Chapter 73 Black-faced boy
"Whose mother dug the hole in the bushes? Whose mother did it make me fall into?"
"It's okay to dig a hole, why do you need to put awls in the hole? Oh my ass!"
"It's enough to dig a hole and put some awls in the hole. Why do you need to apply itching powder on the awls? Damn it, I'm so itchy!"
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The hoarse sounds of grief and anger in the deep pit are endless.
Both Ye Yun and Leng Jianke were shocked, thinking that this guy in the pit was really tragic!
Ye Yun walked quickly towards the big pit, and just as he was about to poke his head over to see what was going on, the hoarse voice sounded again, this time it was a direct curse:
"Damn it, sir, I curse you for stuffing your teeth with cold water, for farting on your feet and bouncing back to your head, for having diarrhea when you go out, but you didn't bring any paper with you..."
The guy in this pit is really good at swearing, even Ye Yun outside the pit has to admire him!
"Really, really... I'm really mad at you. I really want to spit shit in your face!"
The insults continued to come from the pit, which made Ye Yun immediately happy.
Even the cold swordsman on the side, who was always cold and cold, covered his face and his shoulders kept shaking...
The two of them really wanted to see how the person in the pit spit out a piece of dog shit from his mouth. They really wanted to see it!
The people in the pit obviously heard the laughter outside the pit.
As if he heard the sound of nature, he howled excitedly: "That man outside the cave, come here quickly and pull me out quickly!"
"Hurry up, I've been starving to death these past two days. I want to eat roast chicken, I want to eat roast duck, I want to eat steamed suckling pig, I want to eat roasted whole beef..."
The shouts of the people in the pit became more and more excited.
Ye Yun even faintly heard the sound of his stomach growling and the sound of swallowing saliva.
Finally, Ye Yun came to the entrance of the pit and took a look.
His body couldn't help but staggered, and he almost fell into the pit, landing on the awl covered with itchy powder.
Talk.
Wherever there is a person in the pit, it is simply a pile of black coal.
Well, the black cliff is unique!
It is no exaggeration to say that even Ye Yun, who is well-informed, has never seen a human being so black and shiny.
But this extremely dark guy, who has no self-awareness at all, is wearing a snow-white dress.
At this moment, these four words came to Ye Yun's mind subconsciously: Black and white are clear!
"I said, why are you so dumbfounded? Why don't you get me out of here quickly!"
In the pit, that pile of black coal, uh, it was the black guy shouting again at Ye Yun outside the pit.
Outside the pit, Ye Yun was very unhappy with the attitude of the black guy in the pit.
Especially the word "young master" that he kept calling himself was really annoying!
After all, the black guy in this pit looks a little younger than me, and is probably half a head shorter than me...
Such a little furry child, whose feathers are probably not fully grown, actually calls himself young master?
It’s so crazy!
Also, madmen usually have the capital to be arrogant, but this black guy obviously doesn't have it.
This can be well proven by the fact that he was trapped in a pit only three meters deep for two days and two nights.
After all, with a height of three meters, even a fifth-level human being can easily jump up.
In other words, the black guy in this pit has not even reached the fifth level of human cultivation!
But now Ye Yun has no intention of arguing too much with this black guy.
What's more, the Buddha said that saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, although now Ye Yun doesn't even know what that "pagoda" is...
Ye Yun jumped into the pit and grabbed the black guy.
Stepping on the tip of the awl, he jumped out of the pit like a dragonfly touching water...
Ye Yun's movements are as clean and neat as flowing water, and extremely chic!
After getting out of the pit, Ye Yun's body did not stop.
Instead, he jumped nearly five meters from the ground before his body came to an abrupt stop.
Then he grabbed the black guy's right hand and let it go as expected. The black guy fell from the sky and experienced the joy of free fall!
Painful, but not happy!
Of course this is just the beginning.
Because the black guy just turned over in grief and anger, and saw Ye Yun falling from the sky with grief and anger.
Damn it, the right foot that landed first stepped heavily on his dark face...
"You...how can you bully people like this? If it weren't for the fact that my Xuan Gong has not yet been fully developed and I can't use Xuan Qi for the time being, I would definitely tear off the seal on the Dantian and let you understand Hua Hua deeply.
Why is your son so red!"
The black guy got up from the ground, wiping the dust from his face and yelling angrily.
"But because you saved me, I owe you a favor... Hey, what do you think of your expression? My favor is very heavy, very heavy..."
The black guy patted his chest to assure himself, but his image of "I'm crazy as hell" always makes people feel itchy in their fists.
"If you dare to call yourself "young master" again in front of me, I will use your body as a sandbag to relieve the itching of my fists. Do you believe it?"
"But Master, I..."
The itchy fist slammed down...
"Master, uh, my name is Xiaoye! Ye from Yezi!"
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With a pig's head on his head, the black guy was so sad and angry,
Ye Yun on the side suddenly realized, looking like "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"You didn't ask either? I would also like to ask if there is a chance?"
Seeing Ye Yun's posture, the black guy's grief and anger instantly turned into grievance, and he almost burst into tears while covering his bruised and red cheeks.
"Have mercy on me. I am so handsome, unparalleled in the world, handsome and perfect."
The black guy talked about passion, but decisively shut his mouth.
Because he saw Ye Yun's fist raised again.
"You can go!"
Regarding this Xiaoye, Ye Yun was really speechless and wanted to part ways with this guy as soon as possible.
Of course, Ye Yun has always had a question in his mind and wanted to ask Xiaoye: By the way, how can you be so dark?
However, Ye Yun was afraid that this question would accidentally reveal the biggest scar deep in Xiao Ye's heart.
Just in case Xiaoye can't think about it anymore and hangs himself on the southeast branch.
This... this seven-level pagoda that was just built will probably collapse immediately!
Therefore, this question should be kept in the bottom of your heart!
Unexpectedly, even though Ye Yun had issued an eviction order, Xiao Ye didn't have the slightest bit of self-consciousness.
Instead of leaving, he walked towards the seriously injured Leng Swordsman with a serious look on his face.
He even touched Leng Swordsman here and touched Leng Swordsman there in a decent manner.
In fact, if Xiaoye hadn't been ready to put his hand between Leng Swordsman's legs at the next moment.
Chapter completed!