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1073 Chapter 1073 1072 Write an IOU

Lian Huo Cheng was angry and embarrassed. His army's canteen was full of urine, his body was full of urine, and his face turned green: This is Long Yin, why are they a group of rogues?!

No, I want to report to the above, I must report!!!

This will definitely not work. Anyone with discerning eyes can see that the Longyin army is here to find trouble, or to fight. Lian Huocheng is very clear that if they really fight with each other, this matter will be difficult to deal with. If they don’t fight, then all the reasons will be with them.

"Chief of Staff, Long Yin's troops rushed to our brigade with more than a dozen armored vehicles!" Lian Huocheng made an innocent voice at the phone: "They also set up heavy machine guns, and they..."

"What? Have you driven an armored vehicle to your brigade? Are you still raising a machine gun?" When the chief of staff who had returned home heard this, he was anxious: "I'll go there immediately, I'll go there immediately. Lianhuocheng, I'll be able to control the situation and not let the situation go further. Do you understand?"

"Yes, Chief of Staff, we didn't move at all!"

"Okay, OK, that's right, five minutes, I'll be there in five minutes."

...

Lian Huocheng let out a sigh of relief, and he was very smart and chose not to move. Because he knew too well what kind of bad incident this matter would be once it broke out. The Chief of Staff’s first instruction was to control the good situation and prevent it from worsening.

"Count the heads!" Long Xiaoqi raised his pants and shouted, "The toilets are starting to charge, each one is one yuan! I am a reasonable person and a moral person. When the toilets are charged, we have to pay. There is a saying that we must not take every needle and thread from the masses... Uh... those who look at the toilets, we don't seem to bring money. Can you write an IOU?"

"I……"

Even Huo Cheng's face was black and green, and he was speechless.

But Long Xiaoqi didn't care whether he had any words or not, so he found a pen and started writing the IOU, and counted the heads himself, and wrote solemnly on it: I owe 132 rounds of money for peeing, and I have no basis for speaking, so I made this a basis...

"Wait, so many of us pee, don't you give me a discount?" Long Xiaoqi reached out to cross it out, and said while writing: "It's 50% off. People's toilets are 50 cents per urinating. I'll calculate how much it costs... One hundred and thirty-two divided by five equals twenty-six and four... Yes, I'll write it and collect it. I'll give you money next time. Our people's soldiers never take a stitch and thread from the masses. This is a must, don't refuse."

After writing the IOU, Long Xiaoqi slapped Lian Huocheng's body and got into the armored vehicle to let the troops leave.

"Boom..."

Sixteen armored vehicles left.

"Sunzi!!!" Lian Huocheng scolded angrily: "The 50% off is not divided by five, but divided by two! Liao Shaoying, I didn't play with you!!! That dog, I'm going to peel you off!"

The canteen turned into a toilet, and Long Yin really peed inside. He even had a delicate portion of cake on a plate, which was an extra gift.

Fighting? Long Xiaoqi didn't do it. He just came to disgusting the special forces brigade.

Don't you feel good? You are here to come to Long Yin, peeing and shit? Be angry? Just be angry! You are allowed to run to Long Yin, and you are not allowed to run to you, are you disgusting?

Facing Long Xiaoqi, Lianhuocheng is really not a dish. Will you be disgusting? Long Xiaoqi is a hundred times more disgusting than you!

When the Chief of Staff rushed over, Long Yin had already returned. When the Chief of Staff saw the messy canteen, the expression on his face was extremely helpless. He didn't know what to say... It must be dealt with, it must be dealt with!

This was a very bad incident. That night, Liao Shaoying, the instructor, and Long Xiaoqi were taken to the military region to deal with this very serious problem overnight.

"Child, I admit my mistake and admit my mistake." The instructor kept admitting his mistake in the face of the Chief of Staff: "We are really anxious. Isn't this a loss to the Special Forces Brigade? We thought about boosting our morale, right? So their Special Forces Brigade held a celebration banquet, and we, Long Yin, had a dinner party. Who knew that they all drank a little too much, and then they were going to do a surprise training. Who knew that when they passed by the Special Forces Brigade, they treated the brigade as a public toilet... Chief of Staff, I admit my mistake and admit my mistake..."

The instructor always admits mistakes as fast as possible. Anyway, this matter has been done, so of course he has to admit his mistakes. However, he is very skillful in admitting mistakes, which is to boost morale. Who knows that he can treat the special brigade as a public toilet.

"Old Huang, you can pretend to be stupid? Is that a special brigade, a public toilet?" The chief of staff said angrily: "I think you are just trying to find trouble on purpose. You can't afford to lose if you lose. You drive an armored vehicle to attack the special brigade's camp. OK, very good!"

"Chief of Staff, it's really not an impact, how dare we?" Liao Shaoying said with a smile beside him: "My awareness is not good, but the instructor's awareness has never been said. I fell at that time, so I was not there. Our instructor had never been training, but he was anxious, so he just started training, and then... no one thought about this, we really didn't attack the special forces brigade. Who dares? We really don't dare to take the blame. Just look for a toilet or a toilet."

This reason is too sufficient, but the Chief of Staff doesn't care about this reason at all. He came from the Special Forces Brigade. Can he feel good to see his old army being ruined like this?

"It's a mess!" The chief of staff slapped the table.

"Yes, it's not understandable, the Chief of Staff is right!" Long Xiaoqi said loudly: "We just went to find a toilet. This is not understandable. His special brigade went to us to poach people and provoked people several times. This is what makes everyone's farts clear. What's wrong with us finding a toilet? I've written an IOU! If you don't treat any intention, you won't handle any unintentional mistakes, you won't hold on to any unintentional mistakes? What's the reason? I've written an IOU!!!"

Long Xiaoqi didn't care. Anyway, the matter was all out, so he insisted that he was looking for the toilet. Not only did he bite the reason for looking for the toilet, but he also started to turn over the accounts of the special forces brigade.

Anyway, this matter can be big or small, and of course it will be a big or small one to pull the special forces team into the water.

"Have you written an IOU? Yes, you wrote an IOU and used the canteen of the Special Forces Brigade as a toilet. The team spent more than 20 yuan in total. OK, OK, OK..." The Chief of Staff said angrily: "The whole team was punished and the military region reported criticism! As for you three... I will write a review first, and our Standing Committee will discuss your issues. Also, your work will be temporarily stopped and the working group will be fully responsible for it. Don't go back first, just stay in the headquarters. When will the problem be handled and when will it go back?"

Hearing this, Long Xiaoqi immediately took off his military rank and belt.

"What are you doing?" the chief of staff frowned.

"Isn't it like this when you are in a confinement?" Long Xiaoqi glared and said, "If you are in a state of closure, I am not convinced. I will be punished if I go to the toilet? I want to see the commander, I want to see the commander!"

Long Xiaoqi just dissatisfied. They went to the toilet once or wrote an IOU! This is a regular toilet, but it is just going to the wrong place, that's all!

"Correction of this soldier for me!" The Chief of Staff was really angry.

"It's unfair, it's unfair..." Long Xiaoqi, who was pulled into the confinement room, shouted unfairly: "We just go to the toilet and write an IOU... it's unfair..."
Chapter completed!
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