In fact, I was already very anxious because whether it was the ponytail girl Xiao Yao, Duoduo, the blue-clothed Taoist priest Xiao Keming, and the provincial bureau cadre Yang Cao, they all told me that my cousin Lu Zuo could help me to relieve the Gu.

In their hearts, Lu Zuo should be the greatest authority in this field. If he can't even do it, I guess no one in the world can help me.

These words filled my heart with hope, so I was so worried about gains and losses.

However, when Lu Zuo really stood in front of me, he told me that if the fat worm in the past had been there, he might have had some means, but now, at this moment, he had no choice.

My mood fell to the bottom of the valley and asked him who else in this world could save me?

Lu Zuo pursed his lips and explained to me: "I will insert silver needles into your upper, middle and lower dantian to test. The middle and lower dantian are fluctuating continuously, but the upper dantian is slightly less disturbed. You should know that the lower dantian is the home of storing essence; the middle dantian is the home of storing energy; the upper dantian is the home of storing spirits. Your reproductive genetic system and body control have been assimilated by the blood-gathering Gu, and only the consciousness remains. In other words, at this moment, except for CPU, you have basically been scrapped..."

Using a computer metaphor is really an interesting thing, but isn’t he just saying that I am a walking corpse and there is no cure to save me?

Lu Zuo seemed to see what I thought, nodded, saying that, if there was only one place to be damaged, I might be able to use the art of gold and stone, combined with the art of witch to help you take care of slowly. In three to five years, it might be possible for you to restore your previous body, but at this moment, it is hard for a good cook to cook without rice. Your body is already rotten, and I really can't start.

When I heard this, I cried and said, Brother Zuo, we are relatives at least. If we can rescue me, don’t give up on treating me.

Lu Zuo laughed and said, "Ayan, don't be anxious. I have no conditions here and no time to help you. I will go out with Lao Xiao and investigate the whereabouts of the tiger cat. It is not convenient to take you with you, but don't worry, I will find someone to help you. As for the blood-gathering Gu, simply peeling it off is not the best way. Wait, well, let me think about it...

He seemed to be thinking about something. Xiao Keming next to him smiled and said, "Little poison, have you remembered to accept an apprentice?"

Lu Zuo had a headache and said that I was in trouble now, which was really inconvenient. Otherwise, you would have taken my cousin away? To be honest, my cousin's experience is similar to mine. I have been solid over the years and I am very good...

Xiao Keming shook his head and said that when I practice Taoism in Maoshan, I value boy skills. Only when I practice since I was a child can I have great use. If someone like him really can't get out of it, your side-minded path may become famous.

Maoshan?

Look at him wearing a blue-clothed Taoist robe, is he the legendary Taoist priest of Maoshan?

True or fake?

Lu Zuo was still hesitating, and Xiao Keming advised him, "Oh, don't think about it." What a good story about the three heroes of Qingshui River, Xu Banggui, Xu Yingyu, and Xu Yingzhi? Besides, there are two realgar Huang Tianwang and Huang Gongwang, which is also awesome. If you bring your cousin out, Lu Zuo and Lu Yan of Qingshui River, I believe that you can definitely surpass those messy guys, and you will have more helpers around you, right?"

After hearing Xiao Keming's strong recommendation, my cousin Lu Zuo was finally moved. He turned around and said to me: "Lu Yan, are you willing to worship me and become my disciple of Qingshui River and Dunzhai Miao Gu?"

What, my cousin accepts disciples?

I was stunned for a moment, not knowing how to answer, and Xiao Keming next to me was even more anxious than me, and shook his eyes at me and said, "You are stupid, please agree quickly, don't look at the little poison now, he was invincible last year! Hurry up, after passing this village, there will be no such store...

I don’t know why he was so anxious, but I also knew that he was doing it for my own good. He hurriedly nodded and said yes, okay, Brother Zuo, am I going to kowtow and become a disciple now?

Lu Zuo stood up and said, come with me.

I didn't dare to refuse, so I followed him through a passage and came to a hall behind the bamboo building. I saw that there was a mourning hall arrangement. There were many spiritual signs placed on the shrines of all sizes, with some candles as thick as babies' arms in the middle.

The candles and sparks dotted, Lu Zuo stared at the many spiritual cards and said calmly: "Kneel down."

I hurriedly knelt on the cushion in front of the shrine, while Lu Zuo clasped his fists and bowed deeply to the many spiritual cards on the shrine, saying loudly: "The clear water river flows, and the ancestors of Miao Gu of Dunzhai are above. Lu Yan, a native of Liangsi Village, Dadunzi Town, Jinping County, is strong by nature and has suffered disasters. In order to make him survive, his disciple Lu Zuo accepted him as his disciple today and paid homage to his ancestors here."

He bowed three times, and I kowtowed three times in accordance with my appearance.

This matter is related to life. I dare not cheat and cheat. I kowtowed my forehead so much that my hair was swollen. When I looked up again, I saw my cousin Lu Zuo looking at me with a smile. I didn't know the rules, but I was smart. I turned around and kowtowed to him again.

I didn't know how many times I kowtowed, so I kept kowtowed. Fortunately, after three, he reached out to help me up and pulled out of the mourning hall. Then he smiled and patted me on the shoulder, saying, "Don't be so nervous. We are all born in the new China and grew up under the Red Banner. There are not so many feudal rules. I just asked you to worship in front of the ancestors and ancestors, just respecting a tradition. In short, I teach you the skills, you learn it, and you should do whatever you want before, do you know?

I was a little hesitant and said that, logically, I should call you Master.

Lu Zuo laughed and spat, saying, "As a teacher for a day, a father for a lifetime." You are my cousin and call me master, then aren't we all the same? Don't be so troublesome. I'm also a person without a master, so why don't you live a good life?

At this time, Xiao Keming walked over and pointed at Lu Zuo and said, "Don't point out the mulberry and scold the locust here. I have a master. Why are you not convinced?"

Lu Zuo smiled helplessly and said that if I had a thigh hug from Tao Zhenren, I really wouldn't mind kowtowing a hundred heads.

Xiao Keming laughed proudly, and at this time the chubby girl Erchun hurriedly ran in and told Lu Zuo that the little demon girl had said a few words to Duoduo, and the two of them parted in disagreement. Then the little demon girl said she wanted to go alone to find the tiger cat, so she left...

Lu Zuo was so energetic that he immediately became bitter and said, "Oh, this little girl is getting stronger and stronger, it's really troublesome. Lao Xiao, what should I do?"

Xiao Keming laughed and said that he was chasing girls, so he had to toss and turns like this, which was interesting...

Lu Zuo shook his head, no longer thinking about this, and then said to the fat girl: "Erchun, this is the apprentice I just accepted, you know; Ayan, this is your senior sister, the first apprentice I accepted, and I also have a registered disciple, you are the third one."

I hurriedly shouted respectfully to the girl who weighed more than twice my weight: "Hello, Senior Sister."

Erchun laughed and patted my shoulder, saying that he was a good boy, he could actually join our Qingshui River and have a future. I will protect you from now on, so don’t worry.

Lu Zuo next to him was dark and said that you can protect him. If you have the skills, can you give me less food and lose more weight?

Erchun was choked by his master's words and had no temper at all. He lowered his head and burped it. Lu Zuo said helplessly: "Okay, go to the room, copy the information, and give it to your junior brother."

Erchun left on the bamboo floor, squeaking, making people feel as if this bamboo building could not withstand her weight.

I saw that Lu Zuo and Erchun were not serious and felt relieved. After all, I have always regarded him as my cousin over the years and suddenly became my master. If I had to pay attention to some etiquette, it would be a bit too awkward.

The matter is handled here, and Lu Zuo and Xiao Keming have something to discuss, so I dare not disturb him, so I took a leave and returned to the room I was staying before. After a while, a creaking sound came. Erchun walked in and threw a U disk for me, saying that junior brother, there is the treasure book "Twelve Methods of Suppressing Mountains" of our Dunzhai Miao Gu, which is a PDF document. If you look for a smartphone and copy it in, you can learn more by yourself if you have nothing to do...

I pinched the rough-working U disk on my hand and was stunned.

Wait, isn’t it said that the secrets of cultivation are all yellowed thread-bound books? Don’t tell me that this is what I will learn in the future, right?

Why do you feel like the information files distributed when doing Amway or MLM?

My forehead hurts so hard that it hurts. Can we be more serious? I will just send a USB flash drive to me? This is too unreliable, right?

I was speechless for a moment, thinking that I was going home in a mess this time and had nothing. Erchun heard this and walked away again. When he came back, he threw a half-broken Android phone and said, "You can just make do with it first."

There were no electronic products in Lu Zuo's bamboo house, so I had to go to the Internet cafe in the town to get it. When I transferred the data from the U disk, when I returned, I found that Lu Zuo, Xiao Keming, and Duoduo had already left here. In the whole house, there was only my senior sister who had just recognized, gnawing on her hooves in the kitchen, her mouth was full of oil.
Chapter completed!