Chapter 1 Who stipulated that Chang'e must be a woman?
When a violent pain suddenly came on his forehead, as if something had left a deep and hot mark on his forehead, and then the heat of the mark quickly spread throughout his body, Qin Ren realized in a daze that he seemed to have encountered something cheating today.
This is the Mid-Autumn Festival night.
The dormitory was very empty, because, on this day when others were having a good time, except for him who wanted to stay in the dormitory and play games for a while to masturbate, the other single beasts in the dormitory had already decided to go to K for a whole night song, and they probably wouldn't come back in the morning, so for half an evening, he was the only one in the dormitory and his beautiful girl game.
Two minutes ago, it was almost 12 o'clock, so he turned off the game and prepared to go to bed. At this time, suddenly, it was probably a whim, or maybe it was a 2nd disease that had not been incurred for many years. In the last minute or two of this Mid-Autumn Night, thinking about what day it was today, suddenly, his emotions suddenly became inexplicably excited. Then the next moment, he quickly walked to the balcony outside the dormitory and looked at the full moon like a silver plate in the air.
"It's 20, single, God, give me a girl!!!"
He shouted out in his heart.
Of course, when he shouted like this, he was just venting his grief and anger. "A Little Sister Lin fell from the sky" and other surreal things are not only impossible, but even in "Dream of Red Mansions", Little Sister Lin was not really knocked down by Jia Baoyu shouting at the sky. So, he really just wanted to vent the grief and anger of the single clan.
But just as he finished shouting in his heart, he continued to look at the moon for a minute or two, but at this moment—
"call……"
Suddenly, the light and shadow in front of him flashed, and a slight sound of wind, with the sound of clothes flying, rang in front of him.
"I'll help you every day, but I don't know how to be grateful after I've been holding you. It's all in vain! We won't do this job!"
The next second, he heard a woman say this in a very angrily outside the balcony in front of him.
"Who... aren't you asking God? You can be God yourself!"
"Ahha?" Qin Ren was stunned.
"Chee..."
Then for the next second, before he could react to what was going on, a figure in front of him shook, and the next moment, a soft feeling was already heard on his forehead.
This is...
Qin Ren opened his eyes wide in surprise. At this time, he walked around the white forehead as white as snow, and saw two protruding peaks like gathering...
Woman!!!
What woman was kissed by me?!
By the way, how did this woman come to me?! It was obvious that he was the only one here on the balcony just now!
Is it a ghost?!
...
The gentle kiss did not last long. In fact, the whole process lasted less than five seconds. Then, soon, when Qin Ren was still surprised, the woman in front of him had completed the kiss and let Qin Ren go. At this time, when he could finally see the other person's face face face, Qin Ren only saw that it was a beautiful face that was at least 80 points and would never insult his forehead. Before he could take a closer look through the moonlight, a severe pain suddenly came from his forehead, where he had been kissed before.
Qin Ren couldn't help but gritted his teeth and could not scream out in front of a woman, especially when this woman looked pretty good.
Then, a strange heat flow soon began to spread rapidly from the forehead that was kissed before and now hurt, as if the forehead was burned with a mark by a hot soldering iron. Then, now the heat on the soldering iron is emitted to the whole body.
"Very good, so this thankless errand has finally been explained!" Then, the beauty in front of her said happily-"The power of fate and god has been passed on to you. From today on, you will be the 77th Chang'e in the heaven!"
"Ah?" Qin Ren was completely confused.
He felt that something was wrong with his ability to understand. No Chinese character was very rare when the woman said in front of him, but together, he couldn't understand it.
"Chang... Lord Chang'e!" But at this moment, a crisp voice of a girl suddenly came from mid-air.
"Swish!" The next second, when Qin Ren was about to look up and see what was going on, the light and shadow in front of him flashed again, and another woman was already standing next to him.
The small balcony is very lively.
Qin Ren suddenly looked at the new girl with tragic thoughts, and then he immediately discovered that the latter had two big rabbit ears on his head - and it seemed... it was born, not Cosplayed!
Qin Ren: “…”
"From today on, I am no longer the current Chang'e." At this time, the woman who had forced her kiss before said, "Our Guanghan Palace is different from other gods. The current Chang'e can freely decide the next candidate - this person is the 77th Chang'e in the heaven."
"Ah?" Qin Ren continued to not understand and continued to think about it.
"But Lord Chang'e, he... he is a teenager!" said the rabbit-eared girl in panic.
"I know he is a man." The woman replied without hesitation, "But who has stipulated that Chang'e must be a woman?!"
Qin Ren: “…”
Girl: "…"
"Okay, that's how it's happening," the woman before continued to say quickly, "Yuanjie's divine power has been passed to him, Jade Rabbit, from now on, he will be the current Chang'e, your master, and the subsequent handover matters will be left to you. Although this kind of handling is very sloppy, I have been tired of Yuanjie and other things. You can do the future matters by yourself!"
The girl known as "Jade Rabbit": "..."
"That," at this time, Qin Ren could not help it anymore and opened his mouth in disappointment, "By the way, you are..."
"Ahhh, there are no errands on your body, and it feels so relaxed at this time!!" But before he finished speaking, the woman had already interrupted him on his own, and was filled with joy. "Okay, what you should do has been done, and next, I can finally travel around freely - New Chang'e and Jade Rabbit, don't you need to look for me, don't you need to look for me! Even if it will be a little difficult at the beginning, if you have something to deal with, you will soon get used to it! That's about it - then, I'll leave first!"
Qin Ren: “…”
"Brother, goodbye! Oh no - no see!" In the midst of Qin Ren's remnant thoughts, the woman who forced herself to kiss her had turned around decisively. While giving the order of "never see", she moved her right arm and raised her plain hand. Under the silver moonlight, she quickly showed an extremely wonderful POSS like the fairies flying to the sky in the fairy TV series - and then Qin Ren felt a white shadow shaking in front of her, and the woman had quickly flew into the air.
"Sir Chang'e!" The girl beside her rushed to the balcony, held the balcony and shouted into the air.
"If you have anything, you will definitely handle it! Believe in yourself, don't look for me!" When Qin Ren cooperated with the plot and rushed to the balcony like a girl beside him, holding the balcony and then looking into the air, he saw that the woman's shadow was gone in the blink of an eye, and she disappeared quickly. Even if there was a photography enthusiast nearby who had not yet slept, he probably couldn't take any shots. The woman's voice came from afar, echoing in the campus at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night.
"..." Qin Ren felt that he had not yet come back to his senses.
At this time, the girl around her suddenly turned around, faced him, and bowed down to Yingying-
"The Jade Rabbit has met Lord Chang'e." (Note: "Seeing" means "worship", not "seeing" or something like "seeing".)
Qin Ren: “…”
Look left and right, it seems like there is no one nearby?
"Are you paying homage to me?" Then he stretched out his hand, pointed at himself blankly, and asked.
(Note 1: In this book, the settings of the Three Realms and Gods are different from those in many books, because many versions that everyone has come into contact with are deliberately modified by the heavenly realm and spread to the human realm. Just as the founding emperor revised historical books, it is not the truth. The truth is subject to the description in the later text of this book.)
(Note 2: The word "Fate" seems not to be used frequently, but these two words should be easy to understand when combined together. It is also possible to pronounce it in reverse. Simply put, it is called "Fate" and "God" and "God" and "God" and "God" are responsible for "God" and "God" and "God" are responsible for "God" and "God" and "God" are responsible for "God" and "God" and "God"
Chapter completed!