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Chapter 8 The ass is smoking

"Grandma, there's food tonight, can we start dinner early, right?"

"Hehe...wait, grandma is cooking now...uh!"

Mrs. Jia suddenly stopped before she could finish her words.

My whole face suddenly became stiff.

Then he frowned and squatted down, covering his stomach and trembling.

"Hey! Hey, awesome, hurry up, help grandma to the bathroom, hurry up!"

Her face changed drastically, and she felt a force in her stomach that was moving down quickly, and she was about to break through the barrier!

"Grandma! I also want to go to the bathroom, and my stomach is a little uncomfortable..."

Bang!

After all, the child is more energetic, and the tits are ahead of grandma...

A yellow mist sprayed out from the groove of the buttocks, even if it was under the cotton trousers, it could not be stopped.

"Hey, grandson, what's wrong with you? Vomit..."

As soon as Mrs. Jia opened her mouth, she sucked in the air and almost vomited it out.

It doesn't matter if this is absent, the rear suddenly falls.

Bang!

Bang! Bang!

The older people burst out even more powerfully. Balls of spiral yellow mist kept spraying out, like leaking balloons. The key was that they had a blasting sound, and the grandparents and grandchildren were "similar to each other" in the house...

"Puff! What's going on? Mom, mom, what are you bringing home? Why is it so smelly! Vomit..."

Jia Dongxu was dreaming of eating roast chicken, but somehow, the roast chicken became a piece of shit when it was eaten into his mouth, and it was stinking.

After I woke up by the nausea, I realized that the smell at home was even more disgusting than in my dreams!

"Dongxu, Dongxu, it's broken, it's completely broken, woo woo woo woo..."

Bang!

Bang! Bang!

Jia Po Zi's voice was filled with crying voices, but the frequency at the rear of the mouth became even more intense.

"Mom! You said, what's wrong?"

Jia Dongxu covered his head with a quilt and asked in a frustration.

"Dad! My grandma and I were smoking and vomiting..."

Bang!

Bang! Bang!

The braised meat was not careful, and the braised pork I ate was spit out before I could digest it.

The Jia family was completely in a mess, and the yellow mist filled the entire house like steamed steam from steaming buns.

Not only smelly, but also eye-catching...

Jia Po Zi and Bang Teng’s grandparents and grandsons all lay on the ground and crawled towards the door with difficulty, trying to open the door for ventilation, but they didn’t have any strength at all. After struggling for a long time, they couldn’t touch the door...

Yao Weiguo was about to walk to Siheyuan.

Qin Huairu chased after him.

"Weiguo, wait."

She took two steps and came to Yao Weiguo near, "I think you shouldn't have a quarrel with the people in the design department in the morning. You offended an old man. You can't do this!"

"Are you teaching me how to do things?"

Yao Weiguo smiled faintly and asked calmly.

“…”

Qin Huairu was stunned, subconsciously gathered her hair, and a feeling of grief appeared in her eyes.

"Weiguo, I know you still have any objections to me now, but you have seen it. Am I also being punished now? I don't ask you to forgive me. I just hope you can still treat me as a friend and be content."

"Hey, now, I hope to rely on me as a woman in my family for big and small things. I don't know how to live the future..."

Qin Huairu showed a pitiful look, lowered her head slightly, and tears flashed in her charming eyes.

"Qin Huairu, you can't tell me these words."

Yao Weiguo glanced at her, "You have to figure out that there is no relationship between us anymore, and now there is no need to be friends."

Yao Weiguo's tone was plain and his face was calm as usual.

"Weiguo, do you have the heart to see that I am so miserable now? I don't know what to eat at home tonight, so the knot noodles have already come to an end..."

Qin Huairu's tears flowed out, and her big eyes stared at Yao Weiguo.

Well, this is about to prepare for blood sucking.

Unfortunately, I am not stupid. Your trick is useless to me!

"There are too many people who can't eat. It's useless for you to look for me. If you want to find it, you will go to the street office, right?"

After Yao Weiguo finished speaking, he was too lazy to continue chatting with her and took the lead in Siheyuan.

When he walked to the middle courtyard, he couldn't help but frown.

I'll go, what does it taste like?

Where did it come out?

Soon, he found the source, Jia family!

At this moment, a sound rang out in my mind.

【Unsible peanuts have been eaten by people, the time for the item: two hours!】

Um?

Yao Weiguo immediately understood everything and showed a strange smile on his face.

OK, it's awesome, I dare to go to my house to steal things.

I believe that the instigation of Mrs. Jia is indispensable, and this is called self-rewarding and deserves it!

He finally understood the effects of unblocking peanuts.

This is a kind of trick prop that is rewarded by the system.

After taking it, I will continue to deflate. The effect of the medicine is quite long-lasting, and the quality is not enough.

Looking at the faint yellow smoke slowly floating out of the crack in the Jia family's door, Yao Weiguo felt both amused and a little grateful.

I originally planned to drink peanuts at night and drink a few cups of peanuts, but I didn't expect that the peanuts... were not serious.

"Good tit! Mom! What are you doing at home? Cough, vomit..."

Qin Huairu came back and pushed open the door suddenly.

As a result, he was immediately covered by smoke, and his other hand kept slapping the yellow mist that floated out.

At this time, the figures could no longer be seen in the room and there was no movement.

Qin Huairu was completely frightened and shouted loudly, "Come on, something happened to my family. Weiguo, come and help me!"

She finished shouting to Yao Weiguo anxiously, and then gritted her teeth and rushed into the room.

Yao Weiguo would not follow him and stood coldly in the distance and watched the situation of the Jia family.

Soon Qin Huairu's exclamation came from the house, "Bang Me, what's wrong with you? Mom, are you okay?"

With her shouts, everyone in the courtyard gathered.

But when I smelled that disgusting smell, I covered my nose and no one was willing to step forward.

"What are you doing when you are standing there? The neighbors in the street, O, just watch it? Is it appropriate?"

Shizhu is back.

Seeing this, while muttering the people around, he pulled off a thin piece of clothes from the clothesline, soaked it in water, wrapped it around his face, and rushed in.

"Hey, what's the Jia family doing? Is this smell? Jia Dongxu is probably pulling the kang?"

As soon as Xu Damao arrived at the intermediate court, he frowned and kept slapping the air with his hands.

"No, just pull it, why are there smoke coming? It's still full of color, it's so awesome!"

"Okay, stop talking sarcastic. The young people in the yard will come with me to check the situation!"

Yi Zhonghai, who had just arrived home from get off work, followed Sha Ren, and also wrapped a piece of water-soaked clothes on his head, and asked the neighbors to follow him into the house.

Others followed suit, and for a moment, so many people rushed into the house, which dispelled a lot of yellow fog and could vaguely see the scene inside.

I saw Jia Po Zi and the knot curled up on the ground, and smoke was lingering on the cotton pants in the buttocks, and their bodies were twitching.

The scene is extremely weird.
Chapter completed!
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