Chapter 79 I Remember You(1/3)
The martial arts of the world are only fast and cannot be broken.
——A famous saying that is often spoken in martial arts dramas is useful to change the situation to modern times.
What is the power of guns?
One is that ordinary people cannot react as quickly as they cannot avoid, and the other is that the human body cannot withstand huge lethality.
Su Qianliang's stone was so fast that Zong Zhengbai, who heard her laughing, didn't react to why his expression suddenly became cold. It was so fast that Xiao Fang's camera didn't keep up with it. The thrown stone had hit something, and it fell heavily to the ground, and the dust was flying.
Xiao Fang secretly shouted: I haven't followed Su Qianliang for more than a month and the speed has slowed down. I suddenly encountered a situation and didn't react. I missed the wonderful shot! Oh, angry!
He hurriedly looked for the place where he had just made the noise, and then pointed the camera at it and ran over with the camera.
Before that, Zong Zhengbai was one step faster than him and ran as fast as a 50-meter sprinter. When he arrived, he stared at the ground blankly, without saying a word or moving.
What to do?
Xiao Fang's camera captured the expression of the stupid son of the landlord Zong Zhengbai family, and quickly passed by and pointed it at the ground, and then he was also shocked.
The audience was even more surprised:
"What is this?"
"Looks like a snake."
"Is the snake's belly that big?"
"The head and tail are like snakes, but the belly is not like it."
"Pregnant snake?"
"Snakes are born from eggs, they don't have that big belly, right?"
In the camera, the snake with its feet as thick as an adult man's arm was lying on the ground. The head and tail were still normal snakes, but the abdomen were bulging high, making the belly seem to explode.
"Oh, this is the live version of the cold flying knife." Zong Zhengbai looked with a thrilling expression on his face. He squatted down and was about to catch the snake. When he looked closely, he found the details he didn't notice in shock. "Huh?" He flipped over the snake in surprise.
Xiao Fang quickly gave a very close shot, clearly presenting the snake's scales in the camera, and the three inches pierced, quietly gushing out blood.
The blood volume was not large. Before Zong Zhengbai turned over the snake, no one noticed that it was all occupied by the snake's excessive belly.
At this time, Su Qianliang found a flat stone from nearby, first smashed the snake's head, and then used the relatively sharp side to cut off the snake's belly.
The stone is too dull and it is difficult to cut the belly. However, the program team did not give any other tools except the camouflage uniform worn by them. The Swiss army knife that they used to use in the program was also confiscated.
After cutting it twice without cutting it open, Su Qianliang gave up the stone, found the toothed piece from the smashed snake's head, pricked it down one point, and then pulled it hard to the end.
After the snake's bulging belly was cut open, the undigested rabbit flowed out. The white short velvet was corroded by the gastric juice and it was already gone, looking very pitiful.
This is much bigger than the rabbit that Su Qianliang had knocked out with a stone before, but half of the things that were swallowed into the stomach by the snake and used as food... It is very difficult for people to overcome that hurdle.
Zong Zhengbai would rather be hungry than eat: "Qianliang, let's find a place to help bury it?"
"Yeah." There was no handy tool around. Su Qianliang guessed that there was not much preparation time left after burying the rabbit. "I'll eat rabbits and snakes for lunch. Is there any problem?"
"No."
The rabbit and the snake were all preys called by Su Qianliang. Just eating but not working is equivalent to free meals for free, Zong Zhengbai dared to have any comments?
When watching "January of the Desert Island", he was curious about how good Su Qianliang's barbecue craftsmanship was to train a group of people into foodies. Now he finally has the opportunity to taste it, and he is happy!
The two of them dug a small hole with branches and stones nearby, buried the rabbit in, and then took their prey back to the camp.
The two of them were the first group of guests who came back. The bamboo house and stove that they built before were still not removed. All the branches and hays picked up next to the bamboo house were in place, and there were ready-made tools to use, which was much more convenient.
It would be too much to deal with food without ordering tools.
Director Qiu did not treat the guests with harshness, so he sent staff to deliver a survival bag containing ropes, Swiss army knives and other items. He also delivered the pot that Su Qianliang had exchanged with gold coins.
The first time he got the Swiss Army knife, Su Qianliang bleed the dizzy rabbit and directed Zong Zhengbai: "There is no Tamsui, please decorate the bamboo joints over there."
Zong Zhengbai obediently went to the survival bag to put diabolic festivals. Gu Zhan did this on the show, but it was unreasonable that he had watched it several times could not do it.
"Where is the lake?"
It is impossible to ask Su Qianliang to take him there. It takes more than half an hour to go back and forth quickly. After coming back, you have to clean and cut it. It is a waste of time and it is better to divide the labor and cooperate more efficiently.
Su Qianliang pointed in a direction, "We often go to get water and take a bath. There is a road that has been artificially stepped on. It may not be so obvious after more than a month. When you can't recognize the direction, you can look at the tree. There are directions marked with a knife on the tree, which is easy to recognize."
"Qianliang, you really thought a lot." Zong Zhengbai praised and turned around and was about to leave.
Su Qianliang called out: "Take out the knife in the survival bag to protect yourself. When you encounter something you can eat, please ask the little spy if you don't know, don't touch it with your hands to avoid being poisoned. Don't panic if you are bitten by a snake. First, judge whether it is a poisonous snake or an ordinary snake. It is venomous or non-toxic. Don't worry, and the poisonous ones suck out the venom as soon as possible. The program team keeps staring at you, and the doctor will hurry to you as quickly as possible."
After a series of non-gasp reminders, Zong Zhengbai was stunned, "Qianliang, you care so much about me."
I was secretly happy: I saw it later and I would definitely be overturned by the jealous jar!
"You come on the first day, say more." Captain Su habitually took care of the newcomers and had no other ideas.
Knowing that Su Qianliang and Gu Zhan are husband and wife, Zong Zhengbai, who was taken care of, did not think much about it, and obediently responded, carrying a survival bag, holding a knife in one hand, and leaving with a nervous and nervous mood.
Uninformed audiences start to make trouble:
"Liangliang is so good for zongzi."
"Yes, Liangliang never told Brother Zhan before."
"Is it still a reminder?"
"Sure!"
"It's okay if you don't give me any advice. They often act together anyway."
"Absolutely! With Zhan Ge 0's wild survival skills, it's already GG without cold care!"
It was not very meaningful to watch Su Qianliang pluck her hair carefully and peel her rabbit and snake meat. The boring audience desperately argued in the barrage about who was Su Qianliang's "true love".
Yifang insisted: Liangliang and Gu Zhan have been together for three weeks and will play the male and female protagonists of "The Founding Female General". It must be that they are more tacit and compatible.
The other party has a different opinion: It’s a big deal! It’s definitely a good CP for Liangliang and Zongzong. Liangzong CP sounds so good. What do you call it? Is Liang Zhan?
The third party said: What CP do you want? I am so good at Liangliang, of course it is best not to have a CP!
The live broadcast program of Surviving Desert Island almost started a verbal battle because of the argument. Director Qiu almost wanted to kneel down to the group of troublemakers who only saw pink in their eyes.
Please watch the show peacefully and don’t make trouble, so you can spend the last six days quietly?! When you reach middle age, you can’t stand the troubles.
In order to make it more interesting and controversial, ordinary variety shows will deliberately form a CP for the guests, which is the official CP. Many viewers understand that it was intentionally arranged by the program team and happily ate the official candy and would not take it seriously.
"January of Desert Island" is not an orthodox variety show, the focus is not on it, it hasn't been done for three weeks.
but……
Recalling the news I heard last night, the assistant director came to Director Qiu's ear and suggested: "If you like it, why not make some pink?"
Director Qiu frowned: "Do you need to do that?"
The assistant director was also hesitating, but the director's future was closely related to the program. He did not want to be negatively reviewed by a program, which would affect his future work.
"It's not impossible to keep doing it peacefully, but since the above invited the four guests to form a situation of 55 to make trouble, it means they want to see such a scene."
Director Qiu was silent.
Using factors other than the program itself to artificially create false topics to attract traffic is what he hates the most, but reality forces him to compromise and teach him how to be a human being.
"You can't do it now, let's talk about it tonight."
Understand that this is what I meant to discuss in detail tonight, the assistant director shut up.
If Director Qiu can't make up his mind at night, he will have to tell the explosive news he heard last night!
Half an hour later, Su Qianliang took out his cell phone and clicked on Zhengbai's split screen. Seeing that he was carrying him on his shoulders and holding him in his hands, he was safe and no longer worried.
Then click on Gu Zhan’s split screen.
As soon as I entered the split screen, I had not seen clearly what Gu Zhan was doing, and the barrage passing by was completely unable to see clearly.
"Brother Zhan, Liang Liang is here to see you!"
"Brother Zhan, pack up quickly, Liangliang is watching you!"
"Lianliang is here!!!"
"Gu Zhan, your wife is here!!!"
"Gu Zhan, your idol is here!!"
There were a lot of people who were informed in the barrage, and many viewers were not sure about it, so they joined in the fun with the same barrage.
Su Qianliang had to close the barrage before he could see clearly what Gu Zhan was doing.
The person involved, Gu Zhan, could not see the audience's enthusiastic reminder at all, because he was hiding in the grass with his butt sticking out, quietly waiting for the opportunity to catch the rabbit eating grass not far away.
Su Qianliang's lips curled slightly, and clicked into the split screen of others in turn to check, confirming that nothing happened to them, and re-recalling the split screen of Zhan, occasionally glanced at him while working.
Xiao Liu's camera moved behind Gu Zhan with a bad intention. In order not to disturb Gu Zhan catching the rabbit, he withdrew from a lot of distance. Judging from the scene and perspective of the camera, Xiao Liu should have also been lying on the ground to take pictures.
In this way, the result is the butt in the camera...the screen full of butts.
Su Qianliang closed his eyes, locked his screen and worked with all his attention, without any distractions.
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”
"Liangliang was scared away by Brother Zhan's butt hahahahahahahaha"
To be continued...