Firecrackers and shorts are blown away by dying, and electric drills are eating corn.

What is firecrackers and shorts? A male anchor, holding a string of firecrackers in his hand, lit firecrackers, stuffed the firecrackers directly into his pants, and then there was a series of explosions, and he didn't know if the egg was broken, so he fell to the ground. The video ended, and he double-clicked to follow 666 and didn't say it. After that, no one saw him online again, and there was no video.

There are also electric drills to eat corn at the beginning. The electric drills are stringed with corn. The electric drills are started and the teeth bite corn. After a few rounds, the corn is finished, which really tests the ability of teeth. This video became popular, and many people rush to imitate it. A female anchor also imitates it, using an electric drill to eat corn, but the female anchor has long hair and hasn't started eating it yet. The electric drills are rolled into the hair and pulled out a piece of hair. The video is turned off in pain, and the scalp is not torn off for you.

After that, the female anchor had the next video, the video of going to the hospital. After this video, no one knew about the female anchor again.

In short, the instant clicks of these one-time internet celebrities were extremely high, and then they were laughed.

I have an old friend who is like you, but now the grave is covered with grass.

I have a friend who was as hang-in as you once, and now the grave grass has grown in patches.

There is another saying, I once had a friend who was like you, but now the grave grass is more than one meter high.

A typical example of committing suicide, a one-time internet celebrity.

Gaus refused to commit suicide. He watched the video that his hair was curled up by an electric drill, and he pulled out a piece of his hair alive. He thought about it and felt it hurt. There was a kind of pain that he felt it hurt.

"Don't let your boss be dying, don't worry, we'll only cause trouble, and with me here, you'll live better than anyone else. The image of the video is like this, and it's like this in the future. I know that you don't like colorful hair, so you still have black hair. I've thought it through very thoughtful, so I'll have a rest." The system said, and there was no sound again.

In response to this, Gauss expressed strong helplessness. This system is the reincarnation of the Sleeping God.

It's just right that it's not allowed to be recognized by others, just like this, and Gauss doesn't worry about it anymore.

The live broadcast room is a little troublesome. Gauss closed the blog website and opened the official website of Elk TV, also called Elk Live.

Gauss has an account of Elk Live, but he has always been an audience. Check out other people's live broadcasts and pass the time.

Open the account and find personal information. When Gauss created this account, he did not change his name. He was a pair of digital code names. He could change his name once for free. After this time, it would cost money to change his name. Now it's just right for free, Gauss has no money.

Change the name: the first person to cause trouble.

Gauss found the option, I want to be an anchor.

Being an anchor is very simple. First, you have to bind your phone. This live broadcast number, Gauss, has bound his own phone, and this step is directly passed.

Then bind the email address and use your ee number email address.

Log in to your email address and confirm.

Then improve personal information...

OK, I have to take a photo with my ID card. I have to take a photo with my ID card, and I have to take a photo with my ID card on the front and back.

Now, in order to prevent others from broadcasting illegal content live, the anchor needs to record his identity information. In order not to be too troublesome, he adopts the method of taking photos with his ID card and then reviewing it. Just pass the review.

It’s really not troublesome to take a few photos, but it’s very troublesome for people who don’t even bring a key or a mobile phone. If you don’t have an ID card, there’s nothing you can do. Let’s talk about it tomorrow.

Gauss had to turn off the live broadcast room.

Hehehe, now you can watch the computer F drive.

When Gauss opens the F disk, he doesn't need to open it. He can close it by just a little, and it's all empty...

There is nothing in the disk, not to mention hidden files, how much space the disk has, how much space is left, and what kind of empty folder is there.

There are cdefs on the computer disk, four disks, only the c disk and the e disk have something, and there is no need to watch the d disk. Gauss clicked on the e disk, which are all normal applications, ee, watch TV, listen to music, and games.

There are two games, one is the game that Gauss and Xiao Xuanlan once played together, and the most popular League of Legends recently.

There was no gain in e-disk, and Gauss turned to the most unlikely c-disk. After watching for a long time, he still didn't.

Xiao Xuanlan's computer does not have those movies that shouldn't have.

Gao Si didn't give up and took Xiao Xuanlan's cell phone to see it.

After reading for a long time, I finished reading all the files and there was nothing on my phone.

Gauss thought of the photo album, opened the album on his mobile phone and saw that it was full of photos of the scenery, and there was not a single selfie.

It’s hard to tell that Xiao Xuanlan is still a person who is good at pursuing beauty.

Thinking of ee, Gauss opened Xiao Xuanlan's ee.

There is only one ee number, which is the ee that Xiao Xuanlan once added to him, but it has always been invisible. There is only one friend inside, which is his Supreme Treasure, and he has not changed his name yet. Xiao Xuanlan's online name has not changed, but Zixia is still there.

You little girl, you have always been logged in and don’t look for yourself. You have so many times to look for her, and you will ignore yourself every day. You have to criticize and punish her.

How to criticize and punish?

Or a butt, this punishment is the best.

Gao Si thought of Xiao Xuanlan's slightly raised...the best one to beat her butt.

Ahem, this is simply too dirty. What do you think of yourself? How can you think of those things and think of them?

I don’t know how long it will take for Xiao Xuanlan to take a bath. Gauss really wanted to help Xiao Xuanlan clean up the house, but it was not good to move other people’s things. And I don’t know how many close-fitting clothes I would clean up if I cleaned up. If I had never worn them, I should not come around.

Gauss sat back in front of the computer and played games. Anyway, he was idle.

Gauss opened League of Legends, and now he is playing League of Legends, and Gauss is unwilling to fall behind.

Rank, little silver.

I haven't played for a long time and didn't play much during the college entrance examination. It's good to be a silver rank.

There are dozens of heroes and three skins, one is given away, the other two are bought at a discount by a lucky summoner, and the other is bought at a discount by a hero who wants a skin when he wants a 50% discount.

Gauss is in a single rank. When he reaches level 30, Gauss only plays in qualifying matches, and the match is too boring.

On the first floor, you can choose at will, such as the natal hero, the scarlet harvester, the skin soul-catching baron, and the top laner.

The other few silvers are still very powerful. Those who have not taken the position have allocated their own positions by default, and the game officially begins.

Holding the mouse and keyboard, Gauss operates the hero action. Why do you feel so touching today? Is it because you are in a good mood?

Gauss operated extremely comfortably. He cooperated with his teammates to get a bloody life. The top laner was too strong to take care of the enemy and could not even replenish the troops.

"This operation is so comfortable. Could it be that Xiao Xuanlan has better computers and better networks? The mouse and keyboard are better?" Gauss took two more heads. The heads given by the top laner and the jungler were now 4-0. There are a total of four heads on the field, all of which are their own, and their teammates are all trying 666.

"Boss, there is a reason why her computer is dozens of times more expensive than your computer, and the mouse is more expensive than your entire computer. Another reason is that your speed has increased by 2 points. Familiarity with speed also affects the reaction ability, and the boss's reaction ability has improved. The boss's operation of playing games is not bad, and this is a silver game, and the reaction ability is improved. Basically, in this game, you can carry the whole game, so the boss must work hard to increase the attributes as long as the benefits are not bad."

Gauss said something just now, so the system heard it and explained it in order to motivate Gauss.

In fact, the system does not need such incentives. Gauss is already very motivated to open the mall at 100 points to solve the physical problems of Xiao Xuanlan.

But if the system is motivated like this, Gauss can't pour cold water on the system. Gauss nodded as a show of goodwill.

"System, so that's it. I said, I understand. I will start formal exercise tomorrow to improve my attributes. The system can set an alarm clock for me. If I don't bring my phone, I will be at 6 o'clock tomorrow."

To avoid Xiao Xuanlan in the bathroom hearing this, Gauss still called the system in his heart and talked to the system in his heart.

"Boss, are you sure you want me to set the alarm clock?" The system's tone suddenly filled with a smirk.

Gauss heard this tone and felt that it would be impossible to make the system set the alarm clock and he would be unlucky. At this moment, Gauss' sixth sense was very accurate and he hurriedly said: "System, forget it, no need."

"Boss, I can set the alarm clock. It's really very effective. It can wake you up in an instant and ensure you won't be able to bed."

"System, I understand. You said it is very effective. The way you asked me to get up must be to use me." Gauss has been powered by the system several times.

"The boss's 12 points of wisdom are indeed not a big deal. I guessed it all at once, and it won't be fun."

"System, I just guessed it, I didn't expect it to be like this. I won't bother you anymore, I won't bother you anymore, go back to sleep." Gauss hurriedly drove away the system, but he didn't want to be powered anymore.

"Ookok, no matter how small the mosquito is, it is still meat. The boss must remember to keep exercising."

"I know, I know." Gauss was still playing games, so he didn't talk to the system. He didn't call the system, and he said it directly.

"Boss, boss."

"By bye." This sentence is still said. After saying this, Gauss operated the game character Scarlet Reaper, the vampire, and took the head of the opponent's mid laner. This sentence of blessing is a bit like saying it to this mid laner.

The vampire continues to launch the massacre mode.

"Fun!" After the game, the vampire 20-0 won the game, and Gauss leaned on the computer chair.

Wait, before I talked to the system, the system seemed to be not just talking about the increase in its physical attributes, but what else is there?

"Her computers are dozens of times more expensive than your computer, and the mouse is more expensive than your entire computer."
Chapter completed!