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Chapter 937 Fox Charm, dig a hole and bury yourself

One day, the five leaders of the league were shocked and moved by the jazz!

There are two more updates, and the last update will definitely take one o'clock! The fourth update will be as usual tomorrow!

Zhu Fang's converter has not been completed yet, and Fang Xing's plan cannot be implemented, especially rail transportation. If it is used in docks and mines, the power of science will once again attract people's attention.

There is no reply from the physics book so far. According to Wanwan's report, he is still with Zhu Gaochi, and he will read a little every night.

I also have a chemistry book!

Fang Xing was very confused, so he made a decision.

"If the glass is opened, others need to learn it, just pay the money."

Fang Xing felt that the New Year was unhappy, so he prepared to set off a big firecracker.

Huang Zhonggang and Xie Jin and his son drank a little blushed, and they rubbed their faces when they heard this: "Brother, this is going to shake the Ming Dynasty."

Think about it, transparent glass can be used as a window or installed on a carriage, and the bigglass has improved more than a little bit!

"Anyway, the Ming Dynasty hasn't heard of the Earth Dragon turning over recently, and it's good to have a shock."

The Fang family used to hide their shortcomings, so they did not install glass. Since Fang Xing made a decision, he was naturally decisive.

"In winter, people are at home. If they don't open the door, it's dark. If they open the door, they are cold. If they have glass windows, it's different."

It is difficult to start during the Chinese New Year, but there is glass already. Zhang Shuhui said, "It's time for potatoes to be happy now."

The little uncle of Tudou expressed no interest in this. He was competing with Lingling, and each person and dog rolled on the bed. It seemed that Tudou had the upper hand, but Fang Xing felt that Lingling was humble.

...

The monks and Taoists struggled until the afternoon before they combined their opinions.

"Father-in-law, it's an evil spirit."

The eunuch said expressionlessly: "You can't get over what you say in front of Your Majesty. You can say at least twenty sticks! If there are too many evil spirits, what evil spirits? Why do they smell bad? You have to figure out all these, otherwise don't blame us for not reminding you!"

It seems that they are working hard, but in fact, these monks and Taoists are just pretending to search for each other for the past half day, but they are communicating with each other in private, and finally decided on how to deal with Zhu Di.

"Father-in-law, he is a fox spirit."

The fox spirit is the fox charm. When the eunuch heard this, he frowned and said, "Is the fox spirit so smelly?"

The Taoist priest said in surprise: "Brother-in-law, it's so odor!"

The eunuch was in the palace, and the people who came and went were close to Zhu Di. It was necessary to take a shower frequently, and even those with body odor could not enter the palace, so he looked confused.

A monk said, "Brother-in-law, that...Yang Concubine Yang from the former Tang Dynasty!"

The eunuch had read books, so he suddenly realized when he heard this.

...

"Fox?"

"Yes! Your Majesty is the fox. The fox wants to confuse Your Highness, but your Highness is often close to Your Majesty, so he will naturally have a sense of righteousness to protect you."

A Taoist priest kept saying: "If the fox charm fails to tempt, he will be angry and embarrassed, so he lets out something... smell."

I didn't dare to say fart, so I said I was so angry.

Zhu Di said calmly: "That's all, wait until you get the reward back."

The emperor is not alone in hungry soldiers, and if he does anything, he will be more or less beneficial.

The monks and Taoists left with great gratitude, but in fact what they wanted more was to admit it.

It is hard to say who wins and loses in the Ming Dynasty. Taoism has a keen sense of smell. As early as when Zhu Yuanzhang had not yet established the world, the Zhang family, the Tianshi Longhushan, who was conferred the Yuan Dynasty, sent people to join Zhu Yuanzhang, and then the Zhang family of the Ming Dynasty will always be in charge of Taoism.

Because of Zhu Yuanzhang's early background, Buddhism also received a lot of care and a lot of land.

If you can get the appreciation of the king, it will be of great benefit to the Taoist or the actual benefits.

Zhu Di saw the disappointment, he was just indifferent.

Huang Yan looked at the eunuch coldly, the so-called fox charm was just a joke, a joke that he could not hide even.

But Zhu Di needed this joke to cover up Zhu Gaosui's affairs, otherwise...

...

"A stinking stinking? From now on, my third brother's reputation will become very popular."

After hearing the news, Zhu Gaoxu went to the palace to "condolence" Zhu Gaosui, and then came to Fangjiazhuang, and his true colors were revealed immediately.

"It's said that the fox is fart."

Zhu Gaoxu picked up a piece of beef and chewed it, and felt it was better than the ones he made at home.

Fang Xing smiled and said, "It's body odor! But there are not many of us Han people."

Speaking of body odor, Zhu Gaoxu obviously has some say: "There is body odor in the army. You know, it is difficult to take a bath when fighting in the army. The weather is hot, and no one who has body odor is willing to join him."

Zhu Zhanji came with anger on his face, and Fang Xing smiled, "Actually, you didn't notice that people with earwax oil basically have body odor."

"real?"

Zhu Gaoxu remembers that his earwax is dry and it is very difficult to extract.

"It must be true, this is a change in the human body."

"You all like beauties. Actually, I tell you that the so-called body fragrance of beauties is also a manifestation of body odor."

Zhu Gaoxu looked shocked. Even Zhu Zhanji forgot what troubled him for a while and asked curiously: "Brother Dehua, you can't be a fool."

"What a fool!"

Fang Xing said: "Body odor is a odor that only occurs after sweat is decomposed by invisible things. The so-called body fragrance is actually the same, but most of it comes from places with small sweating, such as small sweat glands, which become that smell after decomposition."

"The body fragrance is the smell of sweat?"

This statement overturned Zhu Gaoxu's perception, and Zhu Zhanji was obviously a little confused.

Will these uncles and nephews hate women in the future, right?

However, based on the principle that people should be thorough in disgusting, Fang Xing smiled and said, "In fact, people in the past have mostly had a lot of experience, so they are used for... Forget it, I won't talk about this."

Looking for a partner! How to court without a strong and easy-to-recognize body odor?!

Zhu Gaoxu was carrying a bag of jerky and shook his head and said, "Fang Xing, if I am no longer interested in women in the future, it will be your sin!"

When he went out, he happened to meet Zhang Shuhui and Xiaobai running around. Zhu Gaoxu looked at him without looking at him, "I just said that a woman's body fragrance smells like sweat."

Damn it!

Fang Xing inside was stunned for a moment, and Zhu Zhanji gloated.

Zhang Shuhui took potatoes in to take a shower without changing her face, but Xiaobai pouted and followed, "Madam, the young master is becoming more and more disgusted with us."

There is nothing to do!

Fang Xing wanted to say it, but in front of Zhu Zhanji, he finally decided to save the man's face first and then recover the influence later.

Zhu Zhanji's smile gradually faded and he said annoyedly: "Huang Yan adds fuel to the fire, damn it!"

Huang Yan might feel that today's words and deeds are no different from those in the past, but in Fang Xing's opinion, he touched the high-voltage line in the hearts of Zhu Gaochi and his son.

Unlike previous slander, Huang Yan directly framed him this time!

It’s okay if you frame others, but if you frame the prince, you’re so angry.

Fang Xing said lightly: "But he can't die now, nor can he die!"

Huang Yan is also a dog raised by Zhu Di, and he knows many secrets. After Zhu Gaochi and his son took office, his fate must be extremely miserable.

"As early as when the emperor's grandfather was invading the residence, Huang Yan had accomplicated King Zhao and repeatedly slandered his father. This old dog dared not get off the boat!"

Zhu Zhanji's analysis was correct. Huang Yan knew that Zhu Gaochi didn't like him. If he took office, he would be liquidated, so he put all his hopes on Zhu Gaosui and made a lot of efforts.
Chapter completed!
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