Chapter 7
"Sorry, I'm not convenient." I rejected him directly. The relationship was very bad, and I borrowed money as soon as I opened my mouth. I was not stupid.
Qian Liexian's expression suddenly became cold. He said, "Just borrow some money, don't be so stingy, right? You are not without money!"
"No, but you are a guest from afar. Du Yi said he would invite you to drink and sing tonight, and I can pay for this." I said.
Qian Liexian didn't borrow money. According to my understanding of him, he would leave soon.
Sure enough, he pretended to look at his phone, then stood up and said, "Oh, Yi Yi is looking for us, we have to go over and help quickly, Chen Liang, go."
"Okay." Chen Liang also stood up. When he walked to the door, he suddenly roared at Dahuang with a grin and Dahuang looked at him, as if he was looking at a fool.
"Good dog, good dog, it's really good." Chen Liang laughed awkwardly, then followed Qian Liexian toward the Du family.
"Two idiots, fuck." Zheng Kangkang waved his hand and said contemptuously.
I opened my hand, Zheng Kangkang laughed, gave me a bear hug, and said, "You kid is still the same as before. I'm going to tell you that I have met some friends in college, but they don't have that smell. I don't know why, I'm willing to play with you."
"Maybe it was because I needed protection at that time, right? By the way, I heard that you were still pursuing Zhao Ruoxian after graduation?"
Zheng Kangkang sighed, took out his cell phone, took out a dialog box and said, "I sent her a message a few days ago, but she ignored me."
I picked up my phone and looked at it. There were only seven or eight chat records on it.
January 1 at 1:11:
Zheng Kangkang: Goddess, I still like you very much. I want to be with you. I don’t know if I have this honor.
January 1 at 1:30:
Zhao Ruoxian: Sorry, Zheng Kangkang, I'm very happy that you can like me, but I already have a boyfriend, and he has a terminal illness. The doctor said that he only has half a year to live, so I want to accompany him.
July 1 at 1:01:
Zheng Kangkang: Is your boyfriend dead?
July 1 at 1:01:
Zheng Kangkang: Is your boyfriend dead?
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The following few messages are the same, "Is your boyfriend dead?"
"Puff, hahaha..." I dropped my phone and said with a big laugh: "Are you the fucking devil?"
Zheng Kangkang was stunned and said, "She said that I waited for half a year and asked for it for half a year. Is there anything wrong?"
"Your emotional intelligence is probably not as good as Dahuang. If you weren't a physical education student, you would definitely not be able to get into college." I patted my forehead and said with a laugh.
Zheng Kangkang looked at me with a puzzled look and asked, "Then why are you laughing at? I will have a chance if her boyfriend dies? But why can't she inform me?"
"It's weird to reply to your message. People are obviously trying to make excuses to reject you when they talk about their boyfriends." I stopped laughing, looked at Zheng Kangkang again, couldn't help it, and burst into laughter again.
Zheng Kangkang said anxiously: "Stop laughing, what's so funny? Zhao Ruoxian is really true. If you want to refuse, just refuse directly. What kind of mountain road is around? "
I looked at him and shook my head and said, "Brother, you're the same for your whole life. Picking up girls is not suitable for you."
"Oh, do you have her mobile phone number? I'll call and ask, what does she mean? At least I'll give me a message, right?" Zheng Kangkang asked.
I shook my head and said, "No, but I saw her last night. It looked fine, but the family was a bit strict."
"Tsk, you saw her last night? What about dreaming? Teach me what kind of sleeping position is needed to have this kind of dream?" Zheng Kangkang asked seriously.
I spread my hands: "If you don't believe me, you're right? No, didn't Du Yi say he wanted to invite Zhao Ruoxian? She didn't come?"
Zheng Kangkang shook his head and said, "Is that so? I didn't see it. I guess I'll arrive later."
I nodded. Zhao Ruoxian said that she could only come out at night. I guess she would not come.
"You're here, do me a favor."
As soon as I finished speaking, the phone rang. It was Du Yi who called him.
"Qin Yihun...you...you come over quickly, the coffin...the coffin is moving." Du Yi's voice was very anxious and scared.
"Okay, I'll come over right away, Zheng Kangkang, go!" I quickly put away the phone, and was very confused. How could the coffin move in broad daylight?
Zheng Kangkang asked in confusion: "What happened? What does Du Yi mean when the coffin moved?"
I closed the door and ran directly to Du Yi's house, saying, "I don't know, let's take a look first, it may be a corpse."
"Corps...the corpse turns into a corpse? Is it true or false?" Zheng Kangkang ran to me and asked in surprise.
I can trust Zheng Kangkang's character. Even if he tells his emotional intelligence, no one believes it, so I didn't hide it from him. And if the corpse was transformed in advance, I couldn't handle it alone, so Zheng Kangkang had to help me.
"Really, I know Du Yi's mother will transform 100% of her mother, but I didn't expect it to be so fast." I said as she ran over and said.
Zheng Kangkang stopped for a moment and quickly chased after him and asked, "Wait a minute, do you mean zombies? Will Du Yi's mother turn into zombies?"
"Yeah!" I said in a deep voice.
Zheng Kangkang suddenly laughed and said, "Don't tease Lao Qin, what era is this? Is it still a zombie?"
"Do you believe me?" I asked seriously.
Zheng Kangkang stopped his smile and said, "I believe you, but I can't believe you. It's too outrageous. I would rather believe Zhao Ruoxian would agree to be my girlfriend."
"Do you know that Zhao Ruoxian won't agree to you?" I replied and ran to Du Yi's house.
The yard outside was full of people, and there were many people coming to attend the funeral. Basically, the whole village came. The ones who played cards and chatted did not seem to have anything happened.
Zheng Kangkang and I quickly ran to the mourning hall. As soon as we reached the door, I immediately wanted to get angry. I told the mourning hall that only Du Yi could leave it alone. Now there are seven or eight people standing here, all of them high school classmates, and Qian Liexian and Chen Liang were also standing inside.
The reason why I don't let irrelevant people enter the mourning hall is that the corpse is easily hedged with some people with special horoscopes, and the blood magnetic field of the direct descendants can stabilize the magnetic field of the corpse and let it fall asleep completely during the day.
But now I can't take care of that much, so I came to the front of the coffin as soon as possible.
The coffin was mounted on two benches and did not seem to move, but the coffin lid was not well covered. It was obviously well covered when I left, which means that the coffin really moved, but it was not moving now.
"Apart from Du Yi, everyone else goes out." I reached out and touched the coffin lid and said in a deep voice.
The master came over and asked, "Huan Yi, what's wrong?"
I turned to look at him and said coldly, "Why don't you look at the mourning hall? Let so many people come in?"
"I can't do anything about this. Miss Du's family has to let them in. What's wrong?" the master explained.
I turned to look at Du Yi and said, "Students, all of you go out, I have to see what's going on."
Qian Liexian smiled and said, "You look at you, why do you want us to go out? You won't dare to watch it, right? Haha."
I frowned. Looking at Qian Liexian's expression, I knew that he had a ghost in his heart. Ordinary people could not be afraid of this situation, but he was not afraid. Not only him, but other classmates did not have a fear expression. Even Du Yi was very calm.
These people have become so brave?
I told them to go out, but they didn't go out. Such a relaxed expression seemed to be teasing me. When they were in high school, they liked to tease me. Now they have been graduating for more than a year, and these people are still kidding me.
I suppressed my inner anger. This matter was not a joke. If the lid on the cover was opened again, it would be possible to desecrate the zombie.
Just as I was about to speak, I heard two thuds in the coffin. I turned around and frowned at the coffin. Could it be that it was really a zombie?
The sound was not small, and they all heard it, but no one screamed, they were just pretending to be afraid.
I walked to the foot of the coffin, held the lid with both hands, and slowly pushed it back. As soon as I pushed it away ten centimeters, I saw the pair of feet wearing birthday shoes moving.
Sure enough, the corpse has changed! It just seems that it is very smart and knows that zombie fraud is not good for it in broad daylight.
"Everyone out!" I shouted loudly, feeling very nervous. There are so many people here, and the entire village is there. Once the corpse fraud is spread, the entire village will fall into panic.
"Hahaha, I'm just saying it, he's afraid." Qian Liexian said mockingly, and walked over with a swagger, saying, "Don't be afraid, the Taoist priest, it's nothing, it's just a thrilling cat inside."
He said as he was about to push the lid of the coffin, but my body shook. This bastard, the ignorant, is fearless, and now it's a big trouble.
I reached out and pressed the lid of the coffin, looked at Du Yi incredibly and asked, "Did you really put your cat in?"
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Chapter completed!