Chapter 34 Robbery (2)
"Damn! I can even say this. Could it be that this guy has studied in Shandong Lanxiang Water Margin Class?" I couldn't help but curse in my heart. Just as I was about to speak, I found that the three people on the other side had no time to pay attention to me at this time, and they were all gasping for breath.
The fat man was in a better condition. Although he was sweating heavily and his face was flushed, he was at least straightened his chest, holding a knife, and maintaining a fight. However, the two thin men couldn't see it anymore. It was difficult for him to stand up straight, so he had to support the guy in his hand on the ground and support his limp body.
Fortunately, all they hold are elders, and now they can be used as crutches. Seeing this situation, I really want to say to them, "A few bosses, they are so void and come out to rob. This is too dedicated." However, with my kind personality, I didn't say such words as taking advantage of the situation. I just sat there and watched silently, waiting for the three of them to recover.
Soon, the fat man's breathing gradually began to calm down, but the first thing he did was to yell at me, "When you see us coming, you dare to sit down, don't want to live anymore, right?" "My elder brother is talking to you! Did you hear it?" The thin man in charge of contact immediately agreed, and grabbed the hoe on the ground, and the other thin man hurriedly picked up the rake.
"I'm tired of walking, why can't I sit here?" I pretended to be stupid, "It seems you don't know who we are yet." The thin man holding the hoe smiled grimly, pointed to the two people next to me and said to me, "This is my eldest brother, the dragon subduing the tiger and killing the demon sword, this is my second brother stabbing the sky." Then he pointed to his chest, "My name is the Dragon of the Earth, and the three of us are the three masters of heaven and earth in the world." After saying that, the thin man looked at me with a proud look.
The person holding a rake is called Pubo Pi Tian, and the person holding a hoe is called Zhuo Dilong. The names of these two people are very compatible with the guy in their hands. Only the fat man's name is still like a dot, both a dragon and a tiger, and can kill demons. His function is very powerful, but his physical strength is a bit weak. He is tired of running a few steps and is probably the most he can be a bear. The most is the thing that can be used to subdue insects and a cat. I almost laughed when I think of this.
Seeing that I was not scared and panicked, and even smiled slightly, the three of them were a little surprised. "Boss, is this kid scared silly?" The clay dragon turned his head and said to the fat man, but the fat man did not respond. Instead, he stared at me a few times, and then said to himself, "The clothes on this kid are really strange. I have never seen them before. They should look very valuable." "The boss has vision. You can tell from this dress that this kid should be the young master of a rich family. We are going to get rich this time." The clay dragon immediately agreed.
"Boy, where are you from?" The fat man asked me. Maybe he felt like he had met a big business. The fat man asked in person. "From the mountain," I said vaguely, "Who gave you your clothes?" The fat man continued, "It was my mother who bought it for me, and it cost a lot of money." I pretended to be a silly boy, "Take it off and wear it for me, we both have the same figure," the fat man said anxiously.
'Damn! You really have the attitude to say that you have at least two rounds of weight than me, your belly is bigger than my butt, which is just the same figure?' I cursed in my heart, but on the surface, he pretended to be afraid, "I won't give it! I'm giving it to you, what should I wear?" "Are you looking for death? My elder brother asked you for clothes to look at you, it is the blessing of your ancestors' accumulation of virtue. You dare not give it to me, I don't want to live anymore." The clay dragon next to him cursed and raised his hoe to rush over, but was stopped by the fat man. "Don't go over, don't break the clothes!" "Yes! Big brother" The clay dragon agreed with a smile on his face and retreated back to the spot.
"Take off your clothes quickly! Or I will chop your head!" The fat man turned his head to me again and raised his knife fiercely, "Don't kill me! I take it off! I took it off!" I screamed and slowly pulled the hem of my clothes out of my pants. The short stick inserted into the back immediately fell to the ground. The bang! bang!' bang before stopping. The sudden sound scared the three of them, and their expressions became nervous. "What is this?" The fat man stared at the short stick and asked casually, "This is the treasure map of my family's ancestors." After I finished speaking, I immediately bent down and picked up the short stick and hugged it tightly in my arms.
When the three people heard that there was a treasure map, their eyes lit up instantly. "Give me the treasure map!" The fat man was so excited that he even trembled a little. He rushed to me in a few steps and snatched the short stick from me without waiting for my answer.
This scene surprised me. The plot I originally designed was that "The fat man asked me to send it over after hearing the treasure map, and then I took the opportunity to do it." Unexpectedly, he rushed over directly, "You are crazy, are you poor!" I had an urge to curse people. Of course, this sentence could only be cursed in my heart, but I also felt a little lucky. When the fat man rushed over to grab the short stick, he was very fast, and he started very steadily and accurately. At the same time, his strength was great. Before I could react, the short stick had already reached his hand. It was obvious that this guy had practiced real kung fu for a few days. Fortunately, I used the trick of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. If I fight directly, I might not be able to beat him.
After I got the short stick, the fat man ignored me and used all his strength on the short stick, twisted and beat it again, and finally bit it with his teeth. However, after working for a long time, the short stick had no reaction at all, "How to open this thing? Where is the treasure map?" In the end, the fat man gave up his efforts and turned to look at me again.
"This thing should be opened like this." As I spoke, I slowly stood up from the ground, and at the same time reached out my right hand towards the fat man. Because of my cowardly appearance and the dream of making money, the fat man was completely unprepared at this time, and he handed the short stick to my hand obediently. "Look, isn't there a red line here?" I casually pointed to a red pattern on the short stick and said, and at the same time, I deliberately let the short stick stop about half a meter in front of my chest.
The three of them cooperated and bowed their heads to me. The back of their heads was just aimed at my jaw. This position was so comfortable to play. I couldn't wait. If the three of them raised their heads now, they should be able to see the excitement in my eyes. But at this time, the fat man and two subordinates had completely ignored my existence and stared at the red line I pointed at. I guess what they saw now was not short sticks, but a lot of ingots and gold bars.
I suppressed the excitement in my heart and tried to calm my tone as much as possible. "Just turn this red line," and said that the short stick had been swung by me, and I had all my strength to hit the fat man's head hard, making a dull sound of "bang". A sag the size of a teacup appeared on the back of the fat man's head.
This result scared me silly. In the past, when fighting, I used a lot of sticks to hit people's heads, and I used all my strength to even hit people. I even broke the wooden sticks, but they only smashed a little skin. At most, they were bleeding and had a slight concussion, which made my head shrunken. This was the first time I encountered this situation.
It seems that the strange experiences these days have made me stronger, "He won't die, right? The police won't come to arrest me, right?" I was a little scared for a moment. At this time, not only was I scared, but I was even the Dragon of the Earth and the Piercing Sky Dou who were scared to death, and stood there looking at my boss.
The fat man raised his head and stared at me fiercely. The knife in his hand had fallen to the ground, but he still raised his hand and grabbed me, but his movements were very slow, just like slow motion in the movie, and I stood so stupidly, forgetting to avoid it.
This moment seemed very long and short. Anyway, my mind was blank. I watched the fat man's hands grab my chest, but before he could touch my clothes, his eyes suddenly began to scatter, and then he began to bleed in seven orifices. He fell backwards with a "boom" and his head hit the stone on the ground. Not only did the blood in the seven orifices begin to gush out, but even the back of his head began to bleed, and there was also white stuff mixed in it.
"You killed my elder brother?" The clay dragon suddenly screamed. The scream woke me up. Thinking that he was not completely out of danger, he immediately took a few steps back quickly, "What should we do?" Bao Putian also woke up and turned to the clay dragon and asked. This was the first time he spoke after the meeting. It sounded a little stupid. It should be because of the lack of Genxian in his mind. No wonder he always smiled charmingly but never spoke.
"Snatch the treasure map and find the treasure, let's divide it." Zhundilong answered very simply. He has not forgotten the treasure yet. "Okay!" Pu Tian agreed happily, then raised the rake and rushed towards me. Zhundilong ran to his elder brother first, threw away the hoe in his hand, picked up the knife on the ground, and then followed him with the knife behind Pu Tian.
Although the two of them looked aggressive, their movements were clumsy. They were obviously ordinary people who had never practiced Kung Fu. They were thin and short, and they looked malnourished. They were all vulnerable among ordinary people. It was really not difficult to deal with such goods. I was lazy to move, so I stood there straight, watching the rushing towards him, lifting the rake high, then kicked it hard between his legs. A scream of "Ao!" didn't sound like a human voice. Then I covered my crotch with both hands and curled up to the ground, rolling in pain.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!