One hundred and fifty-four chapters come looking for trouble
Hehe, if you are a matchmaker, it would be okay to be a matchmaker. But if you look like this, you probably won’t be a matchmaker, because in my impression, the matchmaker is clean and neat, with a small mouth and a smooth mouth. He is so good at saying that he can’t speak, and he can’t even have a door.
"By the way, right, who are you?" Xiao Wanting still pointed at the old man with a peach wood sword and asked him. "I am, I am..." The old man couldn't tell who he was at once. I thought to myself, I'll just snag him. This old man wouldn't be so confused that he even forgot who he was, right? That would be ridiculous. I can't control old man. After all, I'm just an Onmyoji, and it's okay to subdue demons and catch ghosts. I won't awaken his memory for the old man. To be honest, I don't have the patience either.
"I am, I am, do you still have to tell me personally? Oh, you don't even know me!" This old man was so funny. He said that he seemed to be the president of the United States. Everyone should know him. It seems that we don't know him. It's still a sin. He was embarrassed to say that he wanted us to recognize him at a glance, and who are you? Why do we know you?
I was angry and happy. I really wanted to jump over and give him two big-eared melon seeds to make him sober and not be so narcissistic. Seeing our expression of ignoring our answers, the old man was also embarrassed, "Oh, it seems that I am really out of date. None of you, like Onmyoji, know me, it's so sad and lamentable!"
This old man Zhihuzhe also said this, as if he was so awesome at the beginning. It seemed that the Onmyoji nearby had to know him, and they recognized him as soon as they met. By the way, who was he? Is it really like what he said himself that he was very brilliant at the beginning, and the Onmyoji nearby knew him?
I know that people should not behave like a person, and the sea water should not be weighed down, but even such an old man who can sway when walking, please forgive me. I really can't see what he is capable of. The old man sighed, "Oh, it seems that you really don't know me!" I thought to myself, you are so funny, are you still divided into real knowledge and fake knowledge? Today I really have increased my knowledge. Unexpectedly, when I was about to leave, such a strange old man appeared.
However, this also relieved me of the confusion I had when I first came. The hoarse coughing sound should have been made by this old man, but later he did not come out to attack me, but by the sealed little ghost.
Since they have solved the answer to the mystery in my heart, there is no need to stay here again. I waved to Xiao Wanting, which means, let's go, don't be stubborn with this old lunatic. Xiao Wanting instantly understood my eyes. She inserted the peach wood sword back behind her and flew onto the corpse ladder.
"Oh, I said, don't leave, I finally remember who I am."
"Oh," I gave him a blank look. To be honest, I was very curious at this time. Who is this old man? He is so nervous and can't stand it. Before leaving, I can know who he is. Anyway, it's just listening to the matter. It's a matter of being a rabbit, and it's a rainy day to beat a child.
"I am, I am the river god in this river!" "What, are you a river god?" I, who jumped onto the corpse ladder, almost fell off the corpse ladder. You are the river god. I think you are the leader of the Beggars' Sect.
I snorted coldly, "You are the only one who is the river god, let's play." It's not that I disrespect the old man, but I encountered too many accidents today. The pressure caused me to have a little irritable temper. After saying this, I planned to leave.
There is nothing to be nostalgic here, that is, there is no first lover or beauty, there is only an old man, who is still nervous and said that he is a river god. If you are willing to be a river god, what do you have to do with me? Besides, this official is not my conferred, so you don’t need to be responsible to me! "Hey, I said, stop me!" Seeing that we were leaving, the old man was actually anxious. What is he doing? Will he stop us from leaving? If you think so, then you will be dead.
I turned around and saw what the old guy was going to do. Unexpectedly, the old man actually took out something like a token from his arms. I only saw the token in the antique market, and what I saw was still real.
Hey, why did this old man take out a token? Xiao Wanting saw the words on the token at a glance. She read the three golden words "River God Order" on it. She chanted it softly. When she heard her pronunciation, I couldn't help but be stunned and stopped the steps to leave. Now I am very curious. As an Onmyoji, I know that the river god is in a place, which is a loud existence, second only to Grandpa Earth. The work of the river god is mainly to manage the river sections divided here, to ensure that nothing happens here, to protect the local weather and weather. Generally, the river god is full of red light, because the river god mainly controls water, so the fish, shrimps, jellyfish in the water will provide offerings to the river god during festivals, and even the people will worship him.
This was originally a fat man, Oh, why did this master become like this in the position of the River God? This is too cold, right? I am now full of sympathy for this River God. People are sympathetic to the poor and sympathetic to the weak, and I am no exception. "I said, what's wrong with you? Why are you so embarrassed?" I asked him straight to the point without any scheming.
"Oh, don't mention it, it's hard to say it, it's tears if you say too much!" I asked. This old man is quite fashionable and even knows the Internet language. "Let's talk about it in general, just talk about the main things, the details, trivial things, etc., don't talk about it." I saw him like this, and knew that he had a deep grudge, and was afraid that he would not stop until he said that he could not stop for three days and three nights, that would be bad.
He nodded and said yes. The old man told me that as a river god, he was very famous in this area. At that time, he was very busy and had a good time. He was very popular all day long. Because of his frequent social engagements, he met many local Onmyoji and became friends with them. But later, until he met someone, it was not the case, and his miserable days came.
That day, he was patrolling the river surface, and a large group of shrimp soldiers and shrimps followed behind him, which was very cool. They were like a fallen leaf floating on the river surface, but as they were floating, he suddenly saw a person. After seeing this person, his heart skipped a beat. He thought that this person must be here to find trouble.
The reason he thought so was because he felt a strong breath of death from this person. The man was wearing black clothes and his mask covered his face, and he couldn't see clearly what he looked like. When he said this, I understood. Needless to say, this man in black was Yin Liudao. No one else dressed like this except him. He looked like a father dead all day long. I felt that Yin Liudao was just a sickle. With a sickle, he was like a god of death.
When the River God saw him, he was stunned, but in front of the brothers, he still shouted loudly, "Ye, who is ahead, dares to block my way!" After all, on his own acre of three-point land, he was still confident at that moment.
"Are you tired of living, are you looking for death?" Finally he added a special sentence. "Hehehehehehe!" A cold laugh came from the mouth of the black man standing on the water, just like the sound of death, which made the shrimp soldiers and generals behind him tremble.
"Don't be afraid, if you have me, you must keep your feet steady first, don't worry, with me here, you're fine!" Feeling the fear in the heart of the shrimp soldiers and shrimp generals, he turned around to comfort them. The river god knew that they couldn't fight, but to be this river god, there must be someone who would be the river god, otherwise, what else would you do if a commander was playing a big deal.
After his comfort, the shrimp soldiers and crab generals finally got better, at least they stopped trembling. Seeing this, the man in black smiled, "Hehe, I'm just here to die. Living is so boring, so I came to you to play with you! Let you kill me!" After hearing the man in black, the river god fell into deep thought.
He thought to himself, since this guy dared to come to the door rashly, it was probably not easy to mess with. The old saying goes, "The person who comes is not good, and the good ones don't come." The river god doesn't want to make enemies. It's great to turn swords into jade and silk. You and I, everyone is good. So when he heard the black man say that he was here to die, he smiled and said, "Hahaha, brother, you are really good at joking. OK, you are humorous enough. Okay, we have something to do, so you can dodge it quickly, otherwise it will delay my patrol of the river."
The word "River God" is very tactful, but it is righteous. It means that I am not playing now, I am performing official duties. You block my way, what's the point? The purpose of his words is of course to make this black man go away quickly, so that he can go along with the rampant and take care of both sides' face. Why not do it?
I originally thought that after saying this, the black man would immediately flash aside, but unexpectedly, the black man was still like an iron tower, standing on the water surface, as if he was as motionless as a mountain. Now, the river god's face could not be held back. After all, he was a god all the way, but now he was blocked by someone and gave him the steps. He just couldn't get down, but now it was his turn to get down the steps!
Chapter completed!