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Chapter 2631 If you want to practice magic, you must first

"Hey, big bad guy, do you want that old master to teach you? Why do you think he hasn't made any noise these days?" Bai Susu hugged Ye Tianchen's arm, and her big eyes stared at him.

"That smelly old man probably only treats me as a coolie - he just serves tea and water every day, and boils bath water at night. I asked him many times, but he refused and said that the right time was not right. I am afraid that when the time comes, I will die of old age!"

Ye Tianchen said nothing angry.

I thought to myself that I would be a servant for the old man every day in the past two days, and look at his dirty and wrinkled face every day. I really don’t know why he doesn’t wash his face while taking a bath every day.

Could it be that he is the legendary...

shameless?

Feeling the warm touch from his arms, for some reason, Ye Tianchen suddenly felt a faint sadness in his heart.

Is it because I am too fickle that God wants to punish myself?

"Big bad guy, big bad guy. What's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

After coming back to his senses, Bai Susu's delicate face appeared in front of him.

It turned out that I was too fascinated just now, and I didn't realize that Bai Susu was already squatting in front of me.

Holding Bai Susu's face with both hands, Ye Tianchen kept rubbing her and laughing: "You are right, I feel very uncomfortable!"

"You are still laughing when you feel uncomfortable. What's wrong? Did you get a stomachache?"

Bai Susu looked concerned and leaned closer to his face.

Ye Tianchen suddenly picked up Bai Susu by the waist and kissed the other person's tender lips hard.

Before Bai Susu could exclaim, she was captured by Ye Tianchen's strong kiss. Her eyes slowly closed, her slender eyelashes fluttered, and a dull sigh came from her cherry's mouth.

Seeing that Bai Susu had already entered the state, Ye Tianchen sang forward all the way, just as he was about to get to the point...

"Ahem!"

An old cough sounded from the door.

"Disciple, disciple, is anyone at home?"

The old sect leader's voice was very loud, which made the whole house tremble slightly.

"This dead old man, a hundred years old, is shameless at all. He likes to do something that interrupts others' good deeds!" Ye Tianchen said hatefully, and kicked his shoes towards the door when he got up.

"Ah! There is a hidden weapon! Be careful!" The old sect leader's "surprise" voice came from outside, followed by a "boom!" Ye Tianchen saw that his shoes turned into black powder and fell to the ground. When the wind blew, there was nothing left.

"Old man, if you don't teach me kung fu, you're going to call me a disciple, are you so embarrassed?" He glared at the dust on the ground, and Ye Tianchen stretched out his hand to the old sect leader, "I'll compensate me for my shoes."

"Shoes, I thought they were the hidden weapon of the enemy, but they scared me." The old sect leader threw himself into his chest and sighed, "For the sake of our master-apprentice relationship, don't let these shoes make things difficult for the master, right?"

"How can this be done? Brothers can settle the score clearly, let alone we are intimately master-apprentice relationship?"

Ye Liangchen smiled and approached the old sect leader.

"Oh, okay, isn't it just a shoe? How much does it cost?"

The old sect leader curled his lips and sighed.

"One shoe? It's obviously a pair!"

"Yes. Do you bully me old and have bad eyes and can't count? Just now, there was only one shoe flying over!"

"Old man, don't think that you have some strength and I dare not hit you. I give in to you. Although you just burn one of my shoes, have you seen someone wearing different shoes on both feet? Burning one, the other one is scrapped, and of course you have to match a new pair."

"You kid, you really won't cry until you see the coffin. Don't say that I'll bully you, the old man!" The old sect leader blew his beard high, stretched out his index finger with his right hand, and pointed down.

"what?"

Ye Tianchen didn't know why, so the old man pointed to the ground and meant.

The old sect leader did not speak, and pointed to the lower part again.

This time, Ye Tianchen looked in the direction pointed by the old sect leader...

"Old man, you are cruel."

Bai Susu also looked in that direction and saw the old sect leader wearing straw sandals and cotton shoes on both feet...

"See," the old sect leader proudly raised his face, "I am the one wearing different shoes on both feet!"

"Okay, okay, I don't want these shoes." Ye Tianchen curled his lips and rolled his eyes. He really didn't expect that this old man was so weird and really wearing different shoes? "After saying that, what's the matter to me?"

Ye Tianchen didn't believe that this old man would come to him on his own initiative and had already marked the words "beggar" and "eating and drinking".

"Well, it's certainly a good thing if the fat water doesn't flow to outsiders' fields." The old sect leader was mysterious and looked mysterious, and he narrowed his eyes and glanced at Ye Tianchen.

Ye Tianchen had no reaction at all. He lowered his head and clenched his nails, and said casually "Oh".

The old sect leader was stunned for a moment and laughed, "This brat is really a hard bone and is not easy to chew."

"Since you don't want to listen, I'm leaving."

"Okay, the old man walked slowly. I'm still busy, so I won't send it."

"Don't you want to know what's going on?" The old sect leader pretended to leave. When he walked to the gate, he finally stopped and turned around and asked.

"Hmph, what good thing can it be? You accept me as your disciple, but every day you only know how to treat me as a person, and call me around, and don't teach me anything at all. Who knows what good thing you can do to me?" Ye Tianchen didn't look at the old sect leader.

"Hahaha, that's me testing your boy's patience. Look, just try this and you'll have your true colors!" The old sect leader smiled awkwardly.

"Is that true?" Ye Tianchen said lightly.

The old sect leader was so angry that he was so naive that he was so naive that he thought about it. But after thinking about it, for the sake of the sect and to prevent the arrival of that matter, it seemed that he could only rely on Ye Tianchen, a junior...

Gritting his teeth, the old sect leader suppressed his mighty strength that almost exploded.

Bai Susu had already hid behind Ye Tianchen. The super strong aura of the old sect leader just now had caused the world to change color. Bai Susu was only at the level of gods, so how could he withstand such powerful pressure?

Even those elders at the Martial Saint-level were sweating profusely under this pressure!

"Old man, don't scare my girlfriend, otherwise I will never end up with you!"

Ye Tianchen protected Bai Susu behind him with one hand and pointed at the old sect leader with the other hand.

When the old sect leader saw Ye Tianchen like this, he seemed to think of something. He was stunned at first, and then laughed, "I was indeed not wrong. It is appropriate to send you to the weapon refining ceremony, hahaha!" Ye Tianchen's personality, when he arrived at the Holy Artifact Hall, he would definitely make those old guys angry and smoke. But they also had the same fear as him, and maybe he would win over Ye Tianchen, so it was absolutely impossible to turn against Ye Tianchen because of his anger.

The final result was that those old guys swallowed their anger and their teeth were knocked off and swallowed them into their stomachs.

Thinking of the scene where they were defeated, the old sect leader smiled so hard that his bones seemed to be falling apart.

"Big bad guy, your master... did you take the wrong medicine when you went out?" Bai Susu carefully lay down in Ye Tianchen's ear.

"No!" Ye Tianchen looked serious and then said seriously: "I think he didn't take medicine..."

"Ahem, get back to the point. Boy, the reason why I haven't given you Kung Fu has been, is because, because," the old sect leader "is because" twice in a row, but he couldn't say the following words. Finally, his eyes turned and continued, "It's because, that, the time is not yet ripe!"

"Then can you wait until the time is right before coming to me? Time is precious, my time is precious! The door is behind you, the road is at your feet, I won't thank you." Ye Tianchen hugged Bai Susu and walked into the house.

"Don't be anxious!" The old sect leader almost got out of his head with anger. If it weren't for the future...that incident, how could he be so annoyed by this kid here? "My kung fu is very special, and there are prerequisites."

“What conditions?”

"I want to practice this skill..."

"You must castrate yourself first!" Ye Tianchen shouted first, "Old man, you are a dead eunuch?" He looked up and down at the old sect leader.

"You boy." The old sect leader's fist was trembling, panting like a cow, his face turned red, and his voice trembled: "If you want to practice this skill, you must stop the female sex! What must you castrate yourself first, talk nonsense."

"Stop the female color?" Ye Tianchen looked at Bai Susu, who was tender and charming in his arms. He felt such a good touch in his hands. He couldn't help pinching it. It felt so hard to stop it.

Seeing Ye Tianchen's painful look, the old sect leader cursed in his heart: Death little devil, he will never die of lust!

"It's not that you want to cut off for the rest of your life, but you can't have sex within half a year before practicing the exercises!" The old sect leader sighed and shook his head.

"Ah, you didn't say it earlier." Ye Tianchen also breathed a sigh of vigor, "In other words, as long as I keep it for half a year without getting into a woman's beauty, can I learn your skills?"

"That's right! That's that simple."

"Okay, let me think carefully." After Ye Tianchen said that, he closed the door without waiting for the old sect leader to speak.

The old sect leader stared outside, then stomped his feet hard, and then left angrily.

The next day, Ye Tianchen discovered that the floor of the courtyard outside his door was broken into pieces. For this reason, he went to the elder to ask for compensation and repair the floor.

"Su Su, do you think, should I learn this technique?"

"You'd better learn, it will be good for you..." nt

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