Chapter 133 Beard
It turned out that it was not Xiao Cui lying on the bed, but an old maid in Yihongyuan! The maid was sleeping soundly. When she saw the candlelight flashing in a trance, she was so scared that she turned over and jumped up, pulled a quilt to cover her chest, and shouted in a scream: "It's so bad! It's so bad!"
Mr. Liu was startled by the old madam's shouting and said quickly: "Small voice, you old **, who would molest you? Tell me quickly, why did you get into my bed? Where did Xiao Cui go?"
The old madam saw clearly that the one who stood by the candle was actually the richest local household. So she grinned and said, "Oh... who do I think it is! It turns out to be Mr. Liu! What are you doing? If Mr. Wen likes me, you can't rob it openly!"
Yuanwai Liu was furious and said, "Who has fallen in love with you? You shameless slut, tell me, how did you get into the house?"
The madam was disappointed, but she was used to rolling in the romantic scene. Who hadn't seen anyone before? So she darkened her face and said, "I said, Mr. Liu, I'm sleeping, I haven't asked you for money yet! I can see that the master like you who doesn't recognize others after wearing pants!"
Mr. Liu sneered: "Do you still want to ask me for money? I'll send you into the yamen to punish you for being trespassed in a private house!"
When the madam heard this, she couldn't help laughing so hard that her branches trembled. Mr. Liu asked, "What are you laughing at?"
The madam stopped and smiled and said, "Okay, Mr. Liu, you are the evil ones who complain first and beat me up!"
Mr. Liu sneered: "It's good that you understand. Tell me quickly, how did you come into my house? If you want to make it clear, I will never let you suffer a loss!"
When the madam heard that she had money, she immediately became energetic. She said in a coquettish voice: "Did I say, how could Mr. Liu be so petty? He still doesn't admit his claim after sleeping?"
Yuanwai Liu angrily said, "Stop talking nonsense, tell me how you came in!"
The madam is a yellow man with wrinkles on her face, which makes Mr. Liu feel disgusted! The madam then told Mr. Liu that things happened. It turned out that in recent times, the madam has always dreamed of lingering with a man at night. When she woke up in the morning, the man disappeared. At first she thought it was a dream, but she tried to wake up from the dream more often, but she never succeeded, as if she was in a nightmare!
When Mr. Liu heard her say this, he was shocked and asked her if she saw Xiao Cui? The madam asked Mr. Liu, who is Xiao Cui? Only then did Liu, know that Xiao Cui used some magic, actually transport the madam to his bed. He thought the madam was Xiao Cui, but the madam thought she was dreaming! No wonder she had to blow the light every time! But why was she trying so hard to make such a trick?
Mr. Liu was shocked and remembered the gold, silver and jewelry he had accumulated for half his life, so he hurriedly ran into the vault and saw that the vault that was full of money was now empty! When Mr. Liu saw it, he was furious and immediately spit out a mouthful of blood!
Then he quickly ordered his subordinates to search for Xiao Cui everywhere, but after searching for her for most of the day, he didn't see her! Mr. Liu knew that he had been trapped, so he quickly sent someone to the yamen to report the case. He sent some servants to the cave to arrest Xiao Cui, and he rushed to Xiao Cui's parents' home and vowed to ask for it clearly!
Mr. Liu rushed to the mass grave outside the city and searched around it, but did not find Xiao Cui's parents' home. In the place where there should be a house, there was only a lonely grave left, with a piece of basil growing around it. From time to time, snakes and rats rushed out from inside. The wild wind blew, and the ghostly aura was so strong that Mr. Liu couldn't help but feel numb!
Wei Xuzi talked about this and said with a whisper, "Sir Liu has been left with a root of illness in his heart since then, and he finally can't get sick. Oh, this kid is involved in this shocking case. Do you think the government can't arrest him?"
The bearded nodded and said, "It is not an exaggeration to sentence him to death!"
Another prisoner squeezed into his head and said, "I think that Mr. Liu should die suddenly. You don't know that the old castrated donkey was so bad that he was so tired. If he didn't die, then God would be really unhappy!"
The bearded man patted Han Sanbian's shoulder and said, "So, you kid are still eliminating the harm for the people!"
Wei Xuzi beat him up and said, "This is apart from this, but his head is not guaranteed!"
Everyone couldn't help but feel silent and dispersed one after another. Wei Xuzi was quite talkative. As soon as he lay on the straw curtain, he turned over and sat up again, and asked Han Sanbian: "Boy, do you have anyone in your family?"
Han Sanbian shook his head and said, "There is no one at home!" Wei Xuzi slapped his thigh and said regretfully: "Oh no, if you are like this, you will suffer if you go to the court!"
The bearded man said to Wei Xuzi: "Hey, I said Wei Xuzi, you kid can't help but scare him?"
Wei Xuzi said seriously: "Wang Datou, who do you think of me? I'm telling him how to behead his head. The knowledge here is so great!"
Han Sanbian asked Wei Xuzi, "This beheading is beheading, what else can I learn? Wei Xuzi said erectly: "Wrong! This beheading is different from beheading!"
Han Sanbian asked him why it was different? Wei Xuzi twitched his mouth and forked and said, "You are ignorant! As the saying goes, having money can make the devil push the mill. As long as you have money, the beheading will be different. I just asked you if there is anyone in your family, that's what it means!"
The bearded man sighed and said, "Whoever is not a poor jingle ringing here? He can't even fill his stomach, so where can he give money to those turtle bastards?"
Wei Xuzi was quite touched and nodded frequently and said, "Wang Datou is right. No matter when, we are poor guys, we are suffering from losses! Who made us so poor?"
Wei Xuzi then told Han Sanbian the difference between the money spent and the money spent. The money spent, the executioner raised his sword and fell down. The beheaded man felt a chill on his neck and his head moved, so he couldn't feel the pain at all! If he met those who refused to spend money, the executioner raised his sword and fell down, and the death row prisoner's neck was cut into blood and blood, he wouldn't die, and in the end he would feel pain. Only then would he be out of the sea of suffering!
Han Sanbian was so scared that he asked Wei Xuzi, "Have you given money to the executioner?" Wei Xuzi smiled and didn't answer! The bearded man was leaning against the corner of the wall and pretending to sleep, but suddenly opened his eyes and said, "Don't ask him, this kid is stingy, even if he is so painful, he is reluctant to spend money!"
Wei Wei Zi smiled and said, "Wang Datou, don't look at people in the cracks and look at people in the cracks!"
The bearded man smiled coldly and closed his eyes again! Seeing that the bearded man didn't say anything, Wei Xuzi turned to Han Sanbian and continued, "If you give a big price, you don't need to behead you!" Han Sanbian was surprised and asked Wei Xuzi how this was possible?" Wei Xuzi said, "How is it impossible? I have seen such a person. Although he was sentenced to death, he has never been beheaded. According to him, he spent money to bribe the eunuchs around the emperor!
Han Sanbian was surprised and asked Wei Xuzi: "What is the use of the eunuchs around Emperor Mailtong?"
Wei Xuzi swallowed and said to him: "You don't understand this, it's really fucking useful to bribe the eunuchs around the emperor!"
Han Sanbian asked in confusion: "How is it useful?"
Wei Xuzi complained: "Why don't you use your brain? Think about it carefully, what do the eunuchs around the emperor usually do?"
Han Sanbian thought for a while and said, "Isn't it just serving the emperor? What else can they do?"
Wei Wei Zi was so anxious that he scratched his head and said, "You... why are you so stupid! I can tell you directly. You have to know that we prisoners who have been sentenced to death cannot be executed directly. We must submit them to the emperor to make a ticking and provocation! This ticking and provocation is also very knowledgeable...!"
Han Sanbian asked: "What is the knowledge?"
Wei Xuzi said: "This emperor only picked up the first few pages, and he was too lazy to read the back, so he gave the eunuch the opportunity to take advantage of it!"
Han Sanbian suddenly realized: "You mean..."
Wei Xuzi said: "Yes, if you want to bribe the eunuch, he will always press the piece of paper with your name at the bottom. Even if the above ones are hooked, it will not be your turn to go to the court!" After Wei Xuzi finished speaking, he took his hand and stared at Han Sanbian with pride!
Seeing that Wei Xuzi was easy to talk, Han Sanbian pointed at his bearded man with his chin and asked in a low voice: "What is he doing? Why are he arrested too?"
Wei Wei Zi glanced at the bearded man and lay on Han Sanbian's ear and said, "I heard that he is a thief, who killed more than 30 people in the family. Here, he is the one who died the most unfairly!"
The bearded man leaning against the corner of the wall twitched his lips and said coldly: "Wei Xuzi, what are you chewing on the ears? Be careful that I will cut off your tongue!"
Wei Wei Zi was so scared that his face turned pale and said stutteringly: "I won't say it anymore, I won't say it anymore. It's late, so hurry up and go to bed!" After that, he laughed a few times, then lay on the straw mat, and snored in a short while!
Everyone slept until midnight and was suddenly awakened by the shouts outside the cell. Then a fire lit up inside the cell. The fire was raging and the smoke was filled with choking, making everyone cough continuously, and they couldn't even open their eyes! Everyone was frightened and ran around and shouted loudly, but the prison guards didn't know where they ran!
The fire became bigger and bigger, and the flames had already licked into the cell. Even the straw mats they had sleeping at night were lifted, and Wei Xuzi's clothes were burned. While he was jumping, he slapped the flames on his body. The prisoners rushed to the prison door and slapped the door desperately!
Among the panicked crowd, only the bearded man dusted his clothes calmly and looked coldly at the smoke-filled cell. Wei Xuzi slapped out the flames on his body and shouted: "Wang Datou, why are you doing it? Find a way! If you don't rush out, we will all become mutton skewers!"
Before Wei Xuzi finished speaking, he heard the prison door kicked open from outside. A bald man rushed into the cell and shouted to the smoke-filled cell: "Brother, are you inside? Come out quickly, brothers are here to save you!"
Chapter completed!