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Chapter 51 This is so tough!

Fang Zheng asked back, "Donor, so what if I am stupid, so what if I am not stupid?"

"I understand, you and I are pretending to be stupid!" Han Xiaoguo roared.

At this moment, a scent of rice wafted over.

Gulu, Gulu...

Two hungry sounds sounded at the same time, but Fang Zheng and Han Xiaoguo were hungry.

Han Xiaoguodao: "Little monk, where are you cooking in the kitchen?"

Fang Zheng said: "Amitabha, I did it, but there is only one person."

"I want it! Don't tell me no, otherwise I'm not sure if it will kill you with one shot!" Han Xiaoguo threatened.

"That's not OK. I haven't eaten for a day and I'm hungry if I don't eat. If the donor is hungry, it's better to go down the mountain to eat." Fang Zheng said.

"No, no one wants to let me go!" Han Xiaoguo said angrily.

Fang Zheng sighed and said, "Then you are here, I have gone to have dinner." After that, Fang Zheng turned around in front of Han Xiaoguo!

"Stop it! Otherwise I will kill you!" Han Xiaoguo was startled.

Fang Zheng smiled warmly and said, "Donor, why be so nervous? If you don't shoot, we can still chat and pass the time. If you shoot, the police guarding the mountain will come. By then, no one will eat."

The more Han Xiaoguo heard it, the hurried he became. He swallowed his saliva and pointed his gun at Fang Zheng, saying, "Either obedient or I will kill you! I will tell you with actions that you don't have to use a gun to kill someone!" After that, a knife was pressed against Fang Zheng's back.

Fang Zheng shook his head slightly and said, "Forget it, I am hungry too. If you don't go and see, you will be confused. Let's go."

After saying that, before Han Xiaoguo could react, Fang Zheng raised his leg and left!

Just as he left his knife range, Han Xiaoguo suddenly came to his senses, held a gun, pointed at Fang Zheng and followed him, and said as he walked: "Little monk, don't show off your tricks for me! Otherwise, I will really send you to the West to see the Buddha!"

"Amitabha, if the donor really has this ability, I really want to meet the Buddha..." Fang Zheng didn't lie. He really didn't want to be a monk anymore! Although he is not too hard now, staying alone in the mountain all day is a torture this day!

However, Han Xiaoguo didn't know what Fang Zheng was thinking, but just thought it was Fang Zheng's provocation, and raised his hand and knocked it on Fang Zheng's bald head!

result!

Bang!

"Hiss!" Han Xiaoguo rubbed his hands and cursed: "Little monk, is your head a stone? Why is it so hard?"

"Amitabha, I have been a little hard since I was a child, which made the donor hurt. It is a sin." Fang Zhengdao.

Han Xiaoguo's old face turned red. He was a mercenary all his life. This was the first time he hit someone and hurt himself. He was comforted by the beaten person... This feeling sounds like a ridicule!

So Han Xiaoguo raised his hand and smashed it over again!

when!

Han Xiaoguo seemed to have seen a ghost. This time he used a butt, but he suddenly hit the bald head and actually broke out with sparks!

Fang Zheng sighed and looked back at Han Xiaoguo, who was confused and said, "Donor, can we walk well? You can touch my monk's head every once in a while, this behavior is very indecent. If you do this, I will sue you for harassment."

"What the hell are you?" Han Xiaoguo stared at Fang Zheng with vigilance.

"Amitabha Buddha, I am Fangzheng, and I point to the temple abbot." Fangzhengdao.

Han Xiaoguo clenched the gun in his hand, and then calmed down, thinking: "This monk is a bit evil, but no matter how evil he is, he is only a person! Even if he knows martial arts, he cannot pass the gun quickly, and he is even more invulnerable to swords and guns!"

Thinking of this, Han Xiaoguo became braver again. He pointed his gun at Fang Zheng's head and shouted coldly: "Don't talk nonsense! Take me to dinner!"

Fang Zheng nodded, and then Han Xiaoguo saw that this bastard monk had no sense of being coerced at all, and he left like that! His gun was still pressing against his head, so he couldn't give his gun some dignity? Are you afraid that it would be okay?

Fang Zheng entered the kitchen and lifted the lid of the pot. The white mist rose and the fragrance filled the air!

Gulu, Gulu...

Fang Zheng and Han Xiaoguo's stomachs screamed again in protest.

Han Xiaoguo said with red eyes: "What kind of rice is this? Why is it so fragrant? Huh? This rice is so beautiful!"

Fang Zheng ignored him, took a big bowl and quickly served a bowl.

Seeing Fang Zheng so tactful, Han Xiaoguo smiled for the first time and said, "You little monk, you are so nice... your uncle! That's my meal!"

Before he could finish his praise, Fang Zheng was already sitting on the stove and started eating!

Han Xiaoguo shouted, not only did Fang Zheng not stop, but instead ate faster!

Han Xiaoguo pressed Fang Zheng's head with a gun and was about to scold him, but Fang Zheng turned around and went out! He ignored his gun again!

Han Xiaoguo was really angry. He raised his gun and pointed it at Fang Zheng's bald head, saying, "Die monk, if you dare to eat another bite of my meal, I promise to break you!"

Fang Zheng turned around calmly and disappeared from his sight! He wondered, is this guy stupid? There is still food in the pot, why are you staring at me? You have to take over it before you are satisfied? Who is...

Han Xiaoguo hurriedly chased out, but saw Fang Zheng walking outside the yard. Han Xiaoguo wanted to shoot several times, but he held back. After all, the place was empty and a gunshot could really attract the police. That was not what he wanted.

Han Xiaoguo chased after him, but saw Fang Zheng sitting under the Bodhi tree, eating happily.

Han Xiaoguo looked carefully and was so angry that he was almost irritated: "Leave me a mouthful!"

As a result, Fang Zheng raised his head, and the clanging sound of bowls and chopsticks hit him, and he ate the last bite of rice!

"I... die monk, go to death!" Han Xiaoguo was really angry. Since the meeting, the monk did not take him seriously. He was so angry that he was so angry that he was so hungry that he was surprisingly fragrant that the rice was so sucking away! Even a person like him who had been trained to starve could not withstand the hunger that seemed to have magnified ten times.

So Han Xiaoguo wanted to pull the trigger.

However……

Bang!

A sound came from the kitchen.

"Who?!" Han Xiaoguo turned around suddenly and shouted vigilantly.

Fang Zheng raised his eyes and said calmly: "Dog."

"You still have dogs in your temple?" Han Xiaoguo stared at Fang Zheng tightly.

Fang Zheng got up, came to Han Xiaoguo, and opened his mouth...

belch……

Fang Zheng burped out with a burp, and the smell of food was full of food, and Han Xiaoguo immediately responded.

Guru...

"You lead the way!" Han Xiaoguo endured the hunger and pressed his gun against Fang Zheng's bald head.

Then he found sadly again that the monk raised his leg and left... his gun was empty again! He was ignored again!

Fortunately, Fang Zheng was very obedient and led the way to the kitchen. Han Xiaoguo hid behind Fang Zheng vigilantly and was ready to take Fang Zheng as a hostage or shield at any time. The result of being so careful is that he walked very slowly and forced Fang Zheng to be slow too...
Chapter completed!
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