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Chapter 220 [The sea is wide and the shark leaps, and the sky is high and the pig is flying](1/2)

"I'm sure to win!"

Tang Bao sat proudly in the cork fishing cabin, curling his lips, and felt awesome in his heart: "Brother Zhou, you can fight crickets, you can't fish, right? In just a moment, we'll get six or seven fish. Your brother-in-law is sure to lose. I want to see if you can do it?"

At this moment, Xiao Yezi got into his fishing compartment and clamored that Uncle Zhou is going to help Uncle Pang, Uncle Tang, are you afraid?

This little girl is afraid that the world will not be in chaos. Now she is eager to see Tang Bao lose to Zhou Yi and drink ten kilograms of human milk. She has long experienced it, and she will get angry after drinking too much.

"Hmph, you, you, you, all greeted me the little girl and asked her to sit here and watch, to see how I beat her Uncle Zhou and Uncle Tang."

Tang Bao winked at a few queen-level jade girls third-level stars, meaning that if a child is coming, don’t mess with children’s actions that are not suitable for me, and tighten the collars!

He is still very careful about the flowers of his motherland, not to mention that Xiao Yezi has a special identity and is very hard to say about his relationship with Zhou Yi. He has the potential for sustainable development.

"Really? Will Ye Zi make a bet with Uncle Tang?"

Ye Zi laughed and said, "If Uncle Tang wins Uncle Zhou, Ye Zi will kiss you; if you lose, help Ye Zi do the winter vacation homework." After saying that, his big eyes flashed and he looked at him, looking like he was ready to cheat his father.

"Winter vacation homework?" Tang Bao suddenly hesitated: "Didn't you go to kindergarten? Why do you still have homework? These teachers are too much!"

"That's it. Ye Zi is so pitiful." Ye Zi turned his big eyes: "Then Uncle Tang, do you agree? Ye Zi knows, you are afraid of losing."

"I'm afraid of losing?"

Although there is no surveillance screen in the fishing compartment, there are people in Tang Bao? Those female celebrities have been wandering around Pang Tong a few times. How have Pang Tong seen this? He had been blinded by his big white legs and had no other people to use their means to catch everything. He still didn't have a single fish there.

Tang Bao smiled and said, "Go and bet! Little girl, you will definitely lose."

"Hooking and hanging on it will not change for a hundred years."

Sometimes the child’s intuition is more accurate than that of a woman. Ye Zi knows that he can successfully reduce his burden during this winter vacation.

"brush!"

Tang Bao and Xiao Yezi finished pulling Gouer. When they saw a black shadow flying out of the fishing compartment where Pang Tong was, there seemed to be a long fishing line tied behind him. He was stunned. Damn, such a big bait? Is this going to catch a shark?

The Strait of Malacca is connected to the Indian Ocean, and sharks often appear. Some shark fishing experts like to use pieces of pork and beef to lure these sea tyrants. However, special fishing rods must be used to catch sharks. Ordinary sea rods cannot hold on to the weight of sharks. What exactly are Brother Zhou and others going to play?

"No, isn't this Jin Yangyang?"

After looking at the "bait", Tang Bao was so shocked that he couldn't even close his mouth. On the wavy sea, a golden pig was looking down on the sea with a arrogant spirit. He was so calm that he did not have the panic expression of an ordinary pig about to fall into the water. He had a bit of a demeanor like a divine dragon entering the sea.

"Damn. Brother Zhou, what kind of pig is this? Is it a sea pig?"

Tang Bao's mind was spinning rapidly, and he recalled the biology class he had learned in elementary school, junior high school and high school, but he failed to match the bird class.

"Wow, what's this?"

All kinds of female stars surrounding Tang Bao exclaimed. Then the golden pig's four hooves were closed, and a beautiful 360-degree side-body flip came in the air. When they came to the water surface, the two little front hooves broke into the water, silently. This action, this water nature, has a different kind of education: just like the sparks beside the boat, and like white strips in the waves, laughing and pride as the thief, making it a silver bench? Not to mention comparing with ordinary pigs, even if they were placed on the Olympics, they could get a gold medal back!

It's just so cool, coquettish!

Moreover, after it entered the water, there was no waves tumbling. A golden line suddenly came and went under the water, rushing the waves without thread, and was extremely flexible. That is, it looked like a minute, but when the water bones turned over, a big yellow croaker with golden light shining with yellow scales was thrown out of the water surface and fell accurately into the fishing compartment where Pang Yong was.

"Damn, I won't bring this to play, cheating this!"

Tang Bao staggered and almost fell into the sea. He was still grabbed by Zhang Yunu beside him and said softly: "Second Master, be careful, you are the body of a golden branch and a jade leaf."

"I'm still worried and sick, what a mess, it's so dissonant."

Tang Bao looked at her and felt confused. Is her dignified young man in the capital really going to do winter vacation homework in kindergarten? It's embarrassing.

"Canla, canla!"

The golden pig was showing its power, such as the golden gun and silver gun, and the blue-spotted pink-spotted east-spotted star spots, which kept flying out of the sea like a pot, and all fell into the fishing cabin on Pang Yong. Tang Bao and a group of female stars were dazzled. They could see that this pig must have been aquatic wholesale in the previous life, otherwise how could it be specialized in reducing fish?

"I won, and Ye Zi finally doesn't have to do winter vacation homework. Long live Uncle Zhou!"

Ye Zi's excited slap was almost red, and he felt very admiration for Zhou Yi. Of course, he was full of love and admiration, very pure and naive.

"Wow, what is that? What a big black shadow!"

The jade girl surnamed Zhang suddenly screamed. At the same time, Zhou Qianqian Liuxu and others in the wing room above, as well as Pang Yong, one of the parties involved in the gambling game, were all shocked.

"Shark? Or a black-winged shark!"

Players like Tang Bao will naturally make up for fish knowledge before sailing, knowing that this kind of shark that often appears in temperate and tropical waters around the world is very dangerous. Although the largest one is only two or three meters long, it is highly aggressive.

This shark is extremely sensitive to bloody smell. A fisherman who used fishing forks once suffered his life and was attacked by him. It is estimated that Jin Yangyang broke the fish body while fishing, which attracted it. Moreover, this black-winged shark is nearly two meters long and should be at least a big guy of two or three hundred kilograms.

But the fishing compartment over there was still quiet, and Zhou Yi didn't seem to say hello to the piglet back. Tang Bao stomped his feet in a hurry: "What are Brother Zhou doing? Do you really want to use this baby piglet as bait? Isn't this a waste of resources? No, I have to go over and persuade him."

He was even more anxious than Zhou Yi. It would be a pity if such a good pet pig was eaten by a shark? Just as he was about to get up and go to the fishing cabin where Zhou Yi and the others were. Suddenly, the girls around him were making another noise, and Xiao Yezi shouted in a sharp voice: "Be careful!"

Tang Bao turned his head and saw the golden thread flashing underwater. It was a little more flexible than fish, and it rushed to the water in an instant. But the black-winged shark was chasing closely behind and rushed to the water surface. He opened his mouth and bit Jin Yangyang.

At this time, Jin Yangyang had already floated on the water surface, far less flexible than under the water surface. Seeing that he could not escape this bite, the black-winged shark's white teeth were almost touching its head.

"No! This rare fishing pig was killed by Brother Zhou, alright!"

Tang Bao stomped his feet heavily, feeling distressed that he didn't even care about his fishing rod, and he just prayed in his heart that this magical pig could escape and ascend to heaven.

At this critical moment of life and death, Zhou Yi's shout came from the fishing compartment next to him, and then the little pig's butt flashed silver light behind it. However, the fishing line tied to its tail was suddenly straightened and hung on the water.

"Swoosh!"

Taking advantage of this pulling force, Jin Yangyang's "lululu" roared to the sky, leaned forward, and his two hind hooves slapped hard on the water surface. It actually caused a water column several meters high, making a sound of shocking water waves.

The black-winged shark probably has been rampant in this water for a long time. This is the first time I have seen a pig that can stir up waves. Moreover, the smell and vision are affected by the explosion of water waves, and it immediately slowed down.

After it finally recovered and opened its eyes, Jin Yangyang had already appeared in the rain. It was riding on its back as if a divine weapon had fallen from the sky!

That's right, it's riding. The pig with a golden gaze was slit with two hind hooves and rode three feet behind the head of the black-winged shark. In the rolling waves, it was as majestic as the prince of the dragon who was traveling to the sea. What it did was not very consistent with this identity, so it swung its two front hooves and blocked the black-winged shark's eyes with two bangs.

"Damn it! If you don't say hello to fight, just seal your eyes first. Is this little pig a good man in a dry fight?"

Before Tang Bao's amazement fell, Jin Yangyang stuck the fish's gill with his two front hooves, and a mouthful of it shone on the shark's back, and suddenly it was red. The black-winged shark was quickly stimulated by the smell of blood. He pierced the sea and ran around, rising and falling under the water. However, Jin Yangyang sat on its back and stayed motionless, and just held on for more than ten minutes!

This is still a little pig who can hold his breath. Has he practiced fetal breathing or what?

Tang Bao felt even more itchy when he saw it, so he began to think about how to trick the baby pig from Zhou Yi, and even had the idea of ​​using this cruise ship to exchange for the pig.

There are cruise ships in the world, but pigs thousands of miles away are not easy to get.

Tang Bao felt that he was a man. This little pig was so bitter in Zhou Yi's hands that he had fallen to the point of fishing. If he changed himself, he would have to get three thousand little sows to enrich his palace and let him live a life like a king?

This round of underwater contest made Tang Bao and the others sweat, but Jin Daguan Ren was very calm. During this period, it has been practicing the Ziwu Stubble Method every day, and it has become the first epoch-making kung fu pig. Now it has a long breath, almost fetal breathing. Not to mention holding it for more than ten minutes, it doesn’t even have to breathe in the water for half an hour.

And it definitely knows that it is itself who laughs to the end.

Under normal circumstances, it would not be so confident. Not to mention that it is just a mixed-blood pig that has been standing for several days in Ziwu stake, even a cultivation pig cannot withstand the big shark that is grown in water. But it cannot withstand its damage? Its hoofs stuck on both sides of the black-winged shark, which is equivalent to grabbing the lungs and trachea of ​​the human lungs and trachea, making the black-winged shark only vent but not intake. The shark has never learned the Great Huaxia stake method, and in terms of holding up the air, it is far inferior to the Jin Daguanren.

So before half an hour, the black-winged shark began to enter a state of suffocation. He began to jump up and down in the water, his mind was full of sexual fantasies, and his eyes were full of big female fish. This is also scientifically based. It is said that within the three realms, the scales and feathers in the five elements have a way to get orgasm - that is suffocation! After suffocation for a period of time, he will directly enter orgasm, and at this time it is sexual suffocation. It is so refreshing and very dangerous.

At this moment, the black-winged shark felt extremely excited. The pain in his eyes and the pleasure of suffocation made the water king who could never have experienced the s~m activity, and he felt that "the fish is so alive. There is no regret for death." "If you suffocate three hundred times a day, you will be a pig in this life." "The fish will not be happy for generations, and the suffocation will always move intestines." "A riding a horse that is ahead of the world is a pig, no one knows that it is a quick feeling."

Come on, you will die if you have enough appetite. It’s good to die in orgasm.

In a trance, the black-winged shark finally looked at the shadow of the golden Yangyang in the water. His heart was joy, aftertaste, excitement, and self-pity. Finally, his stomach turned over, the fish floated up and passed away with a smile.

"I'm suffocated?"

Tang Bao was almost scared. Is this Jin Yangyang or the second senior brother? Is it so suffocating a fish to death in the water? No, I must get this pet pig. It’s worth it to get three thousand beauties and a cruise ship!

He was so fond of Jin Yangyang, and he was so rare in his heart that he was even more excited than seeing the peerless beautiful girl.

"Director Xu, that's right, I found a pig and a kung fu pig."

Jin Yangyang's magical performance completely wrinkled the spring water. The female stars in the fishing chamber were all moving, and they had some flexibility in their brains, so they sneaked outside and called the director they liked. They all believed that as long as they were properly trained and perfectly packaged, this little pig would definitely be popular all over the world and become a movie emperor pig, queen pig, and emperor-level idol in the pig era!

"Uncle Tang, you lost!"

Ye Zi is relatively simple. In her opinion, this earth-shaking battle between Pig Shark is just better than cartoons. What she cares most about is the winter vacation homework.

"If you lose, you lose, let's go, Ye Zi, Uncle Tang will take you to find Uncle Zhou."

Tang Bao smiled and picked up Ye Zi and hurriedly walked towards the cork fishing cabin where Zhou Yi and the others were.

At this moment, Jin Yangyang had already arched the dead shark to the edge of the fishing platform, and jumped onto the fishing platform, looking at Pang Yong, who was stunned with serene satisfaction.

Zhou Yi patted its head and was about to praise it, when Tang Bao walked over with Xiao Yezi in his arms. Behind him were a group of unclothed beautiful stars and several big-sleeved and round-waisted sailors.

"Brother, you don't play like this. How can you calculate the winner and lose? This cannot be considered your achievements, because it is all Jin Yangyang's credit."

Tang Bao said while putting down the little leaf, walked over and got close to Jin Yangyang, touched its head and said, "So Yangyang, you are too fierce. The more you look at you, the more you like it, why don't you leave Uncle Tang? I promise to equip you with countless sexy sows."

"Bah, you guys don't have any idea of ​​hitting my family. There is no need to discuss this matter."

Zhou Yixin said that you really saw the older generation of pigs. My uncle, a little pig, can kill tigers and catch dragons when going up the mountain, can keep the dragon when going down the water, can you keep the house at home, can you guard the yard when you release it, can you be a shepherd dog? Can you dream?

"Also, if you lose, you lose. You kid, you little horny." Zhou Yi smiled and said, "Ten kilograms of human milk, I'll see how you drink it."

"Brother, can we be unreasonable?"

Tang Bao was anxious when he heard this. He was not weaned, but he couldn't drink ten kilograms at a time? They were all squeezed out by young and energetic healthy women. If you drink too much, you can't afford to blister. Even if you force yourself to masturbate, you can't get rid of it. "You asked everyone to judge it, and you agreed that it was a fishing competition? But you didn't catch it at all. You made these fish and this black-winged shark."

He pointed to the dead shark that had just been caught by the sailors: "This was also suffocated to death by Yangyang? How can it be considered your achievement?"

"Yes, yes, the second master said it makes sense. Did you agree that it was a fishing competition? Isn't this cheating?"

"that is"

When female celebrities from all walks of life heard this, they immediately agreed and rushed to pick up Tang Bao's thick legs.

"You are not convinced, then look at what this is?" Zhou Yi smiled and shook the fishing line tied to the golden tail.
To be continued...
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