan weighed the gift box in his hand. It was not heavy, just like two or three eggs. The gift box itself was not an overly expensive thing.
Then, the key is the gift in the gift box.
However, as a Chinese, Chen Huan did not have the habit of dismantling gifts on the spot. Instead, he put the gift box into the wedding ring, thanked Jill De Lei and others, and then led them to the wedding front desk and found a Feng Shui treasure land for them personally, which happened to be next to Kirito.
"Isn't this Chen Huan? Long time no see!"
Kirito and Asuna were busy taking care of Yui, Yuki, Celica, Lizbet, Naoha, Shino, and Ariki looked at him without saying a word, while Klein was alone and the whole family bucket was so sour.
Only Aikil, who already has a family, will not have any jealous thoughts, probably.
So, Aikir was the first to notice Chen Huan's arrival.
"Hmm? Brother Chen Huan!"
The others reacted at this time, looked at Chen Huan, and also noticed Jill De Lei and the other four.
"Kirito, long time no see, why haven't you been hacked to death and dismembered?"
"Why do you all look like you want me to die? I'm not a scumbag!"
Kirito bumped his head against the table, looking so sad that he looked like a resentful woman.
"Don't care about those details, don't care about those details, otherwise you will be analed by the gay guy.
By the way, these are my friends, you can also get to know each other a little. I still have something to do, so I will say goodbye first."
After saying that, Chen Huan slipped away instantly, and inexplicably raised a burst of smoke and dust, blocking everyone's vision.
The half-person Shatak egg in the kitchen was still waiting for him.
Chapter completed!