Chapter 008 Don't Love Women, Only Love Lolita
"Students, this time we will explain the biography of people who have made outstanding contributions and promoted ancient Chinese.
Before the pre-Qin period, the development of the Book of Songs...
...After Sima Qian's father Sima Tan died, Sima Qian inherited his father's position and became the Grand Historian. He read and collected more historical materials.
When he was about to start writing, he went to prison, castration, and became a eunuch in order to defend Li Ling.
He thought in pain: This is my own fault! I was tortured, my body was ruined, and it was useless.
But he thought: In the past, King Wen of Zhou was locked up in Wuli and wrote a "Book of Changes"; Confucius was trapped in Chen Cai on his way around the country, and later compiled a "Spring and Autumn Annals"; Qu Yuan was exiled and wrote a "Li Sao"; Zuo Qiuming was blind and wrote a "Mandarin language"; Sun Bin was plucked out of his kneecap and wrote a "The Art of War". There are also three hundred chapters of the "Book of Songs", most of which were written by the ancients in a state of worry and anger.
These famous works were written only when the author was depressed or his ideals didn't work. Why didn't I use this time to write this historical book?
So he compiled the history of this period from the legendary era of Huangdi to the second year of Taishi (that is, 95 BC) into a huge work "Records of the Grand Historian", which is 130,000 words. This is the origin of "Records of the Grand Historian"..."
Cai Meizhi’s explanation is really exciting, but Yang Chen is speechless, Damn, when it comes to castration, eunuchs, classmates, why do you always look at me? I really look so much like eunuchs?!
"Brother, the professor actually encourages you to strive for progress and be a useful person."
Xu Ze's head was a little stubborn, so he comforted Yang Chen like this at this time.
Yang Chen really wanted to slap this fat head under the table with a slap: "Are you talking about human words?"
"Actually... you just need to open it. Anyway, the whole school knows it. The post has been clicked over one million. Don't you be afraid of boiling water."
Xu Ze thought about it, and his black eyes were also flickering at this time. He scratched his head, gritted his teeth and put on a dose of hot stuff.
Because since you always have to face it, you can simply tell Yang Chen the worst result so that Yang Chen will not be clear about the specific situation.
"Have you clicked over a million? Damn!"
Yang Chen almost fell to the ground all of a sudden.
He originally thought that only the people who knew about this were BBS, but he really ignored the speed of gossip spreading. When he was still thinking about being low-key or low-key, his naked photos were all over the sky.
"Brother, let's be mournful and follow the changes." A classmate next to Xu Ze who could only be Wu Dalang's height said with a sad and angry face.
"Brother, I can't do anything either." A gentle young man wearing big black-framed glasses on Yang Chen's right hand who was too strong in secretion of androgens caused acne on his face also said that he couldn't help at this time.
"Brother, the guy who puts the top and adds the essence on BBS is from Xiao Han's faction. He is very proficient in computers and cannot delete the posts he has made."
Xu Ze hesitated and another news broke out.
"Forget it, since you know it, it doesn't matter. Anyway, I'm a eunuch, my future woman will naturally know."
Yang Chen was speechless. At this time, he wanted to know how popular he was on BBS.
"The key is, brother, now that you are like this, which woman will really be with you? Even if you are really good, they think your job is bad and you can't prove yourself!"
The boy with serious height defects but naturally optimistic , couldn't help but start to express his views.
"Qiuqiu, what are your opinions?"
Qiuqiu is this classmate with serious height defects. His original name is He Zeqiu. Because he suffered from polio when he was a child, he fell into hidden dangers when he grew up, and height became a problem.
In his words, studying medicine is to treat himself from Wu Dalang to Ximen Qing.
Although he has a bad chance of encounter, he is very optimistic and doesn't care at all that others say he is Wu Dalang, so he is naturally very popular.
"Sir, I think, if you are really a man, wait until you have finished a work film and let those women who are in full swing to watch it.
In fact, they might have downloaded your ** as a reference for self-comfort and abandoned the cucumber with a strong sense of grain."
He Zeqiu squinted his eyes at this time, and his vulgarity looked so mean that countless people who called themselves "slutty gods" were ashamed to commit suicide.
"He Zeqiu, now you can answer Qu Yuan's "Madam Xiang" and his creative background."
He Zeqiu was still fantasizing about beautiful things, but was suddenly named by Professor Cai Meizhi. He stood up tremblingly, shivered, and stuttered: "Ah, professor, I, I didn't think of any woman... I don't love mature women, I love loli."
"Ah? You..."
The classroom was quiet, and then a loud laugh broke out. Many people laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt and they burst into tears.
He Zeqiu is also a weirdo. I don’t know what he said to Yang Chen, but he actually understood "Madam Xiang" as a missed woman, and said that he didn’t love mature women and loli... What an IQ this is, it makes the professor feel ashamed and feels extremely inferior.
Cai Meizhi saw that all the students were laughing and crying, and she couldn't help but feel a little angry and funny.
It is said that students today are not old, only ten years old and twenty years old, but their thoughts are completely different from those of her generation.
When Cai Meizhi heard this, she felt blushing. These students were not afraid of meat and vegetables, and she couldn't help but feel a little sad.
Looking at these people, except for Yang Chen, Fang Qingxue and others who did not laugh, the others were also laughing and talking.
Such things as "so talented", "bunker", "sky-burning", etc. are emerging one after another.
"Okay, quiet!"
"He Zeqiu, you must concentrate in class. Don't finish your doctorate and go out to go to the clinic. When someone asks you how Qu Yuan died, you answered such a ridiculous answer, "I didn't kill him."
The beautiful professor got angry and got educated, so he naturally had one set after another.
Even if He Zeqiu is thick-skinned, he must show a humble attitude at this time.
But when he heard the teacher's words, He Zeqiu muttered in a low voice: "Qu Yuan jumped into the river and died. I know this because I love eating rice dumplings."
A group of men and women around He Zeqiu were laughing again and leaning back and forth.
...
"Madam Xiang is one of the eleven poems in the works of the great patriotic poet Qu Yuan, "Chu Ci·Nine Songs", and is a poem dedicated to the goddess of Xiangshui. The goddess of Xiangshui is actually the legend of Ehuang Nuying...
The creative background is more relevant to the "Banzhu" and "Xiangfeizhu". As for the story of Ehuang Nuying, this is also a heroic love story.
Here, I will explain it to you...
...After learning the truth, Ehuang and Niaoying were extremely sad. They hugged their heads and cried bitterly. They were extremely sad and kept crying for nine days and nine nights. They cried and swollen, their throats were hoarse, and their eyes were dry. Finally, they cried and burst into tears, and they died next to Emperor Shun.
The tears of Ehuang and Niaoying were shed on the bamboo mountain in Jiuyi Mountain, and the bamboo poles showed a few tears, some purple, some snow-white, and some blood-red. This is the 'Xiangfei Bamboo'."
A heroic love story has infected many people.
In particular, Fang Qingxue, who had always hated Yang Chen and even looked down on Yang Chen, a group of "filthy" people because of He Zeqiu's performance, was also a little sad because of this well-known love story.
Recalling Xia Xinyan's contribution to Yang Chen, Yang Chen's efforts, and the care and help to Xia Xinyan in all aspects, suddenly, Yang Chen's image in Fang Qingxue's heart was not so bad.
At least, even if he has nothing, his heart is worthy of recognition.
"He has become a useless person now. The BBS incident is so big that he has no face to see others. It's already very miserable. Xinyan asked me to take good care of him, but I always stimulated him. Isn't it a bit unkind?"
"But, this hateful pervert actually took my underwear to knead. It was obviously not a good thing... At worst, don't stimulate him anymore, but don't even think about it when you are nice to him!
I must expose his true face and let Xinyan know that this person is nothing more than a mud that cannot be helped!"
Originally, her mind was a little shaken, but when she thought of Yang Chen's comfortable kneading of her bra, she suddenly felt a little fever and itchy on her chest. This feeling made her feel like a layer of shadow was shrouded in her heart. Yang Chen's bracing bra was lingering in her mind. The more she wanted to forget, the deeper she remembered.
Chapter completed!