"The classmate just asked me what my philosophy of life is. I can answer her..."

Standing on the podium, Zhou Yi yawned lazily in front of more than fifty freshmen, and then glanced at the young and invincible girl sitting in the first row with a half-smile, as beautiful as a hibiscus. The freshman girl said slowly and authentically: "Life... is like a huge sand pit..."

"puff--!"

The principal who was sitting in the back hall listening to the class immediately spit out the special grade Tieguanyin he had just drank and almost choked to death.

I assure the Minister of Education that the principal is really a qualified Christian. If it were not for the sake of Buddha, he would not give this damn lazy guy even the slightest chance.

Is this the top master's student from Kyoto Medical University? If you love someone, the principal won't believe it anyway.

This guy with messy messy hair, a slick old-fashioned suit that is at least ten years behind the trend, lazy brows, and slack spirit. At first glance, he looks like a social bug and has nothing to do with elite talents. He will be a graduate of Kyoto Medical University. of?

"Oh, Maria..."

Even if the principal's head was squeezed by the door, he knew how wrong he was in agreeing to let this guy take a test class.

Just like what his first love, Maria, that French girl said back then, his heart was too soft. How could he be deceived by this kid and the connections behind him?

"Life is a huge sand pit, so the faster you walk and the higher you jump, the deeper you will fall, students..."

Zhou Yi continued to seduce this group of big boys and big lolita in both sound and vision with his sighing tone and gentle eyes: "So I finally summed up a philosophical saying: life is a process of cheating; Being cheated is our life..."

"Pa bang bang -" This is where the girls slapped their little hands red.

"Boom, boom, boom -" This is the boy beating the desk wildly, with an invincible iron fist.

The classroom was filled with the fragrant, fragrant and fragrant smell of excessive volatilization of adolescent hormones, which immediately gave this philosophy class a bit of a physiological and hygiene class.

It’s so awesome! It’s so enjoyable! It has such a sense of impact in post-modern art, an absolute stream of consciousness, this teacher is rare in a century!

Bunker King!

In an instant, the big boys and the big girls gave Zhou Yi a yellow emperor's crown. Fortunately, it was not green...

"Teacher...I have a question."

The big Lolita who had just asked the question stood up with a blushing face and hesitant words. She looked at Zhou Yi in silence, which made this guy who was always famous for his laziness and lack of tone start to feel a little guilty: " Uh, this female classmate, do you have any other questions?"

"Teacher, how can we have a wonderful life without being... cheated on?"

It can be seen that this girl is still a very reserved good girl with strong loli habits. She turned her head and looked at Zhou Yi with a smile, and finally asked a very hypocritical and 100% cheating question.

"Well, this classmate, please answer the teacher's question first..."

Zhou Yi was a little frustrated, and he actually imitated the big Lolita, tilting his head slightly: "If you stand in a huge sand pit that you can never get out of, and your feet are not wearing combat boots, but you don't want to be drilled by the sand. into the shoe, what should you do?"

"Um?"

The principal wanted to stand up and stop this ridiculous philosophy lesson, but he was so aroused by this question that he temporarily suppressed his anger.

"Let's see what this kid says. We're going to drive him away anyway..."

Christians feel like they suddenly have the mind of a Buddha.

"I'll find two plastic bags and put my shoes on!"

"Wrong! There are not too many plastic bags in life. They are all sold by supermarkets. And are you sure you have change?"

"I took off my shoes and went barefoot!"

"A girl who can get calluses...and do you have beautiful feet?"

"I……"

"Still wrong!"

"Then what's your answer? I don't care!"

The big lolita was angry, this sand pit emperor went too far. You can disrespect women, but you can't disrespect a beauty like me, I'll rub it in!

"The answer is - stand still, look at the blue sky, enjoy the breeze, feel the warm sand under your feet...ah, this is life..."

At this moment, Zhou Yi was like a combination of poet and philosopher, charming the innocent little lambs in front of him.

"Standing still, doesn't it mean that there is no pursuit, no ambition, and laziness?"

Although the big Lolita born in the 1990s has a rebellious heart, and the excitement of adolescence makes her change boyfriends faster than changing mobile phones, the traditional education she has received for many years still makes her question Zhouyi.

Years of brainwashing and disability education are like three mountains. Even the comrades born in the 1990s with amazing fighting power cannot be overthrown by overthrowing it.

If there were no Zhou Yi, perhaps this arduous task would have to be completed by the future generations of this girl born in the 1990s in the 1020s or even the 1930s.

"A leisurely life does not mean laziness. Come to realize slowly, classmate..."

Zhou Yi said nothing more after saying this, because the principal had already rushed in front of him like an angry bull and pushed him out of the classroom.

"I promise to God, I'm not waving a red cloth, I'm just wearing a pair of red pants, is that okay?"

Zhou Yi was very depressed. What happened to the world? Even teachers can't tell the truth anymore?

When he walked out of the gate of Chudu Medical University, Zhou Yi felt relieved to return to the embrace of the free world. He took a deep breath of fresh air with his tall nose like a pure-bred Greek man, and then walked quickly to the street and stopped. I got out of a taxi and lazily walked up.

"Master, Xiadian Vegetable Market..."

"where?"

The taxi driver turned around in shock, suspecting that there was something wrong with his ears.

“Xiadian Road Vegetable Market is very close.”

Zhou Yi smiled brightly and sunnyly.

The taxi driver looked Zhou Yi up and down, and after confirming that the spirit and IQ of this guest should be within the standards of a normal person, he said with some difficulty: "Brother, the Xiadian Road Vegetable Market is only a minute's drive from here. It's a walk. It only takes four or five minutes, are you sure you want to take a taxi?"

"Sure, 100% sure..." Zhou Yi lay lazily on the back seat and frowned slightly. It was so strange. Why were all the taxi drivers he encountered so wordy?

"I asked you, a young man, why are you so lazy? It's only a few steps away, and you still have to take a taxi! Have you never thought about your parents, is it easy for them to make money, and you just spend so much money on it?"

Thinking of the hardships of life and his unsatisfactory bastard son, the taxi driver was suddenly filled with righteous indignation and his blood was boiling. Anger arose in his heart and turned to embarrassment. He looked at Zhou Yi as if he was sizing up a class enemy.

"Master, if you don't drive, I will file a complaint against you for refusing to drive..."

After taking a long look at the taxi driver, Zhou Yi added: "Laziness is laziness, and leisure is leisure. Just slowly realize it..."

***

When Zhou Yi walked out of the Xiadian vegetable market, his hands were full of chicken, duck, fish, and various vegetables. This time he bought all the vegetables for a week. Anyway, he had an extra-large refrigerator at home.

As a foodie, Zhou Yi will never be ambiguous when it comes to food. Even if he eats alone, he will never make do with it. That's why he is extremely angry at those who accuse him of being a 'lazy person'. He is obviously a lazy person.

Compared with pigs, there is a fundamental difference between principled 'idlers'...

Walking into the Xiadian community, he said hello to his neighbor Aunt Wang and said a few words that were neither salty nor mild. Zhou Yi wandered into his room under the guidance of several women, and then stretched his legs in.

In the kitchen, I washed my hands and made soup, turned the pot upside down and started cooking lunch.

Although he was eating alone, Zhou Yi would not treat himself badly. It took him more than half an hour to prepare three dishes and one soup: stir-fried pork with green pepper, sweet and sour pork ribs, broccoli with garlic and crucian carp in white soup, including meat and vegetables.

There is fish and meat. Although it is not as good as the craftsmanship of a first-class chef, it is much better than what you would find in an ordinary restaurant.

Then he added two liang of rice wine and a large bowl of Northeast Wuchang tribute rice worth ten yuan a pound specially bought online. Zhou Yi ate it so sweetly that he narrowed his eyes to a slit in comfort, looking as if he had just eaten.

Pigs feasting.

After finishing the meal, he made a cup of fine Tieguanyin, moved a summer chair, and sat on the balcony, drinking tea while watching the bustling crowds of people leaving for fame and fortune. Zhou Yi felt so comfortable in his heart.

No need to mention it.

This is life...

Fortunately, the principal kicked him out of the classroom, otherwise if he really became a teacher, it would be difficult to maintain such a leisurely life. So, it was a blessing in disguise?

Zhou Yi suddenly felt that he was an out-and-out philosopher, and he was the kind of person who was sober when everyone was drunk.

If I am a little bit uneasy, it is that my performance today is really a bit embarrassing to Comrade Xiaohua - the good brother who has been sleeping on the bunk above me during the four years of college...

There are Cao Cao everywhere in the land of China. If you say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will come.

As soon as Zhou Yi thought of classmate Xiaohua, his cell phone rang desperately: "Egg fried rice, the easiest and most difficult. All foodies in the world must pass this level, egg fried rice..."

The caller turned out to be Xiaohua, Zhu Xiaohua.

The super slutty fat brother Zhu Xiaohua.

"Xiaohua, you called me just after I finished eating. Are you trying to make me suffer from indigestion?"

After answering the phone, Zhou Yi started joking.

"Bah, you pig! I knew that you must be staying at home again. I said, third brother, what on earth do you want? I guess..."

ps: I must tell my dear readers and dearest sister readers solemnly and solemnly.

Please persevere to the end and overcome all difficulties without fear of sacrifice. Believe that this is a super super super super book that is full of postmodern criticism and clever stream-of-consciousness expression, and also incorporates starting point elements! Really, please Don't believe me.

The above is actually all nonsense, just like this book. Although, but so, why don’t you quickly collect and recommend it? Do you want to collect and recommend, collect and recommend, or collect and recommend? Such a simple multiple-choice question is like the beauty of a 28-year-old girl. I have long hair on my feet, do you want to cut it or not?

Brothers and sisters, don't be cautious, the aircraft carriers have been handed over to the navy, right?

Quack, quack…

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Chapter completed!