{364} Stupid Immortal
Xuan Yinbai learned from her at first glance and said, "I don't mind if I don't pay anything, do I know?"
Luo Shanling raised his fist and punched Xuan Yindi in the chest, "Hate, don't imitate me.??????????????? w w?w??.?b ”
"I hate it, don't learn from me." Xuan Yinruo repeated like a parrot when he learned to speak.
Luo Shanling glanced at him again, "What are you doing for me? This is his subordinates. I don't want you to give them an illusion."
Xuan Yin snorted, "He is my place. If you don't want them to see me, then kiss me here. If I feel good, I will go wherever I come. Otherwise, I will not leave. Let them think I am him. See in advance how powerful he trains people in the combat. If he can create talents, I don't mind giving them guidance, but if they are all waste, hum, since they are waste, you should throw them into the garbage dump."
After hearing this, Luo Shanling couldn't help but vent his heart, "Even if his people are waste, it's not your turn to deal with them!"
After hearing this, Xuan Yin also soared again, "Do you have the final say? I will appear in front of his subordinates in a while, and I will let his subordinates die openly. What, what can you do? Can you beat me up?"
"I can't beat it."
"Then it's going to be broken..."
Before he finished speaking, Xuan Yindi's eyes turned black and shook his head. Xuan Yin's eyes were as if they were needle-punched and painful. In addition, there was a heavy shadow in Di Luoshan Ling in front of him. He couldn't help but frown and said, "What did you sprinkle into my eyes?"
Luo Shanling snorted coldly, "Lime powder."
Xuan Yin frowned again, "What is lime powder? Why is my poisonous beads that have no effect on him?"
Luo Shanling laughed and said, "Lime powder is not a poison, of course your poison avoidance bead has no effect on him."
Xuan Yin kept blinking his sour eyes and said, "What should I do? You dead woman will use a secret trick on me?"
Luo Shanling raised his foot and stepped on Xuan Yin and said, "Lime powder is the only one that is poisonous and escaped. Therefore, the surname Xuandi, you will bully me every time in the future. If I can't beat you, I will burn your eyes with lime powder and let you bully me with your cultivation level."
Xuan Yin blinked his sour eyes again, and then he grabbed Luo Shanling's collar with a flash. Then he leaned closer to her face and rubbed Luo Shanling's eyes with his eyes, "Tell me what to do, otherwise I will hurt you, and I will hurt you too. With you, don't say it hurts even if I die."
Luo Shanling was itchy when she rubbed her teeth. In addition, he was breathing heavily, Luo Shanling couldn't help but beg for mercy, "Okay, okay, I surrender, you can control the water and wash your eyes, it's okay. You, a three-year-old child, don't even know about life knowledge, you, the Daluo Tianxian. I really don't know how you are."
Xuan Yin's eyes were burned and sore, so he could just wash it with water after hearing it. What else can I say? Of course, when the water accused it, he rushed down. Luo Shanling was already very close to him, and now he has become a fire in the city gate that has caused unlucky fish to cause the pond.
As soon as the water rinsed, Xuan Yin's eyes were ready. Then, as soon as he accused the art of drying, Xuan Yin's clothes were dry, and Luo Shanling raised his hand and wiped his face later. While wiping his face, he scolded Xuan Yin with dissatisfaction, "You stupid pig's head, you can't wash your eyes with basin water. As for watering the head with so much water? Look at you, just let it drip yourself, but you'll make me all over. I've never seen a stupid immortal than you."
Xuan Yin looked at the arrogant figure that was showing her fire and arrogant behind him, and did not answer her words, but just looked her from top to bottom. Then, for some reason, the tent under Xuan Yin's crotch rose up again.
In order to cover up the embarrassment, Xuan Yin turned around, then pointed to Binghan's trick and put away the tent again.
This matter was just a matter of land in a few breaths. So when Luo Shanling slammed the water on his head, he then turned to dry the clothes on his body and saw Xuan Yin looking at her for the first time without any intention. This made Luo Shanling change his usual lustful appearance a lot, and then said, "Okay, turn around, it's just your lustful nature. One day I'm not so lustful, I even doubt it's your Xuan Yin!"
Although his tone was still so straight, Xuan Yin clearly felt that Luo Shanling didn't seem to hate him so much. Why? Xuan Yin didn't understand, but he also felt that he couldn't ask Luo Shanling about this. He had to find a woman to ask?
Xuan Yin turned around with a cold face and said, "There is no basin here, and you don't let me go out to see people. You can only do this. As for watering you all, you can't blame me. Who told you not to even put a washbasin here?"
Luo Shanling was so angry that he pinched his waist and said, "Well, Xuan Yin, are you unreasonable? I was so embarrassed by what you mean, or am I wrong?"
"Of course it was your fault. Who asked you to sprinkle lime powder into my eyes? Otherwise, how could I use the water control technique?" Xuan Yin said for granted.
Luo Shanling thought it seemed that it was very reasonable, but, but that's not what it said!
So Luo Shanling raised his hand and pointed Xuan Yin for a long time and was speechless. After a while, Luo Shanling came back and said, "You are the one who angered me with words first. Otherwise, why would I sprinkle your lime powder? So I'll blame you."
Xuan Yin gave Luo Shanling a villain and a woman with a difficult-to-raise expression and said, "Okay, okay, if you say you blame me, just blame me."
After that, I seemed to be not interested in tangling with Luo Shanling on this question, and then after accusing the physical technique, he pulled down the pile of elm seeds on the ground and floated in the void and said, "You haven't answered me yet. What do you want to do for this green elm seed? I've been wondering for a long time. Well, did you make something delicious? Can you, um, you know?"
Luo Shanling looked at the pile of elm seeds and couldn't help but glared, "Did you see it again when I went back last night?"
Xuan Yin nodded, "I saw it, but you, a careless woman, ignore me. It's really hurting my heart."
Luo Shanling couldn't help laughing at Xuan Yin's lost and sad look, "Do you, a big radish, know what sadness is? It's so funny."
"Hey, do you want a woman with no conscience to carry any pot? I am a human being, a living person. Why don't I know what sadness is? You woman is not capable of anything else, but it's better to make me angry than anyone else." Xuan Yin couldn't help but look up.
Luo Shanling looked at Xuan Yin's dark face and coughed lightly, "Okay, okay, Da Niang said last night that she wanted to eat elm seed cakes. I thought where the elm seeds came from this season. What's more, the elm trees in the Tianling Demon Realm all have that black demonic energy. Then I remembered that there was a very thick and thick elm tree by the lake of the Demon Lake. Then I went back and got some back to make some elm seed cakes for her. I told you clearly this time!"
Xuan Yin heard Meifeng and asked, "Then you didn't think about leaving some for me and letting me taste it. I seemed to hear that boy had eaten it just now, um. Did you leave it for me?"
Luo Shanling smiled at Xuan Yin and said, "I thought you didn't care about that thing, after all, they were all simple and crude food."
Then Luo Shanling saw that Xuan Yin had signs of fire and said, "If you want to eat it, I will make it for you again, and the land for you is definitely different from theirs, and it is more delicious than them. I will make elm seed cakes for them, and will I make elm seed shrimp dumplings for you?"
After hearing this, Xuan Yin snorted coldly. "It should be better than theirs."
Luo Shanling nodded, "I will definitely let you eat the ground and keep the fragrance. In the future, as long as you eat dumplings, you will only eat elm seed land."
Luo Shanling was just a joke, but he couldn't think that Xuan Yin wouldn't eat dumplings later, and only elm seed fillings were eaten.
Next, Luo Shanling and Xuan Yin ran back to the Lake of Delusion with Xuan Yin, then pulled some elm seeds back, and then Luo Shanling became the hard-working cook again. However, Xuan Yin saw that Luo Shanling was busy with this and that, and did not know whether it was his conscience or his heart could not bear it. For the first time, he actually said that he would help Luo Shanling roll dumpling slices.
Although rolling dumpling slices is small, no one has ever taken the initiative to help her. Even Yao Muzhao is a guy who only knows how to enjoy the land with peace of mind. Therefore, Xuan Yin's initiative request to help her made Luo Shanling's impression of Xuan Yin improve again.
However, thinking about the gentleman's statement from the kitchen, Luo Shanling refused Xuan Yin's proposal after being moved a little bit, saying that she could just roll out a piece of dumpling, and she would be satisfied. Xuan Yin would only look at her from the side, not make her angry, and not make trouble with her. Otherwise, Xuan Yin would have nothing to do, why would she think about whether to improve the Tongtianhai position map.
After hearing this, Xuan Yin said that it was not something that could be done in a short while, so why was it in a hurry? After accusing the water technique, he washed his hands, but this time Xuan Yin had a memory. In order not to ruin Luo Shanling's filling for a long time, Xuan Yin turned around and washed his hands. After that, he grabbed the small rolling pin from Luo Shanling's hand, and then asked Luo Shanling how to roll it?
Luo Shanling saw that Xuan Yin was really going to do something, so he smashed it and said, "You really roll it out. Aren't you men talking about a gentleman far away from the kitchen? Don't you think doing such a thing will lose your elegant demeanor."
As he said that, he pointed at Xuan Yin with his hand and said, "You are the elegant fairy in the painting. But let's not talk about your rolling noodles for now, just say that you hold your small rolling pin in your hand. No matter how beautiful you look, you are a chef, but you are just a chef. It's just that you can see a chef who makes you drool. Then, the people who eat will be full just by looking at you. As for the quality of your cooking, it's already a very important matter. However, the silver flowing into your pocket is pouring in like water. This is called the Xishi effect."
After hearing this, Xuan Yin raised his eyebrows, raised his hand and knocked on Luo Shanling's forehead, "Go to your Xishi effect, I only know that I am very hungry now. Well, is that he always a guy who only knows how to enjoy it. He will never help you with these trivial matters?"
Luo Shanling couldn't help but stare and said, "How do you know?"
Xuan Yin said with a profound expression, "I told you that he is me, and I am him, so you don't believe it. I hate his stubbornness in this and that stubbornness. Look, you should come to Xiaotian to meet me earlier, and then that guy will be fine. Really, you see, we are really a match together. You are like that wooden man, not only practicing but also practicing, is it fun to be with me? Even if he quarrels, he doesn't have to say a word to you, and he will only suppress you with you in a simple and rough way."
Luo Shanling couldn't help but hold Xuan Yin's hand and said, "You are really my soulmate. How come you know so clearly?"
Xuan Yin raised his eyebrows proudly, "Because he is me, I am him, you fool is so stupid."
Luo Shanling slammed the mouth and said, "Okay, but I don't understand that you two are no longer an individual, but two individuals. How can two people with independent thinking and independent thinking say that they are still the same person?"
Xuan Yin raised the small rolling pin in his hand, which scared Luo Shanling to mistakenly think that he was going to knock on her forehead again, and jumped backwards in a conditioned reflex. Then Xuan Yin smiled when she was bitten by a snake for ten years and was afraid of the unprosperousness of the well rope. "Are you afraid of him so much? I just want you to tell me how to roll the dough? If you only talk as you say and only make dumplings, even if the filling is not fresh tomorrow morning, I will not be able to eat it."
Luo Shanling put the dumplings that had just been pinched on the rows and pouted and retorted, "I'm not afraid of him, I'm obviously afraid of you, okay?"
Xuan Yin smiled brighter than Chunhua and said, "I just like you to be afraid of me like this."
Originally, Luo Shanling looked up to tell Xuan Yin how to roll the ground, but when he looked up, he saw Xuan Yin's bright smile. In my impression, Yao Muzhao had such a bright smile, but it was a bit long, so that Luo Shanling could not clearly capture the smile belonging to Yao Muzhao. This feeling was bad for Luo Shanling, so the more he could not grasp the things in his hands, the more he wanted to hold them tightly in his heart.
How can I hold it in my hand and heart? I can only imagine his smile through Xuan Yin's bright smile, and then it seems that Luo Shanling is lost in Xuan Yin's bright smile.
Then Xuan Yin mistakenly thought Luo Shanling liked him to smile, and then raised his small rolling pin and knocked on Luo Shanling's forehead with a happier mood, "I know that your second master is the best smile, so don't make your second master angry in the future. If the second master is hungry, don't look at the second master with a confused look. When you feed the second master and drink it, your second master will be able to observe 360 degrees without any blind spots."
Luo Shanling heard Xuan Yin's words without knowing what shame was, and couldn't help but spat on the ground, "Bah, Xuan Yin, you shouldn't speak with your stinky mouth."
After that, he avoided the small rolling pin in Xuan Yin's hand and said fiercely, "Look, do you see it when you roll it like this, roll it like this?"
Chapter completed!