Chapter 719 I am Dongshan(1/7)
After Cui Dongshan finished speaking his lofty words, he nodded slightly. "It's very good and sensible. Since no one refutes it, I will assume that the three of you have agreed to this matter."
Zhou Mili held the golden pole and hiking stick in his arms, and took out the golden sign of Luo Luo Shan You Dharma Protector and clapped his hands briskly.
Cui Dongshan performed a set of king's eight punches along the six blue stone tiles paved on the ground. The tigers and tigers were powerful, not with fists, but with their sleeves crackling and fighting each other.
Cui Dongshan landed with both feet on the ground, facing the bamboo building with his back to the millet grain. He suddenly twisted his waist and punched out. Seeing that the millet grain was confused, he had to remind him: "Punch me. You are the most invincible in heaven and on earth."
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Xiaomi quickly spun around in circles for many times, and then he sincerely praised: "What a punch!"
Cui Dongshan shook his sleeves and said with a look of regret: "I never thought that after learning the peerless boxing technique, I would still be unable to defeat the Right Protector. That's all. Let's treat it as an equal fight and fight next time."
Xiaomi Li scratched her face, she hadn't even punched yet, she was not enjoying herself.
Cui Dongshan swaggered to the stone table. Xiaomi Li quickly put the two magic weapons on the table. He took out his sleeves and took out several handfuls of melon seeds. He piled them in front of the big white goose. After a long time, he finally finally
There is a place for it.
Cui Dongshan took a bite of melon seeds and asked casually: "Xiaomili, has anyone bullied you? Even if you are a dumb lake monster, but you have been wronged as big as a melon seed, you must tell your little brother, little brother, please say goodbye."
I don’t have any special skills, I’m good at swearing, and I’m good at blocking doors.”
Zhou Mili crossed her arms and raised her shoulders even higher, wishing that they were higher than her little head. She sneered, "Big White Goose, you have been away from home for too long. Now your brain is not very bright. I am the only one who bullies others!"
So don’t all of you like to travel far away. If you are bullied when you are away from home, I won’t be able to take care of you.
Cui Dongshan leaned forward, nibbling on melon seeds, and said, "Xiaomili, there will be more and more people on the mountain in the future. Even if everyone doesn't travel far, there will be more and more things on the mountain.
I can no longer chat with you. Are you sad or angry?"
Zhou Mili laughed and said, "The big white goose said stupid things again. When I was a big water monster in Dumb Lake, no one talked to me for many, many years. Why am I not sad?"
Cui Dongshan suddenly realized, and said: "But those passing by in a hurry are not your friends. If your friends ignore you, the feeling will be different."
Zhou Mili frowned her sparse and slightly yellow eyebrows, thought seriously for a long time, and counted her good friends one by one. Finally, the little girl asked tentatively: "Can you say a word to me for a year?"
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Cui Dongshan stopped eating melon seeds and smiled: "It must be possible."
Zhou Mili whispered: "Two sentences are not too many."
Cui Dongshan asked with a smile: "When will you take me to Hongzhu Town and Yuye River?"
Zhou Mili blinked, "Let's wait until the good mountain master comes home."
As long as she squats in the bamboo box of the good mountain master, the little girl in black will be as brave as two grains of rice.
As long as she knew that the good mountain master was on his way home, she would dare to go down the mountain alone and pick him up at Red Candle Town.
Cui Dongshan nodded, "What a question."
I'm angry, I'm angry. I'll talk about it later. Don't scare Xiaomi.
Now that the old cook has returned to Luopo Mountain to help sort out the situation, Cui Dongshan feels more at ease. All he can do is actually check for leaks and fill in the gaps. Except for Shi Rou, Taoist friend Changshou helps him wrap things up.
In this scene, Hongxia Yunzi, these two little evil obstacles, also need to be hammered and raised. As for Peixiang, the lord of the Fox Kingdom who has just arrived, it is even more so. The old cook is always affectionate towards beauties, and he is still a little kind-hearted and soft-hearted.
Well, actually it just happened that the good old cook came to be the cook, and the bad guy asked him Cui Dongshan to do it.
Cui Dongshan has long confessed to his husband that on a mountain, even if the same thing is accomplished in the end, there must be multiple hearts, so that some people can see it clearly and remember it firmly, so that they can truly remember and recite it well.
Among them, a relatively important thing was that he proposed that Taoist Taoist Changshou temporarily take over the position of Patriarch of the Luopo Mountain Master.
In fact, according to the general rituals and etiquette of the Immortal Mountain, this is Cui Dongshan's act of arrogance. It is no longer audacious. He is provoking the entire ancestral hall by one person. Not to mention that he was put into small shoes by the Queen of Autumn, and his feet were cut off directly.
Pull it down and throw it out to feed the guardian of the left side of Qilongxiang.
So this trip to Luolu Mountain was really not just about Cui Dongshan wandering around.
Chen Nuanshu ran over all the way, with a bunch of keys in different categories around his waist, chatting softly.
The little girl in pink skirt and Cui Dongshan gave a blessing and sat quietly at the stone table.
It is true that Chen Nuanshu will not get involved in any big things, but he knows all the little things in Luolu Mountain.
Cui Dongshan and Chen Nuanshu talked about Chen Lingjun's river crossing in Luzhou, Beiju. It was not that he was being lazy, but that he encountered a big accident.
Chen Lingjun and a new friend got to know each other very well, and they were very loyal to each other. In the end, because of this good brother who had cut off chicken heads and burned yellow paper, the two brothers were really blessed and shared the same hardships.
, were all imprisoned at the Thunder God's Mansion on Baby Mountain, a hilltop in the west of Jidu.
In the Dragon Palace Cave in the middle of Jidu, two letters to help Chen Lingjun plead for mercy failed to get the Thunder God to be released. He was really very angry. The sect suffered little loss, but the shame was too great. How could anyone release the Thunder God?
Most of the words on the gold plaque at the gate of Zhaishan were cut out?!
Even if you are fucking mentally ill, you still have a sense of propriety, right? Even if you want to steal it, you might as well steal the plaque together. Afterwards, you can get it all back, just reselect and hang it up. Those two guys are better, as long as
Take away the two golden characters "神之家"...
As a result, after the culprit was caught, the other party's reason turned out to be, "I've deducted all three words. I'm afraid you'll beat me to death. If you leave me a single word, I'll travel around the world, but I'll keep a line in my life so that we can meet each other in the future."
As a result, the two secret letters from the Dragon Palace Cave Heaven gave the Thunder God Mansion such a huge favor that no one was released from the Baby Mountain. However, the Immortal Family on the mountain usually did not act too harshly, so they responded to the two letters respectfully.
The wording was tactful, just saying that the distinguished guest of Nanxunshui Palace and a good friend of Marquis Longting only needed to apologize a little, and our Leishen Mansion would release him. Not only would he be released, but he would also be escorted out of the country respectfully.
The crux of the problem is that the guy with a strong backing has always put on the scoundrel attitude of "you can hit me or half to death, but there is no need to apologize and admit your mistake."
Chen Nuanshu was worried and asked, "Did Chen Lingjun lose his temper and do something wrong?"
"For the first time, he didn't make any mistakes. This kid is in Luzhou, Beiju. Not to mention keeping his head down, he wishes he could lie on the ground and travel far away carefully, so that no one can see him."
Cui Dongshan waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's because of the poor management of the Thunder God's house in Baby Mountain. The fault comes first, but it's not a big mistake. It's a small grudge in the rivers and lakes under the mountain. I killed one person by mistake, injured a few, and gave away a sum of magic money."
Then Chen Lingjun happened to bump into him, but he couldn't save anyone. The 'friend' next to him couldn't hold it back and took the lead in beating someone. Anyway, it was a confused fight, and Chen Lingjun and his new friend were beaten.
The monk who committed the crime ran away, and Chen Lingjun couldn't swallow this breath. As for the gods on the Baby Mountain, they were more concerned about face, not to mention that they didn't think that the mistake was a mistake. In addition, Chen Lingjun was a foreigner, and according to the general rules on the mountain
, just adding up mistakes after mistakes. Chen Lingjun is not stupid enough to force his way through the door. The first time he didn’t make sense, the second time he was rejected. Finally, he and his friends worked together and came up with such a solution."
At this point, Cui Dongshan burst into laughter, "As expected of someone who has been through Luo Luo Shan, what he does makes people happy."
Chen Nuanshu said: "As long as there is no danger, it will be fine."
Cui Dongshan nodded and said: "The identities of the two friends who sent the letter are not simple, so we can rest assured. Chen Lingjun is eating and drinking well at Lei Shen's house, and there are friends who are chatting with him in prison. They are alive and well. Hong Xia Zoujiang , it’s just a few river righteous gods who open the way to protect the road, well, when we, Mr. Chen Lingjun and Mr. Chen, go through the water, we will have Duke Dadu to protect us."
After all, the two people who sent the letter, who now have the prefix of the clan in Luzhou, Beiju, want to sell face.
Shen Lin, who was born in Nanxunshui Palace, now has a god who will see the light of day again after thousands of years, Jidu Lingyuan Gong.
Another person with a slightly lower rank is Li Yuan, the former Dadu Shuizheng, and now the Longting Marquis of Jidu. The official rank is Lingyuan Gong, who is higher, but the waters under his jurisdiction are generally divided into one east and one west. Each.
Zhou Mili listened attentively and marveled, "Chen Lingjun is very generous. He is very popular outside. I can't recognize such a big friend."
I just don't know if Chen Lingjun ever mentioned it in front of them, saying that he had a good friend in his hometown, who was a big water monster in Dumb Lake, and he was very dangerous when he walked around the world.
However, Xiao Mili scratched his head and felt that Chen Lingjun might not be happy to talk about this. It didn't matter if he didn't talk about it. If Chen Lingjun's new friends were not happy to hear it, wouldn't it make Chen Lingjun lose face?
Cui Dongshan smiled and said: "Yes, yes, Xiaomi Li only recognizes the silly big Jun Qian, Zhuo'er the great swordsman."
Zhou Mili chuckled and said, "There are also sisters Yu Mi, Liu Doonai and Hongxia."
Chen Nuanshu held back his laughter and said: "Xiaomili helped Mr. Zuo move a chair to the door of Jise Peak Patriarch Hall. Mr. Zuo got up and planned to move it back by himself. Xiaomili was fierce and said loudly, 'I If you don't agree, it will put Mr. Zuo in a difficult situation."
Xiaomi Li stretched out her hand to cover her mouth and laughed. She sat on the stool and shook her head, shaking her feet. "No matter how loud or fierce it is, it doesn't matter. Sister Nuanshu, please don't talk nonsense."
Chen Nuanshu thought it was so interesting that he couldn't help but praise Xiaomili again, "Mr. Cui, you don't know. At that time, Xiaomili raised his head, silently, as if he was saying to Mr. Zuo, I will take this chair." Move, this sentence is left here, no one can help!" (Note 1)
Xiaomi Li waved her hands vigorously, "You really mean that, Sister Nuanshu is just talking nonsense."
Cui Dongshan suddenly leaned back, with a face full of shock and said: "The millet grains are so wide, do you know that the swordsman is very fierce when he meets everyone except his husband?" Even your good friend, Mountain Master, never has a good look on his side. He only said that on the Great Sword Qi Wall where the big water monster of Mute Lake is famous, Zhuo'er, the Great Sword Immortal, would just hand out a sword towards the outside of the city if anything happened. The sword is like chopping melons and vegetables. The big demon has killed and injured countless people. Even the local swordsmen in the Great Wall of Sword Qi are afraid to reason with him and have to avoid him. What's wrong with you, Xiaomi Li? You are so brave. Already."
Xiao Mili sat up straight, frowned, thought for a long time, nodded to himself and said, "I can agree next time."
Nuanshu was slow to eat melon seeds, so he gently pushed the melon seeds around him to the big white goose and millet grains.
Cui Dongshan chatted with the two little girls, while he was always distracted by thinking about trivial matters.
Things in the world should be taken seriously, but as long as the thread spreads in my hands, it is all a trivial matter.
Regarding the issue of Dadu being enthroned as Duke Lingyuan and Marquis Longting, the Chinese Confucian Temple has not yet made any comment, and seems to have just acquiesced.
Fengzheng Dadu is something that has not happened in the world for three thousand years.
The emperors and monarchs of secular dynasties in ordinary continents have no right to intervene in this matter. Of course, only the Chinese Confucian Temple can do it.
However, the three parties that carved up the Dragon Palace Cave Heaven, the Chongxuan Office of the Dayuan Dynasty, Duckweed Jianhu, and Shuilong Sect, all unanimously tried their best to promote this matter. They all contributed money and effort, and even built the two majestic temples.
To be continued...