Chapter 265 Aventure!
There are two villains in the big ink man's head, and they are very noisy.
Little Man A said, "Come on, hurry up! Where can I find such a beautiful girl? A romantic encounter is a blessing I have cultivated in my previous life. If you are not sure, you will regret it in the future, and you don't even cry."
Little Man Yi said, "Come on, pick up your sister! A romantic encounter, a romantic encounter, a beautiful encounter! A good man is determined by all directions and should focus on his career. Why do I have a bad wife? Children have a love affair with a god. Now we have a mission, and it is the right way to make China mess with him."
Little Man A said: "Little Man B, you have been eroded by the poisonous thoughts of IsBs and brainwashed. Life is given by your parents. You have to die for IsBs and the bullshit Doctor Bagge? Don't forget that IsBs are listed as a terrorist organization in the world. It is a stumbling block to world peace, and everyone can be punished. We must live well, not for others, but for ourselves, and enjoy every day in the world. Of course, if there is an affair in front of us, we still have to act."
Little Man B said: "Little Man A, Bagayalu, how dare you say that IsBs is a terror organization? Are you impatient? Believe it or not, I report you to Dr. Baghdadi? IsBs is not a terror organization, it is a changer of the world, a defender of human rights, and a supporter of freedom. It is a dawn that points the direction for lost human beings; it is a chicken soup for the soul, washing the dirty heart of human beings; it is..., um, that, that. Although our IsBs methods are a little cruel and have killed many people, this is necessary. Which revolution will not kill people? Our goal is to use force to smash a dirty old world and create a new new world. IsBs are mighty! IsBs domineering! IsBs are invincible in the world!"
The villain said, "You are unsaved, die! We want to have an affair now. There are few women in China, and one affair is one affair, and one pair is one affair, which is also considered revenge for their country. I heard that China is preparing to learn from the White Goose to list the country's beauties as strategic resources and prohibit exports. If you don't hook up now, you will not be able to hook up in the future."
The villain said, "Tsk, do you think Chinese girls are so easy to hook up? Do you have a house? Do you have a car? Are you pretending to be tall, rich and handsome, you can hook up with African cannibals and South American primitive jungle savage girls!"
The villain said, "This is a bad word. The tall, rich and handsome guys who pretend to be have a good market in China, especially foreigners. I have heard that many African blacks are very generous in China, and beauties stick to each other and can't even push them."
The villain Yi said: "There is the true Lord with three feet up, the doctor of Baghdadi is two feet up, and the Muhan Mo Jesus with one foot up! They do not allow us Islamic believers to have a romantic encounter, and any believers who have a romantic encounter will die."
Little Man A: "The spicy one next door, Little Man B, shut up. We are going to have a romantic encounter now!"
Little Man B: "Fuck your grandma, meet your uncle,..."
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After the big man ink mud had some headaches after he had thoughts, he rubbed his temples hard to make his disordered thinking clear.
No one believed it. After two seconds when the ink man looked at Xiaoxiao, he fell in love with her hopelessly.
For the man who falls in love with Xiaoxiao at first sight, the big ink man is not the first, nor will it be the last one. There is no way, Xiaoxiao’s charm is so great.
Regarding the choice of affair or a mission, he was very embarrassed, because what the villain A and B in his head said was very reasonable. How great would it be if he could have a successful encounter with a beautiful girl next to him and complete the tasks assigned by the organization!
Hey, is there such a way?
It is difficult to find a solution, but you can still figure it out by squeezing your head. The big ink man's head flashed with inspiration and grinned, and the smile suddenly became clear, because he had an idea.
If the big man ink takes the initiative to chat with Xiaoxiao, there are some possibilities for success, but the possibility is rounded up equals zero. The big man ink also thought of this. After all, he is a poor man in the silk, a rich and handsome man pretending to be. In order to increase the possibility of successful chat with Xiaoxiao, he took risks and went to heaven with Xiaoxiao Children's Shoes to be a couple of mandarin ducks in the Garden of Eden.
After a person dies, few people go to heaven, and most people go to hell. The big man ink thinks that he will go to heaven after he dies. Who gives him confidence? Or is he thick-skinned and takes it for granted, thinking that he can go to heaven?
On the way to Eden with the little beauty next to him, the big ink man will complete the tasks assigned by the organization. In his opinion, his death is for the glorious future of IsBs and for the beautiful future of the world. The omnipotent Dr. Haribag will pray for him to ascend to the Pure Land as soon as possible, and the supremacy of An La Sutra in the heavens will also help him.
That's what the big man in the ink was thinking, and he was very excited. At the beginning, he was really scared of the truth-Master Poisoning Vow to complete the task. Now, a little beauty accompanied him to die and accompanied him to heaven to be a couple. In the end, the fear suddenly disappeared without a trace.
Suddenly, the big man ink who had no nostalgia for life and no fear for death pressed the call button. After a while, a beautiful flight attendant came over.
"Sir, what can I do to help you?" asked the beautiful stewardess softly.
A gloomy flashed in the eyes of the big ink man, and he said, "I'm a little thirsty. Can I give me some drinks?"
The passengers in the first class cabin are God. As long as their request is reasonable, the flight attendant will not refuse. It is not a problem to give it to you. It is better to give it to you as much as possible.
"Yes, what drink do you like to drink?" The beautiful flight attendant.
"Give me a glass of orange juice, a glass of coke, and a glass of milk," said the big ink man, and then added, "I need an extra empty glass. Is it OK?"
The flight attendant hesitated a little, "Yes, but now the plane is about to be 6, are you sure you want to drink so much?"
The big man ink smiled, pointed at the neighbor who was quietly looking at the scenery outside the window and smiled, and whispered to the flight attendant: "Enjoy with them, you know!"
The beautiful flight attendant smiled knowingly, with two light dimples on the corner of her mouth, which was so charming. She could understand the vulgar ideas of a big ink man, picking up girls and hunting for beauty. Everyone on earth understood it and said, "Okay, wait a moment."
Chapter completed!