Chapter 36 Dare to hit me on the head_
The smoke from the cooking stove was curling, and a fragrance spread in the forest. The wind was swallowing melodiously, watching the two bamboo chickens on the fire, sizzling oil.
After meditating for a night last night, Feng Youyang's spiritual energy recovered and he grabbed two bamboo chickens. When he filled his stomach, he left the mountain. Lu Zeyu had not come back yet, and he was worried that this idiot would cause something again.
"Master, I'm back."
Feng Youyang was startled and looked at Lu Zeyu carrying two big bags, one big and one small, full of doubts.
"Nonsense, what did you do?"
Feng Youyang looked at the small bag containing a bunch of insects and leaves, and the big bag containing tattered gadgets, some of which were rotten.
Lu Zeyu looked at him strangely.
"No, it was fine last night."
Some paper-paste gadgets are basically rotten, but those wood gadgets are still strong, but the color is almost gone.
"Forget it, Master, don't you eat it? I bought it for hundreds of cents."
Feng Youyang was stunned for a while before he realized it.
It must be a demon!
"Disciple, you will tell me in detail."
Lu Zeyu went to the river with a bunch of gadgets. Feng Youyang could only pick up the roasted bamboo chicken in advance, put it in the leaves, and eat it while walking. Hearing Lu Zeyu talk about what happened after he went out yesterday.
"It seems that the demon has a very high Taoist practice. He can create such a big elephant, which can deceive the five senses of ordinary people and cultivators, and can also manipulate dead people."
When he arrived at the riverside, Yang found out that Lu Zeyu wanted to clean these ragged gadgets that were covered with dust. He pressed his slightly tingling forehead.
Feng Youyang was still interested, but he shook his head and thought.
It has nothing to do with me, and it is not within the scope of Panqi Sect. It is something that the Taoist government has to deal with. At most, I can send them a verbal message.
"Don't you eat it, disciple?"
"I ate a big bowl of earthworms this morning and don't want to eat them anymore."
The wind was so melodious that it felt disgusting.
"A disciple, after the master has eaten, we will rest for a while before we set off. We must return to the sect as soon as possible."
"Master, you are waiting for me here, I have to go back."
Feng Yang's expression tightened.
"What are you going back?"
Lu Zeyu said with a smile.
"I paid 200 times at the stall last night, and there were still 48 times before I finished investing, and the stall owner ran away. Do you think this is a fraud, master?"
The wind was so melodious that he felt tired, and he shook his sleeves.
"Go, disciple, I will go to Yuanpin County first. You can smell my breath hundreds of miles away, right?"
Lu Zeyu nodded and asked Feng Youyang to help him look at these gadgets.
Feng Youyang told him not to cause trouble, and if those demons do evil, they will solve the problem on the spot. If they keep their duties, they will ignore them.
Feng Youyang was very clear. The disciple couldn't get back what he decided, so he just let him go, then took out a small notebook, took a pen and licked it on his tongue.
The 1,003rd year of Tianyu, July 9th......
When Lu Zeyu returned to the town again, it was already late and the lights were on. He couldn't wait to run to the place where the old man set up a stall last night.
But when the lights first came on, the street became lively again, but the old man didn't come to set up a stall.
Lu Zeyu was puzzled and asked some people nearby who sold mice and leaf and earthworm soup, and then he realized that Mr. Wu was sick.
After asking Mr. Wu's house, Lu Zeyu entered the alley and turned around in a small town to find a mansion with an old locust tree at the door.
"Uncle Wu, are you at home?"
After a coughing sound, Mr. Wu opened the door. As soon as he saw that it was Lu Zeyu, he knew his purpose here.
"When will you get better?"
"Come in, will I give you these things? You can take as much as you want, it won't be worth a few dollars."
Lu Zeyu thought in confusion.
Why do people die and get sick? It's so strange.
Mr. Wu in front of him was a dead bone, and there was only a cluster of small flames left in his body.
The yard is full of handmade gadgets.
"No, we agreed last night that it would be mine to smash it."
Mr. Wu looked at this straightforward and fond of gadgets, but although he had no choice, he still held some gadgets and placed them on the shelf. Lu Zeyu became interested.
"Do you like these gadgets then?"
"like."
Lu Zeyu couldn't put down his love and carefully put the forty-eight gadgets into his baggage.
"I am born in Tianyu in 840 years. Now I have 63 years of 60% and my children have gone to other places to do business and have been doing these crafts throughout their lives. If you like me, I can teach you."
"Eight hundred and forty years?"
Lu Zeyu became confused. He remembered that the master wrote in that small notebook this morning for 1,03 years.
But there is no big problem. Lu Zeyu is very interested in making gadgets, thinking.
Qiaojie often says that when men go out, they must have a skill to make a living. Anyway, it’s okay. They will not be able to find the path to heaven and fairy. Learn the skills well.
After a crisp cry, Yaoxiang pushed the door open and entered.
"Uncle Wu, have you been cured? I'm sending you medicine."
As soon as he entered the door, Yaoxiang grinned and looked at Lu Zeyu viciously.
Lu Zeyu looked at the bowl of leaf soup held by Yaoxiang.
“This is not medicine.”
Yaoxiang said a few words to Mr. Wu, then pulled Lu Zeyu out, and directly dragged him to the lake outside the town.
"You really dare to fight."
Yaoxiang pressed her head and was hit by this guy again today, and her head was swollen. Now Yaoxiang is sure that this guy can see his true face, but he doesn't feel any spiritual energy on his body. It should be that he has hidden spiritual energy and is still capable.
"Give it back to me."
Lu Zeyu held the toy.
"This is what I just smashed and won. If you don't believe me, please ask Mr. Wu."
Yaoxiang was stunned, and she shook her head with all her might.
"You must have taken my earrings."
Lu Zeyu took out the bell from his pocket.
"I thought it was Minmin."
"Who is Minmin!"
Yaoxiang was stunned, her expression was a little nervous. She took the bell back from Lu Zeyu's hand, turned around and ran, and turned her head to point at Lu Zeyu halfway through.
"Wait for me here, you will be nice to you later."
Lu Zeyu looked at the calm lake, took out a gadget, took out a cloth and wiped it.
Yaoxiang came back soon, and she looked at Lu Zeyu with some surprise.
"You are really waiting, aren't you afraid that I will eat you?"
"Not afraid."
Yaoxiang smiled viciously, and she pointed at Lu Zeyu and said.
"You guy who doesn't know how to be polite, I was careless twice before, so I let you see how powerful I am. He always hit me in the head and even beat me to lose my memory."
Lu Zeyu turned around and muttered in confusion.
"You are going to call me, okay, this time I won't hit you, hit other places, and chest? By the way, you are a woman, why is your chest so flat?"
Yaoxiang subconsciously covered her chest with her hands and was full of anger.
"You..."
Yaoxiang smiled angryly, grinned and walked to Lu Zeyu with a bell, and gently used it to break the space.
Yaoxiang had a tough expression and pointed at the outside with her thumb.
"Go outside, I'm going to hammer your head."
Lu Zeyu followed out. On the withered and yellow wasteland, Yaoxiang took out a small hammer from her arms and put it in her hand. The hammer emitted a bright white light and grew up little by little.
Soon Yaoxiang had a long-handled hammer worth more than five feet in her hand. The hammer was silver-toned, with delicate plum blossom patterns on it, emitting a slight white light.
"A magic weapon."
Lu Zeyu became interested and he liked the most when fighting.
Yaoxiang was carrying a long hammer, and the breeze blew by, and her whole body was covered in green light, her face was charming, and her eyes were fierce.
"Break your head."
With a loud bang, Yaoxiang smashed it with a long hammer, and Lu Zeyu jumped aside easily.
Chapter completed!