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247. Weird Wedding (Twilight Alliance +2)

The treasure-picking people gathered around and looked at the family strangely. Someone asked the auctioneer and said, "Man, what's going on?"

The auctioneer was also confused: "Sorry, I don't know, let me make a call."

He went to call, and the family was still arguing.

Li Du looked at Hans and asked, "You are a warehouse and auction all-in-one. Do you know what's going on?"

Hans looked confused: "I am very happy to accept your praise, brother. As for what happened, I'm sorry I don't know."

The blonde girl was kicking the warehouse door hard, screaming: "Open the door for me! Open the door for me! Dad, brother! You guys open the door for me!"

The blonde young man went up to hold her and said angrily: "Avril, don't go crazy. You let your father lose all his face. For God's sake, spare him."

"Yes, your dad did something wrong, do you want to punish him like this?" said the middle-aged woman in tears.

Avril pointed to the warehouse and said, "Mom, I love my dad, I love you too, you know! I don't understand why I can't like a warehouse. Will this hurt anyone?"

"This will hurt us!" the middle-aged man said seriously.

Avril said: "Why? I work hard, love life, and take everyone seriously. Why can't you accept that I like a warehouse?"

A treasure picker next to him said, "Sir, ma'am, I think you should talk calmly. I probably understand. This lady likes warehouses. What's the matter? We all like warehouses..."

"Hey, brother, it's not your business, can you not get involved?" said the blonde young man impatiently.

Avril looked happy and said, "Look, not only me, everyone likes the warehouse!"

The middle-aged man yelled, "Are they like you? You want to marry this warehouse! You want to marry this damn thing! What about them? You ask them, will they marry a warehouse?"

Li Du was stunned when he heard this. He clenched his ears and said, "Sorry, brothers, did I hear it wrong? He was talking about marrying the warehouse?"

Hans said in surprise: "You heard it right, I understand, this girl has a fetish."

Li Du knows that many people have fetishes, such as some men love legs, stockings, high heels, and some women love tie, leather shoes, etc.

But love warehouse? It was the first time he heard about it.

The girl said, "I don't care what they choose, Dad and Mom, if you love me, you respect my choice. I have no intention of hurting anyone, I just want to follow my heart."

The warehousing company's people came and went over and said, "Can we go to the office to chat? Mr. Larry, stop making trouble here."

Avril shouted, "No, I don't go there, open the warehouse for me!"

The blonde young man wanted to force her to take her away. The girl got angry and suddenly took out a pistol from her handbag, pointed at them excitedly and shouted: "Don't force me! Don't force me!"

Seeing this, the onlookers were suddenly in an uproar. The treasure-picking people quickly retreated, and someone immediately called 911 to call the police.

The middle-aged man showed pain on his face and said, "Oh, no, Avril, what are you doing? You pointed a gun at your parents? Love your family?"

Avril's hands shook a few times, and then said firmly: "I don't know, Dad, I don't want to hurt you, but you can't separate Benjamin from me!"

"This is a warehouse..." the middle-aged man shouted hysterically.

The situation was not good, Hans quickly walked up, raised his hands and said, "Calm down first, everyone, you need to calm down, take a deep breath OK? Everyone, take a deep breath first."

"Who are you?" Avril looked at him.

Hans said: "I am your kind, at least I know you, I know us."

Everyone looked at him, and Avril's family also looked at him.

Hans continued: "In 2007, Elica of San Francisco fell in love with the Paris Eiffel Tower. In the same year, after she retired from the army, she went to Paris to hold a wedding with the tower under the witness of her friend, and changed her surname to the 'Eiffel Tower'."

The middle-aged man said in shock: "Oh, no!"

"There is also a Japanese guy who is very obsessed with a cartoon character in the computer game "LovePlus". In 2009, he held a grand wedding in Tokyo to marry the virtual bride..." Hans said.

"This is fake!" someone shouted.

Hans glared at the man and said, "Of course it's true. I still remember that the guy is called Kato Eagle! Their wedding was held at the Tokyo Institute of Technology, hosted by a pastor, and he went to Guam for a honeymoon!"

Li Du thought about it in his mind. The name Kato Eagle is very familiar. Hans is definitely not talking about the Kato Eagle he knows.

"And in Sweden, a girl named Rita married the Berlin Wall! She also held a grand wedding and changed her surname to the 'Berlin Wall'." Hans continued to talk.

"But wasn't the Berlin Wall demolished?" said the blonde young man subconsciously.

Hans shrugged and sighed, "Yes, that poor girl, her husband died young, but this is normal. There are so many widows in the world, right?"

Some treasure pickers laughed, and they thought Hans was talking nonsense.

Li Du looked at these people with dissatisfaction, frowned and said, "Shut up, don't make trouble, you bastards, all of you go back!"

If it were in the past, he, a Chinese, would definitely be ridiculed and attacked by the treasure-picking people.

But now he has status and fame. The treasure-picking people are not angry after being criticized by him, and they obediently took a few steps back.

Hans continued to appease the girl and said, "Avril, are you Avril? I am Hans Fox. I'm very happy to know you, girl, put down your pistol, let's talk about anything."

Avril was still very excited and said, "I'm not a pervert! I'm not wrong with my liking warehouses, right?"

Hans said confidently: "Of course, you are not perverts, we are not. If this is considered perverted, then all Nepali people are perverts!"

Li Du cooperated and asked, "Why do you say that?"

Hans smiled and said, "Don't you know? Every January 28, a ceremony called Yixi is held in Kathmann."

"At the ceremony, the girls of the Nivar tribe were to marry a fruit called Bell. The girls of the Nivar tribe had to marry three times in their life. The first time they were married to the wooden apple, which was the fruit marriage; the second time they were married to the sun, look, what is the difference between their lovers and warehouses?"

Li Du nodded and said, "No difference, no problem!"

Avril finally relaxed, and Hans waved his hand gently, "Take a deep breath, girl, put away the gun, are you going to shoot in front of your boyfriend? Will he like violent girls?"

The blonde girl handed the gun to Hans and said, "No, I'm just forced to do it. You know my mood, right?"

Hans took the gun and said, "Of course, I understand."
Chapter completed!
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