Chapter 180 Like a God(1/3)
(There is another chapter today, which will come later.)
One child and one child walked down the mountain and returned to the town. The child in Tsing Yi had seen the wealth and splendor of Luolu Mountain and the Bamboo House, and felt that it was good to follow the local customs. At the same time, his nostalgia for his hometown was a little lighter, and he said happily: "Master, let's go next
Where? The ancestral home in Mud Ping Lane? Master, why don’t we buy the entire Mud Ping Lane? If the master is short of money, it doesn’t matter, I have money! I don’t dare to brag about my big money. If those belongings are converted into gold and silver, it’s a lot of money.
, I can exchange it for snake gallstones, just ordinary ones!"
Chen Ping'an smiled and said: "Why did you buy Mud Ping Lane? You don't want to waste your money so much."
The boy in Tsing Yi was not convinced, but he did not dare to talk back to Chen Ping'an. He always felt that his calculations were cracking and he was very shrewd. Didn't he just go for the snake gallstone?
Seeing the child in green clothes deflated, the girl in pink skirt was a little happy. She also had her own little plan, thinking that when she got to Mud Bottle Lane, she would help the master tidy up the ancestral house and make it fresh and refreshing.
When they arrived at the Longxu River in the Xisheng River, Chen Ping'an told them some stories about this stream. The boy in Tsing Yi listened absentmindedly. He suddenly opened his eyes and glared at somewhere in the river, and jumped away. Although the boy in Tsing Yi did not appear
He has a fierce true body and can control water with one hand, and he can display it in a very systematic way.
Every time he punched the river, it was like digging a well, creating huge whirlpools. The originally peaceful and slow-flowing river was tossed and turned upside down. The kid in Tsing Yi walked on the river as if he were on the ground.
While chasing something hidden at the bottom of the river, he shouted: "How dare you, a shrimp, a crab and a general with no eyes, covet my beauty?!"
Chen Pingan did not stop him. Firstly, the boy in Tsing Yi took action without any warning and it was already too late. Secondly, before leaving the town, he once walked on the bank and found something in the river staring at him, which made him feel a little embarrassed.
His vest was cold, and there was an uncomfortable gloomy aura. However, Chen Ping'an had just practiced boxing at that time, so he didn't dare to get to the bottom of it, so he could only stay away.
Seeing the violent temper of the boy in green again, the girl in pink skirt had a headache and reminded Chen Ping'an in a low voice, "Sir, did the Dali court consecrate the Longxu River to a god? For example, Hepo Hebo or something like that, if the rank is higher,
River God, let’s not be so unforgiving. It is said in the book that the county magistrate is not as good as the current person in charge. The book also says that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors..."
This really confused Chen Ping'an. After looking around, he thought seriously, "If it's the river god, there should be a temple. I didn't seem to see it along the way."
Chen Ping'an sighed slightly in his heart, and remembered the words "Haste makes waste" carved by himself on a bamboo slip in the basket on his back, so he decided to give up this mindless insinuation and shouted to the little boy in Tsing Yi who became more and more courageous as he fought: "
return!"
The kid in green who was fighting on the distant river took out bursts of magic weapons from his sleeves and said with a big smile: "Master, just wait a moment, just a moment, I can catch this slider right away."
What a cute little loach! Competing with me in water fighting, it’s really... Oh, it’s a little bit of a treasure. This magic weapon looks good, but it’s a pity that as long as it touches water, it will be invincible.
Physique, you stinky bitch, your skills are not impressive at all, hahaha, after catching you, I will throw you on my master’s bed, and I’m sure to get the snake gallstone!”
The boy in Tsing Yi fought back and forth with the evil creature at the bottom of the river. The magic weapons from both sides came out one after another, and the treasures on the Dragon Beard River shone brightly. Of course, this was because the boy in Tsing Yi was playing tricks, otherwise with his strong physique and good cultivation, even if
You don't need to reveal your real body, you can still severely damage your opponent with brute force.
After a moment, the boy in green turned around and ran towards Chen Pingan, holding a handful of... long black hair in his hand?
When they arrived at the shore near Chen Ping'an and the girl in pink skirt, the boy in Tsing Yi let go of his hand and said proudly: "Master, this woman is pretty, with round buttocks. One of them can be as big as two silly girls, so why not accept her as a pawn?"
Maid?"
The girl in the pink skirt blushed with shame and anger.
A head and a white neck were exposed on the river at the feet of the boy in green. This woman-like river spirit had a plump face and a pitiful expression. Her hair was spread out on the water and swayed violently.
The river is rippling and swaying.
Seeing Chen Ping'an, she seemed to be a little taller, but still poor, but for some reason the ancestral graves were filled with smoke, and she managed to recruit such a powerful follower as the boy in Tsing Yi. The woman's eyes were dim and unclear, and she quickly calmed down her complicated thoughts and lowered her head slightly.
, Xuan Ran said on the verge of tears: "I am the new river god of the Longxu River. As a rule, I need to inspect all the people passing by the river bank. This is my duty. If I have offended you unintentionally, I hope the three gods will be merciful and don't follow me."
General knowledge."
Chen Pingan asked the boy in green to come ashore quickly, clasped his fists and apologized to the unfamiliar-looking dragon-bearded River God: "We have offended Mrs. River God. My name is Chen Pingan, and I am a native of Longquan. I wonder where Mrs. River God is from?"
A strange look flashed in the woman's eyes, and she quickly said timidly: "Since you have become a mountain and water god, you must cut off the worldly ties. This is the same as a monk who doesn't talk about fame, Taoism, or longevity, so don't ask me, sir.
The origin of this. In short, not only do I have no intention of harming others, but I will also protect the water transport of this Longxu River."
The boy in green was furious, "It's shameless to bully my master, right?"
Chen Ping'an stretched out his hand and held down the head of the boy in green to prevent him from returning to the water to fight with a dignified river god. He nodded to the woman and said with a smile: "Thank you, Mrs. River God."
The woman quickly raised an arm that looked like a white lotus root, waved her hand and said: "Don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously. This time we won't get to know each other without fighting. Mr. Chen doesn't need to worry about it. If anything happens in the future, Mr. Chen will ask someone to go to the river to let him know."
I will definitely not shirk it."
Chen Pingan stopped exchanging polite polite greetings with the river god. This was not his strong point. Moreover, the other party kept calling Mr. Chen, which made Chen Pingan feel uncomfortable, so he quickly left with the boy in green and the girl in pink skirt.
Soon he approached the blacksmith shop by the river. Chen Pingan hesitated whether to say hello to Saint Ruan Qiong and Miss Ruan or to go back to the small town of Mud Bottle Alley first.
A woman who was promoted from a river goddess to a river god but had no incense in the temple slowly dived into the bottom of the river. Her eyes were sinister and her face was full of anger. She trampled an old bastard in the mud at the bottom of the river to death with one kick, and then stepped on it again.
The tortoise shell had to be shattered before she could give up. The unstable woman immediately regretted it. The old bastard who was as big as a millstone had already lived for two hundred years. In addition, the sky of Lizhu Cave was now overflowing with flowers, plants, trees, birds and animals, all covered with rain and dew.
The old tortoise has developed a trace of spirituality. Maybe two or three hundred years later, as long as it successfully awakens, it will become a useful soldier in the woman's hands.
The woman lamented and bent down to face the pile of broken tortoise shells, "If you want to blame, blame that little mud-legged man named Chen. He is the one who caused you trouble, and he is the culprit. Mr. Chen, ugh! I killed my father."
You little bastard, I'm just the same as you, why don't you just die on the study tour and be trampled to pieces..."
The woman hated the boy from Mud Bottle Lane so much that he cursed and walked gracefully under the water, trailing more than ten feet of black hair behind him, like the long skirt of a noble lady. She unknowingly wandered downstream.
Go, and when she came to her senses, she had arrived at the junction of Longxu River and Tiefu River, with a swift and violent waterfall falling under her feet.
She was so frightened that she turned around and ran away.
During this year, Longquan County was bustling with activity, with countless monsters and spirits pouring in from all directions, hoping to practice here and absorb spiritual energy. If she, the dragon-bearded river god, could only take advantage of the situation and ask for some tolls from the monsters,
It’s just to help my grandson to save some wealth. Then the fierce god and evil star in the Tiefu River below, the serious Dajiang Zhengshen, is really murderous and murderous. The wild man died under her hands.
There are more casual cultivators than can be counted with one hand. The strange thing is that the Dali Imperial Court and Longquan County Government never asked a question about this, which made the woman envious, so she thought more and more about the river god who had not come yet.
The temple.
Over there at the blacksmith shop, Chen Ping'an was hesitating whether to go to the door, when he saw a girl in green appearing in the direction of the stone arch bridge.
When she saw him and was sure it was him, she stopped for a moment and then quickened her pace.
Chen Ping'an and two little guys came to meet her, smiled and said hello from a distance: "Miss Ruan!"
Ruan Xiu responded with the word "Ai" and trotted towards Chen Ping'an. After standing still, she said softly: "I'm back."
Chen Pingan nodded and said: "I'm back!"
For a moment, the two of them were speechless.
The kid in green clothes widened his eyes.
Wow, she is indeed the daughter of the saint of Fengxue Temple, she is so handsome.
It's a pity, it's a pity that people can't be judged by their appearance, and it seems that they don't have a very good temper. It's very likely that they will beat themselves to death if they disagree with each other, otherwise they will definitely call me "ma'am".
The girl in the pink skirt blinked her eyes, full of curiosity and admiration, thinking that when she grows up, she will look like the soft and frail sister in Tsing Yi in front of her.
Ruan Xiu was the first to break the silence and said with a smile: "Go to the shop for a drink of hot water first, and then I will help you move the things you put over at my house back to Mud Bottle Alley?"
Chen Ping'an hummed.
After that, Ruan Xiu talked about trivial things in the town, saying that she had helped to repair the house in Mud Bottle Lane whose owner was unknown. It was just that the business of the straw shop and the New Year shop was not very good, she said
When she was here, she felt a little guilty and embarrassed. She also took it upon herself to bring the cage of hens and chickens from Chen Pingan's neighbor's house back to the blacksmith shop to raise them, but a wild cat accidentally took away two of them. Ruan
When Xiu talked about this, she became even more disappointed. Chen Ping'an was so happy that she quickly comforted her. How big of a deal was this? There was no need to worry about it. He could kill the old hen in a stew pot and make chicken soup tomorrow. He now had enough food.
The craftsmanship has improved greatly, and it must be delicious. Ruan Xiu was very anxious and said that he could not kill them. They were very well-behaved, big and small, and now they all have names.
Chen Pingan smiled from ear to ear.
Only then did he realize that Chen Pingan was causing trouble on purpose. Miss Xiuxiu, a gentle-tempered girl, gave him a gentle glare.
The boy in green suddenly realized that Mr. Qingqing had dug a big hole for himself from the very beginning. How could this sister have such a bad temper?!
The loss was huge. The boy in green felt that he had to steal the snake gallstone that he had missed, let alone roll around and hang himself in the water. He had to steal it, otherwise he would be upset!
Walking into the orderly blacksmith shop, the boy in Tsing Yi who was walking erratically turned pale with fright, and the girl in pink skirt hid behind Chen Pingan.
seven wells.
Star-studded.
Every well has sword energy rushing into the sky.
Even just one more glance made the boy in green and the girl in pink feel sore in their eyes, almost unable to hold back the pain and burst into tears. They wished they could show their true bodies to resist the invisible pressure and majestic sword intent. They were trembling.
The excitement and excitement that the two little guys had when they arrived at Longquan immediately disappeared. They only felt that this place was full of dangers. It was like a thunder pool on earth, especially to suppress the remnants of the dragon genus like them.
It wasn't until Chen Pingan asked them to sit on a bamboo chair in front of a thatched hut while he and Ruan Xiu went to move things into the yellow mud house not far away that the two little guys breathed a sigh of relief. They looked at each other and found that each other's foreheads were covered with sweat.
To be continued...