Chapter 22: Winning SMS
Ahem, I can't think of it wrong, Gauss didn't think of anything, really.
While brushing his teeth, Gauss heard the knock on the door. Gauss quickly went over and opened the door. It was Xiao Xuanlan.
"Wait, wait until I finish washing and just get up, sit on the sofa." Gauss said vaguely, brushing his teeth.
Xiao Xuanlan nodded and wanted to change her shoes, so Gauss brought her a pair of slippers.
After washing up, Gauss came out of the bathroom, and Xiao Xuanlan was still sitting quietly on the sofa.
"Did you have a meal?" Gao Si asked, and sat next to Xiao Xuanlan.
"I've eaten bread for breakfast, you haven't eaten it yet?"
"Yes, yes, I'm about to starve to death, so I decided to eat you." Gao Si said, holding Xiao Xuanlan, kissing Xiao Xuanlan in his mouth, and eating the marrow and realizing the taste.
"Okay, okay, you've messed up your clothes, and your hands are still touching." A few minutes later, Gauss finally stopped, Xiao Xuanlan acted coquettishly and broke free from Gauss' arms and tidyed up her clothes.
"Really, every time I kiss you, I will touch you." Xiao Xuanlan's face turned rosy. Gao Si used to touch her. The close-fitting clothes she wore were messy and she had tidyed up for a long time.
"My little baby is so tempting." Gao Sitian was shameless.
"Go and get something to eat."
"Okay, I'll give you food below." Gauss smirked.
"I've eaten it, I won't eat it anymore. Oh, a big bad guy, I'm talking nonsense again." Xiao Xuanlan didn't realize anything at first, but when she saw Gauss's smirk expression, she guessed another meaning of Gauss's words. There are already such jokes on the Internet, and Xiao Xuanlan has read them.
"Hehe, I didn't say anything. It was just your own random thoughts. I just said to cook noodles." Gauss was so shameless.
"Hmph." Xiao Xuanlan snorted coquettishly.
This look was so cute. Gao Si couldn't help but kiss Xiao Xuanlan on the face, and then he reluctantly went to the kitchen.
Soon, Gauss came out with a bowl of noodles, fragrant and hot.
"It smells so good, you really know how to cook." Xiao Xuanlan was a little surprised.
"That's all, isn't cooking a piece of cake? Do you want to eat it? Come and eat my big sausage."
"Bad guy, you're talking nonsense again." Gauss's wording is so easy to think wrongly.
"I didn't say anything, open my mouth." Gauss picked up a piece of ham sausage, blew it gently and sent it to Xiao Xuanlan's mouth.
"Hmph, big bad guy." Xiao Xuanlan opened her mouth and ate.
Xiao Xuanlan is good at this. She is not picky about food and is not spoiled.
"Try it down below me again." Gauss smirked and picked up a little noodles.
"Big bad guy, don't talk like this." I used this trick twice. Now Xiao Xuanlan can understand Gauss's implicit words in an instant, pouting, expressing dissatisfaction.
"Hehe, try the noodles I put." Gauss rolled the noodles into dough and sent them to Xiao Xuanlan's mouth. Xiao Xuanlan also ate them in one bite.
"You eat it, I'm not hungry, just try it." Seeing that Gauss was still preparing to feed him, Xiao Xuanlan said she would not eat it.
"Okay, where are we going to play today?" Gauss started eating himself.
"Anyway, I usually stay at home anyway."
"It's too hot, it's better when it rains." At this time, the sun was already rising and it was a little hot. Gauss turned on the electric fan.
"Or why just play games at home. I'll play League of Legends now." Xiao Xuanlan is indeed a home girl, and she actually proposed to play games. Yesterday she saw Gauss logging into the League of Legends interface.
"But my family only has one computer, so is your family. I want to stay with you." Two people played games across the upstairs and downstairs? Gao Si didn't want it. He wanted to stay with Xiao Xuanlan, so that he could... Cough cough, I didn't think about taking advantage, really.
"Go to me, I have a laptop."
"Rich rich, is there a lack of pendants on his thighs?" Gauss thought of the price of Xiao Xuanlan's computer, and this laptop must be very expensive.
“No shortage.”
"Does the rich lack friends?"
“No shortage.”
"Does the rich lack a boyfriend?"
“This is quite short.”
"You little girl, it's enough to have me, and you dare to lack a boyfriend." Gao Si pretended to look at Xiao Xuanlan fiercely, and stopped eating, pressed Xiao Xuanlan on the sofa and put her hands on her.
"Haha, it's so itchy, stop making trouble, you should eat soon, haha, stop scratching, it's so itchy." Accompanied by the silver bell-like laughter, Xiao Xuanlan kept begging for mercy.
"Is there still a shortage of boyfriends?" Gauss would not let go of such an opportunity to take advantage.
"No need, no need, no need, if you have a boyfriend, don't scratch it, haha." Xiao Xuanlan continued to beg for mercy.
"Who is my boyfriend?"
"It's you, the most handsome man in the world."
"I'm so good." Gao Si sat up with satisfaction and gently pinched Xiao Xuanlan Mountain.
"Hmph, big bad guy." Xiao Xuanlan had to tidy up her clothes again.
"After eating, go to your side to play, come here again at noon. There is no ingredients there, so I will cook at my house for you to eat at noon."
"Okay, big bad guy."
Regarding the trouble, Gauss actually considered his ability to get intermediate swimming. Although he had never tried it, the ability given by the system was definitely effective.
Since you have this ability, you can go to the swimming pool to play. This summer is quite hot, so it’s good to go to the swimming pool to play. If you are lucky and meet a drowning person, you will save him yourself. Wouldn’t you get another rescue to cause trouble? It’s 10 o’clock to cause trouble.
After thinking for a long time, Gauss finally denied this idea.
First of all, you must bring Xiao Xuanlan when you go to the swimming pool. Gao Si must want to see Xiao Xuanlan in a swimsuit, but Gao Si is a possessive person and he doesn't want others to see Xiao Xuanlan like this.
This may be the selfishness of every man. He always wants to see other people's girlfriends, but his girlfriend doesn't want others to see them. So Xiao Xuanlan put on a swimsuit and went to the swimming pool, but Gauss chose to refuse.
Secondly, in this summer, there are too many people in the swimming pool, and then there are crowds. Just like dumplings, they can’t play well, so what can I do? I heard that many people like to pee and spit in the swimming pool, which is simply disgusting.
Finally, there must be people responsible for safety in a regular swimming pool. Even if someone really drowns, they may not necessarily rescue them themselves. Those staff members must be much faster than themselves for their jobs.
And drowning is so easy to happen? Others are not fools. They don’t know how to swim, so they will definitely rent swimming rings.
So Gauss dismissed this idea. No matter what the reason, it would be meaningless to go by yourself.
Going out to find something that can cause trouble? I didn’t encounter anything yesterday afternoon. It’s not so easy to cause trouble. In this summer, Gauss chose to give up.
It’s better to stay with Xiao Xuanlan quietly. How great it is. Then wait until your live broadcast room and official account application is successful, complete these two tasks, and wait until the system reassigns the tasks.
After Gauss finished eating, he went to the kitchen to wash dishes. When Xiao Xuanlan shouted, "Your mobile phone has a text message. I just watched it ring, and I thought it was a phone call."
Gauss's cell phone was placed on the coffee table, and Xiao Xuanlan saw it at a glance. She just heard the ringtone and thought it was a phone call, so she almost prepared to send the cell phone to Gauss.
"The text message is nothing, just put it on. Just read it if you want to." Gauss really has no other secrets except the system, and it doesn't matter to text message.
But in this era, people still send text messages.
People nowadays usually use ee and WeChat. Different methods are used for the urgency of things.
If things are not urgent at all, choose to post a paragraph of text and count when you see it.
Things are a bit special, post ee language or WeChat voice.
If things are a little urgent, then send an ee or WeChat phone number.
Things are very urgent, that is to make a phone call. Anyway, Gauss rarely receives calls now.
Basically no one uses SMS, and now SMS is here to receive verification codes.
Haven’t you seen that among many phone bill packages, the SMS package has been cancelled? Instead, the traffic package has increased. This is entirely based on the needs of modern people.
This text message was probably sent from 10,086 by Gauss.
"What is the password for your mobile phone?" Xiao Xuanlan asked.
"Your birthday." Last night, Gauss changed his mobile phone password to Xiao Xuanlan's birthday. Gauss admired his wit last night.
"Hmph, big bad guy, I'll read it to you if I want me to read it." The password is really his birthday, and Xiao Xuanlan was still very happy, just as he knew that Xiao Xuanlan's mobile phone password was his birthday yesterday.
"Scam text messages? How do you know it's a scam text messages? Nian Nian." Gao Si likes to listen to Xiao Xuanlan's voice. Her voice is also very nice. She is washing dishes now, so she is still idle anyway.
"Ahem. Hello, Dear League of Legends players! Congratulations! You have become a lucky player on the fourth anniversary of League of Legends, won the second prize of this event, and will receive a prize of 38,000 yuan and an Apple laptop, as well as a game gift package for the fourth anniversary of League of Legends, including five permanent skins including the successor of the Dragon, Li Qing, etc. For details, please contact.... Behind is a string of numbers." Xiao Xuanlan cleared her throat and finished the text message she received.
"This is not a scam text message, what is it? How can a pie that has never fallen out naturally? It must be a scam text message." Xiao Xuanlan said it very surely.
"There are indeed many scammers now. Are they stupid or we stupid? How many people have sent such text messages? I will laugh to death when I hear these." Gauss also responded in the kitchen, saying that he had no such luck.
This is indeed a trick to scam text messages, using other people's greed and curiosity to scam. Gauss has also received some of them, such as:
"Congratulations, your number has been scored by Li Yong. Please log in to get it. Verification code 8888 for inquiries, and call back the xx number quickly."
"Your friend has a song for you to express his longing and blessings. Please call 8xxx to listen."
"Old friend, do you still remember me? This is a photo of our party, xxxx,--Zhang."
There are a variety of strange tricks, Gauss really doesn't know who would believe this.
Chapter completed!