Chapter 44 Poems
"How should I end this, Master?" Bai Chun could clearly feel the pressure of silence because of the joint relationship, and her hair stood up one by one. Her face was bitter and her childish face was wrinkled.
Chen Nan wiped the corners of his eyes and smiled even more presumptuously. "Good, perfect and honest as me, I just want to liven up the atmosphere and make a joke. You really believe it! As expected, I give people the impression that I am too honest. Just think about it! The world of immortal cultivation is not like a mortal. Some people use the means of extracting Lin's sniffing bag, hahaha!"
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"Chen-Nan!" Liu Yu gritted his teeth, and his handsome face was distorted in anger. "It's all about saying that you are a rascal, but you don't have any cultivation or shame?"
"Nonsense, don't ruin my reputation. I just liven up the atmosphere. Don't you think everyone is very angry?"
"I'm angry, but not angry!" The Confucian scholar resisted the urge to beat this guy into a pig's head and glared at Chen Nan viciously. "Does your reputation still need to be corrupted?"
Although Chen Nan was once again criticized by many people, these people influenced by Confucian culture were just cursing for Chen Nan over and over again.
"Young Master Chen, don't make such jokes again in the future, Yue'er can't afford it!" The courtesan sighed grievingly. Chen Nan and the men he had met were different, and she felt it was difficult to deal with, but for some reason she felt it was very novel and had no sense of boredom at all.
"You guys have no humor at all!" Chen Nan spread his hands.
"Don't behave well if you get a cheap one! Start your business quickly!" Ji Qiongxi breathed a sigh of relief. This guy had already had a solution, but he always made people so scared.
As for whether Chen Nan's previous sentence is really a joke or the next sentence, everyone was tacitly silent and did not pursue it. It would be better to be fooled by being fooled for a while than to wear the hat that cannot be shaken off for the rest of their lives.
Chen Nan went down the steps and did not continue to stimulate these guys whose anger had reached their limits. "Okay! I made a joke and laughed. What should I compare to the second game of the business? Or is it a matter of object identification? Oh! What should I do if I can't get a good thing anymore?"
Only by believing in you can there be a ghost! Everyone has deeply realized the nature of this young man, and the Confucian scholar is no exception. He has a slight slander in his heart and immediately said, "I ruled the country with culture in the Tang Dynasty, so I will compare my literary talent with you."
He still looked down on Chen Nan, but to be safe, he chose the field he was good at.
It can be seen from his confucian dress that he invaded this way. Even if a rascal rogue is lucky and knowledgeable, he does not think that such a rascal can achieve something in literary talent.
"Literary talent-! I joined the army after graduating from junior high school. After retirement, I never touched books in college!" Chen Nan touched his chin and looked a little embarrassed.
"When it comes to literary talent, we naturally recommend poetry, songs, and lyrics. Since Miss Yue'er is the subject of the referee for us, we will write a poem about the moon within a stick of incense." The Confucian scholar proposed a comparison according to the case of the abdomen!
"I am good at lewdness and dampness. Isn't it difficult for me to recite poems?"
"Can you do it? Why don't you wait for me to come up with a poem about the moon and send it to you!" Ji Qiongxi sent a low voice.
"How can men not do it? I remember that when I was by the lotus in West Lake, I was so wet for eight days and eight nights. I gave me nicknamed Jade Hand Breaking Flowers. Do you think I can do it?" Chen Nan said in a blink of an eye.
"I'm so sorry, I lost and you were crying."
The courtesan saw Chen Nan laughing and making fun of her, and his eyes narrowed into crescent moons and smiled. "Young Master Chen still has Yu Yu to flirt with the woman. Is there a good sentence?"
"Oh! Not yet, no hurry, there is still some time before a stick of incense." Chen Nan replied calmly, then raised his eyebrows and said with a smile. "I don't know if it's an illusion, but Miss Yue'er seems to be paying special attention."
"What are you talking about Mr. Chen? As a referee, if you don't pay attention to Mr. Chen and Mr. Gu, who should I pay attention to?" Hua Gu looked natural, and suddenly covered her mouth and smiled and said playfully. "How can I know if Mr. Chen doesn't pay attention to me? As a competition, the young master should pay attention to his opponent."
"Miss Yue'er's words are reasonable. He seems to be aloof on the surface and just wants to attract Miss Yue'er's attention." Liu Yu immediately put a deception.
"I wonder when Miss Yue'er will come to Qincheng, what is the purpose of coming here?" Chen Nan seemed to have forgotten the competition for Yue'er's poems.
Of course, in the eyes of some people, he believes that he has no chance to give up on his own initiative.
"I just want to walk around the vast Tang Dynasty and see the customs and scenery of various places. After all, if we women find a lover to marry a wife, we will never be so leisurely and free again." The courtesan sighed sadly, as if sighing for her fate as a woman. "I heard that a grand poetry competition will be held in Yuhang on the Qixi Festival on the seventh day of the seventh month. I started traveling around Jiangsu and Zhejiang because of the abundant world. I just arrived in Qincheng today. Mr. Chen asked what these things were done?"
"Oh! I'm idle, so I'm just talking to you." I explained to the courtesan casually, and Chen Nan touched his chin and frowned and murmured.
The Chinese Valentine's Day Poetry Competition in Yuhang, Jiangsu and Zhejiang! This should be the ancient world of the immortal cultivation world, not the Great Heavenly Dynasty! I feel inexplicably when I hear these nouns! Chen Nan turned his head and asked, "Qiong Xi, how did these names of Yuhang, Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and Qixi come from?"
For such a problem that even a ten-year-old child knows, Ji Qiongxi really wanted to roll his eyes and back his head, but he had no choice but to explain to him the common sense of this novice.
"The founding Dragon Ancestor Emperor ten thousand years ago led the Long Family to sweep across the world and establish the current Tang Dynasty. His Majesty the Dragon Group is not only invincible in the world, but also impeccable in governing the country. But sometimes he will make some strange actions.
For example, if you use great magical powers to dig the Yangtze River and the Yellow River, name each state and county, promote Confucianism, stipulate national festivals, etc.! It can be said that the current Tang Dynasty was planned and built by His Majesty Dragon Ancestor."
"So that's it!" If this so-called Dragon Ancestor was said to have not traveled through time from ancient times of the Celestial Empire, he would not believe it if he killed the two Haha!
"Hmph! Gu has already thought of the poem about Yongyue." The Confucian scholar looked up proudly and looked at Chen Nan with contempt. "Are you already planning to give up?"
"What's the hurry? It's not the time to incense sticks yet!"
"Hmph! Since that's the case, let everyone appreciate this poem about the moon first." The Confucian scholar regained his previous nobleness and arrogance, took several steps slowly, shook his head and chanted.
"I think I am as poor as the sky and the sea,
Ten thousand rainbow lights raise clam treasures.
If there is no moon house in heaven,
The cinnamon twigs support the westward wheel.”
As the referee, Hua Gu immediately commented and praised. "Okay! Mr. Gu is indeed very talented. Although this poem about the moon is simple, it quotes two folk legends: "The moon is full of clam and the pearl of the clay" and "The seven treasures combine with the moon and the people cultivate the moon", which adds a mythical and mysterious color to the simple and beautiful moon, and has become one of the best sentences!"
"Thank you for your comments and praises from Miss Yue. This song of Yongyue was originally given to you. I hope you don't refuse." The Confucian scholar smiled elegantly and glanced at Chen Nan with confidence, feeling that the victory of the second game was in sight.
Hum! Originally, this poem about the moon was prepared for Miss Yue'er at the seventh lunar month poem meeting. It took me several months to transform the rhetorical style. Tell me how to lose?
"Thank you, Mr. Gu, for your kindness! I am afraid that I can't afford such a good sentence!" The courtesan refused politely. The Confucian scholar's senses in her heart had already dropped to a low point. What's more, as the number one courtesan in the Tang Dynasty, there are many talented people around her, and there are many more talented than this Confucian scholar.
The Confucian scholar bowed his hand awkwardly, feeling a little embarrassed, and immediately snorted at Chen Nan, "Chen Nan, right? The time for an incense stick has come. Have you made a poem about the moon? If it really doesn't work, you can ask your friends to help."
"I just arrived in Qincheng today like Miss Yue'er, and I stayed overnight on the riverside outside the city last night." Chen Nan smiled and answered the question as if he was irrelevant.
Hua Guai smiled and said, "That's a coincidence. But what is this related to the poem of Yongyue? Isn't Mr. Chen really unable to write a poem?"
Chen Nan smiled and took a deep breath, shook his head and moaned.
The waves are shining through the wild, and the sky is faintly hidden.
The mud has not yet solved the arrogance of jade, and I want to sleep in the fragrant grass.
It’s a pity that the wind and moon in the stream do not let Qiong Yao break.
Unsad the saddle and slim the green willow bridge, and Du Yu called out the spring dawn.
With the poem he recited, the noise around him gradually disappeared. After he finished reciting, the corner of the Spirit Lord became silent.
Everyone stared at Chen Nan with his eyes wide open and his eyes were dumbfounded. The reason why they were shocked and stunned was the beauty of the poem. The most important thing was that it was too great to create such beautiful poems from Chen Nan, a rascal who they knew.
Even Ji Qiongxi and Bai Chun stared with beautiful eyes and small mouths, and Chen Nan could write poems and was so beautiful that it had a greater impact on them, so great that his mind was short-circuited.
"Ahem! Please don't be crazy about brother, brother is just a legend." Chen Nan carried his hands on his back and looked up at the ceiling, and his figure suddenly became ethereal and arrogant.
"Miaomiao!" The courtesan's eyes shining like stars, as if they had known Chen Nan for the first time, staring at him for a few seconds and applauded vigorously.
"Young Master Chen is really talented and can't be revealed. In just fifty-two words, it says the place, time, scenery and his own feelings, integrating the natural scenery and his own feelings, depicting a state where both things and things are forgotten and transcends the world. At the same time, it expresses the indifferent state of mind in poetry and painting, expressing optimism, open-mindedness, and ambition with the mind of going against one's side.
Especially the sentence "I want to sleep in the fragrant grass" is the most popular among my family. It not only describes the rich drunkenness, but also describes the beauty of the fragrant grass under the moon and the joy that I feel because of my love for this beautiful scenery.
Although Mr. Chen looks unruly, he actually likes to appreciate this natural scenery just like me! This is the most beautiful and wonderful poem that I have heard of."
"Miss Yue'er is a joke." Chen Nan was proudly browsing and laughed. "The victory and loss have been decided. I won two games in a row. Mr. Gu and Manager Zhao can fulfill their promise."
"This is impossible. I don't believe you can make such a poem!" The Confucian scholar had a hideous face and was mercilessly crushed twice by a rascal who he looked down upon. They were still in the field he was good at. How could he be willing and how could he believe it?
"Don't say that you know me very well. We have only known each other for less than an hour. You just rely on your vulgar physiognomy to determine that I am ignorant. Facts have proved that your physiognomy is Tuoshi, your object identification is also a hot chicken, and your talent is just that! If you had digged a hole and buried yourself! Don't be embarrassed again." Chen Nan sneered and cursed with a calm face without any mercy.
If he said this at first, others would think he was an idiot, but after he used his absolute strength to crush the Confucian scholars, he would say this, he would be a powerful showman, and he would be truly awesome.
"You are looking for death!" Ru Shi trembled all over, his eyes roared red, and he suddenly rose against Chen Nan regardless of the occasion. The peak cultivation level of fasting was undoubtedly revealed.
"Gu Changqing, stop." The beauty manager's face changed, shouted loudly, and burst out with a momentum far beyond fasting. She was a master of Ningyuan Realm.
However, the Confucian scholar suddenly rose up, and the distance between him and Chen Nan was too short, so she had no time to stop him.
The courtesan smiled faintly, and his eyes showed his expression of watching the show.
"Brother Shen!" Ji Qiongxi subconsciously exclaimed.
Bai Chun wanted to show it, but Chen Nan took the initiative.
A happy look flashed across Liu Yu's face, just like what the Confucian scholar thought. "I'll die for me by a mere agile cultivation!"
The Confucian scholar slapped out his palm, and a "Yan" character appeared in his palm, and the flames spread to his palm.
"Confucian and Mohism·Yanwen characters!"
Chen Nan walked up to the bellow fire palm, pinched his right hand into a sword finger, and formed a sword as thin as a blade, and bombarded the front.
"Let me down!"
Chapter completed!