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Chapter 42 Orchid-scented shit

"There is such a beauty in the world?"

"You are ignorant, you are. This is the number one courtesan of the Tang Dynasty. I have seen her portrait. Miss Yue'er is here in our Qincheng."

"It's really Miss Yue'er. I can see Miss Yue'er's face in my lifetime. I have no regrets in this life!"

"But what is an automatic alchemy furnace?"

Chen Nan asked Ji Qiongxi, "Is she very famous?"

Ji Qiongxi rolled her eyes and said that she was stupid about this person. "It's only the extent to which ninety-nine percent of men and ninety-nine percent of women in the Tang Dynasty know. She has great talent in playing chess, calligraphy and painting, and has a mysterious background, but her cultivation is very talented, and she is the number one courtesan in the Tang Dynasty."

"Courtess! Oh—**! It's the kind that sells skills but not your body." Chen Nan nodded.

"Master, if her many suitors knew about this, you would be beaten to death." Bai Chun muttered, even she knew how famous this month was.

Yue'er glanced at Chen Nan, as if she heard their whispers, and her red lips with a sad expression opened her mouth. "What this young master said is that Yue'er's life is cheap, so everyone can plead to avoid falling." That expression that was extremely loving and pity almost melted Chen Nan's heart.

My sister is so amazing that she is the most famous courtesan in the Tang Dynasty!

Yue'er was originally the focus of everyone. When she heard her words and looked at her expression, the people who were surrounded by melon-eating people were immediately excited. Everyone standing by Shen Nan's side was glaring at him at this moment, as if he had done something evil that was harmful to the world.

"Miss Yue'er, don't be sad about a rogue's words."

“We will always support you.”

"So what is that automatic alchemy furnace?"

Chen Nan pretended to be surprised. "Miss Yue'er's name is well-known and I admire it very much. I have also studied it a little about the music, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing, dancing, and poetry. The seven orifices have been opened to the six orifices. If Miss Yue'er enjoys her face, we will choose a good time and a beautiful scenery. It is good to talk about mulberry and hemp under the moon!"

Chen Nan, who was a rascal and rogue one moment, became a genius and elegant talented man the next moment. The rapid change from time to time is shocking, and his acting skills are as superb as the number one courtesan in the Tang Dynasty.

"It's too late for you to pretend to be in front of Miss Yue'er." Liu Yu gently shook the folding fan and walked out of the crowd and deliberately stood by the courtesan. "It's your honor to have Miss Yue'er be the referee for you."

"Yes! Now you pretend to behave as you pretended to behave from the beginning." Chen Nan curled his lips. "I don't care who is the referee, but Mr. Gu seems to be afraid and dare not agree!"

The Confucian scholar shook his sleeves and snorted coldly at the sky. "Hmph! Since Miss Yue'er personally presided over the referee, Gu will naturally give her a face. But if you want to be shameless and shameless, Gu can only accept the disadvantage."

"Since that's the case, in order to ensure the fairness of this competition, it is better for Mr. Gu and Mr. Shen to choose a method of competition. If the winner cannot be decided, then I will decide the third competition. What do you think?" The first courtesan made a beautiful decision on this fair, just and suspenseful competition.

"So great!" The Confucian scholar nodded with satisfaction, staring at Chen Nan with a sneer and arrogance.

"I have no objection, but before the competition, I want to confirm the chips first, whether he has the ability to get what I want." This is Chen Nan's real purpose in making things bigger.

"There are extremely rare spiritual objects that increase physical sensitivity. Gu cannot make any guarantee in a short period of time." He had a high opinion of himself and did not think that under fair conditions, he would lose.

"How about this, our Spirit Master has a medium-grade treasure trotter that increases the body sense. If Mr. Chen wins the medium-grade treasure and the exciting medicine liquid promised before, it belongs to you. If Mr. Gu wins, then Mr. Chen's chips belong to my Spirit Master." Manager Beauty spoke up and suggested.

Then she secretly told Confucian scholars that she was promising some benefits. The Confucian scholar hesitated for a while and agreed. Chen Nan naturally would not refuse. He only recognized the goods but not the others.

"Then draw lots to decide who decides the first competition first." The courtesan soon entered the role of referee.

"Miss Yue'er has no time to bother, so let him decide first! The ending is already destined anyway." The Confucian scholar's arrogance did not decrease at all.

"I wonder what Mr. Gu's position is in Lingyu?" Chen Nan asked with a step forward.

"Investigation and identification!"

"Then let's try our skills in identifying objects. We will take out something from the storage ring for the other party to identify them, and the fastest and most accurate person will win." How can we let the other party experience the most painful hell if we don't defeat him in the place where the other party is most proud of?

"Don't be tempted!" Ji Qiongxi stomped her feet in a hurry. This guy didn't even know some of the most basic common sense. He even used his professional big object identification. He dug his own grave!

"Hey! We have only known each other for half a month. Are we very familiar with each other? Why do we care about me so much?" Chen Nan laughed in a terrifying way.

"You are ungrateful and don't bother to pay attention to you." Ji Qiongxi gritted her teeth and turned her head, but the corner of her eyes kept paying attention to this place.

"Extremely stupid! I'll seek death." The Confucian scholar looked at Chen Nan as if he was looking at an idiot.

Even the manager of Liren felt that Chen Nan's choice was a bit arrogant.

"Then both parties take out the same item, first record the information of their own items, and then compare and confirm the accuracy." The courtesan looked at Chen Nan with a smile, with curiosity and expectation in his eyes.

Chen Nan shook his wrist and a strange alchemy furnace that was tall and tall appeared in front of him. The appearance of this alchemy furnace looked not much different from that of an ordinary alchemy furnace. "This is the automatic alchemy furnace I bet on. What can you identify?"

The Confucian scholar threw a jade gourd to Chen Nan.

After each other wrote down information about their belongings, both parties began to appraise.

Chen Nan played with the jade bottle and asked Heiyu to scan and identify it.

Although the system is useless, basic information can still be identified.

"Scan and identification results: The marinated jade gourd, a medium-grade treasure utensil, has a cubic space inside which can carry gas and liquid objects. The time flow rate inside it is relatively stationary, which can preserve precious objects.

Remaining scented qi was found in the moist jade gourd, which is an excellent thing for practicing scent magical powers."

With these most basic information, it is still difficult to beat the guy with nostrils. Fortunately, I have enough time to search in the mall, and the introduction there is more detailed.

On the surface, Chen Nan beat the jade bottle in his hand with a serious face, pretending to behave.

"Hey, will you be able to investigate and identify things?" Ji Qiongxi couldn't help but speak when she saw this. "At least drive the treasure weapon to see what it does!"

"You know a hammer, this is my exclusive method of identifying objects." Chen Nan looked calmly in the direction of Confucian scholar, seeing that he was indeed trying to use his treasure drive to drive the automatic alchemy furnace, but the progress was not satisfactory.

Hey! The cultural barriers of different worlds are not so easy to break through, oh! I finally found this place.

Linxiu: It looks like a kirin and a mastiff. It is a top monster in the world of immortal cultivation. It is famous for its magical powers of smell. There is an air bag in Linxiu's body. The cultivation and cultivation of strange gases is the foundation of Linxiu's magical powers. Linxiu's body qi is the qi that is emitted from the body by Linxiu's use of the air bag. For other creatures, it is still the treasure for practicing olfactory magical powers. Its smell is

As Chen Nan looked at him, his face gradually became strange, and he was expelled from his body and was called "Fuck".

"Young Master Chen has some ideas?" The courtesan asked with a smile.

"There are some, but the Runyu Gourd contains things, but the Runyu Gourd contains things. I want to find a crowd to open it for me to prevent some people from chewing their ears." I knew it was a fart inside, so the fool went to open it and smell it! It's better to find a bad guy in this kind of thing! For example - Liu Yu!

The Confucian scholar looked up and sneered in contempt. "You are afraid that I will do something in the gourd! Humph, judge a gentleman's belly by the heart of a villain! I have almost used up the things inside, so you can do whatever you want."

Chen Nan's expression became more and more strange, and she laughed softly.

"Since that's the case, can you please let me confirm for Mr. Chen?" As the referee, Hua Ran smiled and volunteered.

Is it an illusion? I always feel like this woman is always looking at me! Chen Nan narrowed his eyes and smiled strangely. "This is not very good!"

The number one courtesan in the Tang Dynasty took the initiative to smell the fart - the picture is so beautiful and I want to see it!

"As the referee of Mr. Chen and Mr. Gu, this kind of thing is naturally the most suitable one for me." The courtesan smiled sweetly, and his charming face made Chen Nan's heart beat slower by half a beat. Then he took the initiative to take the Runyu Gourd from Chen Nan and gently opened the mouth of the gourd

Chen Nan took several steps back decisively, as if he was afraid of a snake and a scorpion, which made the melon-eating crowd make a disdainful whistle-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A faint fragrance penetrated into the courtesan's delicate nose. She wrinkled her nose bridge and pointed her chin and said. "There is a smell of orchids. When the aroma enters the body, the nose will become a little itchy. Then the aroma turns into a warm current, which seems to have a beneficial effect on the sense of smell."

"Puff--cough-cough-cough-cough-cough-cough-cough-cough-cough-cough-cough-cough-cough-cough-cough-cough--cough--cough--cough--cough--cough--cough--cough--cough--cough--cough--cough--cough--cough--cough--cough---cough---cough---cough---cough---cough---cough---cough---cough---cough---cough---cough---cough---cough---cough---cough---cough---cough---cough---cough---cough---cough--cough--cough--cough--cough--cough--cough--cough--cough--cough--

The courtesan frowned and wondered, not knowing what Chen Nan was laughing at? It always felt very unhappy. "Why is Mr. Chen laughing? Is there something wrong with me in my family?"

"Hmph! Miss Yue'er ignores him, he is just a gangster." Liu Yu, the flower protector, stood up to protect the courtesan and asked gracefully. "Is it the first time I have seen something that has increased my sense of smell? Can I also smell it?"

The courtesan looked at Chen Nan and Confucian scholars. The Confucian scholar silently answered and agreed. Chen Nan tried hard to hold back his laughter and nodded. "It's good, hahaha~~ The more people experiment, the more conclusions you draw."

Just smell the bullshit gracefully------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"" Everyone just thought he was too sensational. Liu Yu had already taken the jade gourd and placed it on the tip of his nose and took a deep breath with intoxicated look on his face.

"Oh no, yeah, hurry up and get angry again and again!" Chen Nan laughed out loud, sat on the chair, and couldn't help laughing when he saw Liu Yu's intoxicated expression.

"Master, are you okay?" Bai Chun obediently stretched out his hand and put his breath on Shen Nan's chest, but the doubt in his eyes became deeper.

"What evil are you?" Ji Qiongxi's eyes flashed with concern. "Is it because the other party did something?"

"Ahem! No, let me slowly, breathe------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"As sure as Miss Yue'er described, she felt much more sensitive to the smell in just one mouthful." Liu Yu echoed and exclaimed.

"Let us smell it too!" That was what Miss Yue'er had smelled.

"Yes, yes! Didn't it mean that the more people the better the experiment is?"

This is the star effect. The title of the number one courtesan in the Tang Dynasty is obviously louder than the top internationals in modern times.

"You guys are at ease. Young Master Chen still has to compete, so there is not enough time." The courtesan frowned slightly, and his embarrassed expression immediately made the people who were eating melons stop.

"I have no objection! How can I sweep everyone's interest?" Chen Nan grinned and waved his sleeves generously. Damn, since you guys who are weak when they see women when they see them, embarrass the man and even urge me to take the initiative to smell the fart, then don't blame me for cheating you at that time.

"Stop making trouble, the other party will be completed soon." Ji Qiongxi pushed Chen Nan anxiously. She was even more anxious than Chen Nan, the person involved. If Chen Nan lost the treasure alchemy furnace, she would feel guilty and uneasy when she brought him to the Spirit Lord.

"Don't care about me so much, it will make me misunderstand that you are interested in me." Chen Nan winked with his eyes, his expression was particularly worthy of beating.

"I'm too lazy to care about you." Ji Qiongxi gritted her teeth and turned her head again.

"Haha! Just kidding. I've finished the identification, I'm just waiting for that guy to be bored and see something interesting!"

Seeing the Runyu Gourd keeps circulating in the crowd, everyone smelled the scent of orchids with intoxication - shit! He couldn't help laughing.

Finally, before laughing out of internal injuries, the Confucian scholar was already firmly recovered.

"Mr. Gu will say it first! I'm afraid that after I say it, you will be embarrassed and angry, and the scene will be out of control." Chen Nan looked serious, but he laughed halfway through his seriousness.

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