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240. The bad boss sent me to patrol the mountain and find a gong to buy dinner(1/2)

Outside the bamboo forest on the mountain, a large number of chirping monkeys were fighting and making fun with their rough spears. Several of the most powerful monkeys carried a "sedan" made of bamboo.

Or simple slider.

"Hurry up, idiot, I'm dizzy. If this continues, you will make me beaten to death!"

The weak Black scolded him, and he lay on the slider in a very lazy, boneless posture, directing his newly conquered monkeys to walk down the mountain in a mighty manner.

Thanks to Black's provision of enough jerky and wine to the unruly monkeys, these foolish guys are temporarily willing to drive him.

The little fishman with bandages on his arms sat by the slider. Black's loyal dog legs were considered a bonus and were carried forward shakingly by the stupid monkeys.

Benbo Erba also grabbed a fishman telescope and kept looking at the scenery in the distance.

The architectural style and human landform of the Pandaria continent are very different from the world outside the fog. The panda people have developed quite superb civilizations in their peaceful life for ten thousand years.

Their houses are not as square as outside, nor are there any castles or anything, but the villages of these rolling people are arranged very poetic.

There are also many peach trees planted in front of Podong Village, not far from the foot of the mountain. This will be autumn season. When the wind blows, it will bring up pink leaves all over the ground, which looks very beautiful.

It will be dusk, and the fishman can also see some pandas busy in the fields through the telescope, as well as some pandas who are collecting petals and putting them in wine barrels.

Probably for wine making?

According to the stinky pirates, the wine brewed by the pandas is the best food in the entire Azeroth, and they have even developed a systematic wine culture.

It's such an unimaginable luxury.

Although the little fishman is not a wise figure, he also followed Black through most of the world. The civilians in the human kingdom occasionally worry about their livelihoods, and the orcs racked their brains to eat.

Fish people from all over the world can shoot each other's dog brains in the mud for a few fish bones.

But these round pandas began to make wine with too much food that could not be eaten thousands of years ago...ah, it was a very evil thing.

"We will go to Podong Village for a good meal later. The pandas' cooking skills are as superb as their wine skills. Those rare delicacies can make the barbarians outside the fog swallow their tongues."

Blake, who was lying on the slide, said to Saratas as he planned the next plan:

"Stay overnight in the Panda people's village, and then we set off to Qinglong Temple..."

“Where do what?”

The essence of the void asked in surprise:

"Didn't you say that Qinglong Temple in Jade Forest is the temple of Yulong Tianzun, one of Pandaria's four gods? That is the serious guardian demigod, the boss of the order camp.

If you go there like this guy who has a vicious aura on your body, you are afraid you will be beaten up?"

“I’m going.”

The pirate rubbed his forehead that was still a little dizzy and said:

"The monkeys told me that not long ago, many outsiders were captured by the Qinglong monks and I had to confirm their identities.

In Pandaria, it is not a good thing to allow a group of war dealers trained by Kurtiras to run around. If they can't control their emotions, disaster will be caused in minutes.

I'm not worried about the sailors, but it would be very troublesome if they release the remaining evil energy of Yashaji in advance because of their random tricks.

Secondly...

If the attack on Qinglong Temple can attract the attention of the Panda people's strongest force shadow sect, then when the men in black gather in the Emerald Forest, I can show off my strength elsewhere.

As for Yulong Tianzun, I am not particularly worried."

The stinky pirate touched his chin and looked in the center of the Emerald Forest. It was too far away and was blocked by mountains, so he could hardly see anything useful.

He said to Saratas in his heart:

"The Supreme God, who has both wisdom and power, is about to conduct his own reincarnation ceremony. Its power is weakening and has not appeared for a long time.

As long as we are careful and avoid the pursuit of monks, we can leave the Emerald Forest before things get into trouble.

Speaking of which, can you absorb the remaining evil of Yashaji?"

"I don't know, because I haven't tried it, and in countless times in the past, I have rarely stepped into this mysterious land.

The Supreme Gods are more dedicated than their wild demigods. They guard the foggy continent for millions of years, making it difficult for my holders to find opportunities for infiltration."

The essence of void is very frank:

"Although in theory I can devour other ancient gods, the situation of Yashaji is quite special. It has no entity and only energy left. I guess this should not be difficult.

However, after such a long time, it is hard to say whether the power of Yashaji will change.

After all, it has been dead for millions of years."

"Then we will go to Qinglong Temple and take a look."

Black grinned and scolded the monkeys carrying the slide rod in front of him, making them lift more steadily.

To be honest, this scene is like a funny scene where the Monkey King, who is the king of the mountain, takes his irritable and stupid minions down the mountain to rob.

The unruly monkeys howled, sometimes singing loudly and roaring. Along the way, they were like Jingjiehu, let alone seeing other wild beasts on the way.

Even the little animals were scared away by the noisy money in advance.

These big horse monkeys are really naughty. They are very mean to whip everything they see with a spear a few times, as if they are "swearing sovereignty" in this way.

However, the monkeys did not live well in the "capital" of the Panda people in the Emerald Forest. The local panda people are very powerful and there are monks patrolling them from time to time. The big horse monkeys were forced to go to the edge of the Emerald Forest to gather people to cause trouble.

The territory of these happy and funny guys should be in the Kunlai Mountains further north, where the wilderness is almost completely occupied by money.

"The monks are here! Run! Go and invite the monks to come!"

When I was making a fuss all the way to Podong Village, which was approaching the panda people, I saw a large group of money approaching the village, and the panda farmers working in the fields immediately screamed in horror.

They left their farm tools, brought up the playful little pandas, and fled one by one.

The village located on the banks of a river also beat gongs and drums, and soon panda monks riding strange camel beasts and with sticks of sticks rushed out of the village.

"Hey, bad idiots, we are not here to steal things this time!"

The monkey I had contacted with Black before has its own name called Kenken.

It is said that the elders of Guru Jin Monkey Mountain helped it. In short, this monk carried his spear and walked carelessly to the panda monks who rode on the Mushan beasts and glared at them and said:

"We are here to buy idiots. We need good wine, fragrant food, and some dry food that can be taken with you.

This is money.

Look, we are very bad, new and old, very rich.

He said there is no need to use fists to solve things that can be solved with money.

I think what he said makes sense, just as it makes sense as you wise men.”

The blue-faced monk took a bag of money from the torn grass skirt around his waist and threw it to the panda monks in front of him. A female monk took it and opened it and took a look.

Huo, good guy!

A whole bag of strange coins, including gold and silver coins, with unknown avatars on them, should be the currency of outsiders.

During this period, the monks from Qinglong Temple and Tianchan Temple had already sent notices to various panda villages because the strange guys who came from outside the fog had messed up the Emerald Forest. The monks from Qinglong Temple and Tianchan Temple had already sent notices to various panda villages. Genggu knew that outsiders had mixed in Pandaria.

But this is the first time they have seen outsiders tame stubborn money.

Or maybe these irritable monks who took the mountain and became king robbed some unlucky outsiders and robbed the money.

But no matter what, the monkeys do not intend to steal or rob in the village, but instead use money to buy food, which is a good thing for both parties.

Podong Village is still a distance from Qinglong Temple. Once there is a conflict with the more than 100 monks in front of you, just a few of them will definitely not be able to protect the old and weak in the village.

Several panda monks discussed it and agreed to the money's trading request.

However, before turning back to the village, the big monkey took out another piece of paper and threw it to the monks. It shouted with its waist:

"The very bad and bad new boss is going to eat these dishes. You can quickly find a chef to make it and send it out. If the money is not enough, our new boss is very rich and generous.

Hurry up, fools.

We carried the slide rod all the way and were almost starving to death.”

The panda monk who took the paper twitched his eyes.

The new and elegant boss of this monkey seemed to be a very particular person, so she ordered the dishes. She looked down at the name of the dish written on the paper, and looked even more shocked.

"Mapo tofu, black pepper ribs with shrimp, sea mist rice noodles, egg spring rolls, and crazy wine chef's baking meal. The drink is a cocktail with thirteen kinds of wines...

Tsk, you really know how to eat, you're a gourmet at first glance."

The panda monk smashed his tongue and shared the notes in his hand with his companions, which made the monks look at each other.

They sent the menu back to the village and soon sent someone to tell Black that the chef in the village had a few dishes that he could not cook, so he could only change it to home-cooked dishes.

He also said that if Black definitely wants to compensate those high-end dishes, he would recommend that he go to the Mid-mountain of Sifeng Valley.

It is the best chef distribution center in Pandaria, and the Panda people's "Six Paths of Cooking" can only be fully seen there.

Black was not angry, and he didn't expect to have a top-notch meal in a small village.

But the pirate was waiting for the panda to serve, but saw the little fish man sneaking out of the peach woods next to Podong Village with a bag of things in his arms.

The little bastard ran to Black and took out the stolen things he had given to the pirates.

He also looked proud.
To be continued...
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