Chapter 181 Destroy the reputation
Now a black old marshal of the black pot was in the palace, sighing.
"Who could have thought that these guys did not leave immediately after Tiezheng's wedding banquet and stayed. What do they want to do? The purpose is not simple, but must have other intentions."
At this moment, Qiu Jianhan was like a furious lion, spinning around in the cage, spreading his teeth and claws, and was about to eat people.
"Isn't this already in our calculations?"
His Majesty the Emperor looked at Qiu Jianhan with a little laugh; "They finally came once, or maybe they had only one chance to enter the capital of Yutang, so how could they just go back empty-handed?"
"These people who are killed by Yu Tang must have actions. Most of them have to find hidden stakes and put eyeliners, and at least they have to steal information." Marshal Qiu looked resentful.
"Let them go." His Majesty the Emperor was very open-minded: "Our Yu Tang is now full of holes, and their fine works have already spread throughout Yu Tang; what information do they don't know?"
"If they can do it, how much damage can they be? I hope that they have been here for a long time. If they really don't want to go back, they can settle down here and live and work in peace. This is a good thing."
His Majesty the Emperor was so generous that the old marshal was stunned: "I have to say that His Majesty is so beautiful. Even I dare not have such extravagant hopes. What a big brainpower!"
His Majesty the Emperor laughed: "Abstract one thing, let them go, but others did not name them, and unexpectedly ordered Yun Yang to accompany me, which made me a little curious about where these generals could be taken by Yun Yang."
Speaking of this, the old marshal immediately wanted to laugh: "It is said that the stinky brat proposed to book a brothel for them so that everyone could have sex with them for ten days..."
"The brothel... big... big prostitutes for ten days..." His Majesty's eyes suddenly became round, and he suddenly yelled: " Cough cough cough cough cough... hahahaha... he is like this! This kid's way of dealing with people, hahaha... he is very happy!"
For a moment, His Majesty the Emperor smiled so hard that he leaned back and forth. Suddenly, he found Qiu Jianhan staring at him with his eyes. He suddenly remembered what he said just now was very inappropriate. As the king of a country, he actually swears...
This is too detrimental to the image of Weijun.
He hurriedly remedy: "I feel really surprised. I can't help but want to scold him, just say goodbye..."
puff!
It would be fine if the Emperor did not explain. Qiu Jianhan couldn't hold back this explanation and laughed: "The three words of Your Majesty express the old minister's thoughts hahaha..."
"As long as the old minister thinks of Hanshanhe walking in the brothel, he wants to laugh. I really hope Yun Yang is more patient and let Old Han go for a ten-day prostitution..." Qiu Jianhan looked gloating.
...
However, the expectations of the old marshal and His Majesty the Emperor will be disappointed at least today.
Because Yun Yang had already taken his group to the Nine Lords Mansion in a mighty way.
Along the way, Master Yun showed his eloquence and constantly introduced the scenery along the way, talked freely, and knew it as you know it. Even if the way he introduced it was very unique-
"Did you see this house? This house has a lot of origin; when His Majesty Taizu founded the country, this was the place where the brother-in-law of the prime minister's father-in-law, brother-in-law, brother-in-law, and sister-in-law, lived at that time. Why is it so famous? It's because of the brother-in-law of the prime minister's brother-in-law..."
After listening to such a series of twists and turns of war songs, I could no longer calm down and said angrily: "Isn't the brother-in-law the Prime Minister's brother-in-law the Prime Minister's brother-in-law the Prime Minister's brother-in-law the Prime Minister's brother-in-law the Prime Minister's sister-in-law, isn't the Prime Minister's sister-in-law the Prime Minister's sister-in-law? You have spared eight circles for such a simple relationship... the sister-in-law's beloved..."
Yun Yang, the culprit, was actually confused by the retelling of the War Song. He blinked and said, "Well, this matter is a bit complicated. You have a good memory..."
Everyone looked at him with contempt.
"Look where, have you seen this tree? Look, the roots are so complicated and the crown is grand, and the origin of this tree is even greater. Legend has it that this tree was a genius who was a master of the world back then. Here we bless a place with good weather, peace and prosperity, and the ability to call the wind and rain, and move mountains and seas, but do you know how many times this tree has experienced in the past hundred years?" Yun Yang looked mysterious.
"How many times?" The black-faced boy didn't want to pay attention to him, but couldn't help asking questions.
"Not once!" Yun Yang said seriously.
"..." The black-faced boy stared at him as if he wanted to eat someone.
"A tree of this big size has never been struck by lightning in the past few years..." Yun Yang said: "This is a very surprising thing in itself."
A bearded general retorted dissatisfiedly: "This tree is at best the size of a bowl. It is considered to be the most of the time it is ten years old. How can it have experienced more than a hundred years of ups and downs... Besides, even a tree with more than a hundred years of age is not considered an ancient tree... What do you want to do with such a rumor?"
Yun Yang deliberately whispered: "Look... it's the man at the intersection of the street, with a vulgar face. When he saw us, he immediately ran away. His actions were extremely suspicious... Is that an assassin sent by the Dongxuan Empire? I want to create a dispute? We have to consider your safety and must not be misunderstood... If you have any three long, two short, two short, and two heads in our Yutang Empire, tsk... that's a big matter of diplomatic relations between the two countries."
All the generals are all black lines.
This bastard is really cruel - any ordinary person who sees so many big guys walking with him, his first reaction must be to avoid it quickly. Why has he become an assassin in your mouth? And he also pulls out the differences between us three long and two short bodies and heads? He said before that we have not had much time and we still have to go on the road. We have endured it. Judging from this posture, it is obvious that we are addicted to playing...
"You are only two shorts!"
"You are only in different places!"
"You boy hasn't had much time, so it's time to get on the road!"
Some of the irritable generals have already started to curse.
"You scold me! You actually scold me?"
Yun Yang was furious: "I kindly serve as a guide for you, taking care of you in every detail, asking myself to do my best, hoping for good neighborly and friendly, and I don't want you to scold me... Do you still have a conscience, do you still have a little awareness of being a guest? Do you still have a little..."
Generals from various countries are cursing you? Who scolds whom first? There are a few who are irritable and want to rush forward to argue.
"You guys scold me!"
"I won't take you to the brothel tonight!"
"I'll tell you the truth. If you want to go to a brothel, you're out of your way!"
"I can't hold you back to death!"
"Not only will I not take you to the brothel, I will also put aphrodisiacs in your meals! After putting aphrodisiacs, I will also ask a few girls to dance, so you won't be able to touch it!"
"Dare to scold me..."
"If you dare to scold me, you will suffer the consequences!"
"The consequences are very, very serious!"
"I won't go if I beat you to death. You can play with each other in the room! The chrysanthemums are broken and the butts are hurt!"
"I dare to scold me... Is there any reason? Axiom, it's so reasonable, it's so unreasonable. I treat my kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs... I am enthusiastic and kind to find a brothel for you... I'll forget it if you don't want to give me back, but I'll scold me!"
Yun Yang was very erotic. When someone said something, he had already replied at least three times, and he was so arrogant.
I slap you in brothels, slap you in one mouthful. These high-powered generals all seem to be old bachelors who have been holding back for many years, and have never seen a woman in my life...
For a moment, the curses on the road were terrifying, and everyone fired and scolded each other.
The generals were angry. He came from thousands of miles to visit a brothel in Yutang?
This bastard boy's words can make the dead angry and jump in the coffin!
Passers-by looked at the group of guys dressed in bright clothes and clearly were talking foul words, one brothel, one prostitute, one aphrodisiac, one aphrodisiac, one chrysanthemum...
It's really unbearable!
The world is getting worse and worse, and people's hearts are not as good as ever!
When Yun Yang faced the group of scolding, he did not show any weakness. He fought against the generals of the mainland, and fired his bow from left to right, and scolded whoever he could catch; if he could not scold, he would just say: I won’t take you to the brothel! I will suffocate you to death! Let you play with yourself, the chrysanthemums are broken and the ass are hurt!
This sentence was simply a stroke of genius, and the generals present were so angry that they were so dizzy that their veins were thrilling.
Especially in the end, Yun Yang rose to the map cannon mode: "What's wrong with you? You all think of eating me... Are the generals in your countries just thinking about women? You have some other pursuits besides women... Can't you solve it yourself? Even if you can't do it yourself, you can just ask someone to help you!"
"No wonder you fight with us every year. It's because our Yu Tang girl is beautiful, right? Tell me, you haven't found a wife in your own country, right? Otherwise, when I heard that Tie Shuai got married, I rushed over. It turned out to be a pleasure to enjoy it. Now do you envy, jealous and hate us Tie Shuai? I really see the true faces of you. The famous mainland generals are really worthy of being famous mainland generals. This face is strange and far beyond ordinary people!"
All those who pass by and hear a word and a half are filled with anger in their hearts.
These guys actually have such... thoughts!
snort……
As everyone thought, all foreign generals became hungry ghosts who had been holding back for more than ten years, and they were still as dirty as meat and vegetables, and they could do anything...
Chapter completed!