Chapter 40 Live like a grandson for decades, become a grandfather and then die
"That's right." Zhang Haoyuan nodded: "If there is no one to accompany you for four years in college, how can you survive?!"
"You just came here and don't understand the situation. I'll introduce it to you..." Lin Hongyang hugged Si Hongchu's shoulder and said mysteriously: "There is a poem that specifically describes the various departments of our school - the beautiful women in art, the Chinese economy, the Chinese gangsters in sports, the streets; the gardening flowers, agriculture, forestry, grass, mechanical monks running all over the streets; the handsome Chinese guys in chemical engineering, the whole department of medicine is rogue; the foreign language food, the international students' beds, and the girls in mathematics are scared to death."
Zhang Haoyuan echoed: "This poem is suitable for every university."
"This poem shows that boys who study economics are very rich, while boys who study Chinese are all very handsome." Lin Hongyang said incessantly: "Bos from these two departments are usually preferred by girls, and we have plenty of opportunities."
When boys get together, the most talked about topics are girls, especially these freshmen.
When they were in high school, they yearned for college because their university life was more relaxed, especially when they could fall in love openly, without having to carry teachers and parents like in junior high school.
However, not long after I registered at school, most freshmen have not had the chance to fall in love. Some freshmen have boyfriends and girlfriends, and most of them inherit from high school.
These boys were actually encouraging Si Hongchu to encourage him to find a girlfriend as soon as possible.
When we talked, time passed quickly, and it was ten o'clock in the evening, which was also the best time for bar business.
Many single girls visit here, including beauties.
A group of boys stared at him and almost put their eyes on their chests and buttocks.
A boy named Chen Shenghua swallowed and said foolishly: "The opportunity is here, brothers, do you have the courage to go up and chat with him?"
"Before picking up a chat, touching the silver in your pocket!" Zhang Yilei said, shaking his head: "This kind of thing is the patent of tall, handsome and rich, so we losers should be honest!"
Lin Hongyang couldn't listen: "You have always regarded yourself as a loser in your life?"
"The creed in my life is to live like a grandson for decades, and die as grandpa." After curling his lips, Zhang Yilei said again: "At least now, I can't do anything except masturbate!"
Lin Hongyang snorted: "No prospect!"
"It's not that I'm a boring future, but that my father has no boring future. I have to fight for my father in everything these days." Zhang Yilei sighed and said melancholy: "If you have a child like Sun Zhongmou, you should look for Jin all day long when you look for a father. If you don't have such a father, you have to be reincarnated in the next life..."
"Reincarnation is a technical job." Si Hongchu smiled and patted Zhang Yilei on the shoulder: "You might as well live an optimistic life."
"What optimist?"
"You are like a kettle, and the chrysanthemums are burning red, and you are still in the mood to whistle!" Si Hongchu's words won the approval of a group of boys, and everyone nodded and said yes.
However, Zhang Yilei was right. Those beauties who came to the bar alone soon stood beside him.
These boys have something in common. Most of them wear brand-name clothes. Although they are not necessarily handsome, their aura is very strong in every move.
"What am I saying..." Zhang Yilei was a pessimist and shook his head again: "No, I'm stimulated. I can only cure it if I go back to watch "News Broadcast"..."
Si Hongchu shook his head: "Children living in fairy tales will definitely die in fairy tales."
"What should I do?"
"Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten. Change can change, accept what cannot be changed." As he said that, Si Hongchu stood up and sorted out his clothes: "Who said that the loser can't pick up girls anymore? Look at me!"
The boys immediately widened their eyes: "Okay!"
In everyone's eyes, Si Hongchu is still a sharp-edged brother on campus, but for his performance at the art festival, Si Hongchu was awarded the title of another "Prince of Music".
Since high school, these boys have often gone to various entertainment venues, including bars.
It is said that the bar is a place full of sexual encounters, but people have never experienced it personally. The various ambiguities about such places are more like urban legends.
Now that I can see how the prince picks up girls, I may really learn something.
Perhaps Si Hongchu would be recognized and take the initiative to throw a girl into her arms.
But everyone forgot that it is not only Jinghua University who enters and leaves this bar, but also teachers and students from several nearby universities and high schools.
Si Hongchu closed his hair and looked at the mirror behind the bar. He felt that he was pretty good, with a gentle and elegant temperament.
Although the jeans are a bit torn and the shoes are too old, they are naturally generous with poetry and literature. Si Hongchu feels that with his own poetry and literature, he can be a little proud.
Si Hongchu soon began to look for targets, and sometimes a few girls with slightly powder on their faces walked by, wearing black short skirts and white sailor suits.
They either have long shawls or small braids, and carry bags with cartoon patterns in their hands.
This type of girl has one thing in common, her skin is white and her feet are red and she wears sneakers and white cotton socks, and she is indescribably youthful.
However, Si Hongchu was not interested because they were all high school students. Since they were already in college, they would prefer royal women or mature women.
"Beauty..." Si Hongchu finally chose the target, came to a girl, and asked very seriously: "You are from Jinghua University, are you?"
The girl looked at Si Hongchu coldly: "Yes."
"I'm really destined to be, I'm also awesome." Si Hongchu asked hurriedly: "Who are you? Which major is your major?"
"Brother, don't you think this way of picking up is outdated?" The girl rolled her eyes at Si Hongchu, ignored her, turned her head and left.
Si Hongchu originally wanted to tell the other party that he was the music prince who was very popular at the Art Festival today, but before he could say it, he was already left there.
"I don't know how to chat with you. This is what I see from online novels..." Si Hongchu was mourning for a while, stared at the girl's twisting butt for a while before returning to the other boys.
The other boys were already laughing, and often clapped their hands a few times, looking at Si Hongchu like a Martian.
Originally, they were full of confidence in Si Hongchu and felt that as long as a girl recognizes Si Hongchu, her body will definitely shake and her chrysanthemums will tighten.
After all, Si Hongchu accepted the respect of more than 10,000 teachers and students on the stage today, what a glory it was.
Unexpectedly, the girl's delicate body did not respond. Instead, Si Hongchu's own body was shocked and kicked thousands of miles away by a word.
"I said......" Lin Hongyang handed over a bottle of Corona and said with a smile: "You are too old-fashioned in picking up girls, I thought you could have some new tricks!"
"The future is long, so don't rush for a moment." Si Hongchu said in a dilemma: "Look at how hard I work in the future."
"Well said!" Lin Hongyang raised the cup in his hand high and shouted: "In the next four years, let us work together, love our country, love our family and our junior sister!"
As soon as the words were finished, the girls over there shouted in unison: "Fire, theft and senior brother!"
I had a great time to have fun tonight, which made Si Hongchu understand some of the university life.
Speaking of which, universities and prisons have one thing in common. They originally stole a wallet and learned everything when they went out, and none of them learned from textbooks.
After drinking for a night, the white ones and beer ones couldn't drink, so everyone changed to red wine.
Zhang Yilei drank the most, raised his cup with one hand, and was about to say something to Si Hongchu, but suddenly he opened his mouth and spit out "Wow".
After a moment of stammering, Zhang Yilei cried with his head in his arms, feeling so heartbroken.
Si Hongchu was helpless: "What's wrong with you?"
Zhang Yilei looked up at Si Hongchu and cried, "Fuck, I vomited blood, I must have a terminal illness..."
"You're really drunk too much." Lin Hongyang wiped his mouth and helped Zhang Yilei up: "Forget it, let's get here today, everyone go back to bed..."
It was said that it was "returning to bed", and the dormitory was closed long ago, so everyone could only find a place to sleep.
As soon as Si Hongchu walked out of the bar, he found a few girls gathered on the street, studying something mysteriously.
Boys will study girls when they are together, and girls will also study boys when they are together.
The girls around Lan Xuan were all very simple. Tonight, they talked about some taboo topics through alcohol, and finally talked about condoms.
No one has seen what the real thing looks like, and there is no computer around you to use on Baidu, so he decided to go to a roadside vending machine to buy one.
Humans are such animals. If you have many opportunities to figure out things, you will definitely not care about them at all. But when you don’t have the chance and there is no need to figure it out, you will try to study the truth.
I found several units in a row, and they were all rusty. I don’t know if it’s easy to use.
A girl named Cai Xinyue kept muttering: "Forget it, let's go back. I don't know if there is anything inside. It's not worth wasting a dollar..."
"Since you've all come out, let's give it a try." Another girl named Duan Yanglan was quite brave and threw a coin inside. The machine rang out, and finally spit out a small plastic bag.
Lan Xuan kept blushing and was embarrassed to participate directly.
She originally wanted to turn around and leave, but she was a little curious and wanted to see this thing.
Duan Yanglan tore open the plastic bag, took out the condom from the inside, stretched it and studied it carefully: "So it's like this..."
"This..." Lan Xuanning was stunned for a moment: "Why are you so small!"
Duan Yanglan was puzzled: "Then how old do you think it should be?"
Lan Xuan said silly: "Don't you cover up the whole person?"
All the girls were thundered. It turned out that Lan Xuan thought the condom was used like this. Tian Yun carefully said: "The one you said... is a disposable raincoat."
Just then Si Hongchu came over at this time and was stunned when he saw a group of girls holding condoms in their hands.
Duan Yanglan is an eugenic student and speaks fiercely. When she saw Si Hongchu, she asked directly: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen this thing?"
Chapter completed!