238. You can but he can't (1)
On the way back to the beach, Li Du saw a group of teenagers playing on straight pulleys.
Long Beach has famous bicycle paths across the United States, but few people really ride bicycles here, most of them are playing inline pulleys or skateboards.
Seeing the teenagers cheering and chasing each other, he was a little envious. At the same age, he studied hard in the classroom and helped his father set up a stall to sell pancakes on the street, while these children were enjoying their youth.
Fans have different fates, Mr. Li couldn't help but sigh.
Back at the beach, Hans was hugging a red-haired beauty and kissing passionately. Li Du couldn't interrupt him, so he could only say to Tina in embarrassment: "Sorry, my guy sent me a request."
Tina smiled and said, "I knew at first glance that this is a guy who can send invitations to you anytime and anywhere in the fourth quarter of the year, three months in the whole quarter, thirty days in the whole month, twenty-four hours in the whole day."
Li Du felt that this evaluation was very pertinent.
Tina did not stay, she handed Li Du a small craft bag, then changed into a bikini and returned to the beach.
Just like the previous two times, they met like clouds and winds, and then separated like clouds and winds.
But for some reason, after savoring the three contacts, Li Du felt that Tina had a bit of a confidante.
He opened the small bag and there was a stack of paper money inside. It didn't matter how much he could find it was two thousand yuan.
Li Du smiled and put away the money. This was what he lent to the girl when Saidona was separated last time. He forgot about this encounter, but he didn't expect Tina to remember it.
Seeing him getting money from Tina, the red-haired beauty beside Hans was a little surprised and said, "What is this handsome guy doing? The legendary playmate? It makes a lot of money."
Hans laughed and said, "I know this guy, a little white-faced person. He lives a good life and can make money every time."
Li Du shouted: "Hans Fox, my good brother, it's great to meet you here. By the way, has your genital warts been cured? I know an Indian witch doctor, and he is said to have great experience in treating this thing!"
The people around him turned their heads and looked weird.
Hans was stunned and shouted, "Fake, what are you talking nonsense!"
Li Du looked around as if he was very fierce: "What are you looking at? Have you ever seen a man with genital warts?"
The red-haired girl pushed Hans away and ran away, spitting while running.
Turis and others laughed and screamed:
"Beautiful job, Boss Li!"
"Boss Fu, you were fooled!"
"Oh, poor Boss Fu, the beauty he got flew away."
Hans raised his middle finger at them helplessly and said, "I must have done something wrong, otherwise why would God punish me for knowing you bastards?"
After staying in Long Beach for another day and night, the group drove back to Flagpole City.
Turis and others returned directly, while Li Du and Hans changed their cars to Phoenix and went to the association to join the Hundred Thousand Club.
The income of 300,000 this time is absolutely well documented, and with the 200,000 yuan sold to black professors last time in Tucson, they can definitely join the 100,000 club.
Along the way, Hans was in a high spirit, sitting in the car and singing loudly, and looking forward to a happy life after joining the Hundred Thousand Club.
Li Du couldn't stand it anymore and smiled and said, "Be quiet, Boss Fu, there is an old saying in China, "Happy chickens beat eggs, it's not a good thing to be too proud."
Hans raised his middle finger to the sky and shouted loudly: "These words are definitely treacherous. I, Hans Fox, believe that things are done by humans! I don't believe in God! I will make the decision on my destiny!"
Hans was even more proud when he arrived at Phoenix and entered the branch station of the American Warehouse and Treasure Picking Association.
Seeing them coming, the fat girl Valerie smiled and said, "Wow, wow, let's see who is coming? Arizona treasure-picking two heroes! Welcome to return triumphantly!"
Hans laughed: "It seems that our deeds have been passed back to Arizona. There is no need to praise too much. It is our duty to represent Arizona to teach those arrogant bastards in California a lesson!"
Arizona and California are neighbors. Chinese people pay attention to distant relatives as good as close neighbors. Americans believe that distance produces beauty, and good people produce bad neighbors.
The relationship between the two states has always been not very good. People in California look down on Arizona and think it is a barbaric place, and people here are poor, unqualified and bastards.
People in Arizona think that people in California are cold-blooded and affectionate. They only care about money, they are all bastard vampires and sissies.
Therefore, once many industries in the two states appear together, there will be strong competition. Which side wins, it will make a big splash in the industry in the state.
Except for Valerie, the others also changed their attitude when they saw the two, making jokes and praising them all.
Someone came up to pat Hans to pick up treasures and said, "You did a pretty job this time. You guys have to deal with the sissy in California, right?"
Hans raised his head and said, "It's not just a simple meal. Brother, they're miserable. They lost a lot this time. Both the Biaowang and the Diaowang warehouse were photographed with garbage, those idiots!"
Li Du felt that it was not good to be so high-profile, so she winked at Hans and said, "I'm a little tired, hurry up and do the business."
Hans shrugged, "Of course, of course, dear Miss Valerie, you should know what we are here for?"
As he said that, he took out an emerald blue-green transparent shell from his bag and handed it to Valerie. The shells were opened and a small mini garden appeared in it.
This is a special work of art in Long Beach, which is valuable. This shell costs more than 400 US dollars.
Seeing this gift, Valerie cheered, grabbed Hans and gave him a passionate kiss.
Hans struggled hard, but he couldn't escape the fat girl's fat claws!
"For God's sake, dear girl, do your business quickly!"
This is the first time Li Du saw Hans take the initiative to push away the intimate behavior made by the opposite sex.
After parting, he chuckled in a low voice: "You are really willing to pay for picking up girls, but you really want to pick up Valerie? This is a good girl..."
Hans said depressedly: "Who is going to pick up Valerie? We are good friends!"
Li Du asked, "Then why are you giving her such a valuable gift? To give it to her friends? This thing is usually given to her favorite girl, right?"
Hans said helplessly: "Yes, I was going to give it to the red-haired girl yesterday, but I was scared away by you."
Li Du said: "Then I did a good thing. It is more appropriate to give this thing to Valerie than to that girl."
Indeed, Valerie was in a good mood after receiving this gift and worked much faster.
A few minutes later, she took out a form and handed it to Li Du, and said happily: "Come on, Li, fill in your information, and then I will do it for you today, so that you can join the 100,000 club."
Hans asked with a smile, "Where is mine?"
Valerie giggled, "I think you can join in next time."
Hans' smile was a little stagnant: "Stop kidding, baby."
Valerie didn't laugh anymore and said seriously: "I'm not kidding, Boss Fu, you can't join the Hundred Thousand Club..."
Chapter completed!