Chapter two hundred and sixty-one: food and bite
Uncle Ju, whose body relaxed instantly, was extremely nervous. As soon as the fart came out, he burst out as quickly as he was born. He wanted to take advantage of Liang Yi being stunned for this time and quickly escape.
But before the escape technique was used, the palm that had been thin but strong appeared directly on Mr. Ju's neck.
The black air emitted by Liang Yi was visible to the naked eye. The forced smile on his face made Uncle Ju tremble all over.
"Meow, Meow, Mr. Yi has something to do and can discuss it..."
"Die to my dear!"
Liang Yi was too lazy to listen to Uncle Ju's explanation with a dark face. He pinched Uncle Ju's tender neck and swayed wildly, almost shaking Uncle Ju's eyes.
Everyone was holding their breath and waiting for him to give him a good job. Who knows that just can't wait for a fart! Still farting on his head!
"Hahahaha! I'm so laughing!" Su Su was over there and was so happy that she bent down. If she hadn't supported Su Youyi, she would probably have squatted directly on the ground.
"Senior brother, Xiaoju looks like he is going to die." Su Youyi didn't expect Mr. Ju to be so unreliable, but seeing that Mr. Ju realizes the seriousness of the mistake at this time, he looks a little pitiful when he lie down and lets him laugh at him.
Liang Yi looked down at Uncle Ju, who was inhaling but not venting, and directly hung his body to pretend to be dead. Although he knew that he must have pretended to be sympathetic, he still let go of his hands softly.
Although the incident happened suddenly, Liang Yi's realm was here, and the practice of Qinglian Creation and Life greatly increased his reaction speed. So he used spiritual power to protect his head at the first time, and was not immersed in Uncle Ju's mysterious gas. The only one who had been exposed to the mysterious gas was even the only one who had been exposed to Uncle Ju himself.
It looks more funny to others, but here is just Tang Ping Su.
"I can't control myself, I've drunk too much... Meow..." Uncle Ju quietly opened his eyes a crack. After seeing Liang Yi's real no longer angry, he was resurrected from pretending to be dead, jumped up again, and fled directly from Liang Yi's claws and jumped onto Su Youyi's shoulders.
Uncle Jue was smart and had long seen what was the weakness of Liangyi.
"Others drink too much and they will hiccup. You're better, just normal people will turn around." Although Liang Yi's angry, his face was still bad.
"I am not a human being, I am just a cat now." Uncle Ju said with his neck straight and said with a convenient sentence. After seeing Liang Yi's tendency to take action again, he was so scared that he hid behind Su Youyi.
"Cat? Is it Xiao Ling Yuansheng's monster breed?" This was the first time Su Youyi heard this word. He had not asked his senior brother what kind of monster he was. He only knew that it was the son of Jiu Ling Yuansheng, but she had never seen Jiu Ling Yuansheng before, let alone know the race of Jiu Ling Yuansheng.
"Well, a kind of arrogant monster named cat, is mostly docile in nature, but she likes to enslave human race." Liang Yi raised a finger and counted carefully the characteristics of monsters named cats.
"You can't be making up randomly, right? Why haven't I heard of this demon clan?" Tang Bingsu's eyes were full of suspicion. As the seventh true legend of the Tianchi of the Divine Sword Washing Tianchi, she had also traveled many places, but she had never heard of such a monster.
She also knew the monsters of Xuanji Continent. She had conducted detailed investigations on what they could eat and what they could not eat. After all, it was related to the identity of the food reviewer. If she couldn't taste what the ingredients used by others were after tasting them, it would be embarrassing. So suddenly a monster that she had never heard of before would naturally express doubt.
"Sister Tang, this is the young master of the demon clan and the descendant of the Jiuling Yuansheng Senior." Su Youyi spoke out at the right time and explained to Tang Bingsu, which also gave up her idea. "This one cannot be eaten."
"Young Master of the Demon Clan? The offspring of the Nine Spirit Yuansheng?" Although Tang Bingsu was obsessed with the food avenue, he still knew the world very well, especially the 100,000-mile mountain. After all, the delicious meat was almost produced from the monsters there.
But she really didn't know the news that Jiu Lingyuan Sheng gave birth to a child.
But Liangyi and Su Youyi, as the descendants of the exiled immortal, naturally could not unite to deceive her. So is this matter most of the time real?
Su Mulu looked at Uncle Ju who was lying on Su Youyi's shoulder curiously. Why couldn't Ye understand how the mysterious and fierce Jiuling Yuansheng had such a cute son?
There are no rumors in the cultivation world that the Nine Spirit Yuan Sheng Body and the mountain are high, and their appearance is extremely vicious and can stop the child from crying. They will eat hundreds of creatures with a cruel temperament. The terrifying level is almost as good as the leader of the Xueyu Sect who slaughtered a state with one sword?
"But you said you could see the food road, that's it?" Tang Bingsu was still resentful about this matter, feeling that he had been deceived with expectations and was extremely depressed.
"I didn't perform well this time. When I change places, I will show you my unique skills!" Mr. Ju couldn't stand the provocation, and the girl's grievance. When he saw Tang Bingsu's posture, he jumped up and patted his chest and promised.
It was not impossible now, but they have been here for too long. Although it is a remote place, some people still noticed it. Did anyone still watch the unique skills of Mr. Ju and his wife? Have you paid the entrance fee?
"Okay, then I'll follow you for the time being. If I find out that you are lying to me, don't blame me for baking you!"
Su Su poked Mr. Ju’s forehead with a smile. Although she didn’t believe what the cat said, he was really cute and interesting, so Su Su just used this reason to stay with Mr. Ju and Junior Sister Su for a while.
Liang Yi looked around and found that many disciples of Tianchi of Swords had noticed this place. They naturally ignored the past without noticing it before. Now, as long as they see Su Youyi, they will subconsciously see Liang Yi, and when they see Liang Yi, they cannot regard him as if he does not exist.
"Let's go, I'll be watched again later." Liang Yi hates the most trouble.
"Well, Senior Zhou left a mountain for his master before, which is considered to be his exclusive residence. I have been there before."
Su Youyi's tone was gentle, and her eyebrows were curved like the moon in the sky. She took her senior brother and told him bit by bit about the days she had lived in Tianchi before in the sword-washing.
Uncle Ju lay bored on his shoulders, and the tail behind him subconsciously swayed left and right. Tang Bingsu, behind him, listened directly to the softness of the orange-yellow in front of him, thinking in his heart how to touch it so that he won't look perverted.
Su Youyi's daily life is not very interesting. She not only practices swords but also practices swords every day, but occasionally accepts some home-to-door challenges from the true legend of Tianchi. The only fun may be to go out to visit food with Senior Sister Tang.
Liang Yi listened attentively, which may be the reason why his junior sister was concerned. Instead of feeling boring, he listened with relish and kept all the details in his heart.
When everyone faces the person they like and love in their hearts, they will be interesting to everything about her. No matter how boring things are, they are sweet memories that can make them remember in their hearts in each other's eyes.
The mountain left by the Sword Lord to Chen Hua is not tall, but it seems much quieter than the peaks of other residents.
Before they reached the top of the mountain, Liang Yi and others smelled the faint fragrance of flowers along the wind's track. The light red flowers still bloomed proudly in the snow-white sky, just like the bloodstains falling on the white snow, adding another color to the world, which is so beautiful that it is thrilling.
"The plum is three points whiter than the snow, but the snow is less fragrant than the plum."
Seeing the winter plums covering the top of the mountain, Liang Yi subconsciously recited this poem while being shocked by the magnificent beauty.
Apart from Uncle Ju, Su Youyi and Su Jie's eyes lit up. These few short words fully describe the characteristics of plum and snow.
Tang Bingsu looked at the tall and thin young man in front of him for the first time. The wind and snow made his clothes roar, and his long hair fluttered in the wind.
He looked so lonely from his back, as if he was out of place with the heaven and earth, but when he looked at Su Youyi beside him, he became alive. His eyes were deep and bright like stars, like immortals falling from the sky, instantly filled with the smell of humanity and fireworks.
Su Youyi has also seen this kind of sugar cake.
The cold fairy, admired by countless disciples of the sect, thought she should live in the Moon Palace and accompanied by the galaxy, but every time she talked about her senior brother, she became a simple boy with bright eyes.
The eyes are the window of the soul, and the light in Su Youyi's eyes is so radiant. So Su guessed that Liang Yi was also a person who shone like the sun in Su Youyi's heart and warmed Su Youyi's heart.
But after a brief contact, Tang Bing Su overturned this speculation. Because she found that Liang Yi was indeed emitting light like the rising sun, but unfortunately these lights were just kind to Su Youyi.
Su was stunned when she saw this change of temperament. She was only now that she felt that what Junior Sister Su said before might be true.
The world is really an optional existence for them, and they are the world of each other together.
Because no one comes on weekdays and the mountain is relatively remote and inconspicuous, the protective magic array on the mountain has never been opened much.
The courtyard above the mountain is quiet, plum blossoms bloom around the courtyard, and snow sculptures circling above the sky.
"This place is OK." Mr. Ju, who jumped off Liang Yi's shoulder, looked left and right, and kept sniffing in the air. Compared to the place just now, the breath of the natural spirit here is much richer.
"The plum blossoms here were planted by the previous owner of the courtyard, but later the senior spent his life and sat down, and the mountain was abandoned and left unattended until a time when his master came to visit and caught a big piece of Han Plum." Su Youyi saw the love for Han Plum in her senior brother's eyes, and even she felt that the plum blossoms, which were a little tired of watching, had reappeared.
"What can I do?" Liang Yi, who was about to follow his junior sister in, saw Uncle Ju put on that strange position again.
Not to mention, the serious uncle Ju look completely different from his usual careless appearance. It really has a hint of charm that makes people subconsciously feel that this cat is awesome.
"The Great Road is fifty, the Heavenly Dragon is four nine, and the delicacy is one of them."
"If we divide it, the great way can divide countless paths, but the different paths are the same, and the paths are directly pointed to the only one. What I am demonstrating to you now is one of the food paths."
Uncle Ju said in a deep voice to Liangyi and others, especially Tang Bingsu.
"Food is similar to suffocation. But the difference is that suffocation is to take its essence, and suffocation is to swallow it and destroy it. One way of suffocation is to take the essence of heaven and earth and remove the dregs of heaven and earth."
Uncle Ju opened his mouth to the valley outside the mountain. The snowflakes fluttered in the air seemed to be impacted by some force, and then hovered.
suck--
A huge suction force came out of Mr. Ju's big mouth, and an inexplicable force swept across dozens of miles.
Chapter completed!