Chapter 28 Crazy Sword and Furious Sword: I got it!
About a month ago.
Star Dragon Kingdom, an inconspicuous alley.
Han Xiao led a gray-faced young man into an alley. This alley was almost unnoticed. People who were unfamiliar with it would probably regard it as a dead end. However, about two hundred meters away from the alley entrance, there was a family.
Machinery repair shop.
As for the business of a mechanical repair shop... you can imagine.
Han Xiao walked into the repair shop, waved and said hello to the short old man sitting on the stool in the corner of the first floor. The short old man had a beard, a shawl and long hair, wild and free, and the stars were guarding his head like a moon.
Oily and shiny scalp.
Old Man Lu in the original novel, Lu Qian’s grandfather, and Han Xiao’s sound ball drawings came from him.
The young man following Han Xiao glanced at Old Man Lu's appearance and was stunned.
This young man is naturally a mad swordsman. Although the world line has changed a lot, he still hangs out with Han Xiao.
Perhaps, this is the so-called destiny.
"What, boy, what's that look in your eyes?" Old Man Lu glared at Mad Saber and said fiercely.
Crazy Sword and Furious Sword turned his head away with a calm expression.
"...Pfft, hahahaha."
"Granddaughter, look, that brat is leading someone to laugh at me, and you still don't care? I tell you, drive him away today!" Old Man Lu shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Han Xiao is back?" A woman hurriedly walked out of the repair shop. She had fair skin with a healthy rosy glow. She was about 1.65 meters tall. Her appearance was not stunning, but she was a very good-looking type.
It was Lu Qian.
She wore a black elastic vest on her upper body and denim shorts on her lower body, revealing her long, straight, white legs. There was a thin layer of sweat on her forehead, and a gentle smile on her face that made people feel friendly. After seeing Han Xiao, her eyes flashed.
Bright.
"Quick, sit down, I thought you were missing after not seeing each other for a few days..." Lu Qian hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Han Xiao's arm, pulling him to sit in front of the fan in the store, just in time to blow the wind towards Lu
The old man's wind blocked him.
Old man Lu almost had veins popping out on his forehead, and he said, "Granddaughter, we can't turn our elbows outward all the time!"
Han Xiao consciously ignored Old Man Lu, and while enjoying the cool breeze, he smiled and said: "How could it be? I just have something to do at the moment."
"Then I'll be relieved." Lu Qian patted her chest reassuringly. If such a cheap laborer ran away, where would she find it?
Lu Qian quickly noticed the furious sword behind Han Xiao and asked: "Who is this?"
"Picked it up on the roadside." Han Xiao replied casually. After thinking for a while, he stood up and whispered in Lu Qian's ear: "But you are obedient and let him do things for free."
"Please stay!" Lu Qian grabbed Han Xiao's hands and said eagerly.
"Humph!" Seeing Lu Qian's appearance, Old Man Lu was so angry that he stood up from the bench and strode upstairs.
Han Xiao narrowed his eyes. Old Man Lu knew that his "true identity" was Han Xiaotian, an agent of Star Dragon Bureau 13, and his excuse for working here was that he hoped to exercise more in his spare time and earn some extra money. Lu
The old man obviously didn't believe him, and was very wary of him. He didn't know what he was guarding against.
Apart from those tightly locked drawings, is there anything else in this store that could interest him?
baffling!
"Why is my grandpa angry?" Lu Qian let go of Han Xiao's hand, straightened the hair on her forehead, glanced at the direction of the stairs, and asked doubtfully.
Han Xiao waved his hand, "Ignore him, he's weird."
Crazy Blade and Furious Sword came behind Han Xiao, stretched out his finger and carefully poked Han Xiao's shoulder.
Seeing that Han Xiao didn't respond, he hesitated and poked again.
"What?" Han Xiao turned his head, looked at Mad Sword and Fury Sword's embarrassed look, and raised his eyebrows.
"It's just...is it okay?" Crazy Blade and Fury Sword lowered his head, crossed his fingers together, and tapped his two thumbs one by one, saying embarrassedly.
"What do you mean?"
"That's why I got into trouble." Crazy Blade Fury Sword said cautiously.
"Oh, um, it doesn't matter, haven't I already bailed you out?" Han Xiao said indifferently.
"What are you talking about?" Lu Qian asked doubtfully, her eyes moving back and forth between Han Xiao and Crazy Blade Fury Sword.
Kuang Dao Nu Sword hurriedly answered, waving his hands and saying: "It's nothing, I just danced on the roadside and accidentally attracted the attention of the police."
"Is that so?" Lu Qian said in a long voice, with a look of disbelief on her face, "What kind of dance can I do to get into the game?"
Crazy Sword and Angry Sword blushed, feeling that the shame he had finally glued together had been shot hard again.
"Of course he was dancing with his butt on the roadside." Han Xiao naturally did not say this. After all, he asked Mad Blade to do it in order to verify the mechanism of the mission. It would not be good for either of them to say it.
Being labeled as a pervert.
The naive Lu Qian was quickly fooled by Han Xiao and the Furious Sword. At this time, a customer happened to come, so she left Han Xiao and the Furious Sword to entertain the customer.
"Follow me." Han Xiao called to Mad Sword and Furious Sword and walked up to the second floor.
Crazy Blade and Furious Sword lowered his head and followed Han Xiao to Han Xiao's room on the second floor. He sat on the edge of the bed and mustered up the courage to say: "Can you stop letting me do this kind of thing?
"
Han Xiao closed the door and put his ear against the door to make sure no one was eavesdropping outside. When he came to the Furious Sword, he couldn't help but recall the good times when he was trained by the leader, so he put on a cold face on the surface.
He said in an indifferent tone: "In that case, just leave."
"If you don't want to, I don't have to keep you." Han Xiao pulled a chair aside and sat down, crossing his arms and closing his eyes with an indifferent look on his face, while feeling secretly happy in his heart.
He finally has this day!
The expression of Mad Sword is slightly startled, but not sad. After all, this is just a game. There are even unlucky players on the forum who fell into Frankenstein's experimental base at the beginning and were cut up by the research, but still played happily.
What he was thinking at this time was: It's over, the thigh is gone!
Seeing that he was about to lose it, he remembered Han Xiao's good news. Although the tasks issued by Han Xiao were full of bad taste, the experience rewarded by the tasks was several times that of the novice tasks. The most important thing was that there was no danger.
You only need to temporarily lose your moral integrity to complete it.
If he could hold Han Xiao's thick thigh tightly, he would definitely be able to widen the gap between him and other professional players, and he would be so happy that he felt like dying.
For the sake of a more ambitious goal, what's wrong with just hanging on for a while?
He vaguely heard the sound of something breaking, and the Furious Sword hugged Han Xiao's thick thigh and said: "Don't leave me, I will obey."
Han Xiao smiled slightly and said: "That's right."
…
Four days later, it will be the last day of closed beta testing for players.
Han Xiao sat on the edge of the bed in his room, with his right arm supporting his knees, his index finger and thumb resting on his chin, his eyes closed as if in deep thought.
Last night, he dreamed that his little Gou Gou had been transformed into a machine gun. He woke up suddenly and fell asleep again after a long time. At this time, he couldn't help but think about the feasibility of this matter.
Han Xiao opened his eyes and said: "It seems...it's not impossible?"
He shook his head violently and slapped himself, "What am I thinking!? People can die, but birds can't live!"
"Tap tap tap." Rapid footsteps sounded downstairs, approaching quickly.
"Dong dong dong."
"Please come in."
"Click." Han Xiao's door was opened, and a middle-aged man in police uniform walked in.
"Police." He showed his ID, put it away, and said seriously: "Han Xiao, there is a prisoner who has just been imprisoned who wants to see you."
Han Xiao stood up and said skillfully: "Let's go, I'll go get him."
The middle-aged policeman frowned and said seriously: "The prisoner brazenly attacked the police and cannot be released on bail."
"Assaulting the police?" Han Xiao raised his eyebrows and then noticed that the middle-aged policeman called Crazy Sword and Furious Sword "prisoner".
He carefully recalled the tasks he assigned to Crazy Blade and Furious Sword, which were nothing more than: kick the passers-by's butts ten times, take off the patrol policeman's pants, show off on the side of the road, stick up his butt and say "Goodbye" to others.
move.
Taking off the pants of a patrol policeman is not considered a crime according to the laws of Star Dragon Kingdom. In the previous life, some death-seeking players had tried it, and he was very impressed.
Han Xiao instinctively realized that the matter was not simple. He took out his Thirteenth Bureau agent ID from his inner pocket, unfolded it and put it in front of the police, saying: "Now, can I protect him?"
…
Crazy Blade and Furious Sword followed Han Xiao out of the police station with excitement on his face.
Initially, he did have to complete the tasks issued by Han Xiao in order to gain experience. Although his body complied, his heart was always rejecting it.
But gradually, he found that these tasks were so interesting. He only needed to throw away his moral integrity and he could complete the tasks simply. It was much easier than running around and fighting monsters.
So, why exclude?
He ate the marrow to understand its taste, and gradually became addicted to it, with a vague understanding in his heart.
What is shame? It is a shackle that hinders human progress!
Pervert? Can completing a task be called a pervert?
He is clearly a great pioneer who cast off the shackles and broke the mundane world, a martyr for the truth!
In one extremely humiliating mission after another, he sublimated.
"What on earth did you do?" Han Xiao stood at the door of the police station and asked in confusion. He really wanted to know how Crazy Blade and Furious Sword could get him into the police station.
"Ahem." Crazy Blade Fury Sword coughed lightly, then put it into Han Xiao's ear and said, "I saw a policeman on the roadside..."
Along with the description of the furious sword, Han Xiao's eyes gradually widened.
After Mad Sword and Furious Sword finished describing it, he was silent for a long time and said, "So, you did all the tasks together?"
"That's right." Kuangdao Furujian said matter-of-factly. He chuckled and said, "You will never imagine that after I kicked the policeman down, I whispered in his ear not to move and took off his pants.
The look in the policeman's eyes when he was showing off in front of him..."
Chapter completed!