Bang!

After a loud bang, Lu Dongzan still didn't drink the eighth cup of wine into his mouth. In the eyes of everyone, he stood on the table and fell asleep.

The deputy envoy who was embarrassed and followed Lu Dongzan's face turned pale, and he didn't know what to say.

God would rather drink it to death than be scared to death. How could I not know that this guy had such a bad wine before? Even I made it up. This is because the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty was easy to talk to, otherwise I would not know how much trouble it would cause.

In addition, I have to say, what exactly is Du He doing? What is in his mind? Others recite poems and essays and essays and are all romantic. Why do they fight and kill when they come to him?

Either kill Loulan or destroy Loulan. Loulan has provoked you. People have been destroyed for hundreds of years. I really think no one can hear your insinuated intention to annex the Western Regions.

When the Tubo deputy envoy thought this way, the missions from the Western Regions were not very good-looking.

As for Li Shimin..., it's quite embarrassing.

You said that the mission is still here, and you are clamoring to destroy others. This is not good. Although we do have this meaning, can we be more implicit? They are all cultural people who have read books as old as Yuchi Jingde. How come they are like the martial artists of Yuchi Jingde?

I took a look at the martial arts madmen under my command. Well, I can’t see them anymore, and basically all of them are drunk.

Not even just a madman, but the civil servants were not much better. They shouted that why should I live in Yumen Pass, and while they were excited, they poured their liquor into their mouths without any money.

I was worried that Du He would lose and be embarrassed, but now I am afraid of what I am afraid of. In just one moment from the beginning to the present, eighteen magnificent poems that are the most outstanding in the contemporary world have emerged. Not only is it the last one, but it is definitely unprecedented.

All scholars of the Tang Dynasty should remember that today, Du He shocked the ugly people of the Western Regions with two,918 frontier poems, and defeated the great ministers of Tubo, forcing him to pretend to be crazy by drinking wine? From then on, he dared not speak of poetry.

At the same time, all the Tang people? I should congratulate you!

Not to mention that Lu Dongzan was really drunk, all the old foxes were present? Not blind? Can’t you tell if you are really drunk?

Li Er's banquet was held, but Bin Huan didn't know whether it was fun or not? But the host was really happy, and they were drunk one by one? This one wanted to kill Loulan? The other was going to destroy Liaodong, which made Li Shimin laugh and cry.

...

That night, Liangyi Hall.

Looking at the eighteen characters almost hanging on the wall, Empress Changsun was surprised by it? While rubbing Li Shimin's leaping temples? She asked, "Erlang, are these poems really written by Du He within a moment?"

"I will still lie to you." Li Shimin rested his head on Queen Changsun's legs, with a confused smile of excessive drinking on his face: "Guanyin maid, you don't know, the scene at that time... hahaha...? Especially when Du He chanted and was about to kill Loulan? I saw with my own eyes that all the Western Regions were astonished with their faces? It's so satisfying!

Oh by the way? Guanyin Bi? I have to remind you? You are afraid that you can't teach Du He, a student, and the news in the palace will soon spread. That kid will probably become a representative figure of the scholars in the world. Haha..., you, it's too late!"

Empress Changsun paused with a delicate hand and said angrily: "What Erlang said is, after all, I am still a mother in the world, why can't I teach him a role model as a literati?"

"Uh..., yes, yes, it's me that I've been saying it, it's me that I've been saying it." Li Shimin let out a cheerful laugh, suddenly turned his face, and turned over and sat up: "Guanyin maid, do you know, I'm very happy today, it seems to be back to the days of fighting on the battlefield. Du He's son is deeply loved by me. You... don't let him abolish him."

"Your Majesty..." Empress Changsun sighed softly when she saw Li Shimin say this, shook her head and said, "Your Majesty misunderstood. I said I wanted to teach Du He, just to give him an identity. Even if he really causes any disaster in the future, he can do things cheaply."

Hey?!

After hearing Empress Changsun say this, Li Shimin suddenly realized.

That kid Du He is not a stable man. With the identity of a queen disciple, even if he causes trouble, he still has room for maneuver. It is amazing that he is practicing the law and let the queen call him over and scold him casually.

But if you don’t have this identity, you will have to give up your old face to protect him. If it is spread, it will inevitably make people say that the emperor is unfair to deal with things.

After understanding the key points, Li Shimin couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Guanyin maid, I didn't expect you to think so long, and I even misunderstood you before..."

Empress Changsun reached out to block Li Shimin's mouth and interrupted him, "Don't say anything Erlang, you, I, husband and wife are one, and it is natural for me to think about you, so why should I apologize? Besides, Erlang is the emperor, how can he apologize to a woman? He has no one to lose his identity."

Li Shimin smiled bitterly again. Empress Changsun was wise and knew how to advance and retreat. She had managed the harem in an orderly manner for so many years and had never let herself worry about anything. If she got a wife like this, what else could her husband ask for?

Looking at my wife's beautiful face, although she was over thirty years old, she was still like a beautiful woman in the 28th...

"It's night... Let's sleep!"

...

"Oh, oh, oh..."

The sound of Changsun Chong almost made Du He think that he was here by the old man Benshan. He looked at Li Chengqian who was walking with him helplessly and complained: "What's wrong with this guy? Did you hold his tail when you got out of the car and closed the door?"

"Get out of here, you have a long tail!" Changsun Chong stopped arguing, gritted his teeth and stared at him, and turned around him twice: "I really didn't see it before, Du Erlang, do you do it, a sentence, why should you go to Yumen Pass? It scared the delegations of the Western Regions to run away with their heads and Tubo took off his wine and pretended to be impatient. It really gave us Chang'an playboys."

Li Chengqian also nodded from the side: "I didn't expect that Erlang, you are actually determined to expand your territory. No wonder you would refuse if you wanted to transfer you as the left guard before."

Barjibaji....

Du He blinked silently, his eyes swept back and forth on the two of them: "What do you two mean? Why do I feel that you are so sarcastic today?"

"Okay, everyone is brother, it's boring to pretend." Changsun Chong put his arms around Du He's shoulder, looking like a gay friend: "Who doesn't know that Du He and Du Erlang have millions of soldiers in his chest, and express his feelings in front of His Majesty, and he doesn't teach Hu horses to cross Yinshan, and he's killing Loulan. Do you really think others are fools?"

Du He was fascinated at that time.

"No, what do you mean? If you want to talk about the incident that day, I was just bragging and beating the fire. It was purely because I didn't like that Tubo, and deliberately poured him wine and drank it. There was no other meaning."

Li Chengqian stepped forward and patted Du He on the shoulder, and looked at him meaningfully: "Erlang, there is no need to explain. You understand your mind. Gu has figured it out now. Staying in my Zuo Gu will only limit your development. You should go to a broader stage to play your role."

I don’t, I’m not, you wronged me!

Du He was almost crying.

I am staying well at home. The ghost is thinking about going to the border, but the fool wants to go to a broken place full of sand in the Western Regions.

Isn’t the girl in Chang'an City beautiful?

Isn’t the food in Chang'an City fragrant?

What to do in the Western Regions and the Mobei?

"Chengqian, rush forward, listen to me, this is not what you think." Du He said sadly: "Don't say that I don't have the intention of joining the army now. Even if there is, who do you think that those old guys can stand my personality, and who dares to put the soldiers in my hands."

Du He said heartily, and glared at the innocent big eyes, trying to look at the two of them with the purest gaze.

"Well, you don't need to explain, I understand, really."

"That's great, I know that you know me best when you rush forward."

"Of course I know you, and I know that you don't want to be inferior to others. This is normal. All the people know that they would rather be a chicken head than a phoenix tail. But... I understand, but our Tang Dynasty only has a few troops that can be fought, and the Sixteen Guards are already top-notch. Where else can you go if you don't go to the Sixteen Guards? You won't go to the border army, right?"

Du He:...

I'm going to your uncle, I can't understand what I said today, right?

When did I say that I would rather make a chicken head than a phoenix tail?

When did I say I was going to the border army?

What are you listening to me?
Chapter completed!