I said, "Don't say anything, what kind of chopsticks are used, it's important for us to run away now!"

Brother Zhang said: "Where should we escape? The boat is full of their people. Even if we jump into the water, we can't escape from their palms?"

Heini said: "You think this is OK. Let's set a fire on the boat first. When the people on the boat are in a mess, we will find an opportunity to escape!"

I slapped my hands and said, "This method is good. Let's give them a sound to make them dizzy! Hei Ni, I didn't expect you to be a female Zhuge!"

Hei Ni frowned and said, "Then you need to say it? If you weren't a fake foreigner who had to fall into the trap, we wouldn't have fallen into this place! Cough, this is really a mistake that will bring eternal regret!"

Brother Zhang's face changed and he said "she": "No, someone is here!"

We hurriedly hid behind the box, and soon we saw two people, one tall and one short, coming from the stern! While walking, they were talking, and the shorter said to the tall man: "Brother Taozi, there is one thing I have never understood. How could those monks not get close to women, and we can't do it?"

The tall man stopped and asked the short man, "What are you asking about this? Do you want to become a monk, too?"

The short man shook his hand and said, "No, no! Even if I want to be a monk, I can't stand that sin? But I have recently become obsessed with Saidi Chan, the sausage girl. Not only did I spend my savings, but she also owed a lot of debts to her mother! The most hateful thing is that the sausage girl saw that I had no money, so she coaxed me out. I spent so much money on her, but in the end she ended up like this. Do you think I can swallow this...?"

The tall man covered his mouth and smiled, "Miss San, tell me how it feels like to be like Diao Chan?"

The short one spat and said, "Her grandma, Saidi Zan is so shameless! Even if a big bull comes onto her bed, she will be disbanded! But after that, she took off her clothes, just like a skinned egg, her butt is the butt, ** is **, who can bear it? Even if I think about it now, I still feel itchy in my heart!"

The taller man said, "Look at your promising prospects, is it the first time you meet a woman? This woman, no matter whether it is good-looking or not, it is all the same. There is nothing strange about it! In the future, when you see more women, you will naturally understand! Money is spent for people, and you will earn it after spending it, and then spend it after earning it. But as a brother, you should remind you, don't go to Saidi Chan again in the future! Isn't this old saying that a bitch is ruthless and unrighteous actor, there is a certain amount. If you fight with her again, one day you will be sold by her and you will help her count the money!"

The short man stuck out his tongue and said, "Brother Taozi, don't scare me, I'm so brave!"

The tall man sneered: "What did I scare you? This is all about experience. In the future, you will understand!"

I heard the two of them whispering and stood there still! I couldn't help but feel anxious, so I had to pray in my heart, hoping that these two people would get out quickly! But the two people stood in front of the box and had no intention of leaving! I turned around and glanced at Heni, and saw that Heni was also anxious!

I was in a hurry, and the tall man said again: "You just asked me why monks can not be close to women? In fact, the mystery of this is very simple! In this way, I will tell you a story and you can think about it yourself!"

The shorter asked: "Brother Taozi, what story do you want to tell?"

The tall man cleared his throat and said, "By the way, there was a temple, and there was an old monk in the temple! The old monk was old and was about to die! His disciples were all around the old monk's bed and were waiting for him to die! But after waiting for several days, the old monk just didn't die!

The disciples were so anxious that a monk said to everyone: "Master, he must still have concerns in his heart, so he can't swallow this breath! We who are disciples should fulfill this wish for the master!" The disciples thought it was true. As the saying goes, "Die early and entrusted your life early, you can't let the master suffer in bed!" So the disciples recommended the most favored apprentice and asked the old monk, "Master, do you still have any wishes?"

The old monk's hair and beard were all white and said tremblingly: "Advisor, Master, I have lived for a lifetime and I have nothing to regret, but there is one thing I can't understand..."

The eldest disciple asked the old monk, "What do you have to understand?" The old monk turned red and sighed and said, "Master, I am so old, and I have never seen a woman take off her clothes."

When the eldest disciple heard this, he was in trouble. Everyone got together to discuss it, and finally decided to let the old monk see what the woman looked like! So everyone took one tael of silver, and he paid two taels of silver to raise a sum of money, and asked the handyman in the temple to go to the city to invite a kiln sister!

After the sister of the kiln came, she untied her clothes in front of the old monk and took off her clothes clean! The monk looked at the sister of the kiln with his eyes carefully, waved his hand tremblingly and said, "Okay, let her go!"

The apprentices quickly asked the sister of Kiln to put on their clothes and led her out of the Zen room! After the sister of Kiln left, the elder apprentice asked the old monk, "Master, have you seen it clearly?" The old monk pursed his mouth and said weakly: "I see it clearly, it turns out that it is the same as the nun next door!"

The tall and short laughed loudly together. The short laughed out loud and burst into tears. He bent over. He held the tall man and said, "Brother Taozi, where did you hear the story from? It made my stomach hurt!"

The tall man held the shorter man and said, "Boy, just learn from me. I have a lot of knowledge in my stomach!" After that, he helped the shorter man and walked up to the bow of the boat! We stood up from behind the box, and Hei Ni said "spray" with a blushing face and cursed, "What's the matter, it's so shameless!"

I pulled Raheeni's clothes and whispered: "Stop scolding, let's leave here quickly!"

Heni nodded, pointed to the hatch door next to her and said, "Let's go in and take a look!"

Brother Zhang waved his hand and said softly: "Get in quickly, someone is coming again!"

The four of us quickly got into the cabin. Inside the cabin door was a narrow and dim corridor. There was a ladder on the side of the corridor. There were many wooden boxes stacked under the ladder. You could tell at a glance that it was the warehouse on the boat! The corridor was dark, and there was only a dim light flashing at the end!

I turned around and asked everyone in a low voice, "Who do you have the fire?" Everyone shook their heads at me, and I said, "Why do we set fire without fire? Hei Ni and Uncle, you can hide it first, Brother Zhang and I will go to the front to find the fire!"

Hei Ni and the old man Wuya nodded, walked down the stairs and went down to the bottom of the boat! I winked at Brother Zhang and touched him to the end of the corridor! When I arrived at the end of the corridor, I saw that it turned out to be a kitchen. An elderly old guy was wearing an apron, humming a small tune and facing us, pulling the bellows to cook!

I saw an oil lamp on the stove, and I thought I would go along, but after thinking about it, I didn’t think of a good way to prevent the old man from discovering it! Just as I was worried, Brother Zhang suddenly rushed into the kitchen, picked up a stool on the ground, and ran towards the old man with great strides!

While pulling the bellows "hudahu" and shouted without looking back: "Why are you here again? Aren't you asking you to wait for a while? You...!" The old man turned around and was surprised to find a stranger coming towards him with a horse stool. He screamed "ah", sat on the ground and shouted, "Who are you?"

Before Brother Zhang could finish calling, the stool in his hand suddenly slammed down! The old man screamed, and then fell to the ground! Brother Zhang smashed the old man and threw the stool that was stuck in blood to the corner of the wall, picked up the oil lamp on the stove, raised the stool to me, and said, "We're in a fire!"

I said happily, "It's great, let's go back and find Heni and the others!" Brother Zhang and I walked back with the oil lamp, went back from the stairs to the bottom of the boat, and shouted to the cabin, "Heni, Heni! Where are you hiding?"

In the darkness, two figures suddenly flashed. I looked closely and found that it was Hei Ni and the old man without tooth! Hei Ni saw Brother Zhang holding an oil lamp in his hand, and shouted happily: "That's great, we can finally set the fire!

Brother Zhang asked me, "Old check, how should we release this fire?"

I told Brother Zhang, I will set a fire at the bottom of the warehouse for a while, and then we will hide behind the boxes on the deck. When they found the fire and rushed in to put out the fire, we took the opportunity to jump from the boat to the river and swim to the other side! I just looked at it and it was not far from Shanghai. If everyone fled, after getting ashore, they would go to the Six Kingdoms Hotel in the British Concession to look for me. Do you understand?"

Heini asked: "Where is the Six Kingdoms Hotel? Is that place easy to find?"

I said, "That place is easy to find, you can find it once you ask!" After explaining this, I asked them to go to the deck first. I carried the oil lamp and poured the kerosene in the lamp on the boxes. Then I threw the oil lamp on the top of the box and threw it hard. With a "boom", a huge fire ignited at the bottom of the warehouse!

After I lit the fire, I rushed to the deck in three or two steps. When I looked up, I saw Hei Ni squatting behind a box and waving at me! I quickly hid next to Hei Ni!

Heni whispered to me, "How is it?"

I nodded to Heni and said, "I lit it, it depends on whether they are fooled!"

Heni and I waited for a long time, but there was no movement in the cabin! Heni poked me with his elbow and said, "I said it's fake foreigner, are you not lit at all?"

I said, "It's impossible? I obviously lit it with my own hands?"
Chapter completed!