697. Cheap to blame (1/5)
After Hans learned the price of the meal, he converted it and found that it was only more than 500 US dollars, and he repeatedly praised China's reasonable price control and low price.
Li Du thinks this guy has a novel brain circuit. You, an American, make US dollars in the United States, but when you come to China to spend, it is still converted into US dollars. Don’t you think the prices are low?
After dinner, they drove to the campus of Normal University.
Previously, Hans's beautiful teacher replied to the message. As he guessed, she did not bring her cell phone in class before and kept it in the dormitory.
They had no classes in the afternoon, so the girl asked him to meet at two o'clock, which was located in a cafe next to the school.
Li Du read Hans' chat records and said that the girl looked good and very serious. She wanted to invite Hans to have a drink this time, and she said in advance that there would be classes in the evening, so they could only meet in the afternoon.
They arrived at the cafe in advance and stopped to chat.
Li Du asked, "What is this girl's name? Rachel? What is her Chinese name?"
"I don't know, I call her English, but she calls me Chinese." Hans said.
Li Du's gossip fire began to burn, and he asked, "What is your Chinese name?"
Hans shut up and said that this was.
Li Du was so angry that he wanted to slap him. What is his name?
However, seeing that Hans's face was not very good, he thought he was unhappy when he asked too much, so he had to apologize: "I'm sorry, Boss Fu, I was just curious."
Hans asked in confusion: "What, why did you suddenly apologize?"
Li Du said: "I think you are unhappy."
Hans frowned and shook his head, saying, "No, I'm not unhappy, my stomach is a little uncomfortable."
Li Du asked with concern: "What's wrong? Or is it because of the local environment?"
After arriving at his hometown, Godzilla and Dao were all normal. Hans had a diarrhea several times. They went to the county hospital to see him. The doctor said that he was not accommodating to the local conditions when he came to China from the United States.
Hans wondered: "It shouldn't be, my stomach doesn't hurt, it's just a very swelling."
As he was talking, a "gurgling" sounded in his stomach, and it seemed that he was about to have a stomachache again.
Li Du gave him two packs of paper and asked him to go to the cafe to the toilet to clean his intestines so that he would not get out of trouble when he saw the beautiful teacher later.
After Hans left, Dao asked him: "Boss, let's wait in the car?"
Li Du said: "No, I will take you to find a tourist attraction, but I have to wait a moment to meet that girl first and make sure there is nothing wrong with them."
Hearing him say this, Dao pushed open the door of the car and said, "Then I'll go to the toilet first, damn it, my stomach is not very comfortable."
Hans and Dao's stomachs were having problems one after another, and Li Du was puzzled. Is there any problem with lunch?
However, they only finished lunch less than an hour, so it is logical that if there is any problem with lunch, it will not happen so quickly.
After Dao left for a while, Godzilla's stomach also made a 'gurgling' sound. He covered his stomach and said, "Fake!"
Li Du couldn't help but curse: "Fak! There's something wrong with lunch!"
Godzilla has a steel stomach and intestines, so he can eat it. Obviously, his stomach and intestines have a good digestive ability, but now even he feels uncomfortable in his stomach. It must be that something was wrong with the seafood he ate for lunch.
He took Godzilla into the restaurant and saw Hans chatting with a tall ponytail girl sitting in a high chair with coffee.
Seeing him come in, Hans showed an unhappy expression and called and asked, "Li, why are you here? Damn it, can you keep some for me?"
Li Du said impatiently: "Godzine has diarrhea and I will take him in to find the bathroom."
Hans was happy: "Ha, he was also uncomfortable? Well, I blamed you wrongly."
As soon as Godzilla entered the door, he attracted a lot of attention. Li Du casually asked someone to ask about the location of the bathroom and took Godzilla over.
He felt that there was nothing wrong with his stomach, so he was a little proud. Xiao Feizhu had improved his physical fitness too much, and his stomach and intestines were obviously much stronger than others.
As the saying goes, extreme happiness leads to sadness. He has not been happy for a long time. He feels that intestinal peristalsis is accelerated and that there is a sensation of energy that needs to be excreted, which is commonly known as fart.
It is normal to fart. There is a saying in Li Du’s hometown that farts are the spirit of life. How can there be no reason to not let go?
Of course, this is a cafe, which is a public place, and it is a bit unqualified to fart. So Mr. Li took out the experience he had accumulated over the years and slightly raised his butt as usual, controlled the muscles of the chrysanthemum, and slowly squeezed out the gas little by little.
Then, he felt something was wrong. Why did the chrysanthemum feel so lubricated? Why did the pants become a little sticky? Also, why did the chrysanthemum suddenly become hot?
He was stunned for a moment, his face subconsciously turned red: Damn, are you pulling your pants?
This made him very frightened. He had not pulled his pants since he went to kindergarten. How could this happen today?
He looked around in panic and was afraid that someone would find out what he was embarrassed about. As a result, he saw Hans looking around in panic.
The two of them looked at each other and understood that the other party might have encountered the same tragic thing as themselves...
Li Du got up and wanted to go to the bathroom, but then another slight rush came.
The meaning of urine and shit can be barely controlled, but farting cannot be done. This is a gust of breath, and the penetration power is too strong. Even if you clamp the anus sphincter, you can't stop it!
Soon, he felt that the surroundings of the chrysanthemum became more sticky.
The reason is that he can't walk quickly, he has to walk slowly with small steps, otherwise he will be worried that he will not be able to hold it in a hurry and spit out something directly.
Hans didn't bother to apologize with the gentleman and the girl, so he pulled his legs and walked to the bathroom.
The girl turned her head and Li Du saw a pretty face with a surprised expression on her pretty face.
"Damn it, there is something wrong with this bitch's seafood!" Hans said with a distorted expression when he passed by Li Du.
Mr. Li was not in the mood to answer, and he moved to the toilet wholeheartedly: there were about twenty meters, fifteen meters, and ten meters, okay, I'm here...
There were only five pits in the cafe, all of which were occupied by people. Li Du had to knock on the pit where Godzilla was before and whispered: "Godzilla, come out, I can't stand it anymore."
The sound of flushing sounded in the toilet, which was very tempting, and the tempting Li Du's intestines started to move again.
Godzilla pushed open the toilet door and came out. Li Du was about to go in. A young man came in from behind. He rushed in front of him without hesitation and said lightly, "Sorry, buddy, I have diarrhea - hey mom!"
He quickly walked into the toilet, but after stepping in, he slipped down without standing firmly, and his head hit the flush bucket.
After standing up, he looked down angrily and shouted: "It's so straw, who is not good at trampling on horses? How do you pour oil on the ground? What does this trampling on horses mean?"
Li Du looked at Godzilla, and the face of a taciturn Mexican strong man who had always been silent and expressionless looked crimson on his face, and said shyly: "Fake, I don't know what's wrong, I sprayed some oil."
Chapter completed!