Chapter 525 Two guys sleep

"Bang!" Before Xiaoyao was over proud, Lin Fan slapped him and almost smashed him to the ground. "Damn, Yaoyao, don't laugh so well, okay? If we misunderstand that you are really a beastly person, then I'm going to take safe isolation measures to prevent you from being a beastly person. If you suddenly have one, well, I'm going to be miserable!"

"Damn!" For Lin Fan's shamelessness, Xiaoyao could only use his middle finger to express his lofty respect./www,qΒ5.coМ/

The two wolves were like two shameless cats, heading towards Lin Fan's dormitory cats. Even though this place was already considered its own territory, the two guys who were used to walking at night were still inevitably thieves.

The next morning, outside Lin Fan’s dormitory, “Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang!” A violent knock on the door explained to Lin Fan in his sleep. The people outside the door were very annoyed. No one knocked on the door quietly for half an hour, and the people inside ignored you, and you would be furious.

The two guys were woken up and came back to bed at around 2 a.m., which made the animals who were seriously lacking sleep very angry. The red eyes, the heads like chicken coops, and a few traces of saliva flowing from the corners of their mouths. The overall image of the whole person looked like a devil who devoured people.

"I'm going to kill him!" Xiaoyao, who had never been awakened like this, suddenly burst into tears. No matter how bad you are, Qingliu University, you can cut it all the time, and your fists are clattering loudly.

Lin Fan glanced at Xiaoyao sleepyly, "Oh, then you go! Remember to clear the crime scene!" As he said that, his eyes closed. Such a small matter, I will solve it alone, so I will sleep as I will.

"Damn! I care about you!" He didn't even have the strength to despise Lin Fan, so he snatched the quilt covered by Lin Fan and covered himself.

But the annoying knocking sound of the door was constantly knocking, making the sleepy two guys rush! "I'll give you a ball bear, knock on the fur door!" Bang! Lin Fan thrust a carp and ran towards the door quickly, just as the nth knock sounded.

"Swish!" The door was suddenly opened, and Lin Fan's unhappy head was poked out, with a ferocious face and saliva almost flowing out. He was covered in red and bloody spots on his body. He knew it was blood at a glance, but it scared the man so much that the boss jumped.

He copied the collar of the guy in front of him, "What are you doing?" He shouted in anger! His saliva sprayed on his face.

But I was so scared that I almost cried. Why am I so unlucky! I stuttered: "Class Lin Fan, the principal asked me to tell you that since I am back, I will take the final exam in the morning on time..."

"Take a hair test! My holiday is not here yet? Get out..." Lin Fan threw this ignorant guy out and stroked his forehead. "Damn, people say that sleep is insufficient and wrinkles are prone to their faces!" He stroked the saliva on the corner of his mouth coquettishly, and gently tidied the weed-like hair.

"Haha!" The classmate almost vomited the overnight dinner, "Bang!" He watched Lin Fan shut the door hard again, completely speechless! It was said that Lin Fan in Class 7 was particularly awesome, and this was not wrong at all! Today I was very impressed! He walked to the principal's office in a very depressed manner. As a top student at Qingliu University, he had already thought of a lot of drafts and was ready to tell the principal of Lin Fan's behavior, and then promoted his sloppy image to the whole school, asking you to push me, let you yell at me, damn~~ Back on the warm big bed, Lin Fan dreamed of his wife, doing the primitive exercise, and pressing forward one by one...

"Damn! Get out!" Xiaoyao, who was awakened for no reason, kicked Lin Fan out of the bed with a pig's feet. Fortunately, he didn't take off his clothes when he was sleeping, otherwise the consequences would be serious. Thinking about it, I was sweating profusely.

"What are you doing?" Lin Fan was very angry, damn, sleeping in my bed, and actually kicked me out of the bed. If he cut his brother off today, I'm so sorry, the butt that had just been kissed by the earth.

"What a fool! If your ** dares to push it, I will cut it! Damn, let people live, and have to sleep, and get out of here, get out!"

Lin Fan was sweating heavily on his face, and looked down at the perpetrator, and was still firm. "Hehe, physiologically speaking, this is not casual muscles and cannot be controlled by human will, not to mention that this is a normal physiological behavior. If you want to blame it, blame it, it is not my business!" He said very innocently.

But I was so angry with Xiaoyao! "It has nothing to do with you. Take it out and I cut it."

Sweat! Lin Fan ignored it directly, and a wolve fled to the bed and continued to sleep! He never thought sleeping was so happy, and he could have a good sleep today.

Seeing that Lin Fan's guy's ** was still firm, Xiaoyao felt a fire, and he wanted to cut it. He wrapped the quilt in his lower body with great depression. This beast would not be able to control his body if he didn't touch a woman for three days.

The two guys slept from early morning to midday, and they had such a good time!

"Fan, get up and go and cook for me. I'm hungry!" Xiaoyao, who is used to being a young master, could he cook? Looking at Lin Fan lying on the bed like a turtle, he said, stepping on his ** hard.

Lin Fan, who was awakened, rubbed his eyes and said listlessly: "I don't know how to make me. There is instant noodles in the kitchen space. I sneaked out of school to buy last time. I'm hungry and I'll go make instant noodles by myself."

But Xiaoyao was depressed. When did I eat instant noodles? At least five dishes and one soup. Since I followed Lin Fan, I was worried and afraid, I was going to fall to the point of eating instant noodles. It was really pitiful.

Suddenly, Lin Fan charged forward, "Go to take a shower!" At this time, Xiaoyao realized that he was covered in blood, his own and others'. The bloody and thick rushed into his nose, making Xiaoyao frown. He looked at Lin Fan humming a song and rubbing his shower in the bathroom, "I don't know if I want my brother to wash it first!"

During the difficult waiting, Lin Fan walked out with a towel and looked at Xiaoyao, who frowned like waves, "I said, you guy, you don't want to eat instant noodles first when you are hungry, so let's go out for a big meal right away!" The old man was really hard to serve. If it were me, just soak the instant noodles and then go to bed.

"You don't have boiling water!" He twisted his head and walked towards the bathroom.

"My fork, you won't burn it without you!" Lin Fan really wanted to ask, do you want the boiled water you boiled n days ago? Damn, I just came back today and went to bed as soon as I came back, so there was boiling water.

"It won't burn!"

The three words made Lin Fan speechless, looking at Xiaoyao meaningfully, "Yaoyao! You can't do this. If you are in danger in the future and don't even get something to eat, you will starve to death, so I decided to conduct general training for you!"

Listening to Lin Fan's words, Xiaoyao felt very reasonable. After all, everyone is out and has no skills. If something happens, he must starve to death. "How to train?"

"From today on, you cook the rice, wash the clothes, brush the floor, fold the quilt... Hey, I haven't finished talking yet! Don't run!" Bang! The bathroom door closed, which made Lin Fan feel depressed, "Hi! I'm still too honest, I should be more tactful and bend a few more turns to ensure that he will do the housework obediently!" After the mistake, Lin Fan couldn't help but sigh.

A thunderous sound came from the bathroom, and a crisp sound: "Damn!"
Chapter completed!