Chapter 11 I'm Chang'e!
"Master, are you... just going to meet the gods like this?"
A few minutes later, in the Guanghan Palace, the main palace of the Moon Palace, Qin Ren snatched the door and came out, and Jade Rabbit followed closely and shouted.
"Of course!!" Qin Ren's face felt hot. Even the cold air of Guanghan Palace seemed so vulnerable in front of him at this moment. "Or what else can it do?"
"But, your clothes..." Yutu looked at Qin Ren's ordinary "human world suit" and said with some embarrassment.
"What's wrong with my clothes?" Qin Ren's face couldn't help but feel even hotter. "No matter how unsighted it is, it's better than the clothes you found. You...you...you see clearly-" He stretched out his right hand and pointed his index finger at himself. Qin Ren said word by word--"I'm a man! Understand?!"
"No, I-don't-understand..." Yutu, who had lived for thousands of years, even learned foreign languages. At this time, when he heard Qin Ren say this, he tilted his head slightly, thought about it, and answered honestly.
"Oh puff..." Qin Ren vomited blood.
"Hmm?" Yutu was confused.
"Okay, I'll make it clearer..." Qin Ren had to admit defeat at the moment of remnant thoughts, "I... am a man, so I can't wear any of the clothes left by Chang'e in Guanghan Palace. You are rummaging around and looking for the most beautiful clothes to do...what do you do? Men need to wear men's clothes, but there is no one in Guanghan Palace - do you understand now?"
If you don’t understand, I will immediately push you and tell you what a man is or not.
"Of course this Jade Rabbit understands!" Jade Rabbit blinked, "So, the master can become a woman, and then change to the most beautiful clothes to meet the gods. Didn't Master Taibai Jinxing say that just now, this time I want to find an opportunity to get closer to the gods..."
"Do you need to use sex to draw closer?!" Qin Ren roared, his face became hot, and he directly interrupted her.
"But the master..."
"I have said that you don't need to mention that transformation ability anymore! Am I Chang'e or you Chang'e?! Bah... why did I ask that..." Qin Ren said angrily, "I am the master or you are the master?!"
"Of course you are the master!" Yutu replied respectfully immediately.
"Then there is no need to talk nonsense!" Qin Ren said, "I'll just go to meet all the gods and officials, there's no problem!"
"This..." Yutu looked embarrassed.
So far, although yesterday's 76th generation Chang'e and the 77th generation Chang'e in front of her have said such things as "Who says Chang'e must be a woman" or "Who says a man can't be Chang'e", the habits over the past thousands of years have made her feel in her heart - "The male Chang'e really feels so strange when she sees the gods..."
"Even if my image is not so handsome, it will not make others afraid of it." Qin Ren was so righteous and proud, "No need to transform, just let everyone see the original me. Keep your own self, I am satisfied, I am proud, I am proud."
Jade Rabbit: "..."
In fact, it's just a transformation, what's the point?
"Besides, I am the one who deals with the gods. I don't worry about image, what are you worried about?" At this time, Qin Ren slowed down again and said slowly, "As the saying goes, no matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just think that you are a slut. No matter how hard or tired you are, just think that you are a coward. If you have any embarrassing things, you can't get over it if you can't bear it."
"Oh..." Qin Ren said this, and Yutu could not say anything anymore, so she still responded with some embarrassment.
"Then there is nothing else to prepare." Qin Ren sighed, "Going with others is a virtue, so let's go there right away - where is the Lingxiao Palace?"
"Here." Yutu pointed to the southeast direction, "Master, please follow me... it's still quite a distance."
"Okay!" Qin Ren responded quickly.
He is now eager to leave Guanghan Palace immediately.
Just now, he had seen too many things that made him blush and beating.
In addition to the women's clothes full of cabinets, the entire Guanghan Palace, from the window to the table to the bed curtain to the quilt, all kinds of decorations and items show the femininity of women. The pure white garland dresses that are only pure and pure, just like a lonely beauties, seem to be the endless soft light pink quilt that exudes the woman's endless softness like water, and the bed curtain made of the most beautiful cold jade and the most beautiful pearl jade made him feel his heart beat. If there is a pure and innocent woman living in it and asking him to come in to talk, he may feel his heartbeat when he walks in, as if a innocent young man walked into the room of the goddess in his heart, let alone...
From now on, that "goddess" may be - himself...
Thinking about this makes his face hot like boiling water.
"Calm down, calm down, calm down..." When the Jade Rabbit was already flying in front and Qin Ren was about to fly up behind, he turned around and looked at the Guanghan Palace who had just walked in. Everything he saw inside before suddenly appeared in front of him, making his whole head feel like it was a fever. Qin Ren couldn't help but hint in his heart - "I'm not the kind of innocent boy who has never seen the world. I'm a person who has experienced all kinds of storms, has seen the world, and I'm just a few women's rooms. I'm just a few women's rooms. Even if I really live in it, what's so strange about it!"
This psychological suggestion quickly made him feel much more comfortable.
"But it's better not to live in it..." Then, he added another sentence in his mind.
Then he quickly concentrated his mind, activated his flying ability, flew up, and chased after Jade Rabbit.
Ten minutes later.
"Is this the Nantian Gate?"
When the three big Chinese characters "Nantian Gate" came into view, looking at the two tall and majestic gate pillars that had penetrated into the clouds at the top, Qin Ren was both a little surprised and a little disappointed.
There is no door at the Nantian Gate. Or to be precise, there is no door panel.
It was probably like a highway toll station, with a few pillars that indicate the road boundary - but the pillar was a bit too tall - a few guards stood there, stuck the way forward, and then erected another stone tablet next to it, with the three words "Nan Tianmen" written on it. This is the most important checkpoint to enter the Heavenly Court, and there is not even a red-lacquered palace gate like the Forbidden City in Beijing. Although the pillar was extremely majestic, for Qin Ren, who had just seen the luxurious palace group of Guanghan Palace, the South Tianmen seemed a bit shabby in comparison.
"This is indeed the Nantian Gate." He was sighing. At this time, a person in front of him who looked like a small official and heard his tone, as if the "magnificent" gate of the Nantian Gate was nothing in his eyes. He immediately responded unhappily, "What kind of idle person are you, how dare you trespass into the important part of the heavens?"
"I……"
"General," Qin Ren was about to answer, but Yutu took the lead and quickly replied, "This is my master, the 77th Lord Chang'e who took office yesterday in Guanghan Palace."
"Ah?" The guard was stunned as expected by Qin Ren.
Since Guanghan Palace is beyond other palaces in the heavenly realm, it is also different from other gods in the heavenly realm. It can be freely passed on to the candidates designated by the previous palace lord. Everyone in the heavenly realm knows this, and Guanghan Palace is the most frequently changed palace lord in the entire heavenly realm. The guard has long heard of this, so when he heard that Guanghan Palace has changed the palace lord again, the guards were not surprised at all about this, but...
"This is the palace card of our Guanghan Palace." Yutu quickly took a few steps forward and handed over a token that seemed to be made of white jade.
The guard took the token in a daze, put it in front of him, and looked at it.
Then, he seemed to suddenly come back to his senses and stuffed the tokens back-"Yutu, of course we know you. With you, there will naturally be the palace signs of Guanghan Palace, but..."
"It's just what?" Yutu asked.
"Where did you pull a young boy from... use him to pretend to be Chang'e?!" The guard stretched out his hand, pointed at Qin Ren a few meters away - "Ben... I will remember you... You almost never joked before, but today's joke is too big, right?"
"The Jade Rabbit is not kidding." Jade Rabbit answered seriously while retracting the palace sign, "He is indeed the 77th Chang'e of our Guanghan Palace."
Doorman: "…"
"Ahem..." At this moment, Qin Ren felt that he should express his opinion, so he coughed twice and cleared his throat, "I am indeed..."
"Swish!"
But he didn't have time to finish his words. The next second, as the figure in front of him flashed, the guard had flashed in front of him, grabbed his collar and lifted him up slightly-
"Boy, that little girl Yutu is easy to cheat. Do you think I am so easy to cheat grandpa?" Then the two of them had only five centimeters left in their heads. The guard held Qin Ren's collar and approached his face. He lowered his voice and said in a deep voice, "Tell me! Who are you? What's the purpose of trying to sneak into our Nantian Gate?"
"Can you take your face away?" Qin Ren frowned slightly. When the other party spoke, the air gushed out of his mouth blew onto his face. Is it true that he would be "kissed" by this man by accident? "Also, I didn't lie to anyone... I am Chang'e! Today is the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor who want to see me!"
"..." The guard was stunned. "Oh bah!" But the next second, he immediately felt contemptuous, "Even your virtue, you dare... and dare to say that you are Chang'e?!"
"I'm not Chang'e, are you?!" Qin Ren was inexplicably annoyed and blurted out.
"I..." The guard was confused.
He is not really.
"Master, use your 'audit hallucination' ability." At this time, Yutu walked back to this side and said, "This is Chang'e's unique priesthood ability in the entire heaven. When he was caught, he would understand that you are Chang'e."
"..." The man holding Qin Ren's collar couldn't help but let go of his hand, took two steps back, and alerted him.
"Cough cough..." Qin Ren hit the ground with his feet, stood firm, and coughed twice as if he was decent.
Nick... I only heard you say that you have that ability, but you haven't used it yet!
However, forget it, anyway, the principle is basically the same when using various abilities. After using stealth techniques, other abilities are just proficiency and unskilling, and there is no problem of whether they can be caused.
Qin Ren took a deep breath and concentrated in secret-let's heart - let's try it!!
The guard who had grabbed his collar before frowned at this time, focused and prepared to resist.
At this time, the guard was a little regretful. Hearing the tone of Yutu and looking at the person's posture, was he really the current Chang'e in Guanghan Palace? Although Chang'e's divine power has been declining in all dynasties, it should be more than enough to deal with a young gatekeeper. If he was "sickened" by this kid, he would give him a psychological hint to knock on him three times and nine times, as a revenge for carrying his collar just now, then he would lose face.
The two of them immediately set off their stance and focused on their own. This would be a war without gunpowder, and they would not even use hands and feet. However, what the loser would lose is their own "dignity"!
This is a war that cannot be afforded!
"Oh, Xiao Qin, Yu Rabbit," But at this moment, a familiar voice from Taibai Jinxing came from not far away, "So you have come here..."
“…”
Qin Ren and the guard immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
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