Chapter 207 [When I have to relax... 】
. "When I was a homebody, I wished that all the bustle in the world would be idle, and all the hustle and bustle in the world would be idle... When I got Guangsha, I wished that all the poor people in the world would be warmed, and the royal sister Lolita would go up and down...
...When I gain pure happiness, I hope that everyone in the world will be free from the sea of suffering, enjoy their leisure time, and not be involved in childbirth..."
"When I have a leisurely time! May my parents respect my elders, be loyal to my brothers and filial piety to my younger brothers, and be dressed in red..."
"A person who is leisurely alone is a great scholar, and a person who is leisurely when everyone is a hero! When I am leisurely, I wish there would be no more disputes and hatred, hard work, nine to five, and misery in the workplace... This is a true hero!
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This piece of systematic music made all the sweat pores in Zhou Yi's body open. An indescribable feeling of joy flowed through the body like mercury. Everywhere he went, he felt comfortable; this kind of joy was
No joy and joy in the world can be replaced. He was originally an 'expert' who had perfected the ninth level of piano skills, and he immediately experienced an unprecedented joy and joy!
Just like the Buddha who sat in meditation under the Bodhi tree for many days and finally achieved Bodhi, this kind of great joy comes from the heart and blends with heaven and earth. It is true joy with heaven and earth! Compared with this, what kind of drought in the human world can
In the sweet rain, meeting an old friend in a foreign land, the wedding night, the time when the gold medal is named...the joy of winning a 50 million grand prize, or finding a peerless and delicate girl as a daughter-in-law is not worth it at all.
When I mention it, they are just small joys, just like the bright moon is compared to a firefly, and the aristocrat is compared to the nouveau riche, they are not on the same level at all.
Zhou Yi also immediately understood the principles of those Buddhas and great sages; after I, the Buddha, achieved enlightenment, I had achieved true great leisure, great happiness, and great joy, but I did not leave this world. Instead, I continued to promote Buddhism and spread the essence.
Righteousness is to pass on this happiness and leisure to others!
If there are "leisure heroes" in the world, then Buddha is one, great sages such as Confucius are also one, and Namo Guanyin Bodhisattva is also one! It's just that these great and virtuous people are already true "leisure heroes", but they themselves are still
Just on the path to enlightenment.
So it turns out that way, so it turns out...
In a daze, Zhou Yi seemed to have grasped two big golden characters through layers of fog. One of these two characters was called 'Zhai' and the other was called 'Xian'. However, he was confused about 'Zhai' and 'Xian'.
Xian' has a deeper understanding.
To stay at home is to stay at home all the time, not in the body! Some people stay at home all day long, but actually their hearts are impetuous. This is not called a true stay at home; being a stay-at-home means keeping a quiet place in the soul, doing nothing and doing nothing.
Doing anything, as long as your mind is not disturbed, even if you are involved in the vigorous revolutionary cause, you are still a home; if you just stay in the body and shape, even if you stay behind closed doors all day, eat, sleep, eat and do something
Just a pig, that's still not a real home, at most it's just a fake home...
Speaking of which, he came to Tengchong to buy stones this time. This is vaguely consistent with this principle. Whether digging holes or setting off smoke bombs, it is just a game, which is fundamentally different from Liu Ke and Zhang Zhao who are dedicated to business.
.Although there is still some distance from the realm of true residence, it is not impetuous and worldly. Although it does not have the cultivation of a Bodhisattva, it still has a bit of the flavor of a Bodhisattva. Yes, it is very good, and it is strangely beautiful!
Unknowingly, many words flowed through Zhou Yi's mind. It seemed that they were exactly the lyrics of this song. At this moment, his heart was clean and free of worries and worries. When he saw the lyrics, he naturally sang: "I have to
When you are leisurely..."
I don’t know how many times this song was sung, but it became even louder in this quiet night. Fortunately, the melody was graceful and melodious, and they lived in the most luxurious presidential suite in the hotel, with good sound insulation system, making it a good attraction.
Children rolling on the bed is the best battlefield for the three heroes to fight Lu Bu, but there is no need to worry about affecting other people's rest.
The more Zhou Yi sang, the more heartily he sang. Later, every time he sang a few lines, he would raise his head and roar, which was extremely joyful. When he was concentrating on singing, the scenery in the room was no longer in his eyes, but a clear and untroubled world.
The world is like a great virtuous person entering concentration. There is a world in his eyes, but there is not a speck of dust in the world.
This is already the state of entering the Tao. This Tao is naturally not the way of cultivation in fairy novels, but the way of wisdom, the way of joy, the way of leaving the secular world into silence, the way of the soul that transcends the ordinary and becomes holy, and the way of asking one's heart directly! He
It's like taking this opportunity to enter Taoism and enter silence to clear away those barriers and barriers in your heart. Throughout the ages, all the "sex cultivators" who seek Taoism and liberation have been pursuing hard and spending half a life or even a lifetime unable to touch it.
Realm...this is simply too precious!
But just when Zhou Yi was immersed in this precious and rare state, with no worries in his heart, and was about to touch the edge of the ultimate path, an ugly voice suddenly sounded in his ears.
"puff--"
Someone actually farted in front of him! Then a stench hit his face... How could it smell so bad, my God!
Poor Zhou Yi was knocked out of the Dao realm by this fart. It has become a luxury to hope to return to the realm just now. He opened his eyes in anger and saw two white bodies sitting cross-legged.
In front of him, he was looking at himself with embarrassment.
It's actually Liu Ke and Zhang Zhao, these two great guys!
"It stinks! Lao Zhang, what are you doing!"
These two guys live in this presidential room with Zhou Yi, and they can come over when they open the door. They heard Zhou Yi's beautiful singing voice just now, and they were attracted unknowingly. The two guys didn't even wear pajamas, and came here wearing only a pair of underpants.
Already......
Because they were fascinated by the singing, the two of them sat cross-legged on the carpet in front of Zhou Yi's bed. They felt pious when they heard it. They felt that Zhou Yi's singing was so good that he was naked compared to a hundred and eight girls.
The chorus of "Guest from afar please stay" was even more moving, making them both feel as comfortable as if they had taken the elixir in Laojun's furnace.
No wonder Zhang Zhao felt so comfortable listening to it. When his whole body relaxed, even the sphincter at the chrysanthemum was completely lost. The clear air rose and the turbid air fell. The two airs were evenly distributed and returned to the large intestine. The pickled fish rushed down.
The energy rushed out of the door and turned into an extremely loud stinking fart, which not only woke up Zhou Yi who was immersed in the strange state, but also woke up Liu Ke who was obsessed with singing...
Liu Ke was also furious at this moment and stared at Zhang Zhao fiercely. He wished he could pounce on him and bite him to relieve his hatred.
"Uh...it's not my fault. It's my fault. Brother Zhou's singing was so good that...it made my shit come out. Brother Zhou, it's not me.
I praise you, your song can cure diseases, it can cure constipation!"
Zhang Zhao said with a cheeky smile, but his face turned red and white. In fact, he was also ashamed.
"Bah, I only heard that the audience applauded, but I never heard of anyone farting in celebration!"
When Liu Ke heard that his nose almost made him angry, he gave him a fierce look. Then he smiled at Zhou Yi and said: "Brother Zhou, don't let this bad guy put you in a bad mood. Keep singing. It's so nice...
...I just listened to your song and I felt so refreshed. I guess if I listen to a few more songs, I, a sub-healthy person, can go directly to the Olympic Games! Ah... how wonderful,
When I have time to relax..."
"Come on, Brother Liu, please save it. Your voice is not much better than a wolf's howl..."
Zhang Zhao also had a look of regret on his face: "Brother Zhou, don't be offended, just keep going...continue..."
What are you still going on? Zhou Yi couldn't help but smile bitterly. The realm he entered unintentionally just now is probably something that can only be felt when the main profession 'Youran Hero' reaches the top level; the system should have just allowed him to experience it just now. If he could experience it for a while longer, he should
It would be of great benefit, but it's a pity that Zhang Zhao messed it up.
Good times and bad luck...
Maybe this is the arrangement of fate? This fart was definitely not caused by Zhang Zhao, but was arranged by someone else. I think before the Buddha became enlightened, he also went through hardships, learned countless methods, and even almost strayed into the devil's path several times. I
But he was just disturbed by a fart. This could be regarded as a hardship on the 'leisure road', but he couldn't be blamed.
"It's past two o'clock. I just had a sudden impulse and started singing without knowing why. Now I want to sing but I can't find the feeling anymore..."
Zhou Yi smiled bitterly and said: "You two brothers should go back to your room and sleep. Be careful of catching a cold."
After being reminded by him, Liu Ke and Zhang Zhao realized that they were only wearing a pair of underpants. Their faces immediately turned red, and they left in a hurry without even bothering to talk about the scene.
"Hero Youran...if I am really promoted to the top level, can I really let my parents respect my elders, love my brothers and filial piety, and wear red armor, all of them can be leisurely?"
In a daze, Zhou Yi seemed to understand the true meaning of a leisurely hero. It is not good to be leisurely alone, but the best thing is that the whole family is leisurely...
What if it were all human beings?
Zhou Yi shook his head and smiled. This goal is too big, and it seems that it is not what he should think about at this stage. What's more, no one is a savior, and he doesn't want to be a savior. Life in this world is like trying to cross a sea of suffering. Even the Buddha cannot cross it.
All lives, let alone him?
Let's just let everything happen... Buddhism is vast, but it doesn't help those who don't have destiny. It's the same here.
What's more, he still doesn't know anything about the main profession 'Lei Ran Hero'.
Thinking of this, Zhou Yi brought up the system screen again. In the character attribute interface, under the basic skills, spiritual root and immortal body, the content of the main profession has appeared.
Main occupation: Leisure Hero (activated, currently level one)
Subordinate skills: Leisurely Heart (Level 2, turning stone into gold) Other skills: To be determined (will be displayed one by one during the main career upgrade process)
Upgrade conditions and instructions: This profession has a total of five levels. For every two levels of basic skills, the leisurely hero can be upgraded to one level. Currently, it can be upgraded to level two at most. When the basic skills are upgraded to level nine, this profession can be upgraded to level five.
, to become a leisurely hero.
"Huh? The upgrade of the main profession does not rely on upgrade potential points? It actually is...Three Thousand Avenues!"
Looking at the upgrade conditions and instructions, Zhou Yi couldn't help but laugh. I really can't believe that upgrading the main profession is very interesting. It's just a side story, but you still have to face it one by one...
ps: The main text is more than 3200 words, the following words are not counted:)
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