Chapter 016 [Humans of Fish Lips]
The moment I took the taxi, the driver, who was erecting a beer belly, stared at his eyes.
After running a taxi in Gangling for several years, this was the first time he saw such a flawless beautiful girl taking his car.
And it seemed that she was wet, not only her hair was wet, but her clothes seemed to be soaked, and her whole body was covered with water.
Although the handsome guy next to him is also very stylish, it is also a flower that should not be inserted.
"Master, I'm in a hurry. I'll call you to Lijia Village on the outskirts of the city. It's about twenty-eight yuan. I'll pay you another ten yuan."
Sitting in the passenger seat and seeing that the driver's uncle was almost drooling, Li Zheyan said while knocking on the bridge.
However, an extremely awkward scene appeared.
Just where Li Zheyan hit, the bridge cracked directly, and even the watch buzzer appeared. Then there was a burst of crackling, and the entire taxi was turned off in an instant.
"Uh...I'm sorry, I said I didn't mean it, do you believe it?"
In an instant, Li Zheyan and the driver looked at each other, their eyes widened, but Bai Yingying sat in the back seat and giggled.
But then Bai Yingying discovered that the force of Li Zheyan's fingers was far better than that of her who had just swallowed the awakened spinach. She immediately grew up and showed an incredible look.
She thought she had obtained an awakening skill of "infinite power" and could work hard for her master in the future, but she didn't expect that her master would be hidden.
"What's going on with you? I said, "Young man, even if I look at your girlfriend a few more times, you can't remove my car."
The driver was in tears, but as he spoke, his voice became fierce.
"I apologize to you. I'll just give you how much repairs will cost. In addition, she is not my girlfriend, but she is not for you to stare at me!"
After all, it was already ninety o'clock in the evening, and it was more than half an hour before he got home, so Li Zheyan could only admit that he was unlucky and took out two hundred-dollar bills and threw them into the driver's palm. Then he ordered Bai Yingying to get out of the car.
Although Li Zheyan didn't have much spare money, since he had "Wen Yizai Dao" and a novice outfit, 200 yuan was nothing to him.
"I can't even start up now. What can I do with these two hundred dollars?"
The driver originally thought he had made money, and an insurance company could make a claim for the taxi. But after he started it more than ten times, he hurriedly chased him out: "Young man, don't leave first, this matter is not over yet, stop me!"
Amid the driver's curse, Li Zheyan and Bai Yingying had already boarded another taxi driven by a female driver. The female driver was already a hundred meters away when the accelerator was buzzing.
Uh...the road killer - the female driver!
"Oh, who did I provoke whom? Could it be that this guy was born in Shaolin Temple? He actually had a single finger." The driver punched his taxi on the roof, and then sat back on his seat angrily.
In terms of strength, he can beat several of them, and in terms of body shape, he can knock people away with a beer belly. Even if the other party came out of Shaolin Temple, he is still not afraid of him.
"Ah!" But then, he screamed and jumped high in an instant.
Unexpectedly, he had just bought a pin for his son to prepare for homework. Because of the punch just now, a whole box of tacks fell on his seat, and he happened to sit down with peace of mind.
Because his butt was pierced, his head hit the roof of the car. After a muffled groan, his entire buttocks were deeply pierced again, and even his anus began to hurt slightly.
Sitting in the taxi car, Li Zheyan couldn't help but look back. Although he was hundreds of meters apart, he seemed to be able to vaguely hear the driver's screams.
"Seeing your handsome face, I won't be able to call you now. It's not too much to accept you thirty."
The female driver slowly spoke while adding the accelerator.
"It's not an exaggeration, but you don't drive so fast, I'm not in a hurry."
Seeing that the female driver increased the speed to 65 yards and was still stepping hard, Li Zheyan quickly stopped him.
Even if he was in a hurry to go home, he didn't want to lose his life, and there were still many things he had to do.
"Okay, as long as you have good looks, you can say anything."
After saying that, the female driver glanced at Li Zheyan and then controlled the speed to about sixty yards.
Li Zheyan didn't go to see the female driver, but just focused on his typing-wording gloves. He also thought of the driver's screams in his heart, which were probably related to this magical hidden skill "Broom Star possession".
After thinking that this was an excellent artifact with hidden attributes, Li Zheyan suddenly felt that it was too dangerous to wear it like this.
If a girl jokes with her and punches his chest with a small fist, wouldn't she be in trouble?
Besides, if his mother knows that he is fired by the company and wants to pull his ears, will something go wrong again?
It would be better to wait until he codes and makes copies before wearing them. Thinking of this, he reached out to take off his gloves, but found that he could not take them off any of them.
"Why can't you take it off? Could it be that these gloves have grown on my hands?"
No matter how Li Zheyan tried, these gloves were always with his hands, which made him sweat a lot.
[Text Barrage]: As a game elf, I just want to complain about you: It’s really a ‘human of fish lips’. Since players rely on the novice equipment given by the game, they can only be worn and removed in the game interface.
"Uh, so that's how it is, it's so embarrassing."
In an instant, Li Zheyan felt that his IQ was really eaten by a dog. He knew how to wear it but didn't know how to remove it. He was so stupid.
"Master, what are you doing? Why are you sweating profusely?"
Seeing that Li Zheyan never talked to her, Bai Yingying leaned over curiously and immediately noticed Li Zheyan's strangeness.
"It's better to sweat a lot than to be wet all over your body." Li Zheyan said without raising his head.
As if he had noticed something, the female driver also glanced at Li Zheyan, and then quickly swept through the rearview mirror.
After all, he was on the taxi car. Li Zheyan didn't want to be in front of outsiders, so he knew that there was an awakened creature around him who had transformed into a human, so he added: "Don't call me master in the future, call me my name, Li Zheyan!"
"Master, you are actually angry. Isn't it nice to call Master? Then, why don't I just call you boss? I saw that my sisters call me that too."
Bai Yingying seemed a little excited, as if the word boss was more suitable for her to call her.
Especially the other awakened Tai Sui sisters who returned from a long journey also taught and shared many wonderful experiences of living with others to her when she just woke up.
"I was really eye-opening today. I was able to train my girlfriend so well. It was indeed a capable person, and I had sisters to accompany me. Tsk tsk tsk tsk. Sister, I really admire you, young man."
The female driver didn't say anything for a long time, and caught Li Zheyan off guard as soon as he spoke.
"Sister, you misunderstood. She is not my girlfriend, but just a female friend." Li Zheyan explained.
In fact, when he heard the female driver's words, Li Zheyan knew that he had already said white.
For him, Bai Yingying was not good at training, but was too lacking in training. I really don’t know how much trouble he would cause after returning home.
But that's fine, my mother kept urging her to take a girlfriend home, or she would ask her neighbors to help introduce her to him on a blind date.
Now, let’s take this beautiful woman, the world’s number one beauty, and see what his mother has to say.
However, at this moment, a man and a woman suddenly appeared in front of a platform waiting for the bus.
Seeing that the taxi driving was still on, the girl quickly stepped forward and waved to stop the car, while the boy was chasing her relentlessly.
"I want to go to Lijia Village in the suburbs of the city, how much does it cost."
The girl hooked up her long hair, and after seeing Li Zheyan, she glanced at the back seat again. Seeing the servant who could still sit, she asked again: "So there is someone in the car, is that going on the way?"
Chapter completed!