"So, Mr. Zhang, you have narrowed the road."

He didn't pay much attention to Zhang Yuanshan's painful memory of being beaten by another Master Yun who used his three-headed and six-armed supernatural powers.

After all, what's the point of stringing red strings for your own teacher? The key is not to be discovered by your teacher's wife.

The master in your family has such a strong desire to survive that it is almost overflowing.

Before you find that the situation is beyond your control, you must first destroy all your ideas before everything starts.

"Please help me, teacher!"

Lin Qing has already said this. As a direct disciple of the Beyonder, how could Zhang Yuanshan still not guess who the so-called masked man in Teacher Lin Qing's mouth is?

At the next moment, without waiting for Lin Qing to express what he was doing, after careful and meticulous transformation, he merged a phantom of his future body and separated various causes and effects. Zhang Yuanshan was no longer the boy he once was.

He knelt down in front of Lin Qing without hesitation, not even a little bit reserved, ready to firmly grasp the golden elephant leg of his own.

Tianjian pitied himself, but he just wanted to take advantage of the future teacher's lack of success to pretend to be cool and reveal some exciting things about the future. If he said it, it was just a very small matter, so why bother him?

What about the teacher who beats me up?

Teacher, I am your favorite disciple!

I have shed blood for Yuxu, I have shed sweat for Kunlun, you can't do this to me!

"Now you know how to call me teacher? Then why did you eat sesame paste to make ends meet?" Lin Qing couldn't help but feel dumb for a while: "Forget it, you have to deal with the sins you have made yourself. Anyway, your teacher has a foothold.

In the future, in order not to affect the current time, he will mostly just be a spectator and not be too involved. The best you can do is cause some "karma" sometimes, and you will not die."

""cause and effect"?"

"Well, for example, "peach blossom luck", "peach blossom luck", and "peach blossom luck"."

"Peach blossom...luck?"

"Yes, you are planning to hold the red string for your teacher. Naturally, your teacher will give you a lot of "love luck"... Bah, it is "love luck". To be honest, it is not worth mentioning, but it is yours.

Teacher’s deepest love for you, you must hold on to it.”

"Don't, I am devoted to my wife for three lives and three lives. There is no room for others. Please help me, teacher, to collect my magical powers." When Zhang Yuanshan heard this, he was so frightened that he almost wet his pants.

Oh my god, do you think this will allow people to live?

After the emperor returned, everything happened one after another. I always felt that if this continued, one of me or the emperor would go crazy.

But now that he has come back to look at the situation, he is afraid that he cannot hold on any longer. Zhang Yuanshan feels that he is going crazy now...

"Three lives and three lives? Then your wife's hairline is a bit too high." Lin Qing's cold right hand, soaked in blue and white and shaped like a ghost, stretched out from his black sleeve and touched his own.

On my chin, I suddenly remembered a certain "domestic fairy tale sadomasochism fantasy four-corner love drama" that should have been buried in my memory for a long time, and suddenly my whole body felt a little bad.

Anyway, after so many years, Lin Qing can’t remember the plot clearly, only the heroine’s astonishingly high hairline is still vivid in her mind.

"It is said that the boundless Void Sea has infinite possibilities. Since there is such a message spreading, it means that there must be such a world in a corner deep in the Void Sea... The place where I wander the most in the time and space of the multidimensional Void Sea is the starting point.

·The area of ​​the super-multiple virtual sea... If calculated based on this, it should be the area where the space-time cluster of the super-multiple virtual sea is in Jinjiang... No, then

What exists in the sea of ​​​​films should be the original "Pillow Book" of Sansheng Sansei. The real possible place should be composed of domestic fantasy dramas, domestic fantasy dramas, domestic magic dramas, domestic fairy tale dramas, domestic historical dramas, and domestic costume dramas.

, domestic urban dramas, domestic detective dramas...etc. [Domestic Romance Drama·Super Void Sea Time and Space Cluster] composed by the world.

Hey, it will be an extremely terrifying multi-dimensional world. Who can climb out alive after entering?" Lin Qing thought of something, thinking that he was superior to gods and demons.

, I was also a little scared because I couldn’t help myself.

"Although I obviously don't think on the same channel as you, Emperor, and I can also feel that you always have something to say, and what you say is obviously different from what I think. But unfortunately, my wife is a nun, and she actually has no hair...

…”

"Get out!" The black robes on Lin Qing's body were billowing layer by layer. Invisible and terrifying moonlight ripples swept across the entire moonlight world with almost no hindrance.

The Taiyin refines the form, the cold light of the ice soul; the Taiyin swings the demon, the ghost and the ethereal world!

At this moment, Zhang Yuanshan suddenly felt that the originally beautiful and soft moonlight seemed to have transformed into another form.

Cold and formless, mysterious and mysterious, frozen in time, it seems that ordinary people will be completely frozen in all thoughts and even their wills if they only have a little contact with it!

The black-robed emperor was originally undulating around him, crying and howling, like all kinds of terrifying ghosts fighting out of the Nine Netherworld. At this moment, they were also frozen under the moonlight, as if they had become the amber of time and space.

The little bug inside.

It is three-quarters of illusory and ridiculous, but actually mixed with nine-cents of reality and horror!

"oh."

As if he felt the emperor's turbulent thoughts in his heart for a moment, Zhang Yuanshan hurriedly stood up and backed away.

He finally understood that even though one and two of his two masters were extremely powerful, they were not human beings. They were really not human beings.

Just listen to Disciple Yun. The reality is that these two completely regard themselves as a shared bicycle. When anyone is fine, they can ride on them for a few steps. When they need themselves, they must act as 997.

Perfect tool, if you use it, then use it.

As for teaching students, embodying truth, goodness and beauty, and achieving master-disciple harmony, both of them invariably passed on the responsibility to the other.

"It's a lot of trouble to teach students and disciples. Anyway, I'm not the only teacher, so I'll leave it to him... It's not easy to find a tool. It's even harder to find a tool who can be trained by other trustworthy people.

ah."

"Mmp, actually I am the one who is really having a hard time..." There are two teachers, two happinesses, but why did it become like this for me?

The two teachers were colluding with each other, and it seemed that they no longer wanted to be human beings.

But Zhang Yuanshan barely took two steps back, but shamelessly came back to Lin Qing's side.

Even if there are ten thousand words in my heart that I want to say to my two "not human" teachers, when death is imminent, I still have to hug the golden elephant legs of the two teachers and live by the dignity of the teachers.

of.

"Emperor, do you know what will happen if I go to the Shaolin Temple to attend the conference with the Zhenwu Sect? You are my teacher, you can't ignore me."

"Isn't it just that you enter the "Land of Six Paths of Reincarnation" and begin to suffer the beatings of fate and years... Well, baptism? It's like you are going to die on the spot and die directly. It's no big deal, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning.

Lift it."

Lin Qing waved his hand casually, and in an instant the ice and snow melted, the ice soul regained its light, and the cold and cold moonlight that had frozen for eternity also became sultry and hazy in an instant, and everything seemed to go back in time and return to the original state again.

"But I'm really going to burp my butt in the "Land of Six Paths of Reincarnation"." Faced with such an unreliable response from his teacher Dijun, even Zhang Yuanshan, who has practiced the shameless magic skill, couldn't help but complain.

"And not only did I die, even my wife's soul returned to the underworld, and we became a pair of miserable mandarin ducks together. In the end, we wasted several lives before she was found by another teacher of mine and taken into the Yuxu Palace in Kunlun."

But by that time, more than half of this era of great strife and calamity had already passed, and it had truly evolved into a terrifying era in which the Dharmakaya was no better than a dog, gods were everywhere, and only legends could shake things up.

The great fortunes of the heaven and earth have long been divided up by the geniuses one by one.

Zhang Yuanshan's contemporaries and several members of the same team also got their start as earth immortals with the help of their teachers. As for the chicken-slaughter sword god, he even got the complete version of "Seven Swords of Jie Tian" and its general outline, "

"Legend" is in sight.

Comparing people with others makes me really angry!

It is said that among the Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun under Yuanshi Tianzun in the past, Huanglong was famous for having "no cultivation, no treasures, and no disciples." Whenever there was a war, he would be hung upside down on the Xuanyuan Liang Gate to worship the heavens.

Three No Golden Immortals.

But Zhang Yuanshan felt that his future body named Yu Banshan's status in the New Kunlun Yuxu Palace was no higher than that of Huang Long.

If he doesn't take advantage of the fact that Zhenwu God is by his side and gather a few handfuls of wool now, when death is imminent, he will most likely die in the mouth of Ben Boer Ba's pepper-chopped fish head!

"Teacher Dijun, I don't expect anything else. You must give me a few magic weapons like the Zhenwu Seven-section Sword to defend myself. After leaving Zhenwu Sect and losing your brilliance, Teacher Dijun, I will have to sleep with my eyes open.

One eye..."

"Hmph, hey, you still want the "Zhenwu Seven-section Sword"? That is the symbol of the leader of the Zhenwu Sect, which is equivalent to a country's sacrificial ritual weapon. Its symbolic meaning is far greater than its practical value. Why are you going out to fight in the world with the Zhenwu Seven-section Sword?

, Xuan Miaozi and the others were so excited that they bumped into the corner of my Zhenwu Palace to death!"

"Then... if that doesn't work, do you have any extra magical soldiers from the other side? Can you send me some to protect me? My mother has always said that boys should learn to protect themselves when they go out..."

Zhang Yuanshan hesitated for a while and finally revealed his intention.

Lin Qing: "..."
Chapter completed!